#which i would write if i could open gdocs without staring at it for 5 minutes in a blank stupor

[its-stupidhours]

*jolts up in the shower in a cold sweat* CALLJANT

every HaS gang ship name I've come up with so far, plus a few I've been meaning to implement for some time:

(note: with each one of these, I'm going into it trying to find the stupidest name combo imaginable. on purpose. bc it's funny)

tanner/fir - smir. we know this.

tanner/poo - SmallPoo :D my phone keeps wanting to autocorrect it to smallpox

poo/fir - Pir

tanner/cj - smya. it's a one syllable word

actually no that's truly incomprehensible isn't it. I'm sorry

tanner/crafty - crant. ngl I literally just came up with this one but I couldn't not add it to the list. look at it. say it. hear it. crant.

I have suddenly realized that I could conceivably make SmallPoo Grant instead. like the name. the name Grant. it does technically work

crafty/CJ - craftJ is the top contender in my mind atm but it is a little boring imo. you will find that with a lot of the CJ ones I just add a J at the end and that's mainly bc I am lazy and also there's only so many letters in that man's name, dude, cut me some slack

Mars/Amethyst - jemmy <3 but the stupid one is marsethyst (I have multiple fics in the works with them that I'm nowhere close to being done with but one day... one day I'll post a fic for u... or my name isn't stupid hours..)

tanner/fir/cj - smirJ. pronounced smir-J or smerge like every other one syllable Tanner ship if you're feeling saucy

tanner/fir/poo - SMIP!!! SMIP FTW 🔥💯🔥💯🔥 THIS IS IT IVE PEAKED WITH THIS ONE I LOVE SMIP SMIP 4 LIFE WOOO YEAH SMIP LETS GO

I'm never writing another fic with that trio but god could you imagine

I'm trying to think of more and I've realized that if I used their real names instead of their usernames I could make Tanner/Poo/CJ Caver.

I won't be writing a fic about them but picturing the vibes alone of what that ship would look like is. well. idk man but it's something! nonetheless I do think they'd have fun

other contenders include: AntBearya, . actually that's it I've been staring at my phone for five minutes trying to come up with something else but I couldn't. anyways I'm going to bed now goodnight