#Cabinet man

[gammagoop]

this the only platform i have to post this joke

[highoncatfood]

christmas eve activities

[sockmug]

HAPPY CABINET MAN FUCKING DIES DAY!!!!

[knightobreath]

gonna bust up that old arcade with some friends tonight. were gonna completely fuck it up itll be so funny. gonna destroy that stupid game that was like super rigged. hope i dont get my new sneakers too dirty tho lol!

[monsterhatdoodles]

Is this anything

[4-leaf]

the arcades empty, I think it's Christmas Eve...

[cryptid-on-a-string]

I sure hope nothing unsplendiferous happens at the arcade tonight

[toms-topic]

Things you didn't know ab me:

1. I am not the sunshine

2. I am a willing victim of a cannibal

3. I'm half human and half machine

4. I'm Lance Armstrong (you're the necromancer tho)

5. I'm the Ruler of Everything

6. I'm the only one on your AM Radio

7. I am not the moon at night

8. I got shamed for claiming friends from either perspective of &

9. I won't hurt you unless you cheat

10. My friends are saying I have a undiagnosed mental illness

That one isn't a song reference they think i need a psychiatrist.

11. I'm no one if I'm nowhere in between

[cereal-killahh]

I ONLY WATCHED THIS MOVIE THIS DAY I AM ALREADY GOING INSANE

electric dreams was a nice movie I NEED more stuff like computers gaining emotions movies

I thank this movie for inventing bisexuality and poly relationships 🙏

[polymerclay]

made my cabinet man oc out of recycled styrofoam n other stuff i had lying around

[free-my-boy-grumbot]

“ohhh i’m so tired of love songs i wish people would write more original stuff” literally listen to lemon demon. some of his song topics include

Ronald Reagan fights his evil shadow self

Guy is trapped inside an evil arcade machine that kills people

You can do what you want to your body! dye your hair! get that tattoo! pull your teeth out! stick screws in your eyes! rip your arms off!

disgraced scientist is disgraced

I forgor 💀

Guy died and a bunch of cool haunted shit happened and it was really spooky

Please date me i’m a really nice ghost i mean normal man

I’m eating a corpse and it’s soo tasty and homoerotic come join me

ohohoho i am a Creature

well you probably know what two trucks is about

[typoraccoon]

cabinet man always sounded like it would be in a cmyk color pallet

[go-away-please-thank-you]

why is no one saying happy cabinet man day? hello? it’s getting lonely it’s getting hard to breathe the arcade’s empty i think it’s christmas eve ? anyone?

[rook-specter]

oh joy

[juicyrooster418]

[sturgeonz]

Guys he lives in there (click for better quality PLEEASS)