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The Footyblr Political Matrix
Welcome to the thing that has consumed my life for the last few months. I've decided to plot every footballer and manager this site loses their shit for on a political matrix.
Not a political spectrum - I really can't be arsed to guess their left/right leanings. Instead, we have a matrix, measuring:
Political Ideation (vertical axis) - How do they see the world? Do they have good ideas or bad ideas?
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Political Intelligence (horizontal axis) - Do they have a clue what's going on? Could they make an argument for anything?
These judgments are based on their actions both on and off the pitch.
Disclaimer
This document is the result of years of careful, thorough analysis. It is 208% accurate. If you disagree with it, cope. I have a degree in Politics. The position of your favs on here does not affect you.
A lot of women's football players are left out of this as I don't want to pit them against men. The ones that are on there are there for a good time!
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Edits 05/03/24: amended Bounou's description to say "Emerging Arabian figurehead"
#mason mount#marcus rashford#declan rice#martin odegaard#trent alexander arnold#ruben dias#cristiano ronaldo#ben chilwell#christian pulisic#dominik szoboszlai#leah williamson#jude bellingham#andy robertson#darwin nunez#bukayo saka#son heung min#kylian mbappe#erling haaland#jadon sancho#kai havertz#karim benzema#jurgen klopp#jarrod bowen#leandro trossard#sarina wiegman#pep guardiola#harry kane#james maddison#carlo ancelotti#kieran tierney
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football tournaments give me a genuine midlife crisis because one day it’s 2014 and you’re a kid and your favourite player is still in their peak and then it’s another two years and then you’re older and your favourite player is older and then it’s another two and you’re older than the newest players and your favourite player is retiring. not good. do not recommend.
#football#soccer#euro 2024#euro cup 2024#spain nt#germany nt#france nt#portugal nt#world cup#copa america#copa américa 2024#argentina nt#fifa world cup#fifa#pedri#lionel messi#cristiano ronaldo#lamine yamal#neymar#antoine griezmann
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#sergio ramos#real madrid#cristiano ronaldo#ronaldo#mesut özil#kaka#kaká#ricardo kaka#karim benzema#hala madrid#madridistas#football#random polls#polls#target audience
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I can't believe Ronaldo is in an MLM
#not a dream#ronaldo#cristiano ronaldo#ronaldo tw#mlm#herbalife#multi level marketing#pyramid scheme
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David Beckham 2009
#david beckham#victoria beckham#2000s#y2k#2000s fashion#tom hardy#posh spice#spice girls#y2k style#y2k moodboard#nicola peltz#brooklyn beckham#brad pitt#bella hadid#alexa demie#adriana lima#paris hilton#julia fox#robert pattinson#the weeknd#euphoria#leonardo dicaprio#johnny depp#pamela anderson#kate moss#alexander mcqueen#cristiano ronaldo#naomi campbell#blumarine#gisele bundchen
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Jude Bellingham & Cristiano Ronaldo
#jude bellingham#real madrid#hala madrid#madridista#jobe bellingham#asi#football#hey jude#vinícius júnior#carlo ancelotti#cr7 ronaldo#cristiano ronaldo#ronaldo
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Producer said cut
But all they heard was serve cunt
#real madrid#luka modric#sergio ramos#cristiano ronaldo#cr7 ronaldo#marcelo vieira#football memes#football#futbol
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La reacción de la niña cuando toca a Cristiano para ver si es real:
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Cristiano Ronaldo for his 2009 calendar.
#cristiano ronaldo#futbol#futebol#football#real madrid#cr7#juventus#al nassr#manchester united#men#gay#gayhot#male beauty#muscular#portugal
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she’s a future
football/soccer wag
#・₊✧ she’s a wag series#❀˖°♡₊˚ my moodboards#moodboard#wag aesthetic#football wag#Real Madrid#fc barcelona#football x reader#jude bellingham x reader#wag#moodboard aesthetic#random moodboard#pedri x reader#gavi x reader#mbappe x reader#wags#georgina rodriguez#Ronaldo#cristiano ronaldo#antonella roccuzzo#Messi#future wags#current mood#moodboards#paulo dybala#kylian mbappe#robert lewandowski#anna lewandowska#vinicius jr#hala madrid
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In a city near u💜
#black beauty#black fashion#black girl aesthetic#black transfem#ebony women#ebonycurves#thick ebony#trans women#transmasculine#lgbt representation#black trans women#trans community#trans beauty#trans woman#blacklesbian#beautiful women#trans is beautiful#eat the rich#rick and morty#lionel messi#cristiano ronaldo#lesbian
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"In my opinion Vinicius deserved to win the Golden Ball. It was unfair. I say it here, in front of everybody."
"Other issue for me is not important. If you deserve it, you should get it what you deserve."
Always on your team, boss 🫡
#Cristiano Ronaldo#Vinicius Junior#Vinicius#Vinicius Jr#Vini Jr#Jude Bellingham#Real Madrid#Video#Globe Soccer Awards 2024#Neymar#Ballon d'Or#Golden Ball#Rodri#Rodrig Hernandez
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