#Cackling at this

[familyabolisher]

[sea-lanterns]

this came to me in a dream

empress, holding her newborn: i wonder whos baby this is

baby: *opens its eyes* 💿 ^ 💿

empress: congrats navia

NOT THE HOLOGRAPHIC SPARKLY EYES 😭

But ykw, this is so true. Navia’s eyes are so sparkly and pretty, you could say that she’s “got that James Dean, daydream, look in her eye…”

And her children with the Empress would inherit these beautiful eyes too! Actually, now that I think about it…a lot of the genshin women have super unique eyes. Like, I can just imagine:

Shenhe’s baby: 🌈^🌈

Furina’s baby: ⚪️^🔵

Candace’s baby: 🔵^🟡

Arlecchino’s baby: ❌^❌

Hu Tao’s baby: 🌸^🌸

[oxventurequotes]

cressida: we had this wonderful thing at home where we’d get a pineapple and we’d carve it into swans – anything like that?

lug: what’s a pineapple?

robin: what’s a swan?

[glyphknight]

"You were always better at solving problems than I was."

Just turning this moment over in my head:

Caleb -- boy genius, chosen protégé of one of the most powerful evil wizards in all the land, with an incredible memory that puts wizarding on easy mode, who said things "came more easily" to him than the other two -- has just spent "so much time working on this" ancient artifact to stop Trent. Weeks of puzzling and tinkering but it's Caleb so of course he gets it eventually. Yet at the moment of triumph it doesn't work and he's stumped.

Then Astrid just rolls up like, "What's that?" rocks a 24, and immediately fixes a critical issue on this totally-unknown-to-her Arcanum object. LOL

Like, he doesn't even tell her what it actually is! He just does that thing where he's all vague and dramatic, lmao.

(Correction--She got a 24, not 26. Post changed to reflect that. Also "than me" --> "than I was." Caleb is nothing if not grammatically correct.)

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

In your opinion, what are the logical extremes we can take Eywa blessed Spider too, and what bullshitery will that ensue?

Logical extremes? Lol he starts fucking mutating I guess. Permanent blue stripes, his ears get longer, his senses get heightened, he gets stronger. Picture the movie chronicle. The bullshitery that would ensue would be a lot of him, Lo'ak, Kiri, and Tuk in the woods testing his "powers." Like before Spider could not jump off a branch his high without breaking an ankle. Now lets see. Just like a dumb superhero type montage of them like, attempting all this stuff that would've killed him as a human. Neteyam and Neytiri would be HORRIFIED to discover what they've been up to, but Jake is lowkey mad they didn't invite him so he too could watch Lo'ak chuck Spider off that cliff into the ocean to see just how hard his bones are now. Kiri's taking notes like any good scientist would. Spider and Lo'ak are having the time of their LIVES. Tuk is LOVING IT because Spider has to carry her everywhere as a built in endurance/strength test.

[worst-door]

"we need leo to wake up, dapper, play pigstep"

[yanteetle]

hey. Hey you. Yeah, you. You little teet tooter. Teeter totter. Teet sucker. Teeto chips lookin ahh.

You are so cool and everyday I strive to be like you frfr. Your art makes me go feral. I'm very feral about your art. Your turtle ocs makes me die on the inside and get rebirthed out of the ashes like a majestic Phoenix out of pure unadulterated joy and admiration.

Tldr; I think you're really neat (I squish your art like a stress toy)

HELP THE NICKNAMES ARE TAKING ME OUT AHSHAHA- 💀💀😭

My teeto chips lookin ahh is very glad you like my work though, I am very amused and touched by this AND Im definitely screenshotting this ask and keeping with me forever LMAO

[boycritter]

why aren’t you victor ninov anymore

i dont like white people

[bandy-andy]

Why so pisser.

-the shitter

Why so shityous?

-The Pisser

[ankhisms]

[randomchaotix]

I think you're a really cool person

stop flirting with my husband by the way you are still on the hitlist

HELPEPWKS,OS

[hellkitepriest]

Hot Everything Everything Facts You Didn’t Know!

[pkmnherpetology]

hey I put my arm in a quagsire mouth and my leg in a clodsire mouth and I was wondering what other body parts you'd recommend I put in other pokemon's mouths

try putting your head in a drednaw’s beak i’m sure that one will go well.

^ THAT IS A JOKE DO NOT DO THAT. PLEASE

[thislittlekumquat]

Tell me more, Cater 👀👀👀

[abysma1]

Its just one of those days!

[ringhoarder]