#Calpurnia

[doobydoobydoowau]

imagine this: you're the baddest bitch in the Roman Republic. you have spent the past few decades fighting, fucking and planning to take control of the known world. you've killed millions of people. you became the fucking pontifex maximus and used some guy's idea to reinvent the calendar. you were the first roman to have a terrible vacation experience in the UK. you won a civil war. your best friend likes to commission naked statues of you and stand in front of them calling you a king at parties.

it's the 15th March 44 b.c.e and life is good. the people love you and you just became a dictator for life. you leave your mansion, ignoring your wife's pleas for you to stay (venus above that woman is in love with you) and shake off the soothsayer who keeps following you around and talking about your doom (spurinna is obsessed with you). you swagger into work, sit down, and are immediately stabbed by a bunch of your coworkers. you stagger around for a bit feeling sorry for yourself, before collapsing down dead at the statue of the guy that you had that civil war against. what a way to go.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

ides of march rarepairs coz... why not.

What am I even doing here I don't celebrate the Ides.

[possumsquat]

skyrim stuff

[duxfemina]

*Ides

Damn autocorrect

[bewaretheidiotsofmarch]

BEWARE.....them

[ Ides 2023 that deserves a repost]

Foreground: Cinna, Casca, Decimus, Brutus, Metellus, g.Casca, Titinius, Cassius

Background: Antony, Calpurnia, Caesar- at least.. it WAS Caesar. 🫡🙏🏻😔

[bestmombracket]

BEST MOM BRACKET; ROUND 1

Propaganda should be used to bring your side up, not the other side down! Please be respectful! The moms are watching 💚

[ffinnlover]

.— BRO IS COSITA LINDA

[lucystark12]

i was sad at the family func and then where is my mind came on and i thought of finn wolfhard and now im okay again

[jenniferlmeyer]

I just shared this over on BlueSky

The art is from Bella Sara, My Little Pony covers, and an interior piece from Calpurnia Tate girl vet.

[becauseimrichandican]

The lovely @mcnuggyy did a huge art meme for poly ships which can be found here. Since I can't art I settled on collaging the ones that worked and labeling them for the Caesar/Cornelia/Calpurnia OT3 that I've dubbed Triple C. If anybody would like to draw any of these for me I'd happily pay you.

[charasthetics]

Prez/Calpurnia Aesthetic

[i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs]

Y'all,, I absolutely ADORE "Say it ain't so" by Calpurnia, but why does nobody talks about this song?? It's just so good!! <333

I absolutely adore both of them ofc, "Wasting Time" just has more of a lively rhythm in my opinion! :3

[h4z4rdusflu1d]

FACTS ABOUT ME!!

pronouns: depends i am gender fluid

shows/movies i love: stranger things, IANOWT, twilight, Scott pilgrim, 2017 IT, Carrie, all ghostbusters except for the 2016 one, heartstopper, ready player one ect ect

sexuality: bisexual

hobbies: tuba and drawing

pets: i have three French bulldogs and two short haired cats

ethnicity: American

musical artists: johnnie guilbert, jake webber, weezer, calpurnia, Queen, the aubreys, cavetown, destroy boys, Mcr, falling in reverse, pierce the veil, Panic! at the disco, baby bugs, 6arleyhuman

style: it depends on the day but either 70s or grunge

TX2 makes me very upset

[cryoud]

A Soothsayer: Beware the Ides of March, don’t do anything dumb

Calpurnia, Caesar’s wife: I had a prophetic dream, don’t go to the Senate today

An entire chorus: Don’t ignore the premonitions and warning signs being thrown at you

Caesar:

[duxfemina]

"why, this is violence!"

Is the most understated response to your homies stabbing you at a meeting of the Senate

[ffinnlover]

— . Find the difference