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brb-on-a-quest · 7 months ago

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I need tumblr to know that the generic bread that we have bought from Walmart did not go stale or moldy in the two months we left it on top of the fridge (in the bag, sealed with the power of those twisty tie things nothing else). It was still soft. Like it was fresh (obvs not and obvs the power of how many weird things they put into it).

As a science experiment, however, it has been approximately another week since we left one slice out (for science) to see if it would go stale and/or moldy. It went stale in like 5 hours outside of bag. Still hasn't gone moldy yet as far as we can see.

So. Um I love American Walmart White Bread.

#im scared. that thing would proably outlive me and still not be moldy #brb-life #I almost ate two month old bread bc im oblivious to the passage of time and really hungry #If i would have died from eating really old bread that would be super funny but also super lame #my brain thinks of Bilbo Baggins and the effects the ring had on him #extending its lifespan long past what should've been normal even for ordinary hobbits #“well preserved”#Bilbo Breaddins?#bread Baggins?#We coloquially call this the Walmart Bread Incident.#honestly next experiment may be disposing it (in the trash) and see how long it takes roommate to notice (she wont)#it like cruton consistency and has been for like ever.#idk if this was entertaining but I'm intrigued

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