#CRISTIANO RONALDO

[didalexiabreakupwitholgaisback]

why do people call lucy bronze a madridista? also why dont a lot of barça fans like her?

it's not that deep. just like ewa pajor, she had really old tweets and videos from her lyon days and earlier praising ronaldo, madrid, and even doing the siuu. i'm pretty sure lucy is cured of her madridista tendencies now and has deleted a lot of these old tweets, but we still have to work on ewa. 😂 this is just a sampling below:

also, i don't think lucy is like lieke martens where the majority of culers hate her or anything like that. yes, culers can be miffed if you have a chance to stay at the club and you choose to leave, but it is what it is. there are culers who love lucy, ones who hate lucy, and ones who are completely ambivalent about her. and then there are people who dislike lucy because of the eni aluko scandal that even preceded lucy joining barça. 🤷‍♀️

[cutiepit-3]

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Jock Worthy!

[zayphia]

football tournaments give me a genuine midlife crisis because one day it’s 2014 and you’re a kid and your favourite player is still in their peak and then it’s another two years and then you’re older and your favourite player is older and then it’s another two and you’re older than the newest players and your favourite player is retiring. not good. do not recommend.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I can't believe Ronaldo is in an MLM

[rozkhb]

This is talal,Before the war, this child wanted to become a football player and train in the youth club, but now his dream has become necessary with the harsh conditions of war. I hope to help my child and my family to complete his dream and become a football player 🙏🏻💔💔

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[danblast]

[sl0wdiver]

The Footyblr Political Matrix

Welcome to the thing that has consumed my life for the last few months. I've decided to plot every footballer and manager this site loses their shit for on a political matrix.

Not a political spectrum - I really can't be arsed to guess their left/right leanings. Instead, we have a matrix, measuring:

Political Ideation (vertical axis) - How do they see the world? Do they have good ideas or bad ideas?

and

Political Intelligence (horizontal axis) - Do they have a clue what's going on? Could they make an argument for anything?

These judgments are based on their actions both on and off the pitch.

Disclaimer

This document is the result of years of careful, thorough analysis. It is 208% accurate. If you disagree with it, cope. I have a degree in Politics. The position of your favs on here does not affect you.

A lot of women's football players are left out of this as I don't want to pit them against men. The ones that are on there are there for a good time!

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Edits 05/03/24: amended Bounou's description to say "Emerging Arabian figurehead"

[viejospellejos]

La reacción de la niña cuando toca a Cristiano para ver si es real:

[arabellanextdoor]

she’s a future

football/soccer wag

[oddvanilla]

i love football memes so much

[monjude]

[oxygenpdf]

Leo & Charles 🤝 winking at their rivals

[sp1nnenlilie]

Producer said cut

But all they heard was serve cunt

[meteora-fc]

Cho Gue Seung having to turn his phone off bc he got too many marriage proposals after going from 20k to 1.6M followers on instagram is one thing, but him learning Portuguese just so he can swear at Ronaldo in his own language is a whole other level of legendary