#CBD Store near you

[misunderstandings-georg]

I have been given a mission from God.

[freak-accident419]

Double Derek

Derek Danforth x GN!Reader

Summary: You spend time with your boyfriend, Derek, before he would leave for a week-long business trip away from home. As a joke, you propose that you should purchase a ‘Clone a Willy’ kit, in case you miss him during his absence. But Derek wasn’t truly against the idea.

Word Count: 4.3k

Content: 18+ smut, MDNI, gender-neutral reader, mentions of sex toys (they’re literally making one), raunchiness, slightly OOC Derek, too many damn time skips, more plot than porn, the silliness is more prominent in the beginning but not so much the smut, penetration (unspecified genitals for reader)

(A/n: thankyou thankyou so much to @g0ry0re0 for proofreading, you are literally a lifesaver ilysm. thank you for everyone’s support and anticipation for this fic, you all keep me going ❤️ enjoy!!)

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“Uhh… ‘CBD-infused intimate oil,’” Derek reads off the box in a curious mutter, turning it around to examine the product and its written features. Then he looked at you with a knowing grin. “Yeah?”

“Yeah,” you nodded in agreement, chuckling under your breath as you watched the imminent purchase remain inside of your boyfriend’s grasp.

You and Derek, since being in a relationship of nearly three years, had always found several ways to spice things up in your sex life. The two of you experimented with almost everything in the book, be it edging, near exhibitionism, toys, food play, etc. And of course, while romantic relationships overall meant way more than just the sex, your sex life with him was just too incredible to ignore. Jesus, you could go on and on for days about how amazing the sex was.

Therefore, it wasn’t unusual at all to find the two of you inside of an adult store. Sure, you mostly bought your things online, but since you two were already out and the shop was nearby, you figured it wouldn’t hurt to go in. Plus, the other times you went to the in-person stores were quite beneficial; you were able to see certain sizings of different products and got the necessary and helpful advice from the clerks there.

You and Derek had continued to browse through the raunchy products as you walked down each aisle together. And while the two of you were almost in your thirties, absolutely nothing could deter you two from giggling at some of the ridiculous things sold there. This time, however, you suddenly stopped in your tracks and opened your mouth in complete awe once your eyes had laid upon it.

“Holy fucking shit!” You blurted as you instantly grabbed the tube-shaped box from the shelf in front of you:

‘(GLOW IN THE DARK) CLONE-A-WILLY: THE IN-HOME PENIS MOLDING KIT

MAKE A VIBRATING SILICONE REPLICA OF ANY PENIS (EASY TO MAKE)’

“Is this actually—?” Derek nearly snatches it from you with a fascinated scoff, reading over the description on the packaging. “What the fuck? Do—do people actually do this?”

“Of course they do, I see them, like, everywhere!” You cackled, trying to steal back the box from his grasp. It wasn’t the first time you’ve ever seen it, but it does surprise you every damn time that you do.

“Okay, okay, so… So if I’m getting this right, you could basically make an entire fuckin’ dildo at home… by molding somebody else’s or your own dick?” He raises an eyebrow incredulously.

“Yeah, pretty much,” you wheeze, nodding at him until your smile grew wider in sudden realization. “Shit, baby, you’d take ‘go fuck yourself’s to a whole new level!”

“What the hell, Y/n?” He chuckled, trying not to burst out into any more insufferable laughter, “okay, first of all, who would—Why the fuck would I want to use a replica of my own fucking dick on myself? Like, if anything, it’s you who should be taking it.”

“Hey, you can’t just say that!” You hissed playfully, still smiling from the entire situation you found yourselves in. Suddenly, however, your eyes widened insightfully from an absurd epiphany you just had.

“Wait,” you began. “I mean… You do have a point, considering that your trip is coming up already… Holy shit, imagine that! While you’re going to be gone for a whole fuckin’ week, I could always use this weird clone shit on myself whenever I’m horny! Hell, it’s perfect since you’ve been going to so many business trips lately!” You joked exuberantly before letting out a delighted sigh. “Jesus, baby, this is so ridiculous…”

Chuckling to yourself, you placed the box back on the shelf, prompting a perplexed gaze from Derek—or rather, as he stared at it, a gaze of deep contemplation. You recognized this damn shit-faced look of his. After all, you’ve known him for years.

“Derek—” you began skeptically.

“Hold on, I’m thinking,” he interjects with a thoughtful finger to his chin before a sudden and mischievous smirk appears at his lips. “You know, that actually isn’t a bad idea.”

Completely dumbfounded and taken aback, you raised a suspecting eyebrow. “Wait. You’re not actually considering… I mean, I was just joking around earlier, I wasn’t actually being serious—”

“I know, but think about it, babe! I mean, hell, you even said it yourself! Every time you feel… needy while I’m out, especially on my long business trips, you could always, well… you know,” he grinned darkly, glancing toward the ridiculous sex toy, “and if you want, I could even call you while you—”

“Shush!” You hissed with a slight laugh. “Holy fuck, you’re actually turned on by this freaky shit, aren’t you?!” It was actually quite hypocritical of you to call him out like that, as you tried to push your own feelings of arousal to the side. “I mean, I’d be down, but… Are you actually being for real right now?”

He scoffs at your remarks, crossing his arms. “Yeah, I mean… I’d be lying if I said that the thought of you being that desperate for my cock wouldn’t turn me on.”

“Really? You’re kidding.” You gasp in utter disbelief. Frankly, you never would’ve expected Derek to be into this kind of stuff, even knowing firsthand that he could be pretty extreme. It was most likely the fact that it was a ‘penis molding kit’ that caught you off guard when your boyfriend genuinely considered it. “You’re actually—Because like, while I was joking, you know, I actually still wanted to get it, but I didn’t know if you were down, or—”

“Babe, this might be the weirdest yet sexiest fuckin’ thing I’ve ever thought of us doing. Of course I’m down.”

***

After bringing home the very ‘unique’ product the two of you purchased from the adult store, you and Derek had set up in the spacious kitchen of his (which was technically yours too, since you practically lived with him now). With all of your necessary supplies laid out on the counter as well as the kit’s included materials, you made it to the fifth step together. The counter’s surface was crowded with measuring cups, bowls, and the other required items as Derek’s lower half had been completely naked to prepare for the molding process. He was actually already jerking off vacantly, a cock ring against the base of his dick to keep him as hard as he could be for the mold.

“Oh my god, I can’t stop thinking about that,” you chuckle as you began to stir the mix of water with the kit’s included molding powder. “That was so fucking hilarious!”

“You’d think that—” Derek scoffs in amusement, practically interrupting himself. “When the cashier said I looked familiar, you’d think that she would’ve mentioned Danforth Enterprises or, hell, even my mom, right? But she thought—she fucking said—”

“Robby Apples!” You nearly cackle, continuing to mix the bowl’s contents after setting a timer for a minute, “She thought you were a fuckin’ porn star!”

“I—” he scoffs with a wide, amused grin on his lips, “Personally? I don’t see it. I don’t think we look alike, like, at all.”

“Right, right,” you chuckle softly, “but it’s the hair. It’s the hair, baby! The curls and stupid frosted tips, I bet that’s why she assumed that!”

“I mean, yeah, but Y/n… I’m way more famous than him. Like, I’m literally CEO of my company—hell, my mother is the President of the United fucking States! Like, how the hell do you mistake me for someone else?! Let alone a fucking porn star!” Derek huffs playfully, surprisingly not too offended by the mix-up. Usually his ego would be heavily bruised whenever someone didn’t recognize him immediately, but he was having way too much fun with you to even be serious about it. And you loved it.

“But, like…” you began with a slight smile, “to be fair, babe, she works at that sex shop. Her mind must be porn over politics.”

“Hey, just because she works at a sex shop doesn’t mean she’s a porn addict.” Derek then raises an eyebrow as he attempts to call you out, “Now that’s just assuming, isn’t it?”

You scowled, yet a small smirk still creeped upon your lips. “You’re talking to me about assuming? You’re—You say that as if you’re not the most judgmental asshole in the fucking world.”

“Ugh, fair point,” Derek shrugged in acceptance and self-awareness, not even bothering to argue because he knew you were right. Then, he paused thoughtfully. “That is a great slogan, though.”

“What, about assumptions?”

“No, ‘porn over politics.’”

“Oh, yes,” you nod with a hint of sarcasm, “The epitome of Derek Danforth.”

“Uh, no,” he scoffs quickly, “money and superiority is the epitome of Derek Danforth.”

You paused with a grimace on your face. “You did not just refer to yourself in the third person.”

“Wh—You do it all the time!” He exclaims.

“Uh, yeah,” you scoff, “ironically!”

Somehow, you didn’t notice until now that Derek was holding his phone in his hand, looking at the screen as he continued to stroke himself to sustain his erection. “Hey, what are you looking at, by the way?”

His eyes went up to you with an innocent, neutral expression. “Uhhh, your nudes.”

“You’re fucking kidding,” you chuckle.

“Uh, no,” he says, turning his phone around in an attempt to show you. “I’m literally going through them right now—”

“No, ew, don’t show me!” You laugh from embarrassment as you looked down at the mixing bowl you stirred, covering the peripheral view with your hand. As sexy as they were to Derek and to you during the time you were taking them, you really couldn’t take them seriously afterwards.

“Oh, don’t tell me you’re embarrassed, babe,” he teases knowingly, making you roll your eyes. “You look so hot in them.”

“Dude—Of course I’m fucking embarrassed!” You reasoned, “I thought it was hot until the post-nut fuckin’ clarity kicked in!”

Suddenly, the timer went off as the two of you laughed softly at your last comment. You were then prompted to instantly focus as you turned off the blaring alarm and grabbed the tube closer to yourself on the counter.

“You fully hard, baby?” You ask casually, beginning to pour the white mixture inside of the tube.

“Yup,” he nodded simply, watching you prepare for the molding process.

After you finished pouring in all of the thick molding substance, you grabbed the tube and walked closer to your boyfriend. “Okay, so we’re just molding your dick now, for like, two… two minutes, I think? And you’re just gonna have to stay hard like that and don’t move too much,” you giggle, “I have to act fast, though, because there’s a reason why the water had to be ninety degrees, alright?”

“Alright,” Derek chuckles, “go ahead, babe.”

After setting up a two minute timer on your phone, you slowly placed the tube full of the ‘molding gel’ over his dick, making some of the white, thick substance drip out onto the floor. The two of you already began to cackle, Derek groaning in slight disgust from the weird feeling that the texture of the paste gave him around his cock.

“This is really fuckin’ messy,” he raises an eyebrow as he watches the leftover mixture spill onto the smooth, quartz tiles of the kitchen floor. “And it feels really… really weird around my dick,” Derek laughs softly.

“Well, we were warned about the mess but… damn, I didn’t know it’d be this crazy,” you chuckle, holding the tube in place, allowing you to stand close to Derek’s naked body. “Also, I know what you’re thinking—You’re not allowed to make a joke about how the molding gel resembles your fucking jizz.” Derek frowns immediately as you giggle at his reaction.

Rolling your eyes, you lean in closer to your lover, placing some soft kisses on his bare shoulder and collarbone. You always believed that Derek’s body was so beautiful, and you couldn’t help but show him how much you loved it all the time. “I’m gonna miss you, you know that?” You mumble with your lips pressed against the warm skin of his shoulder.

“Me too, baby,” he sighs softly, “but I’ll be back before you know it, alright?”

“I’m gonna fuck myself so fucking hard with this weird ass thing when you’re gone.”

“Sorry,” you mumble afterwards, realizing what you had blurted caused Derek to become speechless.

Your filthy words had been delivered so bluntly and casually, gaining a low groan from Derek’s throat. “Fuck. You can’t just—Baby, please tell me you’ll get me off after we do this because, fuck, I’ve been so hard for so fucking long and you’re already making things worse with that kind of talk,” he complains, nearly pleading.

“Jeez, I said I was sorry...” Chuckling, you bury your face in his neck affectionately. “Don’t worry, babe, we have so much time after this. You can fuck me as hard as you want.”

“Fuck…” he moaned at the visual you gave him with your words.

Resting your lips contently in the crook of his neck, you let out a small snicker afterwards. “Dude, I can’t get that stupid fucking meme out of my head…”

“What meme?” Derek asked curiously, no longer focusing solely on his arousal he had for you.

“The fuckin’—Your mom, the Jessica Danforth one that they would—”

“Oh, my god,” he scoffs lightly with a smile, amused by recollection of a popular, new internet meme they made of the US President. “But that one is so fucking stupid.”

“Nuh-uh, it’s iconic because your mom is iconic,” you retort playfully, “and those ‘stupid’ memes ended up being genuine, effective marketing strategies towards her campaign.”

Honestly, it was kind of adorable to Derek that you thought that lousy, new generation memes of her was what mainly helped his mother’s campaign. It was less adorable, however, that it wasn’t really the case. If only you knew…

You leaned in, briefly connecting your soft lips with his, appreciating the intimacy of your closeness that this position bestowed upon the two of you. Your kiss had pushed his underlying guilt aside for now, melting in the short moment of sweetness.

“Hey, when can I get this thing off of me?” He asks suddenly once your lips had parted from each other.

You pursed your lips curiously. “Uhh, well, is it hard yet?”

“Baby, my dick has been hard the entire time for this, you know that.”

“No, I meant—” you giggled breathlessly, “I meant the molding gel, has it hardened yet?”

“Well, it feels like it, sort of,” he remarked with a shrug.

“Eh, we can just wait for the full two minutes,” you suggested, prompting that you both should wait until the timer ends.

Soon enough, the two of you had gone through the entire procedure. You removed the tube from Derek’s cock, placing it on the counter as you mixed the silicone packets together to pour that mixture into the mold. Then, you placed the included vibrator inside the tube through the hole of a cardboard cover that rested on the top of the rim to keep it from sinking completely down into the mold.

“We are… done,” you laugh softly, the two of you looking at the tube filled with liquid silicone, most certainly taking the form of Derek’s dick. “I don’t know what I was expecting, but we are going to have to wait, like, twenty-four hours until we can take it out of the mold.”

“Well, shit. I am actually both fucking terrified and excited to see how it’ll end up looking like,” he shrugs with a slight scoff.

“Your dick, but in a glow-in-the-dark green,” you reply with a simple nod. “So… What now?”

A thoughtful yet mischievous grin appears on Derek’s lips as his eyes trail hungrily over your body.

After eagerly stripping your pants and underwear down, Derek lifted you up on the edge of the kitchen table, lips never leaving yours as he kissed you deeply and passionately. He grabbed onto your thigh, lightly gasping at the rough grip as his other hand slipped under your shirt to feel the soft skin of your back. Derek actually used the hemp oil that you two purchased earlier (alongside the Clone-A-Willy), rubbing it over your sensitive groin, then pleasurably lubricating your entrance. “God, I need you so bad, baby,” he mumbles lustfully, pulling your hips closer to the edge of the counter to line himself up with you.

A soft, yet vocal moan escaped your lips as you feel his rock hard, throbbing cock stretching and pushing through your tight, needy hole. “Fuck, you feel so fucking good,” Derek grunts, eyes half-lidded as he looked at you with lust and admiration. And from this heavenly sensation, you had been reminded that he still had that cock ring on.

You giggled immaturely, “you know, I forgot you even had that o—” He moved both his hands to spread open your thighs, trailing back up to grip your hips as he began to slowly thrust inside of you, making you whine as you placed your hands on his shoulders. “D-Derek—” You choke out a moan as he gradually increases his pace, firmly pushing his hips against yours to get as deep inside of you as he could. His cock was so fucking hard, indisputably caused by the pressure of the ring, but also from how much your sole body turned him on.

The two of your moans echoed in the atmosphere of the kitchen, especially as you wrapped your legs tightly around his back, pushing him in even deeper. “Fuck,” you whined softly, feeling one of his hands trail under the back of your shirt again during each heavy thrust until he finally lifts it off of you, throwing the piece of fabric onto the floor.

Your insides had deliciously gripped Derek’s firm cock so tight, withdrawing a low, prolonged groan from his throat as he then picked up the pace. He pounded deeply into you, head hanging low as he focused on his hard thrusts.

“Shit!” You nearly cry, wrapping your arms around his neck as you started to feel more sensitive. “You’re so fucking hard, hell…”

“Am I usually not?” He teases with a smirk, not ceasing his movements anytime soon.

“Ugh, you know what I mean,” you panted breathlessly. “The fucking cock ring’s, like, making you even harder than you ever been. I can’t believe this only, like, the second time we’ve ever used it.”

“Are you implying that we should use it more?” He raises an eyebrow.

“Hell, yeah,” you replied with a satisfied moan.

“Fuck, baby,” Derek groans, hiding his face in your neck, briefly nipping at your flesh. “Fucking love how tight you feel around my fucking cock.”

You moaned at his sultry words, your arms leaving his neck and holding yourself up with your palms flat on the counter behind you, attempting to grind against his movements. “Fuuuck,” you mumble as your palms shifted behind you, nudging and almost knocking down the Clone-A-Willy tube that was still filled with un-solidified silicone. “Oh, shit!” Gasping in a short panic, you held it steady before it could fall and moved it away to the side.

“Jesus, babe, you almost spilled over my dick,” he scoffs with a chuckle, his thrusts slightly sloppy from this distraction.

“Oh, I’ll spill something over your dick, babe,” you joked swiftly with a playful smirk.

“Oh my god, you’re fucking terrible,” he groaned as a mere, amused smile formed at his lips.

“Shut up, I’m not the one who got mistaken for a porn star,” you retorted, flashing a teasing grin.

“God, never fucking bring that up again,” Derek huffs, rolling his eyes.

“Oh, I will, baby, I will so use it against you,” you claim humorously.

Suddenly, he lifts you up by your ass, away from the counter as he was still pressed deeply inside of you. Holding you up against him in the center of the kitchen floor, he thrusted up inside of you, creating a strong wave of pleasure throughout your entire being.

“Fuck!” You cried as his fingernails dig into the skin of your ass, pushing his cock in and out of your sensitive hole. “Jesus fuckin’ Christ, babe, you might not be a porn star, but you sure as hell fuck like one, shit…” The harsh sounds of flesh slapping against flesh echoed lewdly in the kitchen as he continued holding you up, and even guiding and pushing your hips skillfully against his.

Finally, he brought the two of you over on a chair, sitting down against it as you were positioned on top, his dick completely inside of you. “Ride me, baby,” he mutters, cupping your face gently, yet pulling you in urgently for a deep, wet kiss, shoving his tongue through your lips.

Breaking the kiss, Derek’s hands explored and caressed the warm, smooth skin of your body, muttering lustful praises to you. This prompted you to begin moving, placing your hands on his shoulders as your hips would gently grind against his. “Mmm,” you hum softly in pleasure before your head is thrown back the moment you increase your pace.

You let your knees assist you in bouncing on his thick cock, feeling his arms being wrapped around your back tightly to bring you in closely and intimately. “Fuck, baby…” Derek huffs, attempting to move his hips up with yours.

This position was short-lived, however, because of Derek’s urgency to fuck you fast and properly, lifting you back up once again. He made out with you as he held you, kissing your lips roughly and hotly while we stumbled towards the living room to finally throw you down on the couch.

He immediately grabbed your legs, lifting them up to place your ankles over his shoulders, nipping softly at your legs in admiration before thrusting back in.

“Fuck!” He groans, moving his hips at a much rougher and faster rate, practically pounding into you with both lust and love.

“Shit, Derek!” You whimper, feeling his cock slide in and out of you so fluidly, stretching and caressing your sensitive walls. From all the buildup of the previous positions, you felt so close already. “Fuck, baby. I—I’m gonna cum—”

“Just—fuck—hold on a little longer, baby,” he mutters, ramming his dick inside of you without faltering, focusing on driving the both of you to the very edge.

“Baby…” You whined desperately, looking up at him as you felt yourself begin to clench around him. And that really did it for him.

“Fuuuck,” Derek moaned, his movements against you beginning to stagger, “Cum for me, baby, c’mon.”

A loud, whiny moan escaped your lips as your back arched up against him, tensing up as you finally released. Your tight, fleshy walls around Derek prompted him to come right after, spilling his warm, white semen deep inside of you, muttering a few curse words before collapsing on top of you.

The both of you panted heavily, struggling to catch your breaths as you felt each other’s sweaty, naked body against one another’s. You chuckle breathlessly, feeling so content from the overwhelming ecstasy that your orgasm bestowed upon yourself.

“So good,” Derek whispered, kissing your lips in a sloppy, lazy manner, “you did so good for me, sweetheart.”

***

“What in… the actual fuck.”

The next day, after it had been exactly 24 hours since you’ve poured in the silicone inside of the mold, you and Derek took it out, revealing his glow-in-the-dark, cloned dick.

The two of you looked down at the new dildo, then looked at each other before cackling loudly and heartily, your laughs echoing in the kitchen where you had done the reveal.

“Oh, my god, it looks—it looks exactly fucking like it, babe!” You exclaim in disbelief, nearly wheezing as you hold the light green, phallic object in your grasp.

“That is,” he began, trying to recover from his previous, hearty laughter, “fucking insane. It’s so uncanny, like… it looks so real.”

“Dude, look at all the detail!” You urged, small snickers escaping your throat, “like even the veins and the fucking—what—frenulum, like… What the hell?!”

“And it’s such a bright ass neon green, holy shit,” Derek chuckled, continuing to examine the silicone.

“Hey, it matches your entire vibe, at least. You know. Green. Money. Ehh?”

The two of you giggled childishly, enjoying the absolute absurdity of this entire situation. “God, only you, Y/n, could get me to do the stupidest fucking things that I would never be willing to do for, like, anybody else,” Derek remarked with a slight smile.

”Hey, you were up for it too,” you scoffed, rolling your eyes, “I was joking about it first, but you were the one who took it seriously!”

“Uh, you were the one who grabbed it first,” retorted Derek.

“And you were the one who took it seriously when I was joking,” you repeated, chuckling softly in amusement.

“I—” But before he could say anything, he realized that you were right. “God fucking dammit.”

***

Tomorrow, Derek would have left for the business trip, the two of you saying your goodbyes before he would disappear into his private jet. And the day after, as your lover stayed at a luxurious hotel, lounging comfortably on the bed, he received a few texts from you during the night:

Y/n: hey

Y/n: it actually does glow in the dark btw

Y/n: [sent an attachment]

Derek’s eyes widened instantly, jaw dropping at the sight of the diabolically lewd image you had just sent him. Including the familiar, bright green item in the frame, of course.

“Holy fu—”

[thesoftboiledegg]

Did you think we were done with the merchandise roundup? Nope--yesterday's post was only the beginning.

Months ago, I ran into a guy at the mall who said that he found his Rick and Morty T-shirt at Burlington Coat Factory. My area doesn't have one, but I was in a different city that had a location and decided to stop by.

That turned out to be a smart decision because I found these items on the racks:

I spotted a couple of nearby head shops on Google Maps, so I dropped by the first one, which was awkwardly placed near an intersection. But the Rick and Morty pipes near the entrance made the effort worthwhile.

When the owner saw me taking pictures, she said I can take photos of anything and share them online. That was a good reaction to have. I've gotten in trouble a couple of times before 😬 One store accused me of sticking something in my purse (it was my phone), and another politely said they don't allow pictures.

But that wasn't the case this time. The owner was delightful and gave me free bottled water and snacks, plus a free $10 item after I bought CBD gummies.

Pickle Rick had his own tray:

Silicone is all the rage.

Head shops always have a few miscellaneous Rick and Morty items. I'm not weed-savvy enough to know how to use these.

Hey look, Bender's getting blasted!

The other head shop in the area had some decent pipes. I LOVE the bee design. Don't know where it came from, but it's becoming a smoke shop staple.

I see that the world hasn't forgotten about the Joker. Zombie Rick and Morty lurk in the back.

A couple of rolling trays. Rick's looking a little short and stocky in that first one.

Pickle Rick also looks different. Maybe this guy is Cucumber Rick.

For the record, smoke shops (and stores in general) have more merchandise that I don't photograph. They just have a lot of overlap, so I try not to share the same items more than once.

Stay fresh, everybody!

[pascallllllll1]

Smoking With Dieter!!

This one’s for my fellow stoners😌 (I’m from Canada and above 18/19+) obviously talks about weed but that’s it, no other warnings I can think of:)

Dieter Bravo x Reader

•First off I’d like to start this off by stating I firmly believe my man would be extremely knowledgeable about everything cannabis related from experience and be one of those “it’s a plant not a drug” people. I don’t necessarily see him being the kind of guy to use a lot of pieces or using different methods to consume CBD daily but I see him owning lots of smoking pieces because they look cool and make dope home decor, also for visitors to use when over.

•basically I see him more as a rip a few green bowls from time to time but preferring joints and blunts or edibles, like Pedro himself seems fond of, because as he’s gotten older smoking from a bong or doing anything like lungs has gotten a lot harsher. I could 100% see him carry around a dab pen and smoke it like anyone else would a nicotine vape. Anything rolled is preferable though, definitely see him being the guy who’d show up to a dispensary just to buy 50+ prerolls.

•this adorable grown ass man would become a giant, giggling, cuddle bear. Super touchy and hyper sexual for sure. His senses are amped to 10.

•if you’ve never smoked before or aren’t into being anything but sober, Dieter would be understanding and respectful. I really don’t see him as a peer pressure type guy, (“that’s fine, more for me!”) if weeds not your thing that’s totally cool and he’d probably cut back on how much he’d smoke around you hoping it wasn’t making you uncomfortable!

•but if you do smoke! Dieter is 100% that friend that’s constantly calling you over to smoke and hangout. He always has prerolls in that old green robe that’s damn near fused to his body at this point. He’s that friend that always seshes you up if you’re out and complains if you don’t pack huge bowls with their weed.

•Owns the BEST walk in snack pantry (room) you’ve ever witnessed. A god damn store. You name it he has it. Always ends up ordering food after the second joint because he’s too lazy to cook and whines about how he’s starvinnnnggggg.

[thepoisonroom]

i'm visiting my parents so i didn't want to get high but i was like maybe i will get a cbd bath bomb at the weird star wars-themed cbd store near them since my apartment has a very shallow bath and it might be nice and appropriate for weed day. but i went in and picked out my scent and when i went to the counter the lady was like "oh! that's 1000mg of cbd, are you sure you can handle that?" and i didn't want to be rude and say "cbd doesn't do anything........" so i just said "oh haha how silly of me!" and picked out a b-tier scent 😔

[gaynfl]

hello there, this may be misdirected but i figured i'd throw it out there if you are able to answer it. i recently moved to a state where weed is legal (yay!) and i have wanted to go in to a dispensary to buy something but i have zero idea of the different strains and what i ultimately want out of my high :/ i just get overwhelmed with all of the different options/ names. if you don't mind me asking, what do you usually use? and is it more of a body or mind high? any tips would be greatly appreciated !!

okay so this might get a little long so i apologize in advance but! love to be helpful here

so there's three main types of weed sold in stores - indica and sativa and hybrids. before you go to the store you need to think about how each of those would affect you. from my personal experience, as someone with anxiety and major depression, i've found hybrids are the best for me. but i'll explain why a bit here (but please remember this isn't definitive because everyone reacts differently BUT this is like, basic info)

so indica is more of a wind down strain. if you get something for sleep, it's usually indica. it can help relieve stress and physical ailments. sativa is more of a mental high, supposed to uplift mood and energy. it can help with depression and adhd and such. hybrids take the best of both but can take away the paranoia/hallucinations of sativa and decrease the heavy tiredness of indica.

so when i say you need to understand how it could affect you, you need to think about your own mental health stuff. if you ever experience paranoia or have had hallucinations, you might not want to take sativa OR indica. if you're already tired all the time, you might not want to touch indica. but it's truly a guessing game most of the time.

for the most part, everyone i know with mental health issues take hybrids and do okay. so if you want to buy an edible that's a hybrid, i think that would be a good place to start.

NOW. i don't know what state you're in but the names of brands and such change by area. for instance, Wyld is one of my favorite brands and it JUST got it's approval to be sold in Maryland. I had previously only been able to get it in Michigan. so you would need to maybe look up a dispensary near you and go through the different brand names they have on their website (what I did with my local shop).

A few ones I KNOW are good for first timers are Camino gummies. They have lower dosage and sometimes have THC/CBD gummies that can lessen any of the weird side effects of weed. they come in little tins and fun flavors usually. I've bought them in California and Michigan so hopefully they have them where you are!

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now lastly - if you go into a dispensary and tell the person you're new to the area and it's your first time, they're usually super helpful. no one i've met selling to me at a shop has tried to give me a bad high. i have straight out told them that i hallucinate and need a hybrid and they'll go grab all of the hybrid gummies they have. so if you go in and say it's your first time and you want to try something, they'll help you figure it out.

of the brands i've used - i love the Kiva Camino's and Wyld. I've also used HI-Color and had a good high. i smoke too but i wouldn't recommend that for someone new as it's harder to control the dosage!

if you have any other questions, let me know!

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hiiii, I am travelling to Singapore for the Grand Prix this year and was wondering if you had any recs of things I should do while I’m there? 🩷

helloooooo omg how fun!! I love the Singapore GP it's really fun and it's such an accessible circuit. Tbh I'm the worst person to ask because a) i love niche boring stuff b) the only things my friends and I do in Singapore is eat and hang out because that IS the national past time but let me see hmmmm

I'll just recommend some stuff that's not like. Gardens by the Bay. Sentosa. Universal Studios. The Zoo. All VERY nice places tbh and highly recommend but these are just some tiny Nadia-based reccs that you might not get from a google-able list I guess?? If you're here for a short time and you're only at the Marina Bay Sands/CBD area that's totally fine but just know that that IS the most expensive area of Singapore.

Well if you're here for a while and you're a history person I'd recommend going to the National Museum and then right down the road from there is Peranakan Museum which is tiny but fun. The National Museum is one of my favourite buildings in Singapore I just think it's so beautiful. And if you REALLY like history and museums I'd super recommend the Asian Civilisations Museum which is criminally underrated imo. If you're staying near the circuit the National Gallery is literally right there you can even pop in in the morning before the race, there's some really good local and southeast asian art in there if that's your thing.

My personal favourite place to have a wander is the Botanic Gardens. If you're a picnic person just grab some bits and bobs from Cluny Court (Plain Vanilla cupcakes are soooo good. And there's another really good bakery on the second floor) and have a nice picnic and stroll in the garden. It's pretty massive so make sure you know what you're getting into. Do NOT go on a weekend. That's crucial.

The whole Kampong Glame/Arab Street/Haji Lane is a vibe 100%. Get some boba from PlayMade, get some teh sarbat from the old man that's been serving tea there forever. There's this really good burger place like right near the mosque it's called Mahmud's Tandoor I'm obsessed with it. DO NOT let the Turkish restaurants hassle you be strong! There's some thrift stores there too but it's mostly like really good food, really nice art. The Malay Cultural Centre is like a really nice space too if you need a break.

If you want local food I'd rather you go to Maxwell's then Lau Pa Sat I actually HATE Lau Pa Sat it's theeee definition of a tourist trap. Newton Food Centre which is where they filmed that scene in Crazy Rich Asians is like fine too if you're looking for local food. If you want LOCAL LOCAL come to Al Azhar at Bukit Timah because I'm literally telling people that the steamboat fish that's there is Michellin star good. That's also a good frog porridge place down the road if you're feeling adventurous.

And my last recc is the Tiong Bahru area which is the area I used to work at. If you want cute little souvenirs or local bits and bobs there's a very cute store called Cat Socrates that I buy everything from. The Plain Vanilla there is also BEAUTIFUL it's my favourite cafe to work at. There's also like beautiful street art all along the whole area so it's just nice to walk around cause it's all just nice shophouses and art. And then there's Tiong Bahru Market which has some of the best local food. Go in the morning for this.

If you want like fancy food recs that aren't local food but are like actually good and not a scam, my personal favs are Miznon on Stanley Street, Ms Maria and Mr Singh, Five Oars Coffee Roasters on Upper East Coast. Oooh if you go to Neptune on East Coast Road you can see the pretty Peranakan buildings.

UHM YEAH! Singapore is really beautiful but VERY warm please bring sunscreen. PLEASEEEE venture outside the circuit area if you have the time because while that area is gorgeous I just think places like Haji Lane, or Tiong Bahru, or Bukit Timah, or East Coast Road are just so much more local. (Any Singaporeans reading this you know what I mean la. Nice Local. I'm not gonna recommend them to go to the coffee shop downstairs your house k)

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Discover Local Dispensaries for Cannabis Near Me

When it comes to finding the best cannabis stores near you, exploring the local dispensary scene is a must. But with so many options, it can be challenging to know where to begin.

First and foremost, a reputable dispensary should be able to provide you with detailed information about their products, such as strain type, THC/CBD levels, and terpenes. They should also have a wide variety of products to choose from, including edibles, tinctures, and concentrates.

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If you're looking to buy cannabis in Canada, you're in luck! Canada has legalized and regulated both medical and recreational cannabis use across the country. However, it's important to understand the regulations that govern the cannabis industry in Canada so that you can find quality products.

One of the best sources of quality cannabis is from British Columbia, or BC, where the climate and soil produce some of the finest cannabis in the world. Look for licensed growers and dispensaries in BC, and always check for proper licensing and certification from Health Canada.

When buying cannabis in Canada, be sure to only purchase from licensed and reputable sources to ensure your safety and the quality of the product. Look for trusted online platforms or local dispensaries that have positive customer reviews and lab testing results.

Whether you're looking for medical or recreational cannabis in Canada, understanding the local regulations and finding quality sources is key to enjoying a safe and satisfying cannabis experience.

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Are you in the market for some top-quality cannabis near you? Look no further than the premium cannabis selections available at reputable dispensaries. From classic strains to new favorites, you're sure to find something that suits your tastes.

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Before making your purchase, it's important to consider the desired effects and characteristics of the strain you're interested in. Whether you prefer a potent indica or a cerebral sativa, knowledgeable budtenders can help guide you in the right direction.

When you're ready to indulge in a top-shelf experience, head to your nearest cannabis store or browse online for a vast selection of premium products. Don't settle for anything less than the best, and savor the flavors and effects of high-quality cannabis.

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If you're curious about dabbing cannabis, you've come to the right place. Dabbing involves heating concentrated cannabis and inhaling the vapor, producing a more intense and immediate high than traditional smoking methods.

For beginners, starting with small doses is crucial. Using a dab rig, which resembles a water pipe, is the common method for dabbing; however, there are other options, such as dab pens and electronic nails.

When it comes to selecting dabs and concentrates, there are numerous options available. Some popular types include shatter, wax, crumble, and oil.

It's important to note that dabbing may not be for everyone, and proper safety precautions should always be taken. Ensure that your dabbing setup is stable and secure and that you're in a well-ventilated area.

By keeping these tips in mind, you can safely and confidently explore the world of dabbing cannabis.

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When it comes to purchasing cannabis, it's crucial to feel confident in your choices. To ensure a safe and satisfying experience, consider the following factors when choosing a cannabis store:

Product Quality: Look for a store that offers high-quality cannabis products from reputable suppliers. Check for lab testing and detailed product information to ensure you're getting a safe and desirable product.

Lab Testing: Make sure the cannabis you're purchasing has undergone third-party lab testing to ensure purity and potency. Reliable stores will often display this information on their website or in-store.

Customer Reviews: Check out customer reviews and ratings to get an idea of the store's overall reputation and product quality. Look for reviews from verified purchasers to ensure authenticity.

Reliable Sources: Only purchase cannabis from licensed and trustworthy sources to ensure your safety and legality. Check for a store's license number and credentials to verify their legitimacy.

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When searching for cannabis near me, consider the reputation of the dispensary or online platform. Check customer reviews, and lab testing information, and ensure that the products you're interested in are available and of top-notch quality.

If you choose to buy cannabis online, make sure the platform is secure, and the delivery is available in your area. Additionally, Canadian residents, take advantage of the vast selection of BC cannabis available and explore the many premium strains on offer.

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Why Choose Williamstown Houses for Your Next Rental?

Living in Williamstown means enjoying a peaceful environment while staying close to city life. Here’s why many people are searching for houses for rent in Williamstown:

Scenic Views & Outdoor Living – From the beach to lush parks, Williamstown offers a refreshing coastal lifestyle.

Convenient Transport – With trains, buses, and ferries, commuting to Melbourne is quick and easy.

Excellent Schools & Family-Friendly Amenities – Ideal for families looking for quality education and parks.

Vibrant Dining & Shopping Scene – Enjoy local cafés, restaurants, and boutique stores just minutes away.

Strong Community Feel – A safe and friendly neighbourhood that welcomes renters and homeowners alike.

How to Secure the Best Williamstown House for Rent

Finding the right Williamstown houses for rent can be easy with these tips:

Set a Realistic Budget – Rental prices vary, so plan accordingly.

Choose the Right Location – Whether near the beach, schools, or transport, pick what suits your lifestyle.

Inspect Before You Commit – Always visit properties to check for space, condition, and amenities.

Understand Lease Terms – Read your rental agreement carefully to avoid any issues.

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However, if you find yourself driving through Sydney’s bustling streets, that can be a great thing. With any luck, unexpected car troubles like a dead battery can make any journey seem stressful. A battery roadside assistance service should be of a reliable nature to save drivers from not using valuable time and unnecessary stress. Why Drivers Must Get Battery Roadside Assistance Sydney.

That’s Immediate Assistance When You Need It Most.

Unlike gas engines, car batteries can just die without warning — leaving drivers stranded on the road, at home, or at the parking lot. It could be because you left your headlights on, extreme weather, or simply the battery hitting its end of life, but it is troublesome to your day. Battery roadside assistance means getting help as soon as you need it, right there on the road with help to get you back up and running again.

Traffic and busy roads on Sydney’s roadways make a prompt service even more important. This can reduce downtime by giving battery roadside assistance professionals the ability to come to your location and assess whether or not you need a jump start or will even need a replacement battery.

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Sometimes a battery problem can become a cover for something else, like a faulty alternator or starter. Professional roadside assistance brings you expert diagnosis to find out the exact reason. Your battery and other electrical components are thoroughly tested by these trained technicians who will come ready and equipped with the tools to give you accurate solutions.

Sydney based companies like Ozzy Power provides of battery roadside assistance in Sydney with high quality car, truck and boat battery replacement services. They know what they’re doing so you don’t only get a short term fix – you get a reliable solution to your long term performance problems. 

Convenience for Sydney Drivers

Due to the vast geography varying for Sydney, from CBD to Liverpool to Casula to Prestons, it can be difficult to find assistance near you. Roadside battery services are the ideal choice for a car to be away from your it at some overtaken location as they do not require you to tow your vehicle to a repair shop. Technicians can get to you quickly, whether you’re on the heart of the city or the suburbs, and repairs and replacements can be done on the spot.

Kill that Tow Invoice and Avoid Costly Delays.

Battery roadside assistance not only cuts down on the time spent, but also keeps towing fees out of your pocket. For drivers experiencing a breakdown in inconvenient locations, towing can be expensive, too, and can take time. Instead of paying for a replacement battery, roadside assistance is a convenient way with jump starts, battery replacements, minor repairs and more right where you need them.

An example is when your car battery goes out and you are driving in Liverpool or Casula, companies who offer mobile services, such as Ozzy Power, can respond quickly and efficiently, so you don’t have to spend money.

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It’s so nice to know that if you’re in an emergency, help is just a phone call away. Whether it’s sitting in a dark street at 3 a.m. or getting caught up in a frenetic morning commute, Sydney drivers are assured of peace of mind when their batteries don’t work at roadside between 3 a.m. and 9 p.m. This is great for when you’re traveling with kids, elderly family members, or in unfamiliar places.

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Sydney’s roads would see a lot of types of vehicles like cars, trucks and even boats. There’s a battery roadside assistance service to attend to all types of vehicles in a dependable way. Ozzy power is a company that specializes in car battery replacement, truck battery replacement, boat battery replacement and so much more so they are a one stop store for all your battery problems.

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Wrong fixes can also mean destroying your vehicle worse than before. Jump starting the wrong battery or incorrectly, or installing a bad battery, can damage the electrical system. Of course professional roadside assistance makes sure that your battery, when replaced or repaired, isn’t cut carelessly and ends up causing you to spend more once you get into your vehicle again in the event something does go wrong late at night on a work night.

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Battery roadside assistance services are usually available 24 hours, therefore in case of emergency at odd hours they save lives. From when you’re car starts to die on your way to work to after you come home from work when you’re too tired to fix it yourself, round the clock services that Ozzy Power offers mean you’ll never be stuck leaving that day.

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For Sydney suburbs such as Prestons, Casula and Liverpool, access to a battery roadside assistance that can be trusted is a big deal. Some of these areas will not readily have repair shops and mobile services can be a lifeline to drivers.

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Local Seed Bank Near Me: Your Guide to the Best Cannabis Seeds Nearby

Growing cannabis at home has become increasingly popular, whether for personal use or cultivation as a business venture. One of the first steps in starting a successful cannabis garden is finding high-quality seeds from a reliable source. If you're looking for a seed bank near me, you're in luck. There are many options available that cater to different strains, genetics, and growing conditions. This guide will help you find the best cannabis seed bank in your area while ensuring you get premium seeds for optimal plant growth.

Understanding the Importance of a Local Seed Bank

A local seed bank provides an easy and convenient way to access top-tier cannabis seeds. Unlike online stores that require shipping time, a nearby seed bank allows you to inspect the seeds before purchasing. Moreover, buying from a local source means you can get expert advice tailored to your region’s climate and soil conditions. Whether you’re a novice grower or an experienced cultivator, a local seed bank is an invaluable resource for securing quality genetics and maximizing your harvest.

What to Look for in a Quality Cannabis Seed Bank

Not all seed banks are created equal, so it’s essential to know what to look for when choosing one. A reputable seed bank should offer a wide variety of strains, including indica, sativa, and hybrid options. They should also provide details on THC and CBD content, growing difficulty, and expected yield. Another crucial factor is the germination guarantee—top-tier seed banks stand behind their seeds and offer replacement policies if germination rates fall below expectations. Lastly, excellent customer service and knowledgeable staff can make all the difference when selecting the best seeds for your needs.

Top Cannabis Strains to Consider from Your Local Seed Bank

When visiting a local seed bank, you’ll likely come across a vast selection of strains. Some of the most popular ones include:

Blue Dream: A well-balanced hybrid known for its uplifting and relaxing effects.

Girl Scout Cookies: A potent strain with sweet and earthy flavors, ideal for stress relief.

OG Kush: A classic strain with strong effects, perfect for experienced growers.

Sour Diesel: A sativa-dominant strain that provides energetic and euphoric effects.

Granddaddy Purple: A popular indica strain known for its deep relaxation and sedative qualities.

Benefits of Buying Cannabis Seeds Locally vs. Online

While online seed banks provide a vast selection and discreet shipping, buying seeds locally has distinct advantages. First, there’s no waiting period—once you find the right seeds, you can start growing immediately. Second, you get to interact with professionals who can offer personalized recommendations. Third, you avoid the risks associated with online purchases, such as lost shipments or receiving low-quality seeds. Local seed banks often stock seeds from reputable breeders, ensuring you receive the highest quality genetics.

Tips for Successfully Growing Cannabis from Local Seeds

Once you’ve purchased your seeds from a local seed bank, the next step is growing them successfully. Here are some essential tips:

Choose the Right Growing Medium: Whether you prefer soil or hydroponics, ensure it provides adequate nutrients and aeration.

Maintain Proper Lighting: Indoor growers should invest in high-quality LED or HPS lights, while outdoor growers should take advantage of natural sunlight.

Monitor Temperature and Humidity: Keeping an optimal environment is crucial for plant development.

Use Quality Nutrients: Feeding your plants the right nutrients at each growth stage enhances yield and potency.

Be Patient with Germination: Follow the recommended germination methods to ensure a high success rate.

Where to Find the Best Local Seed Banks Near You

Finding the best local seed bank requires some research. Start by checking online reviews and forums where growers share their experiences with different seed banks. Visit local dispensaries, as many now carry high-quality cannabis seeds. Attending cannabis expos and trade shows is another great way to connect with reputable seed vendors. Finally, asking for recommendations from experienced growers in your area can lead you to hidden gems that may not be widely advertised.

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With the cannabis industry continuing to expand, local seed banks are becoming more accessible and diverse in their offerings. Many are now focusing on organic and sustainable breeding methods, ensuring that growers receive top-notch genetics without harmful chemicals. Additionally, advancements in cannabis breeding have led to the development of disease-resistant and high-yielding strains. As legalization spreads, expect local seed banks to play an even more significant role in the cannabis cultivation community.

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Cannabis enthusiasts no longer have to worry about limited store hours when looking for their favorite products. A 24-hour dispensary near me ensures you get access to high-quality weed, edibles, and concentrates anytime, day or night.

Whether you need cannabis for relaxation, pain relief, or recreational enjoyment, finding a reliable 24-hour dispensary is key. Let’s explore why round-the-clock dispensaries are gaining popularity and where to find the best options near you.

Why Choose a 24-Hour Dispensary Near Me?

A 24-hour dispensary near me offers a level of convenience that regular dispensaries can’t match. Here’s why you should consider one:

✅ Late-Night Convenience – Perfect for night owls and shift workers. ✅ Emergency Purchases – Never run out of your favorite strain when you need it most. ✅ No Crowds, No Waiting – Visit during off-peak hours for a quick and easy shopping experience. ✅ More Flexibility – Whether early morning or late at night, get your cannabis when it suits you.

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A top 24-hour dispensary near me should offer a variety of cannabis products to meet different needs. Some popular choices include:

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White Widow cannabis strain.

White Widow weed strain is a hybrid strain that many have been familiar with since the early 90’s. Also, White Widow marijuana strain has global popularity. More so, the prevalence of White Widow cannabis strain has greatly increased due to the television show Weeds and references within the rap industry.

White Widow cannabis strain holds a pretty balanced 60:40 sativa/indica ratio ( Brazil Sativa X South Indian Indica) that leads one to a cognitive driven high with a relaxing undertone.

Patients will opt for this marijuana strain if they’re seeking a strain that allows them to unwind and relax while still maintaining a sense of mental awareness. Also, White Widow weed strain is especially good for depression, stress, pain, and PTSD.

More so,  Beware though, this sweet sugary smoke starts out light but expands dramatically which can lead to heavy coughing; especially if you’re a novice smoker. When it comes to smell, you can expect a citrus and peppery scent that is accompanied by a lemony aftertaste.

This strain is perfect for outdoor activities like hanging out at the beach or taking a nice walk.

 Aroma, Flavor & Appearance

White Widow cannabis strain features a mix of woody, spicy/herbal, and earthy flavors. Also, its aroma is similarly complex, with notes of dank, earthy, pungent, and spicy. More so, this cannabis strain’s buds are white with crystal resin, which hints at its potency and euphoric effects.

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This marijuana strain is often chosen by medical marijuana patients to help with symptoms associated with stress, anxiety, and pain. Also, It’s beneficial for conditions like depression, bipolar disorder, chronic pain, fatigue, headaches, migraines, muscle spasms, and PTSD.

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Main Effects of White Widow Strain

The main effects of White Widow include feelings of euphoria, energy, talkativeness, and creativity. It’s perfect for both social activities and creative endeavors.

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