hey bud 💚 how about 18 "it's so hot when you talk like that" if you're feeling it?
"It's so hot when you talk like that."
additional tags: hypothetical pregnancy discussion, hypothetical breeding kink, ian's been reading a lot of A/B/O on the DL
"Can't believe that motherfucker Allen."
Ian closes their apartment door behind them, sealing them away from yet another neighbor interaction. "Makin' Jill carry all those bags when she's - what, thirty weeks pregnant?" He's nosy - don't worry about it.
"Thirty one," Mickey corrects, because he's even nosier. "What a piece of shit."
"Well...least we were there," says Ian, finally able to worm the handle of their plastic CVS bag back down to his hand now that it's not occupied with another family's groceries. "Think they'll make us godparents?"
At the counter, Mickey grimaces. "Ugh. Don't even fuckin' joke about that."
It gets a laugh from Ian - the striking contrast between Jill's produce bags and their CVS bag of lube, condoms, and beef jerky not lost on him in the slightest.
"Better not pull any of that shit on me."
Ian looks up from their spoils. Tries to imagine a world where he'd pull an Allen on his husband. "Never," he says. "I'm a gentleman after all."
"Uh huh..." He can hear Mickey's grin as it trails off into the refrigerator, his head and shoulders blocked by the open door. "Course, for that you'd haveta put a baby in me first."
And oh, the way Ian's sensors go off in his brain... How a little pop of interest licks up his belly... Well that was a thing to fucking say! "Ha ha..." play it cool... "Yeah..."
It's just a stupid, passing comment. They make it to each other sometimes, comfortable in the silliness of it. But that doesn't mean Ian's brain hasn't taken it and molded it into perfect, sexy little shapes for himself.
"You expect me to carry around your pups like that, I expect your ass to cater to me day 'n night..."
Okay...
Ian takes a slow breath in, his nostrils flaring.
He sets the lube down.
Goes with his gut and approaches Mickey from behind, just as he's closing the refrigerator door. Because if he's gonna keep talking about this shit, then Ian's got no choice but to follow his animal instincts, right?
"Oh," he feels Mickey grin as he swoops in to wrap his arms around him, pulling him close against his chest. "That right, big guy?"
And fuck, Ian's just gonna go for it. Just gonna indulge a little, the fantasy of all those stories he's been sneaking in at night playing out right in front of him on this beautiful Sunday afternoon. "It's so hot when you talk like that..."
He murmurs it into Mickey's ear. Finds comfort in being able to hide his face from him, because he's definitely blushing a deep red when Mickey feeds into it - "What...talkin' 'bout you knockin' me up...?" - because of course he does.
And all Ian can do is hum in affirmation, his hold around his husband tightening as he drags his lips down the side of his warm neck, looking for his pulse point. "Mhm..."
Because that's hot...right? Ian laying Mickey out and pumping a nice big load into him? Getting him pregnant? Taking care of him while Mickey carries his child? Yeah, he knows it's not realistic and yeah, he knows it's a little fucked up, but come on... All those stories are kinda onto something.
In the kitchen's golden afternoon light, Mickey presses his ass back into his lap, teasing at the very obvious bulge in Ian's jeans. "Ya know, stud...we could make a baby right now..."
It's got heat and pleasure spreading through Ian's lap - up through his chest. Holy fuck. "Yeah...?" He fucking loves this man. "Want me to getchya pregnant, baby?"
"Mhm... Want ya to stick this big ol' cock in me and knot me up..."
And Ian is so blindly horny that it almost slips past him. He's so ready to haul Mickey into their bedroom and crack open the new lube but then he-... Wait a minute... He just said-...
Ian grows still behind him, embarrassment waiting in the wings as he carefully asks it. "How do you know that word...?"
"What... Knot...?" He can't see Mickey's face, but god damn he can hear the smirk on his lips. "Same reason I know your phone password..."
And oh... Ohhh boy, should Ian be having a crisis?
No. No, he doesn't think so. Because even with his search history fresh in mind, Mickey's playing along - feeding right into it, with another press of his ass into his lap and then a teasing brow raise as he starts for their bedroom.
"C'mon you alpha freak - come put a baby in me."
Ian stands for a second, at a loss for words in the middle of their kitchen.
But then they kick right in again - his animal instincts - and he's hot on Mickey's tail.
Fuck, he loves this man. He'll carry a thousand fucking grocery bags for him.
[ send me a smutty one-liner ]
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new year’s eve haul!!!!
everything is pictured today! not doing prices bc i’m not at home w my laptop and it’ll take forever
b4th and b0dy w0rks:
pure wonder body spray
pure wonder shower gel
pure wonder soap bar
pure wonder body lotion
pure wonder body scrub
v!ctorias s3cret:
bombshell victor!as s3cret perfume
m4cys backstage:
2 beauty blenders
2 in 1 primer and mascara duo
heart powder puff (this is actually not pictured)
lipstick palette (SO pigmented it’s crazy)
highlighting balm
lip liner
essie gel nail polish
cv$:
2 gel nail polishes
nair wax strips
shampoo and conditioner
hair curl revival spray
lip liner
elf halo glow foundation
THATS ALL ILY BYE HAPPY NEW YEARS IM OFF TO A PARTYYY
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Psst, fellow Rocket fans, quickly check out the official Pokemon.com website and twitter while Team Rocket's still taking over it, ffff.
It's golden. There's a horribly biased article not-so-subtly written by James of Team Rocket. I love the CV-style dressing up of what he does for a living, sure, "tourism," if that's what you wanna call stalking a ten year old across multiple regions... "logistics"--you mean hauling around kidnapped Pokemon in mecha?! It's hilarious!
Also, the end is surprisingly sweet (aww, they really do care!) and it does touch on some things that ring true for a lot of Rocket fans (the misfits and outcasts bit, even the sympathy for Poison types...)
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USS HORNET (CV-12) moves toward the Apollo 12 Command Module to retrieve the spacecraft.
"Within an hour after the Apollo 12 astronauts arrived on board HORNET, the UDT swimmers and sailors aboard Hornet hauled Yankee Clipper out of the water and towed it below to the hangar deck next to the Mobile Quarantine Facilities (MQF). Once the capsule was secured, Hornet set sail for Pearl Harbor, arriving there four days later."
Drawing, Pencil on Paper; by Paul D. Ortlip; 1969.
Date: November 24, 1969
NASA ID: S69-22897, S69-22882, link
Naval History and Heritage Command: 88-162-NT, K-80888, K-80890
source, source
WA – NASA Apollo 12 – recovery ship 1, WA – Navy Apollo 12 – recovery 16
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I’m still battling the pharmacy for Wegovy. I found some but the Rx transfer from cvs to then has gone abysmally.
The old couch is being moved into the basement tonight for the big move to the nanny’s apartment Sunday. I’m so relieved to not have to haul an end of this myself.
This is the seasons of painful endings. And the joy and beauty of new beginnings.
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I think Jenna’s collaboration with Sabrina Carpenter is awesome. It’s fun and camp, and it really looks like she had a great time.
Jenna has a really diverse and impressive portfolio.
She has high end endorsements from Dior and affordable brands like Neutrogena and Doritos.
She’s in diverse movie genres such as slasher (Scream), drama (Miller’s Girl), romance (WSSF), science fiction (Klara and the Sun), family (Yes Day) and black comedy (Death of a Unicorn) to name a few.
Jenna also has an impressive television CV. She was amazing in Wednesday and got her start in a Disney series.
She has been and continues to be a powerhouse. I think she’s done a magnificent job at transitioning from a child, to teen, to adult actress. She has good instincts and a great team that she clearly listens to.
I am blown away by her work ethic and career trajectory. I can’t wait to continue to see her grow as an actress and I see her doing this for the long haul.
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