#CLOWNPIERCES BALLS.

[slabmaxxing]

head in hands. oh my fucking goddddd

[shearfer]

Peace trials piece i did a while ago :P

i still like it a lot!!!

[eternalera]

more text posts because... im just bored okay?-

[anxihazel]

Scene redraw of Ivory and Clown in the whitepine car :33

[bucket-crafts]

Happy pride have this little clownzy warm up drawing I did :D

[sickcroww30]

Clownpierce doodle

I don't watch Clownpierce nor Content SMP so I drew this based on his skin from the first time I saw him in Parkour Civilization. Then later I found out that the fanon design is literally used on his channel

But I headcanon him as a jester penguin, ideas borrowed from the Season of Performance in Sky: Children of the Light.

Also, he has bad eyesight because he keeps turning his back to talk and only turns after Evbo answers then he knows where his listener is.

_ Design inspirations:

Mask from Sky: COTL game, it looks like a penguin mask to me

Original Clownpierce's design

Hat from Jamjoob's Harley Quinn design. The jester hat is quite easy to find for a jester design so I chose my favorite type: Two point with big bells/ cotton ball

But then the design kind of resembles him 🧍‍♂️

[dazzlingqwq]

parkciv band au we ball......

Evbo: Snare drum. I don't care what you say. snare drum.

360s is just him oerforming stick tricks. Backwards jumps? more like playing eith the back of your sticks.

Ari (EMF): Something smooth, yet powerful. Saxophone or Clarinet, thats what im feeling. Front ensemble, maybe, but im leaning more towards sax/clarinet

Seawatt: Low brass... hmm... Trumbone, Tuba, or Sousaphone. He probably also knows how to play piano and work mallet percussion. He's just cool like that.

Clownpierce: Either colorgaurd or Trumpet. The guys quick on his toes, gotta give him a fast moving instrument.

Old man: Drum major/Band director. no explanation needed.

Ajthebold/Evil champion: Section leader for sure. He also gives me woodwind vibes... (or drum major..)

Cookie god: If the old man is the drum major, he's the band director. If the old man is the band director.. uh.... ppprrriiinnnciiippalll...? i dunno.....

Side character time!!!!

Pro neighbor: Flute or trumpet.. but like really soft. Or a loud flute. yknow what I mean?

Noob neighbor: Crash cymbal vibes.. or base drum. one of those. Probably has volume issues lolll

Alien guy who sells houses: Oboe or Sax. I couldn't tell you why.

Pro who sells houses: Clarinet or Trumbone (maybe euphonium or french horn if this was concert band)

The first pro: Tuba. Probably does a seperate brass instrument on the side.

The bear looking noob who failed the ticket course: The guy ever :) Anyway, Clarinet or Flute. One of those.

The master that dropped ice blocks: Band dropout, but played trumpet while she was in band. Most likely dropped out due to medical issues.

The rich master: Trumpet or Trumbone whos just.. that small bit off time..

Snitch: Color gaurd!!! That or oboe. he just looks like hed be on oboe. or color gaurd.

[lifesteal-headcanons]

hii! okok, 🔔 anon reminded me of this!! it's a hc i've had for like forever and i have no clue where i got it so this COULD be unoriginal,,, BUT,,, ClownPierce definitely has bells on his clothes (shoes & hat, like actual jester would) but they don't have the ball inside that makes them ring! INSTEAD, he has a small redstone (or just magic) device inside each shoe & in his hat (where the bells would be) - this device basically mimics the ringing sound of the bell (it's also motion activated, obviously)! There's 3 (three) settings! Off (plays no sound), On (plays sound as it would normally) & Delayed (so it plays sound when he moves but maybe 5-10ish seconds later)!!! - 🌒 anon

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[crackersandjuice]

PVPCIV IS BACK HOLY SHIT

(below this point are spoilers for the first episode of chapter/season 2! beware!)

i am,,,so happy that guard friend joined evbo to the bow civilization. guardbo fans we eating Good. and i guess the shields ARE in every civilization given the tunnel system. it does make me wonder why they're so out of place, but i guess that might be explained later? Evbo_ What Is Up With The Shields.

and seawatt!! he appears!! seawatt bow truthers you win (i cry because i wanted him to be a trident but it's Fine we Ball). his home got destroyed again this man cannot know peace. i also find it Very Interesting how he said something about the swords "destroying the world" (or something to that effect i don't remember). it's very much giving "the oppressor becomes the oppressed" which. can be tricky to pull off! but i have hope.

what else,,,oh right! the opening cutscene??? mans had a WHOLE opening like what!!! it was so cool!! and the end bit where he envisions tabi with him UGH. tabi redemption arc when. or evbo kills tabi arc either one works for me.

i'm so very curious about her relationship with clownpierce. why is he here? what's their end goal? and the fact they managed to wipe out almost all of bow civilization?? wowie. im gobsmacked. goobed, you could say.

and despite parrot once again not mentioning the swords during his talk with evbo, evbo says that there are FIVE eterenal weapons. not four. Five. which means that there's an eternal shield. Evbo Underscore What The Fuck Is Up With The Shield.

also rip to the theory that the swords are the only ones that can't change weapons. it makes more sense for them to be able to but now i REALLY want to know why the other civs hate them so much. afaik axes are the better weapon in minecraft (in java at least). the fuck did the swords do to deserve such vitriol?

(personally my theory is that they teamed up with the shields and that's why the shields are so spread out. sword & shield imagery For The Win.)

[starscatteredsky]

may We get an inbox check?

hi there! sure!!

since our last check two days ago, nothing new has been queued but plenty of things have been worked on and finished! so while it might not look like its moving, i promise it is :D

ill put it under a cut because its very very long!! we're doing our best to keep up with everything

have a good day! we're so sorry for the wait, we know things are backlogged :(

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[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: Clown’s in a bit of a situation after a fight, luckily there’s a trusty Branzy there to help! If a touch reluctantly. ^ Author summary! Clownzy sickfic. Branzy finds Clownpierce in the aftermath of a fight injured and has to drag him home, and he's just the Worst patient. high as balls. annoying. its great.

Author: NegligentSum

Note from submitter: I still think about this fic sometimes even though I'm not in the fandom so much anymore lmao.

[clownp1erc3r]

— (been trans-character of clownpierce since 2020 /srs !! ) — taken by @ballooey-rq ❤️

🎪໑ ₊˚*Name┈▹ Pierce / Piercer !

🃏໑ ₊˚*Nicknames┈▹ Jester / Clown !

🎪໑ ₊˚*Age┈▹ 15 irl, but my transage is 19—22 !

🗡໑ ₊˚*Pronouns┈▹ he / doll / angel — ECT !

🎪໑ ₊˚*Gender┈▹ trans-male + trans-trans-fem + clowngender + non-binary (ect) !

🃏໑ ₊˚*Orient┈▹ panlesboy + objectum (specifically for scythes + some others) !

🎪໑ ₊˚*Species┈▹ ball-joint-doll + vampire but human sometimes, so ask !

🗡໑ ₊˚*Terms┈▹ any except female !

🎪໑ ₊˚*trans-ids┈▹ trans-doll ,, perma-doll-mask ,, trans-blunt-voice ,, transrace ,, transintersex ,, trans-perma-scythe-user ,, trans-piano-player ,, trans-black-hair + trans-white-hair-roots ,, trans-S-lisp — ECT !

🃏໑ ₊˚*cis-ids┈▹ autism ,, adhd(?) ,, colorblind (protanomaly) ,, gambling addiction ,, cis-harmful + used to be cis-abusive (/srs) — ECT !

🎪໑ ₊˚*paras┈▹ necro ,, m.a.m (min0r attracted min0r) ,, sadism ,, masochism (ECT)

also just a reminder that doubles DO NOT EXIST, I am my own person and not YOU ! ^_^ (this targeted !)

[femboyclownpierce]

17 (hard mode: it has to be a non-minecraft character) and 23

17. Tell us about your favorite character? what do u mean they have to be non-mc. okay ummm

so. have u heard of this game called omori. im about to spoil tthe hell out of it ok so it follows this teenager named Sunny. 4 years ago he pushed his sister down the stairs onto his broken violin and she accidentally died, whoops! so his boybestfriend basil helped him stage it as a suicide. ever since he's been a shut-in and escaping the real world via maladaptive daydreaming. he sleeps his days away and spends all his time in his dreamworld called Headspace where he plays a version of his 12 y/o self called Omori, and his friends are all still close and his sister is still alive. now he's about to move in 3 days and his bestie and neighbor kel drags him out of the house and the friend group is forced to reconcile, and sunny is forced to face and accept the truth of what happened instead of lying to himself that it didnt.

cool? ok now forget all of that THIS IS ABOUT BASIL. BASIL DESERVES THE WORLD. HE DOES NOTHING BUT SUFFER THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the kick-off of the plot in headspace is that basil's gone missing, and the gang adventure around trying to find him while they all gradually forget who he is and why they're looking for him. in the real world plot he's been bullied relentlessly by aubrey, who used to be his best friend, and his other friends havent done anything to help. and then sunny shows his face again and basil cant face him, until basil's grandma dies and he has a suicidal meltdown that sunny steps in on and basil tries to kill him instead. "DONT LEAVE ME SUNNY, NOT AGAIN, EVERYONE KEEPS LEAVING ME STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!!" basil lives in denial the same way sunny does, the difference is that basil is an anxious mess as opposed to depressed and dissociative. and basil doesnt get the same happy ending of acceptance that sunny does. there's a "neutral" ending, where you can do all the real world stuff, but instead of going to comfort basil at the end, sunny can go back to sleep and let basil kill himself. from there, either sunny can go to bed and move away the next day or also kill himself. there's no good ending for basil, we dont know if he accepts the truth or if he continues to live in denial. the only other option is to kill himself. he does nothing but suffer and get discarded by his friends, he deserves so much fucking better. he's only 16.

23. Talk about a WIP? ohhhh the one im most excited abt rn is one where i explore my "clownpierce is a porcelain doll" hc :3 im going to explore several key moments in his life; his creation, the first time part of him was broken in a fight, the first time he went too far in punishing someone for breaking him, and then being forced to do something soft on the realm that he physically cannot do because of his jerky ball joints. and then, ofc, shit hitting the fan on the realm and him scaring absolutely everyone :3

here have the first few paragraphs, im really happy w how its turning out!!!

Most people can’t say they remember being born, but Clownpierce does. Well, okay, it’s not a perfect recollection. But it is a recollection nonetheless. His earliest memory is hot. Blindingly hot. A heat he has never since felt. Something he would later learn to be the feeling of flames lapping at his surface, and the smell of something he would learn to be wood burning filling his nose. He remembers feeling soft, and as the time passed…not, anymore.  And then the heat of the flames subsided, and then his Creator let him out. He often wonders if they regret it. He doesn’t remember a lot about his Creator. They taught him how to move and fixed him when he broke. They put a sword in his hand and told him to use it however he saw fit. It should come as no surprise, then, that he killed them. 

distracting asks :)

[weefers-x2]

WHY IS ASH PLAYING WITH CLOWNPIERCE BALLS

[donut-cloud]

lifestealincorrectquotes

Spoke making a nuke: I know what I'm doing.

Ro, glancing at a bewildered Parrot: Spoke, even the server admin don't know what you're doing.

Parrot: I know you duped hearts, Mapicc.

Zam: Play dumb!

Mapicc: Who's Mapicc?

Zam: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Branzy after admitting he's dating ClownPierce: What are you looking for?

Rek, opening up Branzy's drawers, cupboards and shelves: Your standards.

Zam: I'm the type of person who thinks things through

Leo: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire just because Pangi dared you to.

Ro: i'm so imperfect

Mapicc: you're perfect just the way you are don't worry

Ro: i started a war once

Clutch: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Vitalasy: ...What??

Spoke: What's up guys? I'm back.

Prince Zam: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.

Spoke: Death is a social construct.

Purple trio having dinner together

Subz : Vitalasy, can you pass the salt?

Vitalasy: *Throws Branzy across the table*

Spoke: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

Bacon: I wasn’t that drunk.

Planet: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Bacon: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

Branzy, under his breathe: Futurehusbandwhoisclearlyinlovewithmesayswhat.

Clownpierce: What?

Branzy: Score.

Rekrap: Clown, will you do me the honour of becoming Branzy's husband

Branzy:

Branzy: ...Did you just propose to him for me?

Rekrap: Someone had to!

(not sure if this makes sense it 2:00 am I only have one brian cell left, I 've forgotten how to spell braim )

Reddoons: Do you really have to blackmail me?

Ashswag: How do you expect me to get your attention?

Reddoons: Uh, ask?

Ashswag: And risk judgment and rejection? Heavens no.

Spoke: If video games make children more violent, why do they keep losing fistfights against me?

Parrot:...

Clownpierce: I just got a message from someone saying that I am a piece of shit

Leo: Tell Zam I said hi.

Mappic : Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Ro: I wrote you a poem.

Mappic : you did?

Vitalasy: So how does one turn off their emotions?

Ashswag: Oh, this is easy! First go to settings...

Branzy, to Clownpierce: You screamed “there will be blood!” and stabbed some random guy

Branzy: So, no, we can’t go back to that cafe

Spoke: Think fast! *throws a ball at Subz*

Subz: *catches it* No. *pockets the ball*

--

Spoke: Think fast! *throws a ball at Clown*

Clownpierce: *catches it and throws it back like a fastball*

Spoke: oh sHIT--

Cube: Based on genital structure, men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

Cube: The Scots were right all along

Mid: The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies

Cube:The Scots were right all along.

This was is inspired for rosesforethan's How to redeem a villain on Quotev

*the Villains playing Clue*

Rekrap: wait, why are our options for suspects so limited? I mean really, if the windows were unlocked, anyone could’ve gotten in!

Cube: Rekrap, it’s been 47 minutes since we set up the game! Stop criticizing the rule book and just play!

PrinceZam: *flips over board and grabs the answer cards*

PrinceZam: miss scarlet? Really?

Ashswag: goddamnit, Zam! It’s just a board game! It’s not like this is actually happening to us!

Mid: actually happening to us..?

Ashswag: Whatever it is you imbeciles are thinking, leave me out of it.

~4 hours later~

Ashswag: do I even want to know how you and Mid put this together so quickly.

Mid: *dragging a limp Leo with closed eyes across the room*

Rekrap: probably not.

Leowo0k: remind me again why I had to be the dead body?

Ashswag: hey, shut up. You’re dead. Dead people don’t talk.

Cube {over a speaker}: just a quick reminder that you have five minutes before the poisonous gas is released!!

PrinceZam: why did there need to be poisonous gas?!?

Cube: Mid wanted to get into character.

Mid: well there’s no real suspense with regular gas, now grab the fake blood cans and follow me.

Leo: How about next time we stick to Go Fish....

The game takes about an hour to play and calls for three to six players to investigate a murder by gathering evidence. The winner is the player who, through the process of elimination, can figure out which three cards are hidden within the secret envelope that hold the answers to Mr. Boddy's murder.

[yb-cringe]

Sighs.

Clownpierce for the character asks.

BINGO! i wanna crumple him in a ball like paper and throw him in a wastebasket hes seven different types of wet feral feline