#Calpurnia
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doobydoobydoowau · 2 years ago
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imagine this: you're the baddest bitch in the Roman Republic. you have spent the past few decades fighting, fucking and planning to take control of the known world. you've killed millions of people. you became the fucking pontifex maximus and used some guy's idea to reinvent the calendar. you were the first roman to have a terrible vacation experience in the UK. you won a civil war. your best friend likes to commission naked statues of you and stand in front of them calling you a king at parties.
it's the 15th March 44 b.c.e and life is good. the people love you and you just became a dictator for life. you leave your mansion, ignoring your wife's pleas for you to stay (venus above that woman is in love with you) and shake off the soothsayer who keeps following you around and talking about your doom (spurinna is obsessed with you). you swagger into work, sit down, and are immediately stabbed by a bunch of your coworkers. you stagger around for a bit feeling sorry for yourself, before collapsing down dead at the statue of the guy that you had that civil war against. what a way to go.
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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 9 months ago
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ides of march rarepairs coz... why not.
What am I even doing here I don't celebrate the Ides.
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possumsquat · 10 months ago
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skyrim stuff
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peaksaturation · 19 days ago
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FINN WOLFHARD: BITTER SWEET SYMPHONY -- ⚠ FLASH WARNING ⚠ -- 🎥 EDITS MASTERLIST 🎶 🌟 group by media, character/ship, or all (top bar) 🌟 sort, filter, or search (top right) 🌟 click to open details incl. links to all soc media
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duxfemina · 9 months ago
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*Ides
Damn autocorrect
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bewaretheidiotsofmarch · 9 months ago
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BEWARE.....them
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[ Ides 2023 that deserves a repost]
Foreground: Cinna, Casca, Decimus, Brutus, Metellus, g.Casca, Titinius, Cassius
Background: Antony, Calpurnia, Caesar- at least.. it WAS Caesar. 🫡🙏🏻😔
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bestmombracket · 8 months ago
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BEST MOM BRACKET; ROUND 1
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Propaganda should be used to bring your side up, not the other side down! Please be respectful! The moms are watching 💚
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ffinnlover · 2 months ago
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.— BRO IS COSITA LINDA
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lucystark12 · 4 months ago
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i was sad at the family func and then where is my mind came on and i thought of finn wolfhard and now im okay again
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charasthetics · 2 months ago
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Prez/Calpurnia Aesthetic
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angeldiarybook · 2 days ago
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Did any of y’all have a Finn Wolfhard Indie 2017-2019 Obsession? 😭
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I loved that damn video of him singing my kind of woman
Or when he was in calpurnia and would hang out with Jack,drew,and Enya😭✋🏼 I loved that era sm
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becauseimrichandican · 8 months ago
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The lovely @mcnuggyy did a huge art meme for poly ships which can be found here. Since I can't art I settled on collaging the ones that worked and labeling them for the Caesar/Cornelia/Calpurnia OT3 that I've dubbed Triple C. If anybody would like to draw any of these for me I'd happily pay you.
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i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs · 3 months ago
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Y'all,, I absolutely ADORE "Say it ain't so" by Calpurnia, but why does nobody talks about this song?? It's just so good!! <333
I absolutely adore both of them ofc, "Wasting Time" just has more of a lively rhythm in my opinion! :3
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h4z4rdusflu1d · 6 months ago
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FACTS ABOUT ME!!
pronouns: depends i am gender fluid
shows/movies i love: stranger things, IANOWT, twilight, Scott pilgrim, 2017 IT, Carrie, all ghostbusters except for the 2016 one, heartstopper, ready player one ect ect
sexuality: bisexual
hobbies: tuba and drawing
pets: i have three French bulldogs and two short haired cats
ethnicity: American
musical artists: johnnie guilbert, jake webber, weezer, calpurnia, Queen, the aubreys, cavetown, destroy boys, Mcr, falling in reverse, pierce the veil, Panic! at the disco, baby bugs, 6arleyhuman
style: it depends on the day but either 70s or grunge
TX2 makes me very upset
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cryoud · 2 years ago
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A Soothsayer: Beware the Ides of March, don’t do anything dumb
Calpurnia, Caesar’s wife: I had a prophetic dream, don’t go to the Senate today
An entire chorus: Don’t ignore the premonitions and warning signs being thrown at you
Caesar:
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duxfemina · 9 months ago
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"why, this is violence!"
Is the most understated response to your homies stabbing you at a meeting of the Senate
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