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[avoidghost]

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As I found the other anons “pear shaped” adventure of human and autobot ask amusing could I ask for a continuation of Ratchets one plz? Betting an entire emerging ration someone gets punched as honestly while the bots are pretty good at calming relatively calm or excited people I doubt Fowler and the bots would be v good at someone who DID NOT WANT NO THANK YOU. About the entire circumstances lol

I feel like this is just gonna turn into “how Ratchet became a guardian” and I love that. and if I feel like it I can write another part to this. The first part can be found here.

Ratchet didn’t really think when he locked you in the back. He was supposed to pick up the kids for Primus’s sake. How would he explain some raving human in his back space?

“Hi Ratchet” a boy said and climbed on to the front seat.

Let! Me! OUT!“ you screeched and seemingly startled the kid.

“Wow, Ratchet kidnapped a human!” a girl yelled, sounding rather excited.

“Not so loud Miko, and no I did not” the car answered.

“You kids, you need to help me, I want out of here” you pleaded

“Are we taking them back to the base with us?” another boy, seemingly a bit older than the previous one, asked.

“We have to” the car answered.

The car started up and all three of the kids were squished on the front seat, you pouted on the back and planned your escape. They would have go let you out at some point, right?

Eventually the car stopped. The kids hopped out and the older boy came to open the back door for you.

“Here we are” he said.

You basically sprinted out, but you were quickly stopped by another five or so robots standing before you.

You just stared at them in awe. This was cool, you had to admit, but you also definitely wanted nothing to do with this. You would rather sit at the back of the ambulance than deal with this, but when you turned around the ambulance was gone and standing there was the bot you had seen before.

“Ratchet, what is the meaning of this?” the biggest bot asked calmly.

“I had to transform in front of them and came to the conclusion I had to bring them here”

“Could someone tell me what the hell is going on?!” you growled and kicked the biggest bot’s foot.

It only hurt you however, you grabbed your foot and jumped around on the other one. The big bot didn’t even really acknowledge you had kicked him. He just looked down on you with a bit of a worried expression.

“I am Optimus Prime. We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron, also known as autobots and we are here to protect your planet from the Decepticons” the biggest bot said, sounding oddly official.

“Ahhah” you nodded, being able to process about two percent of what he just said. “So aliens?”

“Yeah, but like cool battle aliens” the girl chimed in.

You decided it would be best to keep calm, and try to talk yourself out of this. You could handle this, just keep calm.

“Miko, we are not battle aliens” a big green one said.

“I know Bulk, but it sounds so cool”

“You said you’re here to defend us humans from Decepticons, so are you the good guys or something?”

“Yeah, pretty much” the smallest bot said.

“Okay, so if you’re the good guys, you’re gonna let me go right? I’ll keep my mouth shut and I’ll never talk about you to anyone, I swear. I just wanna go home”

“The robots looked at each other. You could see they didn’t really know what to tell you. 

“Please, I just want to go home” you pleaded.

“Do not misunderstand, you are not a prisoner here” Optimus said.

You sighed in relief.

“But since you have seen us we will look after you from now on. You knowing about us puts you in danger, since the decepticons would now consider you our ally”

“What do you mean look after?” you questioned skeptically.

“It means you get to hang here at the base if you want to, and you have to check in on us so we know you’re okay and didn’t get kidnapped by Megatron” the kid called Miko explained.

“Mega-what?”

“Megatron is the leader of the decepticons” the younger boy said.

“Okay just a sec could I get an introduction tour or something cause I’m kinda tired of being so confused”

“Uu, let me”  Miko exclaimed.

“Go ahead” Ratchet rolled his eyes.

“I’m Miko and the big green bot there is my guardian Bulkhead, or Bulk”

The big green bot waved at you awkwardly.

“And like the big guy said, he is Optimus Prime and you already met Ratchet” she said, nodding towards the grumpy ambulance. “This is Jack and his guardian is Arcee. And then we have Raf and Bumblebee”

“Nice to meet you all… I guess” you added under your breath. “I’m (Name)”

You listened as the bots explained the situation to you. They told you about what the decepticons were doing on earth. You listened, but really you just wanted to get home and never come back here again. As luck would have it, Ratchet was appointed as your guardian, and he seemed just about as happy about it as you.

At least on the ride home you got to sit on the front seat.

“So Ratchet, right? I know you’re not very thrilled about being my guardian or whatever, and I’d rather have nothing to do with this but, I hope we can still get along”

“We’ll it’s good we have a mutual understanding of the situation”

You could basically see him rolling his optics, as Miko had told you the bot’s eyes were called.

“Hey I didn’t choose this, you forced me into this” you huffed.

“I’m aware”

The rest of the way went in silence. Ratchet dropped you off at your house and you calmly walked inside. You could deal with this.