#Calvin/Bob

[sailoreuterpe]

Bob/Calvin!

I ship it with the caveat of Linda either being involved or at least completely consenting and supportive. I don't abide infidelity.

What made you ship it? All of Calvin's interactions with Bob are so weirdly psychosexual, plus the whole fake family thing. Calvin should have expanded his mind; have both Belchers pretend to be his spouses so Shelby has two relationships to ruin! "Wharf Horse" just cliched the ship for me, lol.

What are your favorite things about the ship? Calvin gets a loving relationship, while the Belchers get financial stability. Calvin can be Bob's sugar daddy! XD The aesthetics of Bob with Calvin all in white are nice as well.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? I actually really don't like the age gap, which seems to be a major draw for a lot of shippers. If I read a fanfiction that brings a lot of attention to the gap I don't have a good time.

[egosarchive]

Can I interest you in some Burger Time?

[sugarcoatedrattrap]

[cailleachcola]

if i had a nickel for every new jerseian con man with an eye patch, a knack for sarcasm, a deep respect for the people he loves and an unspoken bond with an unhinged child voiced by kristen schaall, id have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird that it's happened twice, right?

[outofccontext]

source: Bob's Burgers. S7E3: "Teen-a Witch"

[caecaesclubhouse]

Bob's Burgers as Vines 🍔

I hope this makes someone smile :)

[doodles-bi-tea]

claim your “I was a Lewis Pullman fan before Thunderbolts” ticket here! (in case he blows up in popularity any more than he might have after things like TGM and Lessons in Chemistry…)

[laz-kay]

I thought it was a good fit idk

[crazyracoonpeople]

i was thinking of how mickey got hired to work at wonder wharf and i just imagined and thought

does mr fischoeder just walk into the prison and pick a criminal like hes at the animal shelter picking a new pet 😭😭

[d33mize]

BELCHOEDer OUTFIT SWAP i donr have it in me to finish this ,art block has me by the throat as of late

[alspacedout]

horrible, horrible man

[ranminfan]

Another old man that I used to like.

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This show is one of my favorites, and I can't believe my last fanart was back in 2019.

[egosarchive]

It’s for his Bob shrine

And so he can play pretend

[sugarcoatedrattrap]

[makenaswonderfulworld]

I love him so much

[wistfulwatcher]

LINES I QUOTE DAILY | Bob's Burgers, “World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town – Part II)”