#CallJant

[its-stupidhours]

everytime i go through your account this image pops into my head

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[finallygaycoldones]

Tanner “I used to share a bed with my best boy friend in hs” Smallant versus Cj “I’ve already kissed enough boys” Ya aka unstoppable force meets immovable object and they’re both kissing

[its-stupidhours]

thinkijg about. tanner "my mom sat me down when I was 16 bc she thought I was gay and wanted me to know that she accepted me" smallant and cj "BRO holy shit my whole family said the same thing to me at different points in my life" cjya. looks at my calljant ""wip"" (I haven't even opened a doc for it). I should maybe get on that

[finallygaycoldones]

Running into a little bit of interference in terms of inspiration for my CallJant fic tbh and I think it’s all because of that awful pink monstrosity Ceej did to his hair 😭😭

[its-stupidhours]

*jolts up in the shower in a cold sweat* CALLJANT

every HaS gang ship name I've come up with so far, plus a few I've been meaning to implement for some time:

(note: with each one of these, I'm going into it trying to find the stupidest name combo imaginable. on purpose. bc it's funny)

tanner/fir - smir. we know this.

tanner/poo - SmallPoo :D my phone keeps wanting to autocorrect it to smallpox

poo/fir - Pir

tanner/cj - smya. it's a one syllable word

actually no that's truly incomprehensible isn't it. I'm sorry

tanner/crafty - crant. ngl I literally just came up with this one but I couldn't not add it to the list. look at it. say it. hear it. crant.

I have suddenly realized that I could conceivably make SmallPoo Grant instead. like the name. the name Grant. it does technically work

crafty/CJ - craftJ is the top contender in my mind atm but it is a little boring imo. you will find that with a lot of the CJ ones I just add a J at the end and that's mainly bc I am lazy and also there's only so many letters in that man's name, dude, cut me some slack

Mars/Amethyst - jemmy <3 but the stupid one is marsethyst (I have multiple fics in the works with them that I'm nowhere close to being done with but one day... one day I'll post a fic for u... or my name isn't stupid hours..)

tanner/fir/cj - smirJ. pronounced smir-J or smerge like every other one syllable Tanner ship if you're feeling saucy

tanner/fir/poo - SMIP!!! SMIP FTW 🔥💯🔥💯🔥 THIS IS IT IVE PEAKED WITH THIS ONE I LOVE SMIP SMIP 4 LIFE WOOO YEAH SMIP LETS GO

I'm never writing another fic with that trio but god could you imagine

I'm trying to think of more and I've realized that if I used their real names instead of their usernames I could make Tanner/Poo/CJ Caver.

I won't be writing a fic about them but picturing the vibes alone of what that ship would look like is. well. idk man but it's something! nonetheless I do think they'd have fun

other contenders include: AntBearya, . actually that's it I've been staring at my phone for five minutes trying to come up with something else but I couldn't. anyways I'm going to bed now goodnight