#Cal As Professor
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soundgasm links!
hi everyone, i wanna just make a note to share soundgasm links that i find here :3
Website : Soundgasm.com
Website : Patreon.com
(for this you will need to include a creators name such as "Professor cal soundgasm")
Website : Search Soundgasm - https://www.flaru.com/en/soundgasm.net/
(here you are able to search and find more specific audios which come from soundgasm)
Green - Creators | Red - Audios
SOUNDGASM :
Professor Cal : https://soundgasm.net/u/ProfessorCal_
Rum n coke : https://www.rumncokeva.com/audio-list
9lives : https://soundgasm.net/u/99_99asmr
Badjhur : https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur
NSFW : https://soundgasm.net/u/BigigBogog/M4F-Fucking-you-to-sleep
NSFW : https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur/M4F-I-Dont-Want-You-to-Think
NSFW : https://soundgasm.net/u/MSY_Audios/M4F-You-Are-Daddys-Perfect-Girl-DDLG-Good-Girl-Grinding-Cockwarming-Sitting-In-Lap-Whispering-Love-Making-Soft-to-Rough-Keeping-Quiet-But-Failing-CreampieBreeding-L-Bombs
NSFW : https://soundgasm.net/u/Rum_N-Coke/M4F-Daddy-Gives-You-All-His-Cum-DDLG-Gentle-Mdom-all-the-Cum-Play-Cum-Fetish-lots-of-Good-Girl-Sweet-Girl-Princess-Praise-light-Degradation-Begging-Blowjob-Swallowing-Covered-in-Cum-Nipple-Play-Cum-Covered-Fucking
PATREON :
• lxvesicck : http://patreon.com/Ixvesicck
#soundgasm#audio smut#audio links#soundgasm links#smut audio#smut#audio#professor cal#m4f audio#twt#asmr
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VOXMAN WEEK 2022: Comfort ⚡☔
[Read the rest under the cut!]
Shhhhhhhh... it’s still Voxman Week. 💚💜
#ok ko#ok ko let's be heroes#ok ko fanart#voxmanweek#voxmanweek2022#voxman#professor venomous#lord boxman#comic#siren theory#<- technically the first in the series I'm making let's goooo#took about 5 months to finish this but finally here we are!#cal's art#cal shares a thing#cal screeches#siren theory comics
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ProfessorCal posted an hour long audio 🫣
AH, thanks for letting me know! he was on hiatus for so long. i just went and listened to his new audios. i'm not really feeling them, but good for him that he's making audios again. nothing beats the second half of "quite the ride" for me ehhe.
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HOW IS THE GALE AND LIA MODDED KISS SO GOOD?!?
I think I'm one of like three people in the entire fandom that ships these two (to the point I'm writing an epilogue fic about their hitting it off when Lia accidentally (?) and humorously comes into magic postgame). And it turns out if you use the mod that lets you kiss anyone as Gale, with Lia, (using Minthara kiss animations) weeping bloody HELLS it's the best thing IN THIS ENTIRE GAME. (and another really good one I included as a bonus). THAT MAN GETS ON BENDED KNEE FOR HER IN THE ONE. WHAT WHAT WHAT.
I have wrought something majestic here friends. HOW ARE THEY SO CUTE TOGETHER
#SERIOUSLY WHY IS THIS SO GOOD#this ship is the happiest accident in 900 hours of playing this game#lia deserves so much love too#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#lia#bg3 lia#lia bg3#gale bg3#tiefling#tieflings#rarepair#lia x gale#gale x lia#bg3 spoilers#tiefling siblings#rolan cal lia#professor gale#bg3 gale#baldurs gate 3 gale
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Bloodbath narrowly averted at the campus party
#drawings#modern au#tintin#professor calculus#in a modern version of the series I'd probably just localize ''zouave'' or change the way ''goat'' is used#Haddock can call Cal a ''stubborn old goat'' But Watch Out
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I'm gonna hurt whoever put this article behind a paywall
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I love that right when I’m getting back into drawing my invader Zim oc people start liking the posts for it
Here. A treat
#invader Zim#invader zim oc#oc x canon#professor membrane#professor membrane x oc#ship: hidden feelings#I miss them i should draw cal more#kinda nuts seeing how my art’s changed compared to some of the older pieces of IZ stuff I’ve done#space notes
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Professor Callahan x Fem!AFAB!Client!Reader || Oneshot
Plot: Do YOU think Cal is above convincing his pretty fem client, down on her luck and about to go to jail for many many years, to fuck him in exchange for him getting her out of jail?? I sure don't.
Warnings: Smuttiness, reader is possibly a murderer, DUBIOUS consent, Cal abusing his power (but what's new), corrupt as fuck, etc.
He bribed the guards to leave you alone together, then slid the door closed. You felt trapped, even worse then before as he turned that smug grin on you. What did you do?? Why did you agree to this?? This is wrong. He could be lying. You can think of a hundred different reasons why agreeing to this... arrangement, was a mistake, but-
The bolt clicks into place. Its too late to take it back, now.
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His knuckles brushed against against your knee up and down, and it would almost be soothing if it didn't cause terrible shivers to climb up your back in fistfuls until they clamped tight around your neck. Why did he have to sit next to you?? Wasn't he supposed to sit on the other side of the table?
"You know... " Without a warning, Callahan smooths his hand up your thigh and grips your leg possessively; his breath on your cheek. You refused to look at him, eyes trained to the table, the sound of your blood pumping loudly, directly in your burning ears. "I could help you faster, Y/N. Get you out of here in a day or two. You could wait in the comfort of your own home for the trial. Thats a lot nicer then this place, hm?... Could be your last chance, if it all goes badly."
Immediately your eyes widen and flash to his, a gasp from deep in your chest flying out of your mouth. "But I'm innocent!- "
Callahan smirks, that reaction telling him everything he needed to know. You were desperate. You would do anything to be free. He could charge you anything, and you would give it to him.
"Uhuh."
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Your back hit the cold-stone, peeling-paint covered wall just before his lips sealed yours closed; his tongue delving between your lips when you gasp out of pure surprise. His hands grip your waist, pulling your body in against him, getting straight to the point. You weren't expecting him to come straight for you, to cross the room so directly without a moment of reprieve. Without a word.
You didn't have much time, though, you supposed. The guards would be back in 30 minutes, after their short 'break'.
A moan slips out of you at the feeling of this slimy mans tongue in your mouth, his warm lips forcing yours to remain open for him, his soft body against yours. The past week has been a nightmare in this place and it felt good to feel touch that didnt mean to harm, one again. Even if this man's touch made your skin crawl, even if your happiness didn't matter to him at all. You'd lie though and tell him it was a groan you made, if he asked. But you know he wont, he doesn't care.
You try not to kiss him back. Not to pull at him. Just stand there against the wall and let him have his way, and he doesn't seem to mind. Happy to have a girl that wasn't his ex wife. Happy to fuck a pussy, that wasn't his ex wive's.
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"What do you want from me??" You ask boldly, straight to the point now. Looking the man directly in the eye through his expensive glasses that gave him a fake air of respectability. He had his hand on your thigh- what was the point of beating around the bush at this point?
Your lawyer was corrupt. You could use that.
The smirk grows on his face, like a horrible evil serpent. Like a Shakespearean monster; a wicked sorcerer, a cruel uncle, a greedy king. "I wanna get you out of trouble. What do you think?"
One eyebrow raised, you cross your arms over your chest. "Uhuh, and how do you suppose I'm going to pay for that, huh? I don't suppose you take loans, do you?"
"... " His voice lowers and grows huskier, so that the guard outside doesn't hear him, but theirs no lick of shame in his tone. Or his face. He's not-at-all embarrassed for himself- he's proud. "I suppose you're going to have to find some other way to pay me, then, sweetheart. You know, you're a pretty young woman,.. Fairly certain you know how thats done."
Of course. As soon as those words leave his lips, you narrow your eyes into a glare and swipe his hand off your thigh. "Well you'd be wrong. Get out of here, I'll get a different- "
"... Hmm... " The man doesn't flinch, just looks even more smug, and your stomach drops. "You know- I've had an offer from Julian's family, sweetheart... " As soon as that name passes his lips, your heart feels like its about to give out. Your resolve stutters. "That poor guy you, uh," the bastard shrugs. "probably used a steak knife on. It would be too easy to convince a jury that was true. Even I believe it. I mean- you're not giving me any incentive not to."
Slipping out of your seat to get away from him, crossing your arms defensively over your stomach now, you look at him like he just grew wings out of his head; horrified and baffled. Your voice is small, too, now. "I- I told you I was innocent- "
He looks up at you with a twinkle in his eyes. "The evidence tells a different story."
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Callahan reaches behind you and squeezes a handful of your ass when he leaves your mouth alone to press deep kisses to the rest of your skin, your jaw and your neck and your collar, forcing another noise out of you; a surprised yelp.
"Shhh." He hisses, straightening up again so he can glare at you directly in the eyes, close to your face so you can feel his panting against your mouth. "Hey, dummy, if someone catches us this deal is off." His chest rises and falls against yours with his excitement, but he's laser focused. "... Understand?"
"I- I- yes."
"You better."
With a final, lingering look under his already out-of-place grey hair, he goes to unbutton his perfectly tailored pants. Taking your cue, you begin tentatively unzipping your coverall's to the bottom, the prison orange reminding you why you're doing this, and ignoring the wetness in your underwear. Was it the kiss? Was it how wrong this was? Was it how he spoke to you?? Were you just simply so screwed up that the prospect of being touched even by Him, turned you on?
It didn't matter. It was a good thing.
Before he finally slipped his painfully hard cock (You weren't the only one here with some awful, disgusting fantasies) into you he kissed you again, likely to keep you quiet. Which was a good thing because as soon as he did thrust into you, you let out a loud muffled groan; and squeezed his suit jacket tight in your fists, kissing him back sincerely with tongue.
God you were so fucked. You liked this.
And he knew it.
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"This- this isn't fair."
Callahan scoffs, at that; a mirthless chuckle coming as he shook his head. "Life's not fair."
"I'm innocent!" You exclaim with utter earnest, once again. For the last time. He's not hearing you, no one hears you. Why wont anyone believe you!?
"... Look, Y/N." He goes back to calling you by your name instead of sweetheart, getting up from his seat and doing the button on his blazer, and your heart drops once again. You feel like you're losing your chance. He rolled his 'stiff shoulders', apparently not-at-all bothered by the situation. You don't buy it at all... do you?? He wants you, right? You have some power, don't you?? "I can see this probably isn't working out. You'll get a state lawyer in a couple days time- sorry, things move a lot slower with them." He heaves a sigh. "Oh well."
You watch as he turns his back and goes towards the door, your heartbeat fighting erratically against your sternum, and you almost let him go. You almost make the first good decision you have in a while- since Julian- but just at the last moment- you fail.
"Wait."
Fuck!
Callahan stops in his tracks, and you imagine the wicked smirk on his foul mouth before you see it, when he turns his head. "Hmm? What's that?"
"... come back.
I'll do whatever it takes."
#RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this one was so fun XD#thank you. cal. for being so corrupt XD#Professor Callahan x Reader Oneshot#Professor Callahan x Reader#Professor Callahan#Legally Blonde Professor Callahan#Professor Callahan Legally Blonde#Oneshot#Broadway Legally Blonde#Legally Blonde Broadway
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hiiii 616 nation i finally had time at work to doodle the husbands
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Cal: What's your favorite part of the day?
Me: You.
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Oof- Girl, I have had a rough day. Hello love bugs it is I, the one who loves to post too much kny content. So, you guys remember professor cal. I know there are other Cal's but these are connected to each other. If you listen to the audios except for the one called to expect company ( it's an English period ) there are different cal's. We have RA ( Resident Assistant ) Cal, Scientist Cal, Firefighter ( Fireman ) Cal, Detective ( Cop ) Cal and Criminal ( Mafia ) Cal. So story plot. Scientist Cal and his listener were doing an experiment with a chemical and Mafia cal stole it in order to keep it. Then they had put it in an house for it to explode which is where firefighter cal comes in and his friend Alex ( Also a firefighter ) dies on the call while inside the burning building when it exploded. Firefighter Cal meets up with the listener at a bar and goes to Cal's place. I believe he used sex as a stress-reliever, I don't know but, they meet up with detective Cal and talk about it and what happened at the blown up house at the crime scene. Then RA Cal comes in ( In a different audio ) and is with his listener. Then they talk about Jacob the Postmates driver which I don't think really is, I think it's california cuz the heart drop at the end. So I'll give you the audio names for the story plot from first to last...
1. The days are long, the days are hard
2. A laboratory Mishap
3. A little heat
4. Quite the ride
5. Stick around
6. Ten points
That's it 😊
Forgot to mention, you can find these audios on Reddit and go to professor cal's account. The one with the heart drop is ten points ( It gives off the dramatic effect to be honest ). When firefighter cal is talking about Alex that's in the audio Stick around. I'll spoil it a tiny bit, the size of an apple seed. The reason it's called " Stick around " is because firefighters Cal doesn't want the listener to leave him cuz Alex died and he doesn't plan on losing anymore people. The audio I got a question is where we meet detective Cal. So that's all, hope this helped a lot to help you guys understand.
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VOXMAN WEEK 2023: Experiment
A makeup experiment!! 💄💅 Doesn't Boxy look great? ✨
Now if only the guy could learn to sit still for a few minutes...
#ok ko#ok ko let's be heroes#ok ko fanart#voxmanweek#voxmanweek2023#voxman#professor venomous#lord boxman#cal's art#cal shares a thing#cal screeches
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Tiefling Siblings + Their Loves
Unless I keep writing Gale and Lia's adventures in/as [SPOILER] as continuing chapters (I MIGHT), I've basically finished writing the main bulk of the initial/main story for my fic Wild Magic. (Updating 2x/week until it's finished). If you haven't read the fic, basically Shar's back on her bullshit and in the process, Rolan's sister Lia gains wild and unpredictable magic surges - and the romantic comedy takes us all across the city AND to Waterdeep briefly.
I thought I'd offer a pic of where everyone's kind of 'at' at the end of the story (early 1493DR). Lia and Gale are the main couple of the fic , while the overall arc follows Rolan and his soon to be wife, the semi-retired bard Tavaria (AND are getting a spinoff fic as Tavaria is tired of the city and wants to go back to the farm), plus Cal and Lae'zel, whose fling has gotten so serious it could shape the fate of interplanar politics - if Cal can mediate Rolan and Lia, the two factions of githyanki and the githzerai should be child's play.
#baldurs gate 3#bg3 tav#bg3#baldur's gate 3#tav#tiefling#tiefling siblings#rolan x tav#rolan x oc#holy rolan empire#rolan nation#gale x lia#lia x gale#lia bg3#bg3 lia#gale bg3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#professor gale#wild magic fic#cal x lae'zel#yes really#lae'zel x cal#cal bg3#rolan bg3#bg3 rolan#bg3 romance#bg3 fanfic#bg3 fan fiction#bg3 fanfiction
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New to listening to spicy audio and absolutely love it. Can anyone tell me what is #professor cal’s page? I’m new to Tumblr as well and still learning to navigate through it.
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Me: *listening in class*
4/5 of the imps in my brain: Now seems like a really good time to scream
The last one:
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND
#i should tell my professor this is why i looked at him weird lol#cal rambles#tre talks#cal at college
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I n e e d Legally Blonde to come to my city. I need it to live.
#i know michael rupert would not be playing cal if it did.#BUT i dont care. as long as the guy has a s t r o n g stage presence and he's not a young guy i'll be happy.#Professor Callahan#Professor Aaron Callahan#Legally Blonde Broadway#Broadway Legally Blonde
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