#CRUTON

[tastycolors]

caesar salad

2023/6/15 시저 샐러드…드디어 원하던 비주얼에 근접하게 나왔다. 크루통을 만들때 빵을 손으로 툭툭 찢어서 만들면 먹기도 좋고, 플레이팅하기도 더 쉽다는 것을 배움 (nancy silverton 거의 스토킹 하듯 비됴 뒤져서 배움)

주중 저녁인데 샐러드 한접시에 에너지를 너무 많에 쏟아, 사이드 디시로는 간단하게, 꼬맹이 좋아하는 케사���야로 낙찰.

[azerothtravel]

Oh, hey, I love you in salads, Isle of Dorn, August 8, 2024.

[grecoromanyaoi]

cucumber + bell pepper + tomato is really the little black dress of salads

[gamingdotcom]

the variance on mac n cheese is insane btw its why ive never tried random recipes online even though i love it i just dont trust it

[brb-on-a-quest]

I need tumblr to know that the generic bread that we have bought from Walmart did not go stale or moldy in the two months we left it on top of the fridge (in the bag, sealed with the power of those twisty tie things nothing else). It was still soft. Like it was fresh (obvs not and obvs the power of how many weird things they put into it).

As a science experiment, however, it has been approximately another week since we left one slice out (for science) to see if it would go stale and/or moldy. It went stale in like 5 hours outside of bag. Still hasn't gone moldy yet as far as we can see.

So. Um I love American Walmart White Bread.

[many-gay-magpies]

i wished spotify wrapped had phases. cuz yeah you can give me my top five artists over the whole year but that doesn't really TELL ME shit. give me a list saying okay january u were still rly into this guy from the end of 2022, then march to may was pretty mixed, but late summer and early fall was just nothing but hozier for 3 months straight, then u listened to maneskin and only maneskin for another 2 months, etc etc. like thats whats up

[seagull-scribbles]

❤️

Ilyb!

Green is such a wonderful colour, it's has both warm and cold undertones and is so diverse- it's a shame a lot of people hate it or only associate it with early 2000's celebrity dilf Shrek

[fordragonfliesandme]

The BEST Homemade Creamy Parmesan Salad Dressing~ AKA... Mac Sauce!

Here is the 3rd homemade salad dressing in my series, Creamy Parmesan… super yum! My hubby & the boys just love this dressing for their salads, but it also makes a great veggie dip! Click to see my Homemade Ranch Dressing dressing and Ranch Dressing! Check out my YouTube Video on how to make my Thousand Island Dressing! Creamy Parmesan Dressing Here’s the ingredients: Click HERE for my…

[tastycolors]

bread salad

2022/12 냉동고에 모아둔 자투리 빵들을 마늘+버터+올리브오일 맛사지 해주어 크루통을 만든 뒤 풀떽들과 섞어주어 샐러드처럼 보이게 만든. 그러나 알고보면 고탄수화물 디쉬라는…

[lackadaisical-lesbian]

Just out of curiosity, what is y'all's go to salad?

[sug-kuk]

Crabsticks are god’s gift to humanity

[peripecias-i]

the difference in how Liam was playing Orym to the audience before talking to Will (ep 104) and now (ep 105) is so amazing. Since Orym is finally open to his feelings we are also seeing his feeling. THE FUCKING "HOW MUCH HE LOVES DORIAN". So many breadcrumbs... they are officially crutons.

And as I always say, Mr. Liam O'Brian it's time for you to live a romance IN GAME. Go my little hafling, present yourself to your furure in law, straighten that relationship between the air people, be happy and live your life

[grecoromanyaoi]

ppl say im too self centered well the jokes on them bc i live to serve so here is my foolproof salad guide.

FLAWLESS BASE: cucumber, tomato, bell pepper, olive oil, lemon juice, salt

POSSIBLE ADD ONS -

SPICES N HERBS: sumac, oregano, fresh mint

PROTEIN: some kind of hard salty cheese (feta, sirene, brynza, iraqi cheese, etc.), fried hard tofu, chicken

VEGGIES: arugula, beetroot, cauliflower, pickled onions, green onions, parsley, literally anything u can think of

OTHER: crutons (either store bought or made from bread or tortillas), burgul/bulgur, pasta, any hot sauce (chimichuri or harissa rly good here) or green peppers

[ringanon]

Phone Call | Auston Matthews

Pairing: Auston Matthews x gn!reader

Warning(s): none

Word Count: 680

Summary: You call your boyfriend, Auston, before Game 6 of the 1st Round (2023)

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"Hi, baby!" He had only been gone for a day, but you were still happy for the chance to talk to him. You set up the camera on your kitchen island, sitting on one of the bar stools.

"Hey, mi amor, we're about to head out, but I wanted to call you first." Auston's voice came over as somber: he was focused. There was intent in his voice. He set up his phone against the bed side table in the hotel room, grabbing the office chair behind him.

"Are we doing fit checks?" It had been a tradition of yours for every away game. Now that they were in the playoffs, it was crucial. He liked seeing you all pretty, you liked seeing him in formal attire.

"Obviously, whatchu rockin'?" He leaned forward in the chair, resting his elbows against his knees.

"So we went with something a little calmer today. A couple of the girls are coming over here, we're gonna crack open a bottle or two of wine and watch the game. The jersey is a one-of-a-kind game worn jersey given to me by a player of the Toronto Maple Leafs. I think his name is Auston? He spells it with an O, not an I, tryna be different, or something.

The jeans are a light-wash Lee's that I thrifted from my hometown. I am not wearing shoes since I will be inside, but in case I do need to go out, I will be rocking my blue and white Air Forces that I got custom-made." Auston tilted his head, not quite sure which ones you were talking about. You dipped out of camera and picked them up from underneath the island. You had commissioned casual shoes to wear for games and events from a guy you saw on tik tok. Auston had only seen them a handful of times.

"Ah, I forgot about those ones. Looking good."

"What are we working with?

"I ended up deciding on the tan one."

"Oh come on! I expect a presentation! Some Pizzazz please, Matthews!"

"Fine! God! The jacket and trousers are the Lardini suit from Farfetch, shirt is from Men's Wearhouse, and the shoes are white Air Forces."

"That's better, we'll work on it."

He laughed, "are you watching the game tonight?"

"Do you listen to these presentations or do you just stare at my ass the whole time? A couple of the girls are coming over to watch, I got a whole spread, do you wanna see?"

"I would love to see the fruits of your labor, sweetheart."

You grabbed your phone from the island and stood up. Flipping the camera around, you walked around to the other side of the kitchen, "I wanted it to be mostly snack stuff, but I think Steph and Aryne will be here early, so I wanted actual food-food, but nothing too insane. We popped out with sliders- ham and cheese, and then I made a couple vegetarian ones. I also made a salad, nothing too insane, just Romane, crutons, cheese, and a vinnagrette that I made, and some chicken on the side that I chopped up."

"Oo bougie."

"I try, thank you. Next, we got a little grazing board thing. Most of this side is all white wine pairings and this side is red wine pairings, because I'm a good host who cares about her guests."

"Is that a dig?"

"Just a little. We got shrimp with cocktail sauce, and this is the spinach dip my mom used to make all the time."

"How long did it take you to prep the shrimp?" You turned the camera around to face you again.

"So long, you know I'm picky about them."

The door in Auston's room opened, "hey man, you ready to go?"

"Yeah, give me one second," He sighed, "alright, sweetheart, I gotta go. I'll talk to you after the game?"

"Go win a series for me."

"I'll try, let me know how your food goes over."

"I will, I love you."

"I love you more."

"That's impossible."

-💍

I'm clearing out the notes app. Can y'all tell? This one's short and sweet, though

[ontheticktick]

(please reply to @house0f3)

"Hello Mr. Vade...er...um Mr. Dtheadpool...I am bad at this." Kurt Wager Bamphing into Wade Wilson's place wearing a pirate regalia, holding another in his arm. Let's try this one more time. "Arrr.... Ye matey, Captian Vadepool! Is ye ready to depart on an adventure?" Kurt put out his best pirate accent, with his German still coming through looking around the room for Wade.

@the-innumerable-heroes @house0f3

"JESUS FUCKIN' WHITE-WASHED-CATHOLIC-CHRIST ON A CRUTON!" Wade had fallen out of his recliner at the sudden although not UNWELCOME sight of the Nightcrawler, and the expletives begun as he fell, and ended as he landed on the wooden floor of his apartment.

His arm came up and his hand landed with a bit of a smack against the fake leather, using the grip to pull himself into a standing position in front of Kurt as he exhaled through his nose and got his heart to stop trying to vacate his chest. A moment later, he held up his finger as though to press an invisible PAUSE button on the charming blue devil's attempt at an impression of a pirate.

Wade used his other hand to reach into the pocket of his hoodie, removing his mask from there, turning his head to put it on, before once more facing the other man.

"Sorry 'bout the casual blaspheming, I usually save that for special occasions and 'Orgy Tuesdays'. Which is really just a very special occasion." He moved a step closer and seemed to be taking Kurt's appearance in.

"Listen, you swarthy, swashbuckling sweet-potato," he started, "you KNOW that I'm never going to say no to a Pirate Adventure, just ask Deadpool Volume 4, #14." Wade seemingly pulled a comic book out of nowhere, flashing it to Kurt briefly.

Just as quickly, he tossed the comic book behind him. "Just try t' warn a guy before ya BAMF into his apartment and start courting PIRATEPOOL."

Wade reached out and took the pirate garb that the X-Man had brought for him. "Awe, Puddin', it's just my size. Uno memento, por favor." He hopped over his couch and ran to the bathroom to change into the costume, his closing of the door followed by a few small crashes before he came back out with the garb fastened over his suit.

"Ready when you are, Cookie-Monster."

[se-hinton-confessions]

poneboi cruton

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