#CROWLEYYY

[musicawizard]

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[free-my-boy-grumbot]

“he’s not just a servant of satan, he’s also a servant of cunt”

- me not even ten minutes into Good Omens

[sun-3-160]

Crowley doodle

[b1rdeyes]

NOOO I JUST REALIZED THAT WE HAD THIS IMAGE HERE THE WHOLE TIME AND WE DIDNT KNOW THE CONTEXT CAUSE WE WERE JUST LIKE OH HES IN HIS BENTLEY BUT NOOOO ITS MUCH MORE THAN THAT

[rayroseu]

IM CRYINGGGGG OMGGG YES FINALLY ITS THE TEACHERS TIME TO SHINE!!!!🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭💚💚‼️‼️‼️💖💗💗💓💓💗💌💌❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️💘💘💘💘💝💝

it was kind of heavily hinted by now that they'll play a big part sooner or later, but I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT THEY'LL REVEAL THE FACULTY SSR SERIES WITH ******DIRE CROWLEY**** FIRST LIKE AJDJFDSJDjlksldjfdsjfk I LOVE YOU YANA TOBOSO!!!! 😭😭‼️‼️💖💖💝💝❣️❣️💘💘💌💌❣️❣️

also the malleus parallel is so real,,,,, folded legs, an expression of unmatched confidence, an unnatural brightness of light that centers around their face....

OHHHHH IF ITS POSSIBLE FOR CROWLEY TO HAVE AN SSR THEN MAYBE..... IF I HOPE JUST FOR A FEW YEARS MORE..... WE'LL GET MELEANOR DRACONIA SSR-- ‼️‼️‼️👆👆👆👆✨✨✨✨✨✨😎😎😎😎😎never give up no matter what!!!!!!!

I CANT WAIT FOR CROWLEY'S GROOVY ADJKLFJFDK I HOPE IT FEATURES HIM WITH THE DARK MIRROR AYAYAYAYAY!!!!!! 😭😭😭💖💖💝💝💘💘💘AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,,,, WHO *IS* HIS DUO???? the other faculty members isn't out yet, so it must be one of the students??? Maybe Grim??? I'M GONNA SOB IF ITS LILIA VANROUGE lkdkskdsj THATS NEARING TOO MUCH ABOUT CROWLEY BEING LEVAN AND THEM BEING PAST RIGHT AND LEFT GENERALS AAAAA😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️✨✨✨✨

i loveeeeeee how masquerade malleus groovy's place is oddly similar to where crowley is sitting at,,,, OAMDKDFJD where even is he?????? I feel like he's just in his office lol it doesn't feel like he's in the mirror chamber....

ALSO MY GUY REALLY MADE HIS DEBUT AT VALENTINES MONTH LSDKJFFJJ ALRIGHT CROWLEYYY THE RIZZ???? YOU'RE SO STUNNING CAN WE DATE I'LL PAY FOR YOUR EVERY VACATION IM--- 😩😩😩😩🙏🙏🙏🙏✨✨✨✨✨✨❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️

GODDDD MAYBE HE REALLY IS LEVANNNN 😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖

i feel like similar to Lilia, Crowley used to be more serious as Levan.... AUGHHH,,, MELEANOR I SEE THE VISION NOW,,,,����😭💖💖🙏🙏🙏The Princess never makes a mistake.....

if he was like *this* everyday during her lifetime, I'll repeatedly say he's so handsome,❣️✨ he's the most gorgeous,❣️✨ the most kindest, ❣️✨truly the most perfect man ever❣️✨ DKFJKLJFLKSDA

[shvpss]

ahahahahhgqd7oeyc7yg crowleyyy🐟🐟🐟🐟(fuk i forgot about t in bitch im silly)

[strawberry-stars0]

CROWLEYYY AGAIN 🤭 I love this picture so much 😭

[miiilowo]

crowley save me. crowley. save me crowley. crowleyyy. Cr

[kittykiwiiacmn7]

late 60's crowleyyy!!! i made her in tux paint

[radio-sepia]

hey you seem to have hidden this cool stuff in your tags :>>

Crowley appreciates being called elegant but has suggested that "saunters" would be a more accurate verb.

[rumoko0]

Crowleyyy

[ghosty-0w0]

CROWLEYYY

Also does anyone know what’s happening with KOSA?

[1941-crowley-slut]

Aziracrow at the Barbie movie

Azi begs Crowley to go watch the barbie movie with him, dressed head to toe in pink, except Crowley grumbles about it and says there's NO. WAY. he's doing that. He shows up to the movie wearing his regular clothes, but then sees the disappointed look on Aziraphale's face followed by one of his infamous "Oh.."s and goes "UGH FINE" before ending up performing a bit of a ~miracle~ to barbiefy himself. How could he not? Aziraphale is just sitting there, looking like someone dipped him in pink paint, wearing those puppy eyes that say "You're truly going to let me do this on my own? :(" Crowley's not strong enough to let himself be the reason his angel has that expression on. Nor does he want Aziraphale to feel lonely in being dressed like this.

"Happy now, Angel?😒"

"Very ^^ Let's go!"

Note that Aziraphale gets VERY flustered seeing Crowley in this new outfit, and Crowley makes internal heart eyes at his angel's excitement, even if he appears very irritated by all the pink. He even gets them all the special edition popcorn with the barbie car and everything.

By the end of the movie, Crowley is side-eyeing people who are NOT dressed in pink.

"Look at those losers. Did nobody teach them how to have a little fun?"

"Hush, darling, they can hear us..." Azi waves to the nice people with a smile and brings out one of his enthusiastic "Hello!"s before turning back to Crowley.

Crowley might have snuck a bit of alcohol during the movie. He reckoned it's the only way to get through it. And is now mayyyybe //accidentally// setting small tiny little fires to the people he overhears being sexist and misogynistic once they've stepped out of the movie.

"It smells like... *sniff sniff* like something's burning. Do you smell that, Crowley?"

"Eh? Ohh, don't worry about it, it's probably nothing."

*suspicious angel* "Did you...do something?"

"PFFT, of course not, what are you talking abouuut? I would never. Look, a Barbie box!"

Crowley was not planning on going within 6 feet of the Barbie box, but it's just that easy to divert Aziraphale's attention.

"Oh, how lovely! Let's take some pictures!"

"No."

"But Crowleyyy"

"Absolutely not."

"Alright :("

..........*SIGH* "You owe me for this one, Angel."

Finally once the photos are done, Crowley grabs the other's hand and starts rushing out before Aziraphale gets any more "fun" ideas like this one. Good thing they can now head somewhere to get really really drunk, which is what Crowley was initially bribed with to even attend the movie.

In the car, Aziraphale is holding and inspecting the plastic pink Barbie car.

"Look, Crowley. Isn't it such a pretty color?"

Crolwey, not taking his eyes off the road. "Mh."

"Doesn't it almost remind you...of the Bentley?"

"Don't. Even. Think about it."

"Mm." Aziraphale knew this would be pushing it. Crowley couldn't even stand the Bentley being briefly yellow while he was away. Poor demon would probably lose it if he had to make the Bentley pink AND drive it.

Azi plants a kiss on Crowley's cheek. "Thank you. ☺️" and he means for the whole night.

*INTERNAL CROWLEY SCREAMS THAT COULD PROBABLY SPLIT THE EARTH IN HALF IF HE LET THEM OUT LOUD* "Shut up."

[sparrowsortadrawzzz]

...*sniffle*

“You never see unicorns anymore,” Crawly grumbles, watching another collection of dusty donkeys trudge into town.

“Well, obviously not,” Aziraphale replies, rolling his eyes.

Crawly directs a frown at him.

“Obviously?” he repeats, eyebrows raised in a question.

“You were there, Crawly, you know perfectly well why not.”

Crawly blinks, which doesn’t happen very often.

“You’ve lost me.”

“The Ark?” Aziraphale tries, hoping to jog Crawly’s memory. “You remember, one of Noah’s ran off, they didn’t have time to find another before the rain started…”

Crawly frowns.

“What does that have to do with anything?”

Aziraphale peers at his face, looking for the trick, the joke, the setup. All he sees is honest confusion. It’s his turn to blink.

“Crawly,” he says, somewhere between disbelief and a rather unangelic delight, “you do know why he had two of everything, don’t you?”

Crawly shifts defensively in his seat.

“Assumed it was one of those daft instructions sent down from on high, you know, one Ark, two of each animal, three of each kind of fruit, whatever—”

Aziraphale starts to laugh. He can’t help himself. Crawly scowls at him and hunches his shoulders.

“What? What’s so funny, angel?”

Angel. Crawly called him that in Eden, before Aziraphale thought to give him his name. He doesn’t know why he’s doing it now. Perhaps it’s supposed to be an insult. It doesn’t really have a lot of bite to it, if so.

“You’ve really never— all right, all right, don’t look so cross, I’ll tell you, I’m just— surprised, that’s all.” Aziraphale takes a sip of the fermented beverage the humans in this village have invented. It’s got potential, he thinks. “It takes two of them to breed, Crawly. Male and female.”

Crawly stares at him so blankly that Aziraphale has to bite his lip against more laughter.

“Please tell me you’ve at least noticed the physiological differences between the sexes—”

“Yes, yes, I know about that,” Crawly interrupts. “And what they get up to with those bits. You mean they’re not just for leisure activities?”

“No, they’re rather fundamental to the whole reproduction thing, in fact. The, ah, recreational applications are just a side-effect.”

“What, really?”

“Mm-hmm.”

“But humans are always—”

“Well, that’s why there’s so many of them these days.”

Crawly looks absolutely dumbfounded by this revelation, and more than a little outraged.

“What about birds?” he demands. “They just lay eggs whenever they want to, don’t they?”

“I believe mating is still required beforehand.”

“What about fish?”

“I’m fairly certain that the same rule applies.”

Crawly stares into his clay cup, lips moving slightly as he tries to come to terms with this whole concept. His expression tilts suddenly into something that unexpectedly yanks on Aziraphale’s heartstrings.

“Oh,” he says quietly. “So no more unicorns, then.”

“No,” Aziraphale replies, no longer laughing.

“I’d have got it back for them, if I’d known,” Crawly mumbles.

Yes, Aziraphale thinks, surprised by his own certainty, you would have, wouldn’t you?

[sadjesterbboy]

hehehehe ms paint crowleyyy (more under the cut)

[shatnerihardlyknowher]

GENDERFUCK CROWLEYYY

my art <3

kisses you on the mouth.