#CPR mention

[theresamouseinmyhouse]

tbh i do get a little bothered by the notion that tim took the first shot he had to drop out of school because he hated school and didnt wanna do it and all of that bc i feel like it ignores the probably very important context that he dropped out after his dad (as well as steph-or at least, he was led to believe, in the same week) died, also he was in a school shooting. He did attempt to go to a school in bludhaven but the kids there were so wildly insensitive about the shooting that tim dropped out under the pretense of his "uncle" homeschooling him. In his oyl era, he /did/ go back to school, and it provided him some form of normalcy. Tim was a normal kid, he wasnt crazy about school but he still went to school and it helped him feel like a normal kid, something he desperately clung to. He only dropped out again to do his Brucequest, in an era where he was notably Not Doing Well (which. Yeah. he wasnt doing well bc he was like 17 and almost everyone in his support system was dead, he recently had hits put out on him, got blown up, and backstabbed by his not-dead-ex, he couldnt support his theory that bruce was alive and was extremely stressed about that, and he didnt know wtf he was doing. I love him btw.) Basically tim dropping out of school was a signifier that he wasnt doing well and he was giving up on the normality that he tried to cling to and im a bit of a nitpicky person who gets irked by minor things

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

It’s turning out to be a bad day when Jason finds himself stabbed during a drug bust.

It’s turning out to be a very bad day when he starts to feel woozy (seriously, what the hell? It was just a little stabbing) and promptly collapses.

It’s turning out to be a monumentally bad day when the batfamily drop in on his drug bust.

And then the night takes a hard nose dive into catastrophically bad, because whatever toxin that blade was laced with? It’s making his heartbeat slow down into near flatline, paralyzing Jason in the process.

And now he’s stuck listening to his family lose it completely upon finding his “dead” body.

… shit.

[harbingersecho]

grif's surgery but just a little more... obvious?

I actually rly rly ADORE frankengrif but I don't have an in-show reason why he'd have extensive long-term allogeneic skingrafts on his face 😔

[sun-e-chips]

I'm sorry for sending another ask so quickly! But I just thought what if the Waterpark AU had Restaurants that are Tiki/Luau theme?

How cool would it be if it was a dinner and a show where the tikis would perform fire dances (if too dangerous, they could still do the dances without the fire). It would be nice to see Sun and Moon occasionally join every once in a while for fun. Also, I thought it would be hilarious if the restaurant had crowd interaction shows where they would pick some people from the crowd, bring them up on stage to do the "grandma and grandpa dance." This dance is where the selected audience has to match the dance of the hula dancers while keeping to the beat of the drum, and of course, as dance progresses, the drum gets faster and faster. The goal of the dance is to move the bottom of the body as fast as possible, while the top remains as still and graceful as possible. I can picture y/n just watching this completely enthralled, idk if anyone can get them on stage, though. XD

Anyways, just some silly thoughts. But I just really wanted to share them with you.

No absolutely not silly thoughts!!!

Having a luau dinner show is exactly what I had in mind for this au!

I’ve only been to two luau shows so I definitely need to do more research of what acts the show would entail but I definitely want to have the tikis performing the traditional dances and guest participation being pulled up on stage!!! Oh I think I remember a dance where a guest tries to mimic the performer I didn’t know what that was called I’ll definitely look up more about it I absolutely adore your description!

Oh! And for the fire acts because the tikis don’t have mouths (or robotic lungs) I was envisioning Moon and maybe Sun performing that section. They would be able to do those “fire breathing” tricks! Besides that the Tikis would handle most of the show’s performances but of course the boys can’t help but involve themselves into the guests portion, dancing along with kids and pulling up members from the audience to join in on the fun!

(As a fellow shy person nothing could get me onto a stage but let’s just say the water boys are very good at what they do and have their ways of getting people to step out of their comfort zone while still having a very fun time :))

[technoxenoholic]

"why do you care so much about ads on youtube"

because it's an accessibility and safety issue, dipshit. do you think people with epilepsy, migraine conditions, trauma disorders, and other issues triggered by flashing lights and/or bright "eye-catching" (eye-searing) colors and/or loud/distressing/triggering sounds should just be forced to choose between "don't watch the videos they love or might even need anymore" and "risk being in misery, going to the fucking hospital, or FUCKING DYING"

also even if the ads were universally "safe" for such conditions (which they're not)... if you think that being forced to allow capitalist manipulation into your leisure time is just fine and dandy then fuck you for that stance regardless

[batsplat]

On the one hand I definitely agree that Marc’s absence doesn’t take anything away from titles won but on the other I would absolutely understand if Joan and Fabio especially (Pecco less, I think… the bike… they all know about Honda beginning to fail, right? At some point ig you could say even a pre-Jerez Marc Marquez wouldn’t have ridden that to a championship and it is in Pecco’s best interest to put that point into 2022) would forever consider their titles borrowed off “luck” because I also think everyone ASSUMING if Jerez didn’t happen, Marc would have won 2020 and likely also 2021 isn’t exactly wrong. He won 3 whole races in 2021 (however he did that), that’s more than anyone else but Pecco and Fabio who finished second and first… as Max said, if is a stupid concept in sport, but the if in question is not a regular “if”, and the whole grid knows it. Hell, we are all aware that had Jerez been simply milder instead of the horror it became, Marc’s achievements would look different at this time… So that’s definitely very interesting to me, that any winning done in Marc’s continued absence from the top seems asterisked by the riders’ own attitudes. That him being on that Ducati this year helps, even a little, to alleviate a bitterness that seemed settled whenever he missed a race. It’s a true win only if you beat Marquez, because Marquez is the one to beat. I wonder if that’s what 2010 felt like to the then-grid, when Vale broke his leg… that winning didn’t even count properly, bc Valentino was not there to make it real.

yeah, listen, if marc had been uninjured in 2020, he would have won the title. I'm not arguing that bit, I'm saying it doesn't matter. marc's injury wasn't some kind of freak accident... it was unfortunate, but it was also unsurprising, and his comeback going wrong even more so. this is what you have to remember about sports but especially motorcycle racing: you are placing heavy demands on your body, and sometimes the excess demands are directly correlated to your success. in this post, there's some quotes from 2019 about how 'lucky' marc is... because he was crashing so so much outside of races to find the limit of the bike - and yet it didn't hurt his results (obviously he was still injured a lot, yearly off-season surgeries and all that). this was part of his approach and it was obviously a very successful one. and in some ways it is also one that was necessitated by the characteristics of that honda, which at this stage only he could tame... but it is true that if a lot of other riders crashed at that rate, they would've been considerably worse off, and it was a part of the process that allowed him to be so successful. and it did already make a lot of people very uneasy at the time, because it felt like eventually it just... had to go wrong. it's also worth noting that... yes, marc's achievements would look different if the injury hadn't been that bad. but the initial injury wasn't 'that bad' relatively speaking - it was his decision to come back that really fucked him over. I strongly believe he shouldn't have been allowed to race, but it was still his decision, and it was part of a tradition of ridiculously fast injury comebacks that had also helped make him so successful in past years (though fwiw this one immediately felt like a bad idea, zero hindsight needed I promise you). so let's put it like this: if you keep putting your body under incredible strain even by motogp standards to reach the level of success you do, and eventually your luck runs out, eventually you land badly on the wrong side of the risk/reward calculation... then how is it fair to say your competitors should be handed asterisks in your absence?

in 2018-19 everybody (including valentino) expected that marc would surpass valentino's titles. few expected him to last at the top of the sport for as long as valentino did. valentino during his prime crashed far far more rarely than marc did and was battering his body considerably less... for marc, there was always the question of how long this could last. he was punishing his body for his particular brand of brilliance, but this always had to be a trade-off. it wouldn't have been surprising if his career had ended through injury, though of course how 2020 played out still ended up being a shock. but!! at the end of the day, even without marc's particularly risky style of racing, you wouldn't need an asterisk. the comparison to 2010 is an interesting one, because you can tell that jorge was at times extremely eager and determined to stress that he wasn't just benefiting from valentino's absence. in the dorna-produced docu for his title, he emphasises that he was already leading the points when valentino broke his leg at the fourth race of the season... which is true, but a) valentino also wasn't leading the championship in the early stages of the two previous years either, and b) valentino was already managing injury. the eruption of that icelandic volcano meant motegi had to be rescheduled, which gave valentino the opportunity to go and get his shoulder injured in a motocross accident (again, for the question of training risk/reward see the post I linked to above). it was this injury that quite probably caused the next one... and troubled him more in late 2010 and early 2011 than the leg did. it also set off the chain of events that allowed jorge to gain ascendancy internally in yamaha, which is part of the reason why valentino decided to go to ducati and essentially took himself out of title contention for... well, two ducati years, and another year where he still wasn't quite up to speed on the yamaha. stop the volcano from erupting and motogp quite plausibly looks very different for the next few years

the question of whether valentino wins the 2010 title without injury is far more open than whether marc would've won 2020, but at worst you have to call it about 50/50 - and even with the troublesome shoulder valentino was getting the better of their actual wheel-to-wheel fights in late 2010. so that title fight too was severely influenced by one rider's bad luck, one that you can't even trace back to a particularly risky riding style... but on the other hand, eventually everyone's luck runs out, and valentino had been relatively lucky for a long time. he was also getting older, which in itself will affect recovery time. this is how athletes' competitive life cycles go, right - yes, you might lose your physical edge, yes, you might struggle to find the same fire, but you have also demanded a lot from your body for a very long time and eventually you pay the price. eventually, every athlete's era has to end... and unfortunately in grand prix motorcycle racing, a lot of the time that era ends with injury. schwantz and rainey were long-time rivals, with rainey winning three consecutive titles at the start of the nineties. in 1993, they were again locked in a title fight - until rainey crashed and was left in a wheelchair, his career ended and the title handed to schwantz. that was schwantz's only title, but he's still considered one of the greats of the sport. doohan and criville were teammates when doohan was dominant, and it took doohan's career-ending injury during the third race of the 1999 season for crivi to finally win the title. kenny roberts jr won the title in the following season in what was a chaotic year not dissimilar to 2020... from the young star who wasn't quite ready to put together a title charge to the underdogs at suzuki eventually claiming the big prize. this is how it goes... what a champion needs on their side as much as anything else is luck. jorge wasn't crashing as much as marc was in 2013, and yet somehow he ended up with the broken collarbone at assen that severely damaged his title chances - because sometimes, it only takes one crash for it all to go wrong. does that mean marc is an undeserving title winner in 2013? of course it doesn't!

in the case of 2020, when it became increasingly clear marc would not be winning this title, it's not like everyone's minds immediately went to mir. the favourites were dovi, fabio, vinales... the thing is, right, it was an absolute mess of a season (that was also of course seriously impacted by the pandemic), but someone had to be the one to take advantage. the suzuki was a well-settled package and mir after a strong rookie season was the one to put in the consistent results to claim the title. he was already highly rated going into motogp, and he was absolutely seen as a potential star of the future. for his sake and his reputation within the sport, of course it would've been preferable to win a more emphatic title... and in some ways, his 2021 on a lagging suzuki is more impressive than the 2020 title. it's an incredible shame how his career has gone since then, mostly not through his own fault, and you still want to hope he'll have the opportunity to dispel a few more doubts - both from the fans and quite possibly himself. then again, hayden won two races in 2006, kenny roberts jr three in 2000... at the end of the day, the main thing new fans know now is that they were champions, and so it will one day be for mir too. moving on to 2021, it's worth remembering that by then the honda was already a bad bike. yes, marc would undoubtedly have been the title favourite - but two of his three wins that year were at his specialist circuits that also still suited the honda, basically the places where he could win with his eyes closed. at the very least, you have to believe 2021 would have had a proper title fight and wouldn't just have been a stroll in the park for marc - yes, quite probably he would have prevailed anyway, but it's really not so cut and dry

THAT BEING SAID. I do agree with much of this ask! it is interesting that it's asterisked in the riders' minds! but it shouldn't be - that's the devil talking, you need to stand up for yourself and ignore all the doubters and get on with it. jorge had enough self confidence and stubborn belief in his own ability that this discourse in 2010 did nothing but piss him off. in 2007, casey was incredibly sick of people talking down his title because of how good the ducati was that year and the tyre difference between him and valentino. yes, casey was on the better package that year, and valentino did clearly benefit from switching tyres in 2008. does that in any way detract from casey's title? no! it doesn't!! he was right to be annoyed - imbalances are part of the game, and casey was very good that year. he deserved that title! valentino also faced the bike merchant allegations in spades of course, but young champions are particularly vulnerable to this kind of discourse. they're less established in the sport, more likely to attract detractors who are determined to prove they can't live up to the legends of the past... after 2006, everybody more or less agreed that it was a bit of a lucky title, but hayden was so popular and people were so pleased for him that it was just treated as a feel-good story - which it wasn't in the same way with surly young casey. no matter! who cares what people think! if your opponent has a bad day, you need to take the opportunity presented to you and press home the advantage. if your opponent has a bad year, even better. no sitting around worrying whether history is going to take your accomplishments seriously... it's like hayden said at assen 2006 when valentino broke his right hand and left ankle. from the oxley reference book: '[valentino] finished the race in eighth, which put him 46 points behind hayden. "when that rossi guy is down, you gotta jump on him!" he grinned'. brutal, but that's the game

also, I'll say it: I reckon both joan and fabio have probably had their fair share of bad luck to compensate by now. enough

[girlcprfan]

This user is a damn pedophile and does not want to accept it, we should all report the account to him

[thebrandywine]

Can I also ask for a ❤️‍🩹 hehehe

❤️‍🩹 Code blue (hehe indeed!)

"Don't do this to me," Chris begs.

There's a snap under his hands and he grits his teeth against it, rising and falling, rising and falling, feeling Leon's breastbone bend with every compression. His eyes are closed, those ever-present bruises underneath them so, so dark. He'd dropped and hadn't gotten back up, the dart in his neck stopping his heart and leaving Chris to murder everything in the room between them, to fall to his knees and--

"Please," Chris says, and then he tilts Leon's head back, pinches his nose shut, and breathes. One second, let the lungs deflate, one more second, go back to compressions. Survivability drops 10% every minute that he's doing this, but they're in the middle of fucking nowhere and he doesn't have an AED in his pocket. "Please," he says again. "Please don't leave me."

[practically-an-x-man]

gotta love when the job is posted as entry-level part-time but then there's a whole bunch of additional certification questions at the END of the application when you've already spent a solid half hour filling it out

[dirtypuzzle]

you go to the therapist. the therapist asks why your depression and suicidality have been skyrocketing again. you say “the on-going genocides.” she stares at you. you stare at her. the session is not productive.

[bottom-slut-unionizer]

Nothing crushes a gay man's ego like another gay man not being interested in his abs

[whumperofworlds]

Whumptober Day 14: Drown

Now on AO3!

Fandom: Final Fantasy: Record Keeper

A/N: Had to do a bit of research on this one. This idea is a treat for me; it gives me a chance to torture Keme as usual LOL!

Drusus, Keme, Veles, Taika, and Aric all belong to me. Everything else belongs to Square Enix!

TAGS: @gala1981

CONTENT: Drowning, near death experience, CPR, strong language, panic attack, death mention

ENJOY!

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@whumptober Day 14: Flare | Water Inhalation | "Just hold on."

Under Junon was a quaint place, according to Cloud before Keme and the team entered the seventh realm. And Keme could see why. The area was filled with beautiful sights, including the beach that was known as the Dolphin Offing. Despite his fear of water, Keme had to admit that Cloud was right; the area was beautiful, and he would love to vacation here someday if Dr. Mog and the other Record Keepers allowed it. Perhaps on his and Drusus' anniversary, they would come here.

As of now, the group separated, with Veles, Taika, and Tyro out to the town nearby to gather some supplies, while Drusus and Keme walked together towards the Dolphin Offing.

"Man," Keme sighed in a daydreamy manner, watching the sea's waves crash on the surface, "I have to hand it to Cloud, this place is beautiful!"

"I was honestly worried that you wouldn't want to go due to your fear of water," Drusus attempted to joke, a smirk on his face. He punched his husband's shoulder slightly in a playful manner. "I never expected you to say that about the sea."

"Oh shush," Keme chuckled, giving Drusus a playful punch to his shoulder back. "I can appreciate the sea without going in it. Not gonna risk myself like that."

"You know that I can keep you safe while you're in the water," Drusus reminded, reaching down to take his husband's hand and squeezing it. "There's no need to be scared about it."

"I appreciate the offer," Keme said with a smirk, squeezing Drusus' hand back, "but like I said, not risking it."

"Your loss," Drusus merely shrugged.

The two glanced around the beach, searching for any clues. According to Dr. Mog, a monster known as Bottomswell lived here, and had attacked a girl named Priscilla that Cloud and his group had to rescue. The monster had to be here somewhere, but from what the two could see, there was no monster or enemy here.

"See anything?" Keme called to his husband, who was a few feet away from him. Drusus was still searching, but despite his best efforts, he couldn't find the monster at all. He turned and shook his head sadly.

"I haven't seen anything here. Just the beach," Drusus called back.

Keme's heart jumped. If the Bottomswell wasn't around the sand, could it mean that it was…

Drusus seemed to have the same idea, as he approached the sea. Keme's panic rose then, as he rushed forward to pull his husband back by the arm.

"No," Keme gasped, his heart pounding in his chest. "I'm not letting you go out there."

Drusus turned to face his beloved, his frown intensifying. "Babe, there's no other way to find it. It has to be in the sea."

"Don't you see?" Keme argued, gesturing at the wide sea that was in front of the two. "The place is huge! You'll easily get lost if you go out there!"

"Then…" Drusus sighed, shaking his head. "What should we do? We can't just wait around until it comes. It would likely attack us quickly if we do that."

"What other choice do we—" Keme tried to argue, only to stop when the two heard and felt rumbling on the beach. No, not on the beach; in the sea.

Keme released Drusus then, pulling out his dagger, ready to strike as soon as the attacker reared its head. Drusus did the same, pulling out his Nunchakus, aimed for the large bubbling that was close to the shore.

Something was coming from the sea. Was it the Bottomswell? Was it a regular enemy?

Before both of them could react, a large silhouette emerged from the water, letting out a deafening roar. Drops of water dripped down from its colorful scales, as it reared its head back. Something was forming in its mouth that neither of the men could see.

Drusus recognized it almost immediately. "The Bottoms—"

He didn't get a chance to react. The Bottomswell spat out a large bubble, aimed directly at Keme. It came at him fast; he didn't have time to dodge. Before he knew it, the bubble submerged him, trapping him inside.

The moment he felt cold water touching his skin, he panicked, flailing inside the bubble as a panic attack began to rise in his chest. Oh Cosmos, nothing but this again! NOTHING BUT THIS!

"KEME!" Drusus screamed, eyes wide as he watched his husband struggle in the bubble for a moment. He remembered what this monster could do now; the Bottomswell used an attack that could trap a victim in a Waterpolo, and then drown them in the Waterpolo.

Drown—OH FUCK!

Drusus' panic grew then. Keme's fear of water. The way he was panicking. He would surely drown if he couldn't get him out of there!

Drusus turned to face the Bottomswell, ready to fight it, but as fast as it appeared, it disappeared into the water, never to submerge again. Drusus struggled to fight the urge to follow it; he needed to save Keme, and fast!

He rushed towards his panicking love, his hand reached out in order to pull Keme out of there. As soon as he touched it, he was unable to dip his hand inside the Waterpolo. Panic rose further, and Drusus' breathing grew more frantic as he tried to find ways to get Keme out of there. Keme banged on the bubble with his fists, eyes wide in fear and panic, as he tried to hold his breath to no avail. The panic attack had reached to a boil, and Keme began to gasp, swallowing water in the process. He coughed, as bubbles flew out from his mouth, as tears began to form in his eyes.

"FUCK!" Drusus cried, grabbing his Nunchakus from his belt. With a swing, he hit the bubble with full force.

Nothing. It didn't leave a dent on the bubble.

Tears flew up from Keme's eyes in the form of bubbles, as he tried to keep his breathing under control. However, his panic attack had grown stronger the longer he was trapped here, and Drusus knew that due to that, he didn't have much time left.

"Babe, hold on!" Drusus cried, tears shining in his eyes due to the panic. "I'll get you out of there! Just… fuck! How do I even…"

Keme could only hear his husband's muffled cries due to the water filled up in his ears. He wasn't sure what he was saying, only bits and pieces. Something about hanging on?

Drusus threw his Nunchakus to the side in frustration, before he began to punch the Waterpolo with his own hands. Despite his best efforts, however, the Waterpolo remained, without a single dent on it.

Keme could only cry at this point. He was going to die here, as his husband—someone who went through more than enough already—could only watch as he suffocated. He didn't want to die like this. No.

Drusus stopped his incessant punching, panting from the sheer amount of strength it took him to pull those punches. He glanced up at his husband's panicking brown eyes, his own eyes spilling tears. Oh Cosmos, there was nothing he could do—all he could do was watch Keme drown in front of him, and—

"If someone is trapped in the Waterpolo, use magic, kupo!"

Dr. Mog's voice echoed in Drusus' head. The one piece of information he gave before the team left for the mission. Magic… but Drusus didn't know how to use magic! How could he—

Veles and Tyro.

He glanced back at the town that was nearby. Apparently, the three of them were still gathering supplies, as they all agreed to meet here.

He needed to get them. But he couldn't just leave Keme here. What if Keme died by the time they arrived?

But if I don't get them now, Keme will surely die. If there's even a slim chance of saving him…!

Drusus took a few deep breaths, trying to calm himself about the situation, before turning to Keme.

"Keme," Drusus said as loud as he could, hoping to Cosmos that he could hear him. "I'll get Veles and the others! Just hang on, okay?!"

Keme, unfortunately, couldn't hear exactly what his husband was saying—his words were garbled into something incomprehensible. Was he saying something about Veles?

Keme's eyes grew wider in panic as his heart raced when Drusus turned and fled the area. Keme's eyes were glued to Drusus' back, as confusion and sadness hit his heart. Why was Drusus leaving him?

No! Don't leave me, please! Keme could only think, reaching out a hand, as if Drusus was his only lifeline. Tears flew up as bubbles, as intrusive thoughts swam in his mind. Surely, Drusus was just getting help, right? He would never leave Keme behind like this.

That was the last thought he had, as his lungs burned before he gasped for nonexistent air. Water entered his lungs, before everything turned black.

_____

When he returned with the others, Drusus' heart nearly stopped at the sight of his beloved. Keme was rendered unconscious, as he floated slightly inside the Waterpolo, his body lifeless. As if he was—

Was I too late?

Veles and Tyro sprang into action almost immediately. They raised their arms, chanting their spells under their breaths, before they both unleashed Thundara spells towards the Waterpolo. They had to be careful; they didn't want to accidentally hit Keme while they tried to free him.

Their spells hit the Waterpolo, and like bubblegum, it popped. Water splashed around the Waterpolo's area, before Keme dropped to the ground.

Drusus rushed forward, and took Keme in his arms before he could hit the ground. He hugged him, as if Keme was his lifeline, before he had to release his beloved after remembering the situation at hand.

He gently placed Keme on the soft sand, before placing his ear on his husband's chest. A weak heartbeat. Keme was still alive, but barely.

Oh thank Cosmos…

He glanced at his husband's face. His lips had turned blue due to the lack of oxygen for a long time, and his eyes were shut, as if he was in a peaceful sleep.

Drusus gritted his teeth. He knew what he had to do. He thanked the Cosmos that Aric taught him what to do in a situation like this.

He placed both his hands on Keme's chest, before he pushed down. Hard. He could have swore he heard a crack as he pushed down a few more times, but he decided to ignore it. He'd rather have Keme have broken ribs than letting him die like this.

A few more pushes, before he opted to do mouth-to-mouth. He gently opened Keme's jaw, before his mouth met his. He blew into his mouth, as his heartbeat rang in his ears. Would this be enough? Would he be able to save his beloved? Or was it too late?

After the fourth mouth-to-mouth, it finally yielded results. Keme coughed, before he sat up, spitting out excessive water that was stuck in his lungs. He coughed again, spitting out more water. His eyes were wide as saucers, as he gasped for air.

Drusus had never thought that the sounds of his husband vomiting water could bring him relief.

Keme coughed again, as if making sure that there was no more water to get rid of, before he began to breathe heavily. Drusus didn't think—he tackled Keme into a tight hug, as tears sprang at the corners of his eyes. Keme's eyes widened for a moment, as if registering what was happening, before he returned the hug.

"I-I thought I lost you…" Drusus could only mutter, his body trembling from the trauma and fear. He could have lost Keme in such an awful way…

Keme rubbed his savior's back, burying his face in his shoulder. He too was trembling due to the fact that he nearly died from his worst fear.

Drusus helped the Thief stand, before Taika used a quick Heal spell to get rid of the minor injuries he had sustained. Keme muttered a "thanks", his arms never leaving Drusus' body. Drusus didn't mind one bit—he knew his beloved needed the comfort.

"I'm sorry," Tyro apologized, looking down at his feet. "I shouldn't have sent you both here. I should have let all of us go together."

"You did what you felt was best, Tyro," Drusus said, a small smile aimed towards the young Record Keeper. "What matters is that Keme is okay, and that we got what we needed."

Tyro glanced up at the Monk, a small smile on his face. Drusus was right—he was still learning, and Keme was all right regardless.

Tyro snapped his fingers, and a midnight blue portal appeared behind him. With the injured Keme in tow, Drusus followed the rest of the team back at the academy.

One thing Keme knew for sure; the Dolphin Offing wouldn't be a good place to vacation at, especially with the Bottomswell still at large.

[a-lil-strawberry]

No I'm fine it's just that the fact that women can't even be left alone in death just got to me, okay? That women aren't safe from men even in death

[delicatebluebirdruins]

i love you guys so much meme left is Mia and Ethan from Resident Evil and Bellamy Blake and Clarke Griffin from t100

[lnkedmyheart]

I thought odz shippers with their weird "past-lovers coded" and "closest to canon" thing were delusional and even a subsection of skk shippers with their weird rage over other ships were deranged but a good chunk of sgzai shippers legit think sgzai is actually canon after knowing each other for 20 minutes and they can be "interpreted as having kissed". Like bro...I get silly little jokes about it and headcanons but there was no such possible interpretation. You cant just take a scene that is explicitly not something and has an important impact and claim a fucking smooch happened. Ya'll are really sitting there reducing everything in that moment from Sigma finally realizing he can trust people and Dazai's crippling fear into a damn kiss...

[tchaikovskym]

My coworker: I've heard different opinions about the barbie movie

Me: oh yeah bad and good?

My coworker: yeah, some say it's a really good movie and the others say it's such a feminist movie

And that's how I came out as a feminist at my work