#CF!karkat

[ask-the-cookiefish-timeline]

ciao gente! che musica ascoltate, solitamente?

TRANSLATION: hi folks! What music do you usually listen to?

DAVEPETA: B33 < *slides in cutely all smooth like* DAVEPETA: B33 < *meowchal jackson up in this bitch thats how smooth dp slides in* DAVEPETA: B33 < *dp paws through their collection of sick records before landing on the purrfect one and they set that thang gently onto the record player* DAVEPETA: B33 < ive b33n listenin to this jazz fusion band from old earth DAVEPETA: B33 < its called casiopea! DAVEPETA: B33 < if you want a recommendation i like タイムリミット !

ROXY: when i was super young and im talkin like baby ROXY: imagine baby roxy in your brain. oh yeah ROXY: i was super into like early 2000s hip hop n r&b!! ROXY: i had a phase where i would listen to hey ya by outkast on repeat for um ROXY: like genuinely weeks on end i think... ROXY: it was called gettin my hey yas in and it was a genuine ritual that was beneficial to my well being!!! ROXY: that music still means a lot to me but nowadays i listen to a lot of those silly cat song playlists for silly people :3

KARKAT: THIS QUESTION FUCKING SUCKS BECAUSE I HAVEN'T ADMITTED THIS TO ANYBODY YET SO HERE WE GO I GUESS KARKAT: I STARTED DOING THIS BIT FOR MY STUDENTS WHERE I WOULD ONLY PLAY THAT SHITTY STOCK MUSIC BY KEVIN MACLEOD AS BACKGROUND, YKNOW AS THEY DO THEIR WORK KARKAT: DID YOU KNOW WE HAD A KEVIN MACLEOD ON ALTERNIA? THE MUSIC WAS EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME BUT ALL OF THE TITLES WERE DIFFERENT KARKAT: OBVIOUSLY KARKAT: ANYWAYS I PUT IT ON FOR THE KIDS SO MUCH THAT I STARTED GETTING ATTACHED TO IT AND NOW I EVEN PLAY IT AT HOME BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY THING I CAN FUCKING LISTEN TO ANYMORE KARKAT: DAVE KEEPS SAYING "where i come from we call that autism"

[69ywivez]

Here’s a quadrant chart, because I’m officially opening the option to let you nerds try to get yourself or your characters in their quads. Will be updated as needed.

[thecatboyfriend-moved]

junedovekat!!!!! they r!! so cute!!!!! also i used a3 from this post for the pose (kinda)!! he/vae for karkat, she/her for june, and she/they for dove :3!

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[ ID: A halfbody digital drawing of Karkat Vantas, June Egbert, and Dove Strider. Karkat is a masculine presenting troll with gray skin, small dull candy corn colored horns, yellow sclera, red eyes, red freckles and blush, pointed ears, and black messy hair. Vae’re wearing several earrings and a black turtleneck sweater. June is a human trans girl with white skin, messy brown hair pushed back with a blue headband, eyebags, and freckles. She is wearing earrings, blue lipstick, square glasses, a bright blue longsleeve under a dark blue t-shirt, and gray pants. Dove is a human trans girl with white skin, long blonde to red hair up in a ponytail, and sunglasses. She’s wearing earrings, black sunglasses, black lipstick, a red barrette, and a bright red sweater under a red overall dress. June is the tallest in the middle, Dove is medium height on her left, and Karkat is the shortest on her right. June is bent down and smiling with her eyes closed, and has an arm around each of her partners. Dove is holding June’s arm around their shoulder with one hand and her other arm is crossed. Karkat’s arms are crossed and he’s looking down and away from June, embarrassed. The background is a desaturated pink and there’s a signature in the bottom left corner that reads “CF” with a box around it and “constantly-fatigued” under it. End ID. ]

[arundolyn]

blazblue god tiers

i got bored and lost interest in this cause it was taking too long and i basically had done classpects everyone i had any interest in doing and then a few 

listed aspects for almost everyone tho

might revisit later when im not fucking exhausted

Ragna: 

Heir of Blood - attracts/receives bonds with other people whether he means to/wants it or not, is defined by those bonds a lot of the time (ie his family, being centralfiction); having a “fighting spirit” in Karkat’s original speculation

OR 

Heir of Doom - his existence could be considered to be controlled by suffering, ultimately gave up his life to create a new world; consumed/surrounded by suffering

Jin: 

Prince of Hope - destroyed hope by killing Tenjo; strong convictions; Power of Order could be considered as hope power cause it has to do with willpower and can in some cases be used to borderline Observe people

Noel: 

Hope

Rachel: 

Mage of Space - onlooker, therefore had to wait for events to change by themselves until she got fed up with it; in general before CF forfeited changing things herself so that change could occur; protected from change’s ill effects for as long as she was onlooker

Tao: 

Hope

Tager: 

????

Litchi:

Mage of Life - more concerned with Arakune/Roy’s well-being than her own; literally a doctor; mostly does not exhibit the negative traits of life and therefore seems protected from them

Arakune/Roy: 

roy is something of light, arakune is something of void

Bang: 

hope

Carl: 

doom

Hakumen: 

 of Mind - strong sense of justice; 

Nu:

 of Heart - concerned only with herself; has two splinters of her personality, those being her behavior around/concerning Ragna and her behavior around anyone else; 

Lambda: 

Life?

Tsubaki: 

Light? Knight of Light?

Hazama: 

Void

Mu: 

Void?

Makoto: 

 of Breath - not easily controlled; 

Valk: 

????

Plat: 

Breath?

Relius: 

Light

Izayoi: 

Hope

Amane: 

Heart

Azrael: 

????

Bullet: 

????

Kagura: 

Knight of Space - helping to change the NOL so Homura can be Imperator and in that respect serves change; could be considered as concealing his legitimately analytical side under a facade of playfulness; his changing the NOL is not solely for his own betterment but for everyone’s; protects his rebellion as best he can by keeping it a secret

Kokonoe: 

Seer of Mind - observer; general association with mind they really didn’t give me much to work off of in either of these categories I can’t articulate it 

Terumi/Susan:

Prince of Rage - destroys things in order to propagate rage/destroys via his own rage; subsists partially off Ragna’s hatred of him

Celica: 

Life or Hope

Hibiki: 

Void

Nine: 

Void

Naoto: 

Knight of Blood - using his bond with Raquel to work with her to find the Azure/return to his original timeline; protecting Raquel against Spinner; having a “fighting spirit” in Karkat’s original speculation; conceals the fact that he’s slowly turning into a vampire + his missing limbs; has problems with Ragna, which could be considered another version of himself

Izanami: 

Maid of Doom - suffered as Saya to have Izanami inhabit her body; wishes to create doom for others and surround them with it; as an embodiment of death is surrounded by doom herself

Es: 

Light

Mai: 

Hope

Jubei: 

????

[ghostlybearmilkshake]

@annoyedlord​ is the reason i’m doing a homestuck crossover in 2018

Get Ready for Yansimstuck ideas !!

(long so more under the cut)

John is Senpai. Does not care about the rumors (ho you murdered your friend, it’s ok we can still date) but still cares enough to reject a -100 rep (cf. breakup with vriska and #notahomosexual) “What do you mean in love! the heart on this bento is clearly a frienship heart.  aaaw it’s even written “ I love you”. as a friend. so cute.“

Dave is Midori but instead of questions he shitposts.  He actually wears midori's uniform because he looks amazing in a seifuku. Sometimes two different Dave show up at the same time and panic ensues

Rose is the head of the Occult Club but unlike oka she’s proud of it and threatens people with curses and sacrifices while being perfectly poised. Goes to prides with a sign that reads “you were right. we are witches. and now we’re pissed.” does not have a crush on senpai because she is #notaheterosexual. Kanayas girlfriend

jade is the head of the science club. explosions. lots of them

Aradia is placeholder-chan. Member of the occult club when she was alive and she was H Y P E D about death. Her greyish shade, monotone otherwordly voice and eyes staring into the Void are her ways of showing excitement 

Tavros is a member of the gaming club though he plays card instead of video games (except pokemon which he played every and all existing versions and forms of the game). is bullied.

Sollux is annoyedlord’s gema. Head of gaming club. Does not care. Does not want to care. Just want to code. Go away. NO HE WON’T MAKE AN OFFICIAL REQUEST FOR THE CLUB

Karkat is osana. “MOVE IT FUCKASS I’M NOT GONNA STAY HERE AND WAIT FOR YOUR WEAK FLESHY LIMBS TO CARRY YOU ALL DAY” enoguh said

Nepeta is the art club leader. Would like to paint with blood. is not allowed to. but she would like to. but she can’t. but it’s hers. but she can’t. Cats paintings are OVER 9000

Kanaya is a member of the drama club and makes all the costumes. Rose’s grilfriend. “why do the school allow an occult club they’re such a bunch of cre- OW Kanaya watch out with these needles! “ “Oh So Sorry Darling. Perhaps If You Kept Your Mouth Shut Instead Of Talking Such Nonsense You Could Focus On Not Fidgeting.”

Terezi is megami. Annoyedlord perfectly understands why this is perfect “ *L1CK5* 41SH1 WHY D0 Y0U T45T3 L1K3 BL00D? >:?"

Vriska is Osoro. doesn’t care about the rules, tries way too much, likes to wear jackets, will kill you if you attack her. Student council can’t do shit about her  “Soooooooo Student Council President, what are you w8ting for to give me detention” “ S3RK3TV YOU NEVER GO TO DETENTION >:|” “::::D”

Equius is a member of the student council. He likes the president’s policy on STRONG discipline but hates that they can do nothing about the delinquents

Gamzee. Tried to be a delinquent but his pompadour wouldn’t hold up. tried to join the occult club but rose’s cat starting hissing when he entered the room. Then rose started hissing. tried to join the art club but would creep other members out and got kicked out on decision of student council. Current member of the cooking club. “how do you pass your exams you never go to class” “MoThErFuCkInG MiRaClEs BrOtHeR”

Eridan is a member of the student council. always pushes to expell or kill the delinquents or even underachieving students. has a crush on the entire school. Perfect for matchmaking

Feferi is mai Waifu but is a social butterfly instead of a loner. Is -EXCIT-ED about her glub club although it’s not an official one. is really popular in the school. strong opponent to bullies

Jane is the leader of the baking club. Pretty popular but unlucky when it comes to love. accepted gamzee and already regrets it. Useless BisexualTM

Dirk is a member of the science club. Helps cleaning the explosion. The rest of the club is entirely composed of his robots

Roxy is a member of the gaming club. She competes with sollux on coding. She sometimes helps the science club. Sneaks alcohol into school that somehow flies under the student council’s radars.

Jake is Budo. He is hyped about self defense and heroism but he needs to chill out and work on his agressive recruitment methods. trains to beat the science club members aka robots and Dirk. And jade sometimes throws inventions at him. Which explodes. The school staff is very tired of their “light spirited strifes between chaps”.’’

Damara is ghost girl. She knows her murderer’s descendant is in the school and she is revengefull. There will be blood

Rufioh is Asu Rito. he likes to enlist his friend into the sports club. As the club’s leader he’s very popular and he knows it

Mituna is a delinquant. 2cool4school. He needs helps with his pompadour in the morning which he will immediatly ruin with his helmet but he’s cool so they don’t kick him out of the club. Also latula would kick their ass and Vriska thinks he’s fun

Kankri is a member of the student council. Uses his whistle in the library when students are too loud. gets kicked out of the library for whistling. Strongly opposes bullying but his constant remprimands on socialy unadapted student can sometime appear as similar. also tends to encourage self-loathing instead of actual recovery. “Th9ugh I d9 enc9urage dial9gue instead 9f vi9lent means, have y9u c9nsidered that entering a therapist’s waiting r99m with scarificati9n marks c9uld be triggering t9 the 9ther patients ?” “OMG K4NKR1 NO SHUT UP D:<  !! K1D YOU GO S33 4 TH3R4P1ST. 4ND NOY TH3 SCHOOL ON3 SH3′S 4LW4YS DRUNK.”

Meulin tried to enter the occult club but rose said she didn’t have The Call though she may have hidden motives. pretty popular since she’s sweet and with an upbeat personnality though few people in the school know sign language. having Terezi give her the school tour when she arrived did not seem like a good idea. it wasn’t

Porrim is the leader of the drama club. “you can’t play hamlet, you’re a girl and you have piercing and tatoos.” “The fact that yo+u think that shakespeare wo+uld disapro+ve of piercing and tato+o+s is but the pro+o+f that yo+u understand no+thing o+f Shakespeare. As fo+r being a girl, if yo+u can’t play a man, what cho+ice do+ I have but to+ play it myself ?”  “Kurlo+z my dear these stiching are dreadfully made go+ see kanaya she’s work something o+ut”

Latula final member of the gaming club and and delinquent. actualy aims to being a professional player. Comes to class on skateboard. Mituna’s girlfriend.

Aranea is Kokoro. She acts really sweet and helpful but knows all the gossips and talks behind the back of everyone. meenah trusts her. She probably shouldn’t

Horrus is a former member fo the science club which he left for the sports club when Rufioh became the leader. is very insecure about himself and his choices, kinda miss the science club but trusts Rufioh.

Kurloz is a member of the occult club. obsessed with demon summoning. Would probably be bullied if he didn’t scared the shit out of everyone. Rose constantly keep him in check and refuses that his girlfriend joins the club. Meulin’s boylfriend

Cronus is Spiky. Great Master of The PompadourTM. Tries too much. Pretends he smokes. His big brother actually kills people. Was the delinquants’ leader before Vriska arrived “Back off doll this ain’t a place for a chick like you. Unless, you came to see m- OWV STOP PLEASE THIS HURT” “::::D”

Meenah is Musume. Loanshark’s daughter, mean, filthy rich, doesn’t like to do boring stuff and has her yes on senpai to kill him.

Pop is the headmaster and instead of a tazer he uses pranks 

Mom is the teachers. all of them. and the nurse. and the psychiatrist. at least she’s not the lunchlady. probably not.

Bro is ayano. He is a creep. And a dick. And an abuser. and a dick. annoyedlord would like me to let you know that Bro is also a dick

Grandpa is the sport teacher. he uses tigers and cheetas to make his sudents run faster

dad is the policemen. All of them. The entire policeforce of the town is dad. at least he’s not the lunchlady. probably not

nana is the detective. she’s probably the tunchlady

Lil Cal is Ryoba

[69ywivez]

finally finished this months and months after starting it. 

[69ywivez]

Jesterkat baybeeeeee

[69ywivez]

so this is what ive been up to

[69ywivez]

CF: DAD CAN YOU GO TO THE STORE AND GET EGGS CR: i w9uld, 6ut im 69und t9 this hive and cant get 6ey9nd the p9rch?  CF: *FUCK*, SORRY DAD

[69ywivez]

(5/5? the numbers just keep going.)

you move your hand up to your mouth and tear the stitches out yourself. it doesnt really hurt after everything else youve delt with today, but the two sets of stitch marks are kinda bleeding. you thunk rather aggressively into the room hal is in, and ask him if there are any painkillers you can take. he tells you that yes there are, and that you should follow him. hal wanders to the kitchen, specifically the medicine cabinet. He grabs a few types, organizes them in strength, and presents them to you, telling you to pick your poison. you hold your hand over your bottom lip to hold in the blood, and consider the options youve been given. you are actually a responsible troll when you take pills, and read the fucking use instructions . you pick one on the stronger side after checking to make sure you arent being stupid with this pick. youre probably going to need it. sets the rest back in the cabinet, getting you a glass of water. hal hands you the water when you take a painkiller, and you gladly accept. hal heads to the couch, and flicks on the tv. you ask him if its cool for you to chill out on the couch, and he approves this motion, and asks you if you have any suggestions. you flop on the couch, and tell him its been a while since you bothered with television. he says its the same with him. you suggest just watching whatever and switching it if its bad. he says that sounds good, and flicks to a documentary about juggalos. bad timing for something like this. hal looks over at you, wondering about your expression. He decides to change the channel. you look over at hal and just nod. you actually really appreciate the fact this guy can read you so well. the stitches have mostly scabbed, so you let yourself move your hand. hal looks at Calliope and immediately brightened up. He shifted his focus from the TV to welcome her, and you follow suit. hal asks how shes doing, and calliope says shes doing rather spiffy, and directs the question back to hal and you. he says hes doing “mighty fine” and invites calliope to join you, and she does. you remark that you have had a terrible shitfuck of a day, but youre glad theyre doing well. he pats you on the shoulder, and asks if watching die hard is alright. you take a second to appreciate hal's pat. its nice after,, everything. you say that youve never seen this movie, but it sounds alright. hal holds out his fist to either side, expecting fist bumps all around, and waits in anticipation. calliope is confused, but participates. you intently watch the movie. its kinda trashy, just the way you like it. you give hal a fist bump. grins in pure ecstasy. Nothin' like a few fist bumps. you smile and melt further into the couch. you like this guy. he'll make good company druirng your stay here, you think. hal crosses his arms, slouching and drifting towards Callie for comfort. you lean on the couch's arm. you whisper that this movie is terrible, and you love it. hal turns down the volume when calliope drifts to sleep.

[69ywivez]

(1/4)

your legs carry you through the damp grass towards a large hive. you arent really sure why youre walking towards it or how you got here, but that is how its been with most things for a while now. youre kinda used to it. the sun is rising though, so you will your legs to move faster in hopes your body actually listens this time. you actually do move faster! its a miracle. you head to the door and bang on it with both hands. meenah opens the door for you, looking confused. you realize youre still wearing the shiny sliver jester uniform kurloz gave you, and that you probably look really stupid with those little bells on your hat. you step as lightly as you can, but the bells on your hat jingle along with you anyway. you close the door then follow meenah. you spend a few minutes in the kitchen speaking with your new roomates before everyone wanders off to do their own thing. you have an urge to wash off and change your clothes. you remember meenah mentioning getting you something new to wear, and also mentioning another you. perhaps he has something less idiotic you can change into. you head 2 flights up the stairs, take a left, and open the last door in the hall, somehow gathering thats where you'll find other you. you wander inside, and step careful to make as little sound as possible due to the sleeping figure(s) you saw when you walked in. you find the closet and take a change of regular clothes, shaking off the dust and capchalouging them. you are about to step over to turn off the shower when you slip, falling face first, scraping your hands and face on the tile when you fall face first, scraping your hands and face on the tile. you sputter at the sight of your candy red blood on the floor, and drag yourself up with your hands. you wince a little and quickly dry yourself off with a towel. you change into your uniform again and think of what to do. you decide to open the bathroom door and head downstairs .

[69ywivez]

CF, to CR: I CANT KEEP HIDING YOU FROM THE FUCKING DRONES EVERY TIME YOU DECIDE YOU WANT TO KILL A CLOWN!

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CF: LIL K WANTS ME TO TELL YOU ALL THAT OUR DEAR LITTLE FAMILY IS NOW OPEN FOR ASKS CF: I DONT KNOW WHY HE DOESNT JUST DO IT HIMSELF BUT CF: HERE I AM?

[69ywivez]

(4/5)

your hands grab a needle and thread from the drawer. you already know what is going to happen, so you just close your eyes and wait for it to be over with. this needle hurts a lot more than the first one. your legs move you out of the room and towards the stairwell. you hate this so much. you hear someone down there and hope they have the brain to run. they question who is honking, and your body replies for you. Gamzee narrows his eyes even further. He stares at you, and Instinctively he summons his clubs. you look at this gamzee, actually really hoping he kicks your ass. your body gets ready to fight him. he questions who you are, and your mouth says “im the jester”. Gamzee grinned wickedly, eyes reddening with pure unadulterated anger. He clutched his clubs tighter as he growls, but you wouldnt know, your vision is too purple to see much of anything. your body leaps forward, clubs drawn above your stupid hat. Gamzee moved swiftly, ducking under the swung clubs you swung, moving to slam his own clubs against your back. you feel a throbbing pain in your back, and start crying again. your body turns around and swings for gamzee's leg. Gamzee moves his leg up and out of the way before slamming down on your body for an ax-kick. whatever just happened hurt like all all hell. you sob harder, and the jester seems to have trouble seeing through your tears, and has to drop one of its pins to wipe the tears away. you feel helpful for once. Meenah twirls around you and places her trident against his neck, and pressed. She glares at you, snarling. she tells jester to get the hell out of your body, and it responds by telling her any damage she does will only hurt you. she questions it by one of its other names, asking why it picked you. it simply replies that you where easy. Meenah looks exasperated, then hardens her glare on you. she tells jester that this is stupid, and that it should let up on you. jester confirms this is stupid, but says he wont be leaving of its own volition. Meenah sighed and pushed you to roll him around to face her, then lunged in with a punch to the face. Enough was enough, then she snarled. considering jester is distracted, you test to see if you can do anything by trying to drop the pin, witch works. the jester and meenah continue their conversation,  and you wonder how the jester is talking, because your lips are sewn shut? and then you have an idea. you think to meenah, asking her to punch you in the face. she responds as if she can hear your voice, saying that she already did that and it didnt work. you think to her again, telling her to take the pin you dropped and swing it at your face. she heeds your command without verbally acknowledging it, probably as not to tip off jester.  jester asks meenah who shes talking to, and she lies, saying she wasnt talking to anyone. you think to meenah telling her its not the fucking time to answer that asshole’s questions, and frankly youre pretty damn sure it never was. she tells you to shut up, and clocks the jester with the pin while growling. the purple light of your eyes dulls a little. thank the fucking gods. your little,, whatever the fuck it is traps calliope upstairs. you think to meenah and tell her to do that again,  she does you the favour of doing what you asked. youre very close to having no more clowny mind bullshit. just one more smack should do the trick, and you do the honours. Meenah winces, and asks you if youre done here. that hurt, but was so damn worth it. banish your demons by having a punching the shit out of you. the only downside to being free of jester is that you cant do that mind talk thing anymore. she asks again if we’re all good to go. you toss the jester hat down in disapproval, and meenah loosens up. you turn and nod at meenah. you still cant talk yet, but youll deal with that in a moment. she thanks cod then leaves the room.

[69ywivez]

(3/4)

you get up and run after roxy. you hope to go she understands something is amiss. she looks over her shoulder to spot you bolting in, and asks you if something is wrong. you wave your hands frantically, and point at your mouth; making as much sound as you can. roxy is sitting on a bench, and motions for you to join her. you try to move your hands to pull the stitches out, but all it does is make them bleed. you give up and sit next to roxy, who holds your face and gently cuts you free. you take a deep breath, then thank her for freeing you. she asks you how this happened, and you are sent into a flurried explanation, stopped only by her patting your cheek. you really appreciate her being here right now. you ask if you can avoid the main room for a bit, because the place is freaking you out. she hums. you relax a little bit and take off your stupid jester hat. why did you even put this back on? you arent sure. unbeknownst to you, nepeta is downstairs, wondering who the traitor of the next game will be. but little does anyone know, there will be no traitor. only someone acting without their own permission. you pinch a thread between your painted nails, and carefully pull on it, taking it out. you hold the stained red cord in your hand when your vision starts to go purple again. your body forces you up despite your protests, and picks up the jester hat, putting it back on. roxy heads downstairs and greets nepeta. you struggle to resist as your body carries you down the stairs. you catch a glimpse of the bathroom you fell down in, and in the mirror there are two blank purple eyes look back at you from your own body, yet they are so alien to you. your body trudges you to a room and opens the door. its covered in skeletal and clown themed stuff, with lots of sewing stuff and juggling pins strewn about. its making you uncomfortable as all hell being in here. your body honks repetitively, witch gamzee picks up on. your hands move to scratch out the words, "i will not be as gentle this time, jester" in lowercase. you honk again.

[69ywivez]

(2/4)

you apologize to roxy, your hostess, for getting blood on the bathroom floor, and also inquire about where you could get something to bandage yourself with. hal, who was sitting on the floor next to roxy, says you should maybe check in the kitchen. he also says he needs help getting up, so you oblige and help him up with your right hand. after helping him up you feel something cold and sticky on your face, and palm at the spot, then draw back and look your hand. its smattered with cold, candy red fluid. you really need to clean yourself up before you stain your clothes. roxy leaves, and you heed hal's suggestion of looking in the kitchen, and rifle through the cupboards only to turn out empty handed. you glance towards the blanket pile and move to that room instead. you look around and spot a box with a little red plus symbol on it. this is what you where looking for. you unhinge the top and swing it open, sorting through various things till you find some wound cleaner, cotton balls, and bandages. you get to work and dampen the cotton with the cleaner, then rub the first one on the left half of your face. it stings, but you gotta do it. you bandage it the move on to your left hand with another cotton ball, and repeat what you did to your face, then switch hands and do it over again, significantly sloppier than the work with your right hand. you move to put the stuff back in the box, but your vision goes purple and your hands start to move against your will. they grab a sewing needle, medical thread, scissors, and medical grade hydrogen peroxide. you try to call for roxy, knowing shes nearby, but all that comes out are honks. you try with all your will to stop your hands, but they just pick up the needle and wipe it with the hydrogen peroxide, thread it with a double fold, tie a neat knot, then move to your mouth. you close your eyes. you feel a pinprick pain as your hands move to sew your mouth shut, starting on the left half, and the waterworks start flowing, lighter red dribbling down your face and onto the hardwood floor. your hands tie a knot on the right side of your mouth, and snip the end of the thread off, then put everything back. the purple in your vision fades a little, and you seemingly regain control of your body.