#CHEF PABLO

[whumpypepsigal]

Halo s02e06: “I need you to get up, Chief.”

[elusiveanomaly]

✨I edited part of Lazytown's Chef Rottenfood because I had the idea to while cutting vegetables✨

(This is an edit, so please be aware of flashing lights and loud noises! Stay safe!)

I feel like this really encapsulates my age :') yw

~~~~ This turned into a whole ordeal man 😭 this took way too long for something so silly. But that's just me and the life I live I guess 💀 I would've edited the whole episode but enough was enough.

Does this count as a YTP?? I have no intentions on posting it on Youtube, but I grew up with that kinda stuff — it's in my nature to want to call it that. If anyone does happen to post it there, you're free to tbh. .. . .

[sportaspoons-crystal]

chef pablo fantastico is genuinely in my top 5 favourite lazytown characters i actually love him so much

[sportaflopsgoggles]

sneaky boys

[virfujiwara]

Me when I've been watching Chef Pablo Fantástico on TV

[timmurleyart]

Maple waffles. 🍁🧇🧇🧇

[miltacos]

#134 Taco de quelites "cenizos" con guacamole ligero, y guarnición de maíz tipo esquites. (chef Pablo Salas)

RESTAURANTE AMARANTA Cocina Mexiquense Contemporánea, Calle Francisco Murguía 16 Oriente Poniente 402, Colonia Francisco Murguía, Toluca de Lerdo, Estado de México.

La cocina de Pablo Salas es un homenaje a las técnicas e ingredientes del Estado de México. Desde hace casi una década se ha dedicado también a reducir la presencia de proteínas animales como cerdo o res en sus platos para aprovechar la diversidad de vegetales, quelites y otros productos del campo como hongos, maíces y todo lo relacionado a la milpa.

Este es un ejemplo de esa propuesta de cocina mexiquense vegetal: un taco en el que no se usan proteínas animales y se aprovechan las texturas, sabores y sensaciones generales de los quelites cenizos que son pasados por un blanqueado en aceite aromatizado con chile. Este paso por aceite les da la suavidad necesaria, retira la textura rugosa que puede lastimar el paladar, exalta el color y confirma los sabores herbales potentes.

La tortilla también es pasada ligeramente en ese aceite aromatizado, y el maíz es salteado ligeramente para suavizarse pero mantener su textura crujiente. El decorado con guacamole líquido y las gotas de limón fresco son un lujo en boca.

[masoncarr2244]

SML Movie: Jeffy's Dare!

[instantreplaytime]

Got Chef Pablo Fantastico

After the success of the LotR one, I felt kind of obligated to bring the semi-viral "FMK Wheel" to LazyTown, but also, uh, the cast of LazyTown is 55% children.

Fortunately, I have solved the conundrum in a way I think you'll all agree not only works but is amusing as well. With that said, spin the wheel!

Not sure who your character is? Check the character list on the LazyTown wiki, but watch out! You might have gotten one of Robbie's many disguises instead! In that case, assume Robbie's costume/persona stays on for the duration of your one-night stand, marriage, or fight to the death.

For a bonus game, you can spin the wheel three times and assign the traditional roles of fuck, marry, and kill according to your preference.

(Poll for the kids now available here)

Poll concept credit to @pollsnatural.

[lascitasdelashoras]

Pablo Picasso. Le Chef-d'œuvre inconnu. 1924–31, published 1931. Honoré de Balzac.

[footballlover8]

Hot’n Cold || Pablo Gavi (Insta Au)

Warnings: hinting too some unaliving yourself as a joke, swearing. (let me know if there is anything else)

Requested?: Yes/No

(Also the first one in the second picture, pretend it’s a vape just for the better)

@Y/n.Gz

Liked by salmaparalluelo, joaofelix79, pedri and 275.537 others

@Y/n.Gz:Cold asf, help me please😭

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Pedri:Get used too it gusano🪱❤️ (worm)

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@Y/n.Gz:BOY!!???? WHY WORM???

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Pablogavi:You sleep like a worm, swear too god, you kick me 4 times in a minute when you sleep

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@Y/n.Gz:Excuse me?????

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Pedri:Deadass, you slept on the couch once, and you kicked fer where the sun doesn’t shine anymore

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@Y/n.Gz:Fck you🖕

Mikkykimmeney:My cold baby💗

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@Y/n.Gz:Love youuuuu!💗💗

Pablogavi:Hot

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@Y/n.Gz:Boy? No context??????😭

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Pablogavi:It’s a compliment

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@Y/n.Gz:can you add an emoji???? It’s so weird without one😭 I feel like you’re attacking me, help it’s so sarcastic🔪

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Pablogavi:My sexy baby🫵❤️

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@Y/n.Gz:sounds kinda pedo🐿️

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Pablogavi:You’re never happy are ya?🥲

gavilovver:No but bffr, she’s hot asf😍

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Bbg..Y/n:Frrrr!😍

Pablogavi_is.Mine: smoking is bad for you

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Pedriloves:Fr, she should set a good example.

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Pepi:Like I’m a little disappointed ngl

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Gavi69:It’s a vape but okey😭

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Pepi:Still bad

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Gavi69:Be fr, half the football community vapes, no one cares, and she’s literally just a girl

Fan1:So prettyyyyyyy😍❤️

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@Y/n.Gz

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@Y/n.Gz:Made Gavi make a snot angel❄️☃️🪽

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_Ferminlopez:Snot angel??? That’s new, did he like sneeze?

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@Y/n.Gz:Die

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_Ferminlopez:Wow, harsh. @pablogavi how do you deal with her????

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Pablogavi:Honestly…not sure, she’s a crazy baby with anger issues I swear

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@Y/n.Gz:You can die too

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Fan7:La masia Duo dies as 19 and 20

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@Y/n.Gz:sounds pretty valid

Pedri:Mama called me saying she couldn’t get a hold of you, like phone nor on social media, did you block her????😭😭

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@Y/n.Gz:None of your business 🫶🏼

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Pablogavi:Bambi!? Why did you block her????????

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@Y/n.Gz:she was like, “you should dress warmer” all the time, but I was like “no”

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Pablogavi:Bambi…that’s not a valid reason, I swear you’re a stubborn 5 year old sometimes🥲

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Pedri:All the time not sometimes

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@Y/n.Gz:@pablogavi you always make yourself sound like a pedo

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Pablogavi:Bambi I swear I’ll open the window when you’re sleeping tonight

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@Y/n.Gz:You wouldn’t dare

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Pablogavi:Oh but I would

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Pedri:Wow dude, that’s intense…even from you

Vickylopezz._:Babe, I’ll marry you one day😍😍

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@Y/n.Gz:MUAHHHH😘😘😘

Mikkykiemeney:Hermosa😍😘

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@Y/n.Gz:LOVE YOU💗🫶🏼

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@Y/n.Gz

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@Y/n.Gz:I’m also just a girl💗🎀

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Pedri:You’re a demon child, that’s what you are

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@Y/n.Gz:😃😃😃🫵

Pablogavi:You gonna pretend you were the ones that baked that Bambi?

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@Y/n.Gz:Shut up

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Pedri:JAJAJAJA AS IF YOU COULD EVER DO THAT

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@Y/n.Gz:I’ll punch you

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Feeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr: Funny how you two come from a family of chefs and can’t do shit yourselves🤣🤣

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Pedri:I’m better than her at least

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@Y/n.Gz:IM A CHILD STOP ATTACKING ME🔪🔪🔪🔪

Fan79:Help, she’s so pretty🥰😍

Fan9:Shes also just a girl🎀💕💗💅🏽🌸

Fan55:Fuck me

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Fan87:Wow wow wow

Ferrantorres:What does that even mean?????

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@Y/n.Gz:nothing a man should get concerned over. For you💐

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Alejandrobalde:What the fuck? Can I have too??

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@Y/n.Gz:Here💐💐

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Alejandrobalde:Hah! I got two @ferrantorres !

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Ferrantorres:They we’re all dead🥀🥀🥀🥀

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@Y/n.Gz:That was dark sharkboy…..Lavagirl

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@Y/n.Gz

Liked by _ferminlopez, pedri, ferrantorres and 488.777 others

@Y/n.Gz: Christmas Birthday with bf? I love😍💗 @pablogavi

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_Ferminlopez: Happy birthday you clumsy fuck🫶🏼🪱

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@Y/n.Gz:What is it with y’all and the fucking worm?????

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Joaofelix79:You literally deadass kicked him off the bed once?????

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@Y/n.Gz:No i didn’t!????

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Pablogavi:Yes you did Bambi😭 But that’s okey, still love you 😘

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@Y/n.Gz:G😭 Tahnks I guess

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Pedri:Can you write? Or are you completely dumbfounded????

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@Y/n.Gz:Excuse me??? I’ll block you gtfo

Hctorforrt_:Happy birthday 🖕🫶🏼

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@Y/n.Gz:Yall are mean I swear😭

Mikkykiemeney:@frenkiedejong

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Frenkiedejong:What’s this supposed to mean!!????

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Pablogavi:Trust me…it’s a hint, a big one at that

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@Y/n.Gz:@Mikkykiemeney I can break up with gavi, and we can date?

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Mikkykiemeney:Oh please dooooo!

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Frenkiedejong:Excuse me? I gave you a son?🥲

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Mikkykiemeney:I birthed him, don’t see your point

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Frenkiedejong:🥲🥲🥲🥲

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Pablogavi: @Y/n.Gz a little hurt, but girl power I guess🤞🤝

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Fan2:Gavi wtf?

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Fan:7:I’ll take them both…

Taia_Belloli:I want😭

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@Y/n.Gz:I give😉

Danielalexmachado:Feliz cumpleaños, Bebita😘❤️ (happy birthday baby)

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@Y/n.Gz:Thank you mami😘💗

Mikkykiemeney:Happy birthday too the sweetest girl ever!❤️🥰

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@Y/n.Gz:Love youuuuu momma bear❤️

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@Y/n.Gz

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@Y/n.Gz:Why is he like this?????? Why do I actually have a good bf???? @pablogavi

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Vickyylopezz_.:BABE? Are you complaining!???????

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@Y/n.Gz:NO I SWEAR BUT LETS BE FR HE CRAYCRAY😭

Pablogavi:I’m gonna marry you one day sooner or later

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@Y/n.Gz:STOPPPP THAT SOUNDS SO AGRESSIVE, I love you though💗

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_Ferminlopez:One weird chick

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@Y/n.Gz:Baby chicks 🐥🐣

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_Ferminlopez:Yeah you sure as hell walk like one that has just cracked out from the egg

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@Y/n.Gz: @pablogavi you just gonna let him??????🔪🫵

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Pablogavi:Bambi..Te amo❤️

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@Y/n.Gz:No you don’t topper!

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Pedri:Who tf is topper??

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Pablogavi:Please not this shit again Bambi….

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@Y/n.Gz:YOU LOVE THE IDEA OF ME!

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_ferminlopez:Why are you like this?

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@Y/n.Gz:YOU LOVE BEING SEEN WITH ME!

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@Y/n.Gz:But you don’t love me…

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Pedri:Wtf?

Vickylopezz._:Are you adopted?

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@Y/n.Gz:Babe????😭😭😭

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Vickylopezz._:Too pretty too be related too pedri swear

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@Y/n.Gz:STOPPPPP🫶🏼😘🥰🫵

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@Y/n.Gz

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@Y/n.Gz: @pablogavi took me too fcking Greece. Crazy human being swear too god, te amo mucho!❤️

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Pablogavi:te amo tambien Mi pequena Bambi❤️ (I love you too my little Bambi)

Pedri:Knew all along, I actually helped so it would be nice to get a thank you as well hermanita🙄 (little sister)

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@Y/n.Gz:ew👁️👅👁️

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Pablogavi:What does that even mean?😭

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@Y/n.Gz:Tongue between eyes👁️👅👁️🐿️

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Pedri:What drugs are you on????😭

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Pablogavi:Sleeping drugs, swear she’s about too pass out if she has too lift her thumb once more

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Pedri:Jeez,cray cray, dunno how you deal with her, she’s like a 3 year old stuck in 17 years olds body😭

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@Y/n.Gz:I’ll shoot you with a croquette in the face

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Pedri:You have no aim

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@Y/n.Gz:harsh

Vickyylopezz_.:Wanna like…get married right now?

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@Y/n.Gz:Do you seriously have too ask?

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Pablogavi:Stopppp😭 why is everyone stealing my gf from me?

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Vickyylopezz_.: accept it, she’s too pretty for you🙂

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@Y/n.Gz:You’re both too pretty for me😘

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Fan66:Awwww, she’s defending him in a discreet way 🥰😫

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@Y/n.Gz

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@Y/n.Gz:I think I like this little Life🫵💗 @pablogavi

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Pablogavi:why do you say that every second I do something normal for you???😭

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@Y/n.Gz:Low standards, but you be giving me high standards that I get shocked at family dinners with my brothers and cousins

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Adrifebles:Bitch

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Pedri:@adrifebles preach

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@Y/n.Gz:I’ll expose your little ass🥰

Pablitogavi:Help! They came to my grandparents restaurant! They were so nice! AHHHH!

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Gavibbg:Babe!? I want too be you so bad!😫

Taia_belloli:sweethearts💕

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@Y/n.Gz:💗💗💗

Fan6:Her tan though!😫

Fan3:Can I please change life’s with her

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Fan8:Nah him! She’s so prettyyyyyy😍

Marcguiu9:Stop.with.this.love.dovey.shit

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@Y/n.Gz:I’ll come too the next practice too personally shoot a ball in your face

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[thatsdemko]

MASTERLIST(pt.2)

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I reached link limit on the mobile app and I don’t use my MacBook often enough with this app to keep adding links so this is part 2!

here is part one!

HOCKEY

jack hughes

fuck valentine part two

with feeling

auston matthews

four more years

Matthew knies

the other Matthews

NFL/NBA

more to come! check the first masterlist for more!

SOCCER/FOOTBALL

joão felix

in the sand

Christian pulisic

a blue London

Mason mount

a blue london

they want us to be

pablo gavi

fuck it, it’s fine

fake it — mini series

half past twelve

ruben dias

cookies

Jude Bellingham

the culer

FORMULA 1

pierre gasly

untitled drabble

the art of attraction (it’s always been you)

tale as old as time

charles leclerc

pains

the ways in which Charles shows you he loves you

drought

he’s just ken

feeling better

don’t go

flights to Tokyo

Lewis Hamilton

you belong with me

Carlos sainz

smooth operator

the devils on my shoulders

max verstappen

just an incident

the story of us good riddance

maybe I’m crazy

unknown

Lance stroll

like he would

room 305

the lakes

the archer

something blue

birthday bae

something new

Daniel ricciardo

Monaco lover

the ways in which Daniel shows you he loves you

to live, to learn, and to love

distraction

more of you

Oscar piastri

summer love in flicks

Silverstone

a shoey

wag

under the mistletoe

inexperienced?

nyck de vries

Japan is calling

lando norris

ruin that friendship

chef y/n

without you there’s nothing to live for

the devils on my shoulders

making the bed

orange theory

the eras

without me?

yuki tsunoda

all mine… and his too

toto wolff

love thy neighbor

Liam Lawson

you’re on your own, kid

George Russell

junipers dad

Fernando Alonso

it is a glorious sunrise

jack doohan

so what did I miss?

Logan sargeant

he’s so American

INDY CAR

pato o’ward

woodward avenue

the ways in which pato shows you he loves you

payback

something bout you

[gadriezmannsgirl]

Pablo Gavi Masterlist

Fluff = 💖 Angst= 🥺 Suggestive content= 🔥

Series

Not Like Others (Hiatus) 💖🥺🔥

Mini Series

Since Forever (1) (2) (3) 🥺💖

Gender Reveal (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11)💖

Prompts

Kissing 1 2 3

One Shots

Take a Break 💖

It's Our Thing 💖

I'll Come With You 🔥💖

Neck Kisses 💖

Mornings By Your Side💖

If I Love You, I'll Show You💖

The White Jersey🥺💖

Supporter 💖

Sister's Best Friend💖 (Venezuelan!Reader)

Prank Gone Wrong 💖🥺

Don't Worry, I've Got You 💖🥺

Nothing's Going On 💖🔥

Protection Bubble 💖

My Smart Girl 💖

Gavi Dating 💖

Clash Of Cultures 💖 (Venezuelan!Reader) (SBF (2))

Heat Of The Moment 💖🥺🔥

Show 💖🔥

Honeymoon Bliss💖🔥

Dancing Under The Rain 💖

It's Okay To Not Be Okay 💖🥺

Never Again💖🥺

Period Problems 💖

Think The Wrong Thing 💖🥺

Help 💖🥺

Your World 💖

Audacity 💖🥺

My Champion 💖🔥

Favorite Body Part 🔥

Pool Day with the Fam 💖

Homesick 💖🥺

Work For It 💖🥺

The (Survivor) Passenger Princess 💖

Una Experta 💖

Tattoo 🔥

Babyboy💖

You Should Have... 💖

Him, Himself and He 🥺

Me and You 💖

Hip Dips (W. Pedri) 💖

Secret's Out 💖🔥

Relationship Changes? 💖

Not So Funny Anymore 💖🥺

Soulmate Thing 💖🔥

In Advance 💖

My Chef 💖

Vacations With Love at First Sight 💖

Food Stains are a Work of Art💖

Book Covers 💖🥺

Who Knows? (Pre-Gender Reveal (11)) 💖

Night Out Problems 💖

Beautiful Either Way

Calendar

Last Updated: July 27th, 2024

[tightjeansjavi]

Cigarettes & Feelings

“I know you see me there you’re always playing this game”

(Javi Peña x f! reader) Part 2 (+18)

A/N: if there’s one thing I love, it’s a man in denial about having a crush, and a man coming to accept that he does have said crush. It’s chefs kiss. You’ll be angry with Javi in the first half of the chapter (he’s a douche) but after a quick trip to the brothel, he’s got his shit straightened out..well, sorta.

Happy reading! ♡

~word count: 3.9k~

Summary: Agent Peña, Bogotá's infamous playboy. Has he met his match when he meets you, the US Embassy's newest receptionist.

Warnings: Javi acting like a stereotypical douche/playboy, Murphy tells him to cut that shit out, Javi takes his frustrations out at the brothel, smut (not with the reader) protected sex, nipple play, doggy style, praise kink, very light breath play, teasing, pillow talk, nicknames such as: cariño, hermosa, muñeca, whore is used but not in a derogatory sense, Javi is put in his place twice, denial of feelings of course, Javi and the reader reach a middle ground by the end of the chapter, angsty vibes, internal thoughts, denial, pining (if you squint) Javi is turning over a new leaf thanks to some much needed advice, ends on a cliffhanger sorry not sorry hehe, (+18) minors dni!

Agent Peña Playlist:

Bogotá, Colombia 1988

It had been a whole month since you started to work at the US Embassy in Colombia. An entire month of Javier Peña’s fruitless attempts at getting you to fall for his vexatious charm. He’d go out of his way to make a comment about your nails. Saying that a specific shade of pink that was doted on your nails, really brought out the color in your eyes. Could he be any less original? Every time ‘querida’ or ‘hermosa’ or any other nicknames Javier had so graciously given you would slip past his plush pink lips, your eyes would immediately roll like a pair of dice. It was becoming a routine for you, turning down agent Peña’s flirtations towards you was a piece of cake. The other receptionists started to catch on as well and no longer fed into the agent's bullshit.

Javier was feeling personally vexed by you. Even more so now that he could no longer look forward to a quick fuck from one of the other receptionists that used to be wrapped around his finger. It seemed like you were going to end up being a real thorn in his side. Murphy on the other hand was truly getting a kick out of seeing his partner getting shot down by you everyday. It was like clockwork, and a breath of fresh air to see Javier be humbled by you.

“You know..she’s really not even that pretty. Average at best.” Javi had muttered with a cigarette pursed between his lips as he was going through another file that could potentially help bring down Pablo Escobar.

“Wasn’t it just the other day you were saying that she was the hottest thing on two legs? Or were you talking about someone else? Hard to keep track of all of them, Javi.” Murphy didn’t even look up from his typewriter and he already knew that Javi was rolling his eyes.

“Yeah, that was when she wasn’t getting in my way of getting some decent pussy around here. She’s somehow managed to get every single fucking woman in the office to turn on me. Un-fucking believable.” Javi was in fact rolling his eyes.

“Why don’t you just jerk off like a normal fucking person if it aggravates you that much. Or, I don’t know, maybe not eye fuck her every chance you get? Just a thought. Connie would be tearing you a new one if she heard the shit that just came out of your mouth Peña.” Murphy reached over and snatched the file from the agent's hands without another word.

Javier's eyes narrowed over his desk. He was feeling annoyed and perhaps even a little offended by Murphy’s words. “Is that what your married life consists of? Only having the option to jerk off? You poor poor man.” He pushed himself out of his chair with a huff as he doused his cigarette out and grabbed his leather jacket. “I’m going out.” He announced to the other agent before grabbing his badge and gun and strode out the office space. He walked right past your little cubicle, and you could feel the irritation radiating off of his skin as his magnetic cinnamon brown eyes met yours for a millisecond before he was quickly looking away, gritting his jaw tightly.

Murphy was chuckling under his breath as Javi announced his departure. His stature alone was a dead giveaway on where exactly he was headed off to. Javi often visited the local brothel whenever he was facing frustrations that could only seemingly be coddled by his cock sheathed in a woman’s warmth. “Uh huh. Enjoy getting your dick wet, asshole.” Murphy muttered to himself before he got up from his desk and made his way over to your cubicle.

“Let me guess, he’s off to the brothel again?” You looked up at the agent with a small grin graced across your features.

“He sure is. I think you’ve really managed to get unimaginably deep beneath his skin. I gotta say, I’m impressed. He’ll be back after he goes and licks his wounds. Good job on keeping him humbled.” He shot you a wink, giving you a light fist bump.

“Have I really? I had no idea he was that sensitive. You’d think at this point he’d just get over himself.” You let out a faux sigh of disappointment.

“Javier? Getting over himself? Not a chance, sweetheart. You’re certainly giving him a run for his money. It’s a breath of fresh air to see.”

“A man’s gotta give up eventually, right? How long is he realistically going to keep this up?”

“Not Javier I’m afraid. The only way he’s going to give up is if he feels like he stands no chance. Right now, he still thinks that you’re just playing a game with him.” Murphy stated what he felt was the obvious.

You couldn’t help but laugh and shake your head. Javier Peña was vexing you in his own way.

“A game that he has no chance of winning.”

The sound of skin slapping against sweat soaked skin mixed in with high octave moans of pleasure could be heard through the thin walls of one of Medellíns many brothels. Javier was a frequent customer who tipped well, and never left a woman there feeling unsatisfied.

Catalina was his personal favorite at this brothel but he wasn’t particularly picky either. He just liked her for the fact that she understood him best. Always let him vent to her after he’d fuck her brains out. He never had a problem paying her extra for her services.

His hand was firmly wrapped around her throat with his thumb lightly applying pressure to her windpipe as he fucked her from behind. His free hand found purchase around her middle, grasping firmly around the soft tissue of her breast as he yanked her back against his chest. Her strangled moans drove him forward as he snapped his hips against her ass at an unforgiving pace. His lips were all over her skin, her cheek, jawline, neck. He was a biter. His teeth nipped at the skin below her ear as filth slipped past his lips. “Give it to me, hermosa. I need it so bad. Soak my cock with this tight little pussy. C’mon, muñeca. Give. It. To. Me.” He grunted deeply against her ear, letting his hand drift from her breast down her navel where his fingers began to toy with her clit, rubbing the small bud in tight, expert circles.

She came undone around him shortly after, crying out his name.

Javi. Javi. Javi.

“Cata, how do I get through to someone as stubborn as her? This game her and I are playing is fun, don’t get me wrong, but she’s so fucking frustrating.” Javier spoke with a soft breath, resting his arm behind his head as she lit the cigarette between his lips, brushing her fingers across his jawline gently.

“Javier, not every woman is going to be interested in you. Although, I can’t wrap my head around as to why..” she pressed a kiss to his bicep, resting her cheek along the crook of his neck.

Javi took a deep inhale as he let his free arm gently drop along her shoulders, fingers lightly dancing across her warm skin. “She’s the first woman I have come across that hasn’t shown a lick of interest in me. Or, she just does a real damn good job of hiding it from me.” He chuckled, blowing the smoke up towards the low-lit ceiling.

“Are you nice to her, Javier? You’re gorgeous, no doubt, but not every woman is into asshole DEA agents. Maybe you should try a different tactic and see how she responds? I know women very very well. We deserve to be, and should be respected by our male counterparts. I may be a whore, who enjoys being fucked like one, but that doesn’t mean I’d enjoy it if you degraded me, or made me feel like I was less than a person.”

Javier paused for a moment, closing his eyes as he took a deep inhale. No, he hadn’t really thought about it that way. Had he disrespected you and just not realized it? Perhaps Catalina was right, perhaps he needed to take an entirely different approach when it came to pursuing you. “Yeah, I’d say I’m pretty nice. I make comments about her nails and how the shade she is wearing really brings out the color of her eyes. Okay, and I eye fuck her at least once or twice a day. I’ve respected you, haven’t I? I’ve..never degraded you, have I muñeca?”

Catalina couldn’t help but lightly giggle as she pressed a soft kiss to his neck, reaching up and plucked the cigarette between his lips and brought the unlit end to her own, taking a slow drag as she rolled over onto her back with ease. “My sweet, it sounds to me that you might be developing a crush for this girl, hmm? Has Javier Peña finally met his match? Perhaps you should stop eye fucking her, and cool it with the compliments. Those end up growing old very fast, and she probably would appreciate it if you had..a normal conversation with her? You have always respected me, Javi. You happen to be my favorite customer and no, it’s not just because of your cock. You’re a passionate lover, and I appreciate the fact that you’ve never treated me any differently for the fact that I’m a whore. So why would you treat this girl any differently?”

Javier couldn’t help but scoff under his breath at her comment about him having a crush on you. Javier Peña did not have crushes. He fucked with no strings attached, period. “Hermosa, I do not have a crush on her. Since when do I ever have crushes? Do I look like a little school girl to you?” He chuckled, rolling over onto his elbow, propping himself up. He let his hand drift around her bare breast, lightly toying with her nipple between his thumb and forefinger, before he was leaning over and replacing his fingers with his mouth as he wrapped his lips around the nub, kissing and licking languidly.

Catalina let out a hum, letting her eyes flutter shut as she took another drag from the cigarette. She slowly slid her fingers through his sexed up hair, twirling a strand around her finger. “Denial is the first stage to acceptance, Javi. I know a man that has a crush when I see one, and you most definitely have one cariño.”

Javi let out a low growl, scraping his teeth along her sensitive nub as he flicked his tongue across it, nose firmly pressed against the top of her plush breast. “I. Do. Not. Have. A. Crush.” He enunciated each syllable against her skin just to prove his point.

Catalina let out a low hiss, nearly dropping the cigarette from between her lips as she gripped his hair at the roots and firmly tugged on it. “Keep on telling yourself that Javier. You and I both know you’re lying.” She mewled.

Javier ignored her as his hand drifted down between her thighs and he wasted no time to coax them open so he could drag his fingers through her slick. “Hermosa, less talking. Let me take care of you some more.”

Javier didn’t leave the brothel till almost the evening hours. He paid Catalina handsomely for her services and then some. Before returning to the office, he made a quick pit stop at his apartment so he could shower, and rinse away the aroma of cum, and the stench of sex that was still lingering on his skin.

He was surprised to see that you were working late on a Friday night. He expected that you’d have some plans to go out dancing or drinking with friends. The night life in Medellín was like none other. More so, he was surprised that you were walking over to his desk of all places. What game could you possibly be playing at now, he wondered.

You weren’t 100% sure as to why you felt like being the bigger person and saying goodnight to Javier before you’d leave the office for the evening. Your feet were moving before your brain could stop you, and soon you found yourself standing in front of his desk.

He had a cigarette pursed between his lips, (he always did) and the smoke billowed up around his face like a gray halo. He was anything but a saint.

“Goodnight, Javier. I hope you have a pleasant weekend.”

Javi slowly looked up at you. He gave you a once over, despite Catalina’s warning to not do that anymore. His brow was raised as you bid him a good evening. “You as well, cariño. Have any fun plans for the weekend?” He was genuinely curious to hear your answer.

Your Friday night plans consisted of a bottle of wine, and a good book. You hadn’t made any friends as of yet, but Javier did not need to know that. That’s the last thing you needed the DEA agent to know.

“Uh huh. I do have fun plans actually.” The way you were no longer meeting his stare, was a dead giveaway for Javi to know that you were lying to him.

“Yeah? Well, what are these said fun plans that you have hermosa?” Javier asked with a smirk playing on his lips, taking a deep drag as the tip of the cigarette burned bright orange.

“Okay, so I lied. I don’t have any fun plans. Unless you consider going home and curling up on the couch with a good book, and a glass of wine, fun plans then no.”

Javier was shocked for the second time that evening in a matter of mere minutes. “You mean to tell me that someone as attractive as you are, has absolutely no plans to go out on this beautiful Friday night in Medellín? I don’t believe that for a minute cariño.”

“Yeah, so how about you don’t rub it in my face? Thanks. Anyway, I’m leaving now.” You were already turning on your heel when you felt Javier’s warm palm gently make contact with your wrist.

“I’m not trying to rub it in your face or anything like that hermosa. I’m genuinely just shocked that you’re not going out tonight. Medellín has so much to offer.” He paused, thinking about what he could say next and then it hit him. Here was his chance to see you outside the workplace for once.

“Well, you’re more than welcome to come out for drinks with Steve and I, and his wife Connie. I just have something to finish up here, and then I am going to go meet them.” He doused his cigarette against the ashtray, keeping his eyes locked on yours as he waited for your answer with a bated breath.

“Are you inviting me out for drinks because you think you’re going to get lucky tonight? Cause if that’s the case, then no. I’ll politely pass.” You fought the urge to scoff at the fact that he even bothered to ask you.

“No, that won’t be necessary at all. Can’t a coworker ask another coworker out for drinks and not assume he’s going to end up lucky?” Javier had a frown playing across his kissable lips that made you want to believe that he had an ulterior motive. Truthfully, you would much rather go out for drinks than spend another night alone.

“Okay, fine. No funny business, right?” You looked at him with a raised brow, arms crossed over your chest.

“No funny business, cariño. I promise. I’ll be on my very best behavior.” Javier assured you.

“Great. Glad that we’re finally on the same page, Peña. I’ll just need to run to my apartment real quick to change. These heels are fucking killing me.”

Javi was already up from his desk, grabbing his badge, gun and box of smokes as he swung his leather jacket over his shoulders. “Well, can’t say I’m surprised about that. They look incredibly uncomfortable. I give major props to you, and the other ladies in the office for wearing them everyday. Is your place far from here? I could always drive you, if you’d like.”

“I thought you had something you needed to finish up Javier?” You glanced over at him wearily as you processed the fact that he was genuinely being nice to you and not eye fucking you like you were a piece of meat. “Sure, that would be great actually. Just don’t get any ideas, alright?”

“It’ll become Monday’s problem. Although, Murphy and I are always on the job. Hence why I keep my badge and gun on me at all times. You just never know when you might really need it.” He swung his keys lightly around his finger as he gestured for you to walk in front. “What kinda ideas would I possibly get from you letting me drive you to your apartment cariño?” He couldn’t help but lightly chuckle as he walked alongside you, flicking the light off on his way out.

“Does it ever weigh on you? Not physically, but the fact that you always have to keep it on you?” You looked over at him as you adjusted the strap of your bag along your shoulder. “The kind that will make you think that I’m going to be inviting you into my apartment Javier.”

Javi wasn’t expecting your question to say the least. Your words immediately had a visible effect on him as it weighed on his mind. He held the door open to the parking lot on the side of the building for you to walk through first. “Sometimes it does. I usually don’t actively think about it. The badge and gun have just become a part of me, in a sense. If they’re not on my person, then they’re right next to my nightstand when I sleep. It just comes with this line of work. You always have to be prepared for the worst.” He opened the passenger side door for you. “I’ll wait outside your apartment door. How does that sound to you?”

“So I take it..there’s never a moment where you ever let your guard down? Simply because if you do, it could be a situation of either living or dying? Or maybe that’s too extreme for me to say.” You gave him a small nod as you climbed into the passenger seat taking a note of how tidy his car was. There was a lingering scent of tobacco smoke and cologne that seemed to be embedded in the upholstered seats.

Javi lightly shut the door behind you before he made his way over to the driver's seat and climbed in before he started the engine. “I’ve let my guard down plenty of times, hermosa. I’m only human after all. Mistakes happen unfortunately. I do my best to avoid those kinds of situations from happening, but sometimes it’s truly out of our control.” He placed his arm around the back of your seat as he backed out of the parking spot. You felt the warm skin of his forearm lightly brush against your neck. It sent welcoming shivers down your spine.

“I understand what you’re saying. You are only human after all like you said. I have to ask, do you think you’re gonna catch him?” Javier knew you were referring to Pablo Escobar. A Spineless coward, who was violent, and frankly a piece of shit that Javier wanted nothing more to see him rot in an American prison.

“If we don’t catch him, then I personally have failed the people of Medellín. This city is beautiful, vibrant, and Escobar has done nothing but fucking taint it.” He inhaled deeply, shaking his head at the thought of this slimiest excuse of man slipping through the DEA’s grasp once again. “Do you mind if we..if we don’t talk about my job for the rest of the evening? You’re not prying, and I can’t fault you for being curious, but I don’t sleep much as it is because of everything that is going on.”

Javi was internally beating himself up for allowing himself to show a moment of weakness to you. He didn’t want you to know just how much being a DEA agent truly affected him. He didn’t want you to know about everything he had sacrificed, and lost, just to get to where he was. He certainly did not need you knowing that he thought of himself as a failure.

You were shocked to see that a layer of figuratively tough skin was being pulled back from Javier’s natural flirtatious and playboy persona that he performed so well. You could only imagine what he had experienced in his line of work. “Of course. I’m sorry for bringing it up in the first place, Javi.” You thought about saying more, but the last thing you wanted to do was come across as being disingenuous.

Javi glanced at you for a moment as he did a damn good job of hiding his smile when you had comfortably called him Javi, instead of Javier. “Cariño, it’s okay. You don’t have to apologize for being curious. You’re not the first person to ask me about my job, and you won’t be the last. How about we both agree to just..let work go for the evening. It’s your first night out in Medellín, and I want to make sure it’s a memorable one.”

You were looking over at him now from where you sat in the passenger seat. “Okay, deal. Let’s let work go for the rest of the evening.”

“Trato, cariño.”

You gave Javi the directions to your apartment. It was just a few miles from the office, but you were grateful for him driving you. He waited just outside your apartment door, as promised. His back was against the wall, cigarette pursed between his lips as he lit the tip of it with practiced ease. As he waited for you to finish getting ready, he pressed the base of his palm against his forehead, replaying the conversation he had with you in his head, over and over again. Is this what Catalina meant when she advised him to be nicer to you? Did she mean that he needed to be vulnerable? He hated being vulnerable. He hated showing any signs of emotions, or weakness. So why the hell did he find it to be so goddamn easy to open up to you?

Just as he was pondering over the possible answer to his disarray, your apartment door opened, ceasing his current thoughts when he took in your appearance with a heavy gulp.

“What? Is there something on my face?” You asked when you caught the DEA agent staring at you for far too long. You could feel your skin heating up under his gaze. Except this time, he wasn’t staring at you like he wanted nothing more than to take you back into your apartment and fuck you into your mattress.

Oh no, Javier Peña was staring at you with timid adoration. His brown swirled with warm flecks of cinnamon eyes gazing at you under the fluorescent hanging light alongside your apartment door. The tip of his cigarette blazing orange, creating a flicker between his and your eyes.

“No. I am simply just finding myself being transfixed by your beauty, hermosa.” The words flowed thoughtfully past his plush lips.

Shit.

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please can u do prompt 15 with gavi

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Sunshine~Pablo Gavi

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another gavi request cause why not. All my requests are either Pablo or Pedri I'd like some changes yeah?

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15-"good morning sunshine " " fuck off"

y/n wasn't exactly a morning person. If her alarm wakes her up she'd be in a grumpy mood all day. And if Pablo was the one to wake her up she would give him the silent treatment all day.

He understood her so he doesn't wake her up unless its something important. And by something important I mean a kiss before leaving for training but thats beside the point.

However, Pablo had a plan for this morning. His practice session was called off and he decided to spoil his girl a little bit. He always felt like he isn't treating her for away away a lot, so he thought that some breakfast in bed can help make up for all the time they have lost.

You wouldn't think Pablo was good in the kitchen. However, he was the good chef in the relationship. y/n usually just made some pasta which was the easier thing for her, but Pablo always made sure to try some new things for his girl (we love a boyfriend that can cook don't we)

He changed from his training kit, and put on a hoodie and some sweatpants. He then walked back to the kitchen to start the breakfast.

He made some pancakes and cut some fruits on the top with a little bit of whipped cream. He also made her some coffee, knowing its what wakes her up fully.

He slowly made his way to their shared bedroom and opened the door quietly. He placed the tray of food on the nightstand next to the bed and slowly got in bed next to y/n

She was laying with a peaceful look on her face, her hair spread across the pillow as she was laying in one of his jerseys.

He brushed some hair from her face and smiled. He leaned in and pressed a kiss on her forehead. When he saw that she didn't react he pressed a kiss on the tip of her nose.

She scrunched her nose up but never opened her eyes. Pablo knew that she was now half awake. He pressed a kiss on her left cheek and then the right cheek before he settled his lips on hers.

She finally opened her eyes and was met with a smiling Pablo. If she woke up on her own she would've smiled at him, but instead she sent him a glare making him chuckle

"good morning sunshine " he cooed making her groan

" fuck off" she flipped over and covered her face with the blanket that was covering her

"no no you're not gonna sleep again" he said removing the blanket from over her face

"fuck you Pablo" she groaned covering her eyes as she still hadn't adjusted to the light that came from the opened curtains

"you wish. I made you some breakfast. How does breakfast in bed feel mhm?" he grabbed the tray from the nighstand and made y/n sit up.

He placed the tray on her lap and smiled at her

"you made me breakfast? what's the occasion?" she asked, a small smile making its way to her face

"should there be an occasion to make my beautiful girlfriend some breakfast" he asked smiling at her happy face

"come on tell me why" she nudged his shoulder making him sigh

"okay okay I just feel like I haven't been there a lot for you and wanted to make it up to you, so I decided on some breakfast in bed with some coffee" he said watching her dive into the pancakes

"you know I don't mind you being away a lot. wait that came out wrong. I mean I understand that you have to be away and I'm glad you're doing what you love with the team you love. I knew what I was getting myself into when I started dating you and I wouldn't change my mind now" she assured him before taking a sip of her coffee

He smiled at her before grabbing her jaw between his fingers. He attached their lips into a small but meaningful kiss, tasting the coffee she had just drank

"I love you so much Pablo" she murmured against his lips

he pressed his forehead against hers and interlocked their fingers on his lap

"I love you more mi amor" he mumbled back

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