#CARB IS SO FUNNY PLS

[internetxanarchy]

idk if anyone has done this yet but i’m a firm Barb lesbian truther

OG below the cut

inspired by a post someone made of jay ferin drawn over this jerma image

anyway i just think barb is super gay for viva and carol and some other cool trolls gals too yeah. thanks for coming to my ted talk

[lesbiheon]

tagged by @dreamaze @honeyimissjoo for the cc year in review - every month in 2023 - thank you wings 🪽💜! thank you eri 🐝💛!

rule: line your favorite and/or most popular post from each month this year (skipping months is fine!) and tag some ccs you love!

tagging @froghwon & anyone who would like to do this!!!

january (21): fav (tie between hyungwon's & ck's bday sets! these were incredibly fun to make creatively & research-wise) + most popular (hyungwon & ck in the beautiful liar mv)

(the rest of the months & corresponding gifs below the cut :3)

february (5): fav (jooheon's 1st day as the mc of m countdown! pls ignore the quality of this 200x300 gif...) + most popular (jooheon being amazed by minhyuk doing his thing during the recording of "it's alright" so true!)

march (7): fav (fav shownu era during the #shownureturns event i teamed up w @/monstax-info to host 💕 love killa era you will always be famous!!! loved this coloring toooo... don't mind the quality hnnnnng!) + most popular (from the @/shownueats sideblog shownu's rant about carbs lol)

april (7): fav (pd jooheon on peak time! "turning point" was one of my fav 2023 tracks!!!) + most popular (another set from the @/shownueats sideblog! my fav shownu variety show which is ofc yum-yum yum-yum not surprising hehe)

may (9): fav (tie between freedom mv & freedom solo debut stage @ m countdown bc after YEARS of hating perf sets (giffing) this one came out sooooo nice i shocked myself also this was joolo month 💛!!!!!!!) + most popular (the zagis @ inkigayo 💕 GOD I MISS THEM ｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°��

june (7): fav (shownu as text posts for his bday set bc silly sets like these are my absolute fav to make) + most popular (freedom mv behind where jooheon looks like danny phantom personified lollllll)

july (14): fav (jooheon showing up on hyungwon's last day of being inkigayo's mc bc that right there is love) + most popular (cute ck from cosmo behind<3)

august (8): fav (jooheon's hair colors through the eras ugh i loved working on this one!!! i rewatched soooo many monchannel eps & the ones from 2017/2018... they had me cracking up at like 3 am bc they're all so funny & I'm always missing ot7 so there's that... plus! the coloring came out so cohesive i was really happy w the outcome) + most popular (mx + wonho as text posts again another fun silly set!)

september (1): only 1 set this month :0!!! so fav + most popular was shownu wiping mayo that had fallen on hyungwon's shirt & then proceeding to lick it off his finger bc ofc no food shall be EVER be wasted in his presence!!!!!!!!)

october (7): fav (jooheon's bday set! i worked so hard on this one T___T also narrowing down my fav jooheon songs was roughhhh his music is incredible yknow?) + most popular (xiumin calling hyungwon pretty & the producer dropping some hilarious news lolllll)

november (5): fav (minhyuk's bday set!!!!! bc i loooooove making playlists dedicated to the monstas :'-) & also bc i finished this set after years of working on it ;;; i kept adding them removing then adding etc. songs) + most popular (muscle!won)

december (6): fav (hyungwon + that look when performing 👀) + most popular (shownu shocked by shirtless hyungwon getting hair & mu done lol)

[crimsonandcloverwrites]

bhah ch8 reread as fast as i can before ch11 arrives help

aww Dani nervous for Jamie’s big race is so cute

i love Dani’s whole photography thing n her wanting to document their lives it’s so sweet

i’m suddenly stuck on the whole blue as a theme thing n now I’m noticing it everywhere/remembering their tent was blue and now their school colours are blue and Dani’s car is blue and I think Jamie’s house is blue. and of course THE SCRUNCHIE

god I love track star Jamie

flip these two are cute together

‘a favour for good luck’ god idk why this gets me so much I think like... Dani giving her this little piece of herself is so wholesome but weirdly loaded i just love it

the carson eddie banter is so funny sdkdhfgj

Dani is such a lil ball of emotions I’m obsessed w her feeling a million things while she watches Jamie

she’s a winner baby!!

also love that this is her setting the record that was mentioned in the prev chapter we love lil details being followed through

Jamie going straight for Dani when she won god that’s so cute

aw Jamie gets a kiss (and a whole gay crisis lol) for her win how sweet

oh no the beginnings of Dani and Eddie

pls this is so soft Carson and Judy so proud of Jamie

I just ate so many carbs I am finally properly fueled for this reading sprint (solidarity w Jamie)

aw Nan quietly proud of her

fkjdfh Dani and Jamie playing footsies at the table

god Nan n Jamie are such a force together truly terrifying to be stuck in the middle of I’m sure. Also fuuuck cld u imagine grown up Jamie and Nan interacting and Jamie in particular being a bit more chilled out and them getting along a lot better but finding their way back to silly little bickering arguments that are really just them knowing they can do that w each other and still be ok at the end of the day bc they love each other ouch it hurts to think about :(

lmao Jamie losing her mind at the sight of Dani in a towel lol I can just imagine her having the same reaction when they’re together too

oooh is the watch from Jamie’s great uncle (? Nan’s brother that she was named for right?) that’s so cool

ugh I want Dani to get her travel adventures so bad

god everytime Dani touches Jamie or says something really sweet or just gives her a look Jamie is suffering so bad

THE MIXTAPE (LITTLE BLUE DUDE SCREAMING AT THE SKY.MEME)

oh god they’re really just gonna curl up in Jamie’s bed and listen to this declaration of love mixtape while Jamie plays with Dani’s hair hold on a minute wait a second

oh no the eddie of it all

aw he brought her flowers (like I am not here for their relationship overall but he does do some sweet things sometimes and he does clearly care abt her)

ugh of course Jamie helped pick them out tho this whole situation is so complicated

god I’m so sad for both of them that their relationship ended up like this. Dani loses that friendship she cherishes so much when it becomes something else she never wanted and Eddie is in love w a girl who will never love him back that way. it really is heartbreaking

oh god the house party time for chaos

Jamie my beloved. sdkjfhsdkjfh and Roger trying to put the moves on her pls this will never stop being funny to me

ugh Dani already feeling so trapped in this life I hate it I hate it

Jamie fiddling w the coin necklace while she watches Dani n Eddie together feels like... she knows she’s losing Dani on some level ouch my heart

is this when Jamie was telling Ed of for letting Dani get drunk wdjkfhdj always the protector aw

she’s still wearing Dani’s scrunchie oh my god. u may have her hand ed but u will never have her hair ties

Dani’s dress MORE BLUE

this is such an interesting event w them like they’re best friends and they’re together so much but they avoid each other for half the party it’s so like... indicative I guess of things changing between them hmmmm

cursed spin the bottle. poor Dani

the zippo lighter. i love seeing things from the box in these chapters. like a gay scavenger hunt

the inadvertent cigarette kiss oh my god. also a little bit like... Jamie just leaning into the pain huh??? I get to put my lips where her lips were but it’s around this thing that has the potential to kill me. god the implications

a little fireside cuddling w ur soulmate ur never gonna kiss how romantic

the sandalwood. I fuckin love that she held onto this scent after Dani told her she smells nice one time. gays really do be like that huh

god this really is the softest moment

christ that almost kiss is so intense how did they just carry on as normal after that I would have died

lol “did i interrupt something?” bro........

dsfkjhdkj Jamie GROWLING at him hahhahahahhaha

oof Dani just wants more of her. I love there was the mention of her carefully constructed walls crumbling and now she’s just like... in this little bubble of almost with her n trying so hard to hold onto that in any way she can

and now she’s back w eddie ouch I hate watching the things she wants slipping out of her grasp

lmao Eddie not putting his arm around Dani when Jamie is there. she really put the fear of god in him I love this angry little lesbian so much

poor Carson being dragged to sports games like “no I’m gay I can’t”

lmao the pair of them trying to be sneaky smoking around the corner (and also having more Moments god the tension of it all)

oooh this Orpheus and Eurydice ref spicy (also fuck this was the beginning of her actually losing Jamie huh god the storytelling... *chef’s kiss*)

oh no Nan :(

god Karen is so awful how could u just break the news to your kid like that

it’s only pain hours from here on out huh

poor Jamie god my heart breaks

something about Dani saying she’s sorry and Jamie just saying she has to go put Mikey to bed fucking breaks me. the fact she’s just lost everything, her home and the stability she was missing from her childhood that she got to have for such a short time, and she can probably barely even process it but all she knows is she has to take care of Mikey. fuck

god her destroying her bike because she’s just so devestated but anger and destruction is easier to feel than being sad.... ouch

“You don’t - you don’t have to feel anything right now. I’ll feel it for you. For the both of us” how dare u make me cry like this

god Jamie giving the scrunchie back feels like such a fucking sad little acknowledgement of her deciding she has to do everything on her own noooo

Dani trying to confront her mom god this is all so much for them to be dealing with I am so sad

tiny mikey saying “want nana” so much pain

Jamie just clinging to Dani when they’re sitting in the pew bc it’s the only way she can ask for help right now ow

“Don’t fight me��� my fcking heart this chapter is so sad I need a drink

Jamie is far too young to be self-medicating her way through this god this hurts to read.

this chapter has such a melancholic loss of innocence vibe like going from the teenage parties and boys and track meets and only really having to worry about themselves to this massive amount of responsibility on their shoulders when nan dies (like as much as Jamie tries to push her away Dani takes on a huge burden in trying to help her too) it’s so fucking saaaad

Jamie just breaking and finally crying all this out in Dani’s arms holyyyy shit that will never not break my heart

god Jamie just. determined to raise Mikey on her own cause god knows what the alternative is :(

oof the thread of Jamie determined to fix things. baby sometimes u just cant.

Dani trying so hard to hold things together in the ways that she can :*(

god this ending I am in pain. i know it’s ultimately for the best like Jamie and Mikey absolutely could not carry on like that but.... bro... bro..... ouch

ok gonna go cry in the shower for a bit n then i’ll be back for ch9

[strawberriestyles]

Chapter 4

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Harry X OFC (AU)

Sequel to Brutality: In which Melody and Harry must relearn how to navigate one another among a flurry of changes.

Read previous parts here.

Author’s note: HELLO HELLO PLS ENJOY MY BIRTHDAY CHAPTER MWAH

Harry’s mood seemed to improve, but according to Sean, it was only around Melody. When it was just him with Harry, he was just as miserable as he’d been the past few weeks. And Melody didn’t know what to think of that.

“Harry, I don’t think you’re getting how to play this game.”

“What d’yeh mean? ‘M playin’ just how yeh explained it.”

Sean coughed to hide his laughter, but Melody didn’t even try to mask the wide smile breaking out over her face. She shook her head and laid her hand of cards facedown on the table they'd swiveled over Harry’s bed.

“You just claimed you had three queens when you only had one,” she said to him, “which meant that either Sean or I already had at least two. You can’t have three queens.”

“Sound like the ‘inconceivable’ guy from that movie yeh made me watch,” Harry grumbled, tossing his own hand onto the table. “Nothin’ yeh’re sayin’ makes any sense. Whatever. Whole game seems like bullshit, anyway.”

Melody shot Sean an amused look as she sat back in her chair. “Was there something else you wanted to do, then?”

“Yeah, wanna get the fuck outta here.”

Melody crossed her arms over her chest and drew in a deep breath. Sean shuffled all the playing cards into a pile so he could return them to their box. “It’s pouring out, Harry,” he informed him.

“Can see just fine, thanks.”

“See?” Sean directed to Melody. “Miserable. You’re not nice, Harry.”

“Well, he does have two working eyes,” Melody agreed, gesturing to the windows, where rain was beating heavily against the panes and the sky had grown dark and gloomy. “And that’s not what he meant, anyway.”

“Thank you,” Harry said. He covered half of his face as he yawned, and then added, “At least one of us has a whole brain.”

Sean laughed like he’d just witnessed comedic gold. Harry grinned at him. “Was good, right?”

The smile was so bright, something that she hadn’t seen in so long, that Melody felt that all too familiar ache again. Even though she didn’t find his joke funny. She didn’t find any of his self-deprecating jokes funny at all. But she would endure them if this was the way that he delivered them, all bright-eyed.

Sean must have made a joke too, because Harry was laughing. A full, loud laugh. Melody couldn’t contain her own smile at the sound of it, at the way his eyes crinkled up at the corners. And then it stopped. Abruptly.

Harry’s spine curled forward. His head dropped into his palms and his fingers curled into his scalp. His breath stopped short in his throat. And then he let out a gasp, a heavy groan laced with pain. Melody had never heard him make a sound like that. Her smile fell faster than a drop of rain.

“Harry?” she whispered, leaning forward and slipping her fingers over the back of his neck, beneath his hair. “What’s wrong?”

He winced again, loudly, and hunched further forward.

“Sean, go get the doctor,” Melody muttered urgently.

Sean nodded quickly and was out of his chair, rushing into the hallway before Melody could even move again.

“Hey.” She shifted onto the edge of the mattress and ran her hand down Harry’s spine. Her other fingers rubbed at his wrist, where he was holding his head. “What’s going on?”

Harry did nothing but grit his teeth together and tip forward until his forehead met her chest. His breath returned, heavier, and his legs pulled in toward his body.

There was a rustle in the doorway as Dr. Florin entered the room and Sean stopped at its threshold. Melody caught the doctor’s eye as she leaned over the bed and began to lay Harry back. He grunted. His eyes were clamped tightly shut, his fingers still curled into the sides of his head.

“Harry, I need you to tell me what you’re feeling,” Florin said quietly. She pulled his hands away with a bit of an effort and began to probe around his head. Melody settled back into her chair, her fingers twitching around the edges of her lips.

“Feel’s like my head’s on fire,” Harry spat out before clamping his teeth back together.

Dr. Florin finished examining his head and as soon as her touch retreated, his hands returned. She peeled back the lid of one of his eyes and shined her penlight into his pupil, then repeated the same on the other side. Harry’s heaving breaths continued throughout, and then she backed away. She gestured to Melody as she returned to the hallway.

Melody squeezed at Harry’s forearm and then hurried after the doctor. “What’s going on?” she asked without a pause as she stepped up beside Sean.

“His brain has healed as best as it’s ever going to, Melody, but that’s a lot of trauma for it to go through. It’s amazing that the bullet didn’t ruin any of his basic functioning, but he’s probably going to have pains like this for the rest of his life. We’ll get him something to dull them. I was going to discharge him in the morning, but I think he should stay another day for monitoring. All right?”

“Are you sure we don’t need another MRI or—“

“He’s okay, Melody.”

Melody clutched at her elbows and gave a minute nod. Dr. Florin pursed her lips as she turned to hurry down the hall, and Sean met Melody’s eyes for a short second before the two of them returned to the room.

Harry’s hands were knotted into fists, his knuckles pressed to his brows. Melody could see his arms shaking at their odd angles. She stepped back to his bedside and smoothed hair back from his forehead, whispering into his ear.

“They’re gonna give you something for the pain, okay?”

Harry’s head barely moved, but she could feel the hint of a nod beneath her palm.

Dr. Florin returned shortly. She hooked Harry back up to the IV drip that he hadn’t needed for weeks and then injected a medication into the line. Sean sat back down in his chair, fingers working at his jaw. The doctor watched Harry’s pulse begin to steady in the next few minutes, and then nodded and stepped out of the room silently.

“Okay. Okay,” Melody muttered, sitting on the edge of the mattress once again. She took Harry’s hand when he finally lowered it from his forehead after another few minutes. His eyes were open, lazily roaming the ceiling as she curled her fingers around his. He parted his lips and mumbled something.

“What’s that, man?” Sean asked, leaning forward.

“Really am a hothead, yeah?” Harry said, raising his voice just above a whisper.

Sean exhaled a weak chuckle and leaned back in his chair.

Melody rolled her eyes. She lifted his hand to place a kiss on his thumb and then leaned in to settle her lips at his temple. “You need to work on your jokes.”

“Hmm,” Harry murmured. He closed his eyes and Melody pulled herself back upright. “Maybe you just need to work on your sense of humor. Sean thinks ‘m funny.”

“Yeah, well you’re both idiots, so.” Harry’s lips twitched. His fingers were loosening in her grip. “Sean and I will go get some food while you take a nap, okay?” Melody said.

He hummed, barely above a breath. Melody slid back onto her feet and settled his hand at his side. She took a final sweep over his relaxed form and his lulling head, and then led Sean out of the room.

***

Harry slept for hours. Melody ate a large salad in the cafeteria, as per Sean’s instructions, since she wouldn’t be training the next day and didn’t need to load up on carbs. They took their time eating, and after returning to Harry’s room, played a few games of cards and watched an episode of a court program on T.V.

Sean yawned when the show ended. He looked out the window, where the rain was still falling, but had let up just a bit. “I should get going,” he said, “before it starts coming down heavier. You gonna stay the night?”

Melody looked over at Harry’s face, still relaxed with sleep, his lips parted but his breathing soundless. She nodded.

“Okay, well let him know I said to get his ass out of bed tomorrow.”

Melody smiled. “I’ll tell him.”

“We’ll take a break from training until he gets settled in at home, but don’t forget about your match on Friday. Keep your muscles loose.”

Sean slipped into his jacket and took one last look at Harry before heading for the door.

“Get home safe,” Melody called after him, and he lifted a hand in farewell before disappearing into the hall.

The room was quiet and the shows dull without any conscious company. Melody had grown used to this loneliness over the past few months, but that didn’t make it any better or easier. Her feet were kicked up onto the corner of Harry’s mattress and her head kept lolling.

“Mel?”

She lifted her head from the back of her chair, twisting around to see Harry’s face. He was rubbing at his sleepy eyes. Melody was surprised how the smallest things opened up wounds in her chest and then stitched them right back together. She hadn’t seen him so tired and fresh from sleep in what felt like an eternity.

“How’re you feeling?” she whispered, blinking her own exhaustion away.

“Don’ even know,” he mumbled.

“Are you hungry?”

Harry shook his head. He glanced up at the T.V. and watched its picture with a blank gaze.

“Had me a little panicked,” Melody said after a moment’s pause. She pulled her feet back down to the floor and turned her chair toward the top of the bed.

“Yeah?” Harry dropped his eyes to her face and ran his tongue over his dry bottom lip. “What’d Florin say?”

Melody hesitated. She didn’t want to be the bearer of even more bad news. Harry’d received enough of that in the past few weeks to last him multiple lifetimes. But she didn’t have much of a choice.

“She said you might have random pains like that for the rest of your life.”

Harry blinked once, twice, and then rolled his eyes toward the ceiling. “Just my luck,” he muttered.

“You’ll have medication for it, though,” Melody added. She didn’t know if that was any comfort at all.

“Sean leave?”

Melody nodded. “But he said you need to get up tomorrow. Dr. Florin thinks you might be discharged Thursday morning.”

Harry’s eyes brightened, as they usually did when there was talk of leaving the hospital. He was beginning to grow skeptical, though, that he would ever be free. Especially when his physical therapy seemed to be so slow-going. He was wary, even as Melody smiled at him.

“Thursday mornin’, for real?” he asked.

“Yeah, if you don’t have another one of...these again,” Melody answered, gnawing on the inside of her cheek. “And Aiden wants to check that your motor function is improved enough to leave.” She leaned forward, out of her chair, to press a kiss to the corner of Harry’s lips, to his temple. She settled her chin into his hair, thick with dried sweat from his episode earlier. She didn’t mind the scent or the texture. It was all just Harry to her.

He lifted a hand to the back of her head. The other to the dip of her spine, and when she pulled back from his hair he pulled her face down to meet his.

Melody locked her lips with his, fitting together like magnets. She cupped the corner of his jaw and buried her other fist in his pillow cover. There was something in the firm pressure of his lips, the way that they slipped from hers only to return at a new angle. It made her shoulders shake. Her very bones ached so powerfully she thought he could have splintered them himself. She slumped into him, struggling to pull air through her nose but unwilling to break the kiss. And when Harry finally broke it for her, she felt her body grow slack.

He pressed his hand into her back as she dipped her chin into his neck. She was gasping against his skin like she’d just sprinted a mile. He turned his cheek into the curl of her fingers around his jaw, stroked the hair spilling between her shoulder blades, and breathed in the scent of her conditioner. He felt her relax beneath his hands, but he was craving this touch just as much, and there was a delay to his movements when Melody began to pull away.

Her breathing had evened out. She felt Harry’s hands snag in the locks of her hair, in the waist of her sweater, and she bit her lip as those hands fell back to his chest. Her fingers smoothed down the slopes of his shoulders. She paused and then pressed another short kiss to his mouth before standing up straight, trying to shake off the gelatinous feeling in her limbs. Now that she’d kissed him like that again, she wanted to feel the heat of it all the time. Her lips wanted to always be touching his. She didn’t think she could take even the most chaste of pecks for granted anymore.

“Get some sleep, Harry,” she whispered, her voice raw. "Gotta show Aiden you’re ready to get outta here tomorrow."

“Are yeh stayin’, love?”

Melody nodded, pulling her hands back to cross her arms over her chest. There was a full ache when she was no longer touching him. Was this normal?

“D’yeh want me to move over? Yeh can lay up—”

“No, no,” Melody rushed with a quick shake of her head. It didn’t feel right. Although she wanted nothing more than to curl up with him. She didn’t want that in a hospital bed. “It’s okay. I’m used to the chair.”

“But yeh don’ have—”

“I’m okay, Harry. I promise. You won’t be in here in a couple days and then we won’t have to worry about it. Don’t worry about it.”

Harry sighed, letting his eyes flutter as Melody’s fingers skimmed over his wrist to emphasize her point. “Okay,” he assented.

Melody offered him a twitch of her lips and trailed across the room to shut the door with a soft click.

“What’re yeh doin’?” Harry asked.

“Changing,” Melody answered as she wandered back over to her chair and pulled her bag onto the seat, digging through its contents for the clothes that she always brought, just in case she decided to spend the night in the hospital. She hadn’t slept here since the week that Harry woke up.

Melody yanked her sweater over her head and unclasped her bra without a moment’s hesitation. Even staring out the room’s windows, into the sky, dark with night and rainclouds, she still felt the heat of Harry’s gaze, his eyes streaking down her bare torso. She slipped a t-shirt over her head and then kicked off her shoes and peeled off her jeans. It was only a moment before she was in a pair of sweatpants and kicked back in her chair, her heels propped on the edge of Harry’s bed again. He was still watching her, crease between his brows.

“What?” she mumbled around a yawn. The television was still humming, rain pattering against the windowpanes in the background. It was meditative and it made her sleepy.

“Yeh used to be nervous takin’ your clothes off around me.”

Melody pulled a blanket out of her bag and tilted her head on the back of the chair as she draped it over her legs. “It’s nothing you haven’t seen a hundred times.”

“Haven’ seen that bruise on your hip.”

Melody pulled her lip between her teeth and let her fingers fall to the hem of her shirt, just over the tender skin that he’d pointed out.

“Let me see it.”

Melody frowned, shaking her head. “No, Harry.”

“Why not?”

She rubbed at her eyes and smoothed hair out of her face. “Just because, okay?”

“No, I—”

“Harry, please.” Melody stared at him, holding his heavy gaze. She tapped her toe against his shin through the sheets. “I don’t wanna argue.”

He snorted, a dry half-laugh, and closed his eyes, resting his head back against his pillow and lowering the upper portion of his bed. “Goodnight.”

Melody pulled her blanket up over her shoulders and watched Harry’s jaw flex as he relaxed. She pulled in a long breath and let her own eyes close. “Goodnight, Harry,” she whispered.

Chapter 5

[katsumox]

bruh that reminds me of how my grandpa eats everything he's not supposed to be eating and then my grandma will start telling at him for eating it but it's so funny 😭

he's not supposed to eat bread, sugar, too much salt, and some other stuff but that's all you seem him eating 💀 and then my grandma is just like "stop eating all that damn junk before you end up back in the hospital" bruh 🏃🏽‍♀️

pls my grandpa does that too💀💀💀

he’s gonna go back to the hospital if he keep fuckin around with all them damn carbs and shit💀💀💀

[noelacciari]

alright this is kinda bad but I'm gonna ask anyway. so I'm a new/casual hockey fan and this girl I'm friends w is super into hockey and I'm kinda having to bluff my way through convos rn so could you give me a basic summary of the roster and stuff pls :)))

okay babe, so this is how we’re gonna set this up for you… personality quiz style. (also wait I’m assuming you mean Bruins so. im very sorry if this was about another team lol)

Step 1: pick your star

- Do you strive for perfection? Do you look for stability in a relationship? Can you appreciate a good beard? Do you need a perfect man to project all your feelings regarding men onto and then you never have to even look at another man in real life? Then Patrice Bergeron is the guy for you. He’s perfect. Like legit. Has been nominated for the Selke Award (best defensive forward) approximately a gazillion times, eventually they’re going to change it to The Bergy. Gorgeous play maker, dominate on the face-off circle. Quiet leader in the room. A pillar of the Boston community. The only person who can tame Marchand (we’ll get to him later). Every person in New England is AT LEAST 30% in love with him, regardless of sexual orientation. (I’m not even kidding). Future Hall of Famer. Without a doubt. (Forward (Center), #37, first line)

- Do you enjoy carbs? How about charming smiles? Do you enjoy men who toe the lines of fashion? Do you like a show, flashy lights and stunning tricks? Do you like people who make you smile, no matter how bad your day is? Then David Pastrnak is your man. Better know as Pasta (said with a deep Boston accent), he’s been tearing up the ice from the moment he arrived in TD Garden. A member of the Best Top Line in the League (alongside Bergeron - and that other guy who we will get to later). His goals are always absolutely nasty, just. Sexy, sexy hockey. Off the ice he’s sunshine personified, known for his chipped tooth smile, wearing checked suits and floral shirt, and just being generally the best. (Forward (winger), #88, first line)

- Are human sized chipmunks something you think would be pretty cool? How do you feel about Long Island? Would you think it’s funny if a guy who was a star player on a Boston team dated the daughter of a Pittsburgh coach? Do you think it’s even funnier if a guy who tweeted “I hate the Bruins” then proceeds to get drafted by them? Then Charlie McAvoy is your star d-man. At the ripe old age of 21, Long Island native Charlie McAvoy already carries a huge chunk of responsibility on the Bruins defense core. A future leader for the team (captain. imo), Charlie puts up incredible minutes, and is the perfect complement to his d-partner Zdeno Chara (we’ll get to him too). Also known as Cheeks (on tumblr) or Mac (by his teammates), Charlie isn’t afraid to throw his weight around on the ice, and he looks good doing it. Dude is a Bonafide Stallion. (Defense, #73, 1st Pair)

Step 2: Pick your Dad

- Are you vegetarian? How do you feel about EXTREMELY tall men wearing easter bunny onesies? Do you prefer to bike to work instead of taking the train? what about pigeons? If you consider pigeons friends, then Zdeno Chara is your new dad! (Boogie Woogie Woogie). You know how Bruins fans like to say - Don’t Poke The Bear? Well Big Zee is that hypothetical bear. Our beloved captain and father earned himself quite the reputation on the ice, known for his hard AF slap shots and even harder punches. Clocking in at 6′9″ and 250lbs, Zad is still a beast at 42 years old - and he apparently has no plans to retire. While his age doesn’t appear to be slowing him down on the ice, Zee has shown his softer side off the ice with his inspirational and extremely cute Instagram. He came into Boston in 2006 and was named Captain upon signing, and has forever changed the culture of the Boston Bruins. Chara facilitates an inclusive but hard working locker room, and his legacy will live on in Boston long after his retirement. (Defense, #33, first pair)

- Are you a dog person? Also are you American? Those are really the only 2 qualifications you need to chose David Backes as your dad. Although some of us older folks like me (at the stunningly old, reaching retirement age of 26) might consider Backes to be more of a daddy, the majority of Bruins tumblr view him as their Dad. Common nicknames include Dadkes and Papa, and his effect on the team after being brought back into the line-up during the playoffs has endeared him to fans. While his deal is… not great (he’s expensive!!) and he hasn’t performed up to how much money he’s paid, it’s clear that he’s a leader on the team. The young guys look up to him, and the older guys respect him, and that’s what we’s appreciates ‘bout him. Also. He LOVES animals. Backes and his wife Kelly (who have known each other since kindergarten how cute is that shit) have their own charity that helps animals!! (Forward (Winger/Center), #42, currently 2nd line)

- Were you really into magic as a kid (or currently)? Have you always gravitated to your one friend’s dad who was super quiet but super smart and taught you how to play chess at that cookout one time? Then your new dad is David Krejci! Sometimes called The Wizard, Krejci is known to make magic happen on the ice. Between no-look passes and somehow being able to know exactly where his wingers are going to be before they even know, tbh. Krej is probably the MOST underrated player on the Bruins, but he’s always dependable, and always seems to be there when you need him.  (Forward (Center), #46, 2nd Line)

Step 3: pick your weirdo

- Have you never eaten a vegetable willingly in your life? Do you consider yourself a chef - specifically for children? Do you think getting your teeth knocked out is fun and exciting? Then Jake “JD” DeBrusk is the dude for you! Goofy AF off the ice and a sniper on it, Jake is extremely worthy of being your chosen weirdo. He has a lucky winter hat named “tuukka” that he’s been wearing all playoffs, and he might only have one brain cell but we love him for it. At one point called a draft bust, Jake has been proving himself to be an elite player, and has been a steady winger for Krejci all season. Plus. He’s cute af. (Forward (winger), #74, 2nd Line)

- Is getting under other people’s skin one of your favorite activities? Do you like to piss people off by being better than them at everything? Does licking someone’s face in the middle of a hockey game seem like a Good Idea to you? Back in step number one did you chose Patrice Bergeron as your Lord and Savior? Then Boston’s favorite Pest - Brad Marchand - is the guy for you! Brad started off as an undersized fourth liner, and has worked his way up to one of the top scorers in the league. Outside of Boston he’s probably the most hated player in the NHL - earning himself a reputation for being a pest (at best), and sometimes being dirty (at worst). This year we are proud to announce that he did not get suspended once! Though he did come in just short of 100 Penalty Minutes. Marchy was our top scorer this year, and has become an integral part of this team. (Forward (winger), #63, 1st Line)

- Are you secretly an arsonist? Are frogs your favorite animal? Do you have a crush on that Pretty Jock that’s in all your classes and sometimes smiles at you in the lunch line? Then Danton Heinen is the weirdo for you. Danton has been a quietly steady performer for the Bruins this season, spending time on the top line with Bergeron and Marchand when Pasta was out. He’s growing into quite the play maker, and he’s known for making good decisions on the ice that lead to goals. Danton also happens to look like a frog, which is an important character trait imo. He’s a tumblr favorite, but he’s a good person to like even in real life, because he makes an impact on the ice. (Forward (winger), #43, 3rd Line)

Step 4: chose your conventionally attractive white boy

- OKay we’re not doing the questions thing because judging by your ask you may not even be interested in men so i’m just going to dive straight into the description. He’s tall with a strong jaw and perfect curls and pecs of a God. Charlie Coyle is a Weymouth, MA native who Boston brought back home at the trade deadline. He’s been a bit of a hero this playoff run, and he looks damn good doing it. The B’s have been searching for a good 3rd line center, and Charlie has filled the role perfectly. Personally, I am deeply in love with him, in case you could not tell. (Forward (center/winger), #13, 3rd Line)

- an integral member of the Bruin’s all important Line 1A (aka the 4th line), Sean Kuraly has got it all. Piercing blue eyes? Check. Perfectly highlighted hair? Check. Cute little chin? Double check. Though he’s been photographed wearing jorts and an open flannel shirt with nothing underneath it, Sean is still a certified Babe. He’s been Klutch in every playoff run he’s had with the B’s, and is the scoring force behind the 4th Line’s brawn. Not to mention, his signature celly is a leap from the ice! (Forward, (center/winger), #52, 4th Line)

- Brandon Carlo… how do I begin to explain Brandon Carlo? Brandon Carlo is flawless. He has two bible tattoos and a designer bulldog. I hear his hair is insured for $10,000. I hear he does Tri-City Americans commercials… in Washington. His favorite movie is Miracle. One time he met David Backes on a plane… and he told him he was pretty. One time he punched me in the face… it was awesome (’cause he missed). In all seriousness though, Monte is a hardworking, defensive defenseman, who has really shone this season. He doesn’t show up on the scoreboard often, but he makes it really hard for other teams to get goals. Even though he struggles to score empty netters... he’s still a babe. (Defense, #25, 2nd Pair)

Step 5: Chose your shorty

- If you’re thinking - wait, shouldn’t Marchand be in this category? Isn’t he the smallest guy in the World? Then Torey Krug is the Short King for you. An ELITE offensive defenseman, Torey is absolute dynamite on the ice. In game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals Torey made history by becoming the first Bruins player ever to record 4 points in a stanley cup finals game. Krug is quick on his feet and can snipe from the blue line, but isn’t afraid to lay down the law when he needs to. Notorious for loosing his helmet so he can show off that flow, Torey also has a bulldog named fenway and a BABY on the way. (Defense, #47, 2nd Pair).

- Is talk shit, get hit a favorite saying of yours? Can you appreciate biceps the size of your head? Then Noel Acciari is your man. He might be short but he’s built like a tank, and he uses that bod to plow through guys on the ice. Noeldozer is known for laying down the cleanest hits, and we love when he takes out the trash! The Rhode Island Native got married last summer, and has a golden retriever named Thor. His mouth is currently fucked right up but I promise he’s actually kinda pretty. (Forward (winger/center), #55, 4th Line)

- Are you one of the apparent hoards of people that think a Boston accent is sexy? Could you get into a guy who says the fuck word on live television? Are collarbone tattoos a thing you admire? Do you like sexy, tough little son’s of bitches? Great! Matt Grzelcyk is the little guy for you. A BU grad who’s become a cornerstone of the Bruins d-core, Grz is a tough little cutie who works hard and gets shit done. More of an offensive defenseman, Matty G has been there for the team even when all of our other defenseman were injured. His Dad has worked at the Gahden for like a million years, and playing for the B’s is a dream come true for Matt and his family. He got taken out in Game 2 of the Finals, and the Bruins are currently seeking revenge. Dude’s got a good beard going too. (Defense, #48, 3rd Pair)

Step 6: Pick your goalie

- As much as we love Jaro, there’s only one goalie you need to know about when you’re learning about the Bruins... 2 U’s 2 K’s 2 Points... Tuukka Rask! The clear MVP of the Playoffs this year, Tuukka has been a brick wall in the net for the B’s. He’s known for being quick tempered and a little... wild, at times, having been caught on camera beating the shit out of a bunch of milk crates and on time brandishing a skate blade at the refs like a knife. Though some fans seem to never forgive Tuukka for the B’s loosing the 2013 playoffs, around these parts we love and respect and rely on his prowess in the net. Off ice, he kinda looks like the grinch (and knows it), though apparently Bergy thinks he looks like Harry Styles (i wish i was kidding). He’s also got 2 adorable little girls! (GOALIE, starter)

So now you’ve got 6 guys that you know about, right? I would pick 1 or 2 of those to be the ones you pay attention to. Listen for headlines about their goals/play, if you’re watching games, look for their numbers on the ice. All you gotta do is be able to say “Wow did you see that Coyle goal on Saturday night?” and all of a sudden you sound like an expert! (This works even better of you choose a guy not from the first category). 

If you have more questions about specific players or lines, feel free to reach out! I know not a lot but I know many people who actually do know things lol

(Also to any of Bruins tumblr who made it this far, I KNOW i’m missing your faves okay. Wagner, Clifton, Nordy, MoJo, Moore, and half the providence roster deserve a spot on here. But I’ve already written too much)

(Also Also, special thanks to Lil for helping me with Monte’s description) 

[luvdsc]

i mean, i love carbs lol. do u make paninis alot? i'm bilingual in tamil (regional lang in india) and english💕 r u bilingual? dang, my school has german, french, spanish, latin, and chinese. lit everyone at my school wears tights, hoodies, etc like formal wear who??? i told one of my friends ab being carriers but they're like "then old people should stay home" and that is just 😥 i don't have disney+ so i just watch clips on youtube🤣. i've been watching 90s romcoms bc of current situation[1/3]

it’s nice and relaxing+animated movies like i watched kungfu panda twice in the same day 🤪 i was all over nancy drew as a kid have u heard ab the tv show on the cw? i might watch it 👀 i honestly think agatha christie is such a boss like her character poirot is fire :) yeah he did direct it+us. he does sketches w/Keegan key. i’ve heard a lot ab b99 but haven’t watched it so maybe I’ll do that. everyone recommends it to me bc it’s up my alley is it about cops? or do i have the wrong show? [2/3]

jaemin is my bias in the dreamies and haechan bias wrecks me along with jeno and renjun in dream. in 127, mark is my bias, but taeyong, jaehyun, and taeil are just 🤩😍🤩😍 and johnny… ugh what a man am i rite. in superm, markey sharkey and baekhyun take the cake although taemin is just 👀 i’m surprised i didnt ask u this earlier. do u have one bias for all the group or different ones for subunits or… [4/4]

✿ ✿ ✿

( i’m not sure if there was supposed to be a third part or if it’s out of 3/3 but i got these messages only, honey bee!! )

my heart says yes to all the carbs, but my body says no rip. i miss being able to go to the gym everyday with the quarantine in place ): at home, i do! at uni, my dining hall has a gourmet sandwich station, and i usually got a panini made for me there for lunch everyday! omg that’s amazing, so you’re trilingual with german too :o yeah, i’m bilingual with english and vietnamese! and i can do enough spanish to get me around spain, so there’s that :’) omg that sounds so much better, like my hs made us wear our skirts even during the winter for formal days /: alksjhfdlkjasd even if old people stay at home, if your friend visits them and is a carrier, they can get it from your friend though ): i hope their parents aren’t in that age range, or they aren’t near their grandparents then because that’d be horrible.

omg yess i’ve been binging 90s romcoms, too. i haven’t watched kung fu panda in so long, but maybe i should now! YES omg i love nancy drew!!! i still have so many of her books on the shelves; i was reading some of them the other day!! and yeah, i’ve heard of it! perhaps, it’s the perfect time to start watching it. oooh yess, poirot! i see the tv show playing often, but i’ve never stopped to watch it. my mom loves it though! omg yeah, one of my friends watches key and peele! and yes, b99 is about cops!!! a new ep just came out today, and i’m so excited to watch it :’)

omg jaemin is an absolute sweetheart 💞 haechan is honestly so good at everything, like pls spare some of your talent to us regular folk. jeno is always so nice, and i think he’s so funny but maybe it’s just because i like corny jokes alkjsdhfas and omg renjun!!! his sarcasm and wit and i love love love his art so much! oooh mark is honestly that one member where even if you don’t bias him, you bias him. 127 is just full of fine men huh, although i wanna know the reason why jungwoo won’t introduce his sister to johnny 👀👀 also A++ choices for superm!!!

oooh ok, so dream will always be the superior group, and i love my children all equally!!!! but maybe i favor renjun once in a while winwin is my overall favorite though!!! so he’s my bias in 127 and wayv; i’m sad he’s not active with 127 anymore because i won’t get to see him perform ): but he’s doing so well in wayv, and he talks more, which makes me happy! doyoung and yuta are close seconds in 127, and taemin is my favorite in superm 💓 idk with my biases, i tend to choose people i wanna be friends with and are most similar to, like i would love to be friends with winwin and renjun. it’s usually the bias wrecker who’s the one that’s actually close to my romantic ideal type if that makes sense?

[i-want-out-of-here]

do the odds pls and post TWO SELFIES I NEED TO SEE UR BEAUTIFUL FACE

1. selfie - Im gonna post those separate! 

3. do you miss anyone? - Yes, because im a dumb bitch lmao.

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? - nah not always

7. what was your life like last year? - had a lot more coffee in it

9. who did you last see in person? @sicktoad and @mysweetserendiipity

11. are you listening to music right now? - nope

13. how do you feel right now? - not bad, not great 

15. personality description - I have no idea! someone else would have to tell me that one tbh

17. opinion on insecurities.- I have a lot and I wish people didn't 

19. have you ever been to New York? - No but I would love to visit one day

21. age and birthday? 24, Nov 18, my birthday is so close!!!!

23. fear(s) - failure, spiders, bunkbeds, rejection 

25. role model - no one?

27. things I hate - THE HEAT!

29. favourite film(s)- Van Helsing, The Italian Job, and Sleepy Hollow

31. 3 random facts - I literally cant think of anything right now at all lol

33. something you want to learn - patience 

35. favourite subject - science

37. favourite actor/actress - dont really have one

39. favourite sport(s) - I dont like sports 

41. relationship status - super single

43. favourite song ever - thats so hard! probably something by The Maine I just dont know what

45. how you found out about your idol - I dont have an idol so...

47. turn ons - funny and pays attention to little things

49. where i want to be right now - somewhere where its actually autumn!

51. starsign - Scorpio

53. 5 things that make me happy - food, potatoes, music, pasta, carbs

55. Tumblr friends - I have a couple! and I love you guys dearly! sorry im so bad at talking to you im a terrible communicator

57. favourite animal(s) - cats and dogs. I really want a pet pig too lol

59. why i joined Tumblr - I dont remember, probably some fandom shit Im sure

[dongsooks]

MOnsta X drunk

I am writong this highkey lowkey drunk agin with @wooseook  (we are legal drinking age in our country do not drink illegally kids that is wrong and irresponsible)

spelling errors will be correceted tomoroooow Sober edit: I won’t even bother with ones where you might get what it’s supposed to mean

warning: this is abt alcohol and drinking obviously no one gonna write about  drinking water ya know. Do not click on keep reading if you are against that or do lmoa be naughty ;) [Sober Edit: This got wild, we don’t recall what we meant to write at some places?? But yes uhh,,, enjoy,, i guess. Our stage of drunkness also increased throughout this and you can tell]

Airhead

[Sober Edit: So uh we sorta didn’t write anything about him while intoxicated but we made notes (that look wild omg) and I’ll just put them here. A tame start]

would throw people onto beds, sofas, the ground

Would take a massive alcohole shit 

toilet needs to be evacuated afterwards [Sober Edit 2: I feel like we talked a lot about him and how he would behave, we also left a WHOLE LOTTA SPACE for him here but neither of us recall any more than the things we wrote on the paper so this is all you get..]

[Sober Edit: From here on we’re post party, drinking more wine at home  and getting back to drunk as hell]

Wonhoe

excuse my potty mouth lmao

thninks he’s not a lightweight

IS A LIGHTWEIGHT

 litweight

drinks to “get into the mood” ;))))

gets druuuuuuuunk

pets everyone’s butt

tries to be a wigman [Sober edit: wingman]

ends up as the one getting laid

never sleeps @ his place

cries when poeplle say no homo

at some point you find him making out with someone lol

once fucked a bandmember nobody talks about it

Dolphin boi

lightweight as fuckedy fuck fuck

once drank vodka bull & was wasted for 2 weeks

REALLY CUDDLY

S K I N S H I P

doesn’t care about gender, race, sexuality, or if u r a human or animal or a fuggin tree he will still appreciate, love and complimate you YOU’RE AMAZING [Sober edit: I almost cried here and then drew my friends really pretty friend]

whines about wanting to have an army of children

his own children

cries about the time he thought kihyun was a girl & got plastic surgery 

bc he developed a crush 

but guess what kihyun is a boi lol

is the member wonho fucked SUPRISE

Mommy

could be wasted 

still acts sober

eats all thi thyme [Sober Edit: We ended up craving kebap and I’m pretty sure if it wouldn’t have been like 4 in the morning, we would’ve gone out to get it, we wrote it onto our notes three times!]

calls a taxi @ the end of the night

gets everyone home safely

(he ain’t driving bc he drunk DON’T DRIVE WHEN NOT SBErR YALL STAY SAFE!!!!)

IS THE MUM!!!!

likes wine

whiny wine mum haha

Meme

sips on his drink & judges ALL NIGHT

dosn’t look drunk

so you try to talk to him

and he can’t talk to s a v e  h i s  l i f e

starts to wear dumbass clothes and do a fashion show 

wonho is L I V I N G

meme asfffff

“straight” haha gettit getitty [Sober edit: I’m sorry]

Teacher Honey 

ok honestly speaking

nobody expects him to but boi can drink a lot [Sober edit: i dare to doubt that statement now]

as son as he’s drunk he does AEGYOOOO

him and i.m RAPBATTLE everyone hypes the shit out of them

both say smth mean

it ain’t evin mean they say shit like

“yo last week in japanties you like trippd dude and it looked rrly stupid” [Sober edit: japanties.. I-]

both start crying and say they didn’t mean it

hug but then realize they need to puke pls don’t puke on each otheeer!

kihyun does takey carey of them

sleep in the same bed in spoon position aw

I’M uhhhh

lightweight lol

talks about living in different countries n shit

woah wowwowow show off okokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokkookookookokokokokokokokokok [sober edit: I think I forgot how to stop but??]

drops his glass

everyone: changkyuuuuuun you’re an idiot

him: sorry i am what i am maaaannnn 

*everyone laughs* [sober edit: this is not funny you idiot]

and calls everyone

gets flustered when ppl take the call or call back

hungr when take phoones???? [Sober us here.. we have no idea what that was supposed to mean]

reveales all the secrets hehe 

Final Sober comment: Drink responsibly my dudes and don’t forget to drink water while you drink and carbs in the morning after! Groups I write for

[foodhappyandhealthy]

Ups & Downs

Since it's been a week, time to identify some good changes and some patterns to break.

The Ugly:

On and off, I struggle with sweets. In general, simple carbs have been my enemy. It's funny, as last year it was cheese. :D

How will I curve this problem? Whole wheat bread; prepping healthier options like farro; eating one slice of avo toast and seeing if I'm actually *hungry* before a second. For now, excluding carbs at home I don't have much control around - like that delicious trader joe's Parmesan focaccia I just ate too much of.

Not enough protein. I think I need to add more variety here - chicken, cottage cheese and smoked salmon needs to be expanded. I'm incorporating more chickpeas, and will start incorporating the protein powder I bought.

Moving! I need to get back to moving more. So, my starting goal this week will be - two - at least - 30 minute walks and two 30 minute stationary bikes. One walk is done.

The Good:

Meal prep! *What* I meal prep has been delicious but more varied - like the salads I made this week. I'm getting more greens in. I plan on doing some breakfast meal prep today so I have something healthy for tomorrow and Thursday - oats and berries pls.

Tea at night. A warm, fruity spiced tea has been pleasurable. Without the sugar, it has made me feel like I had a treat without unneededc calories.

[stringofhearts]

Onkey Coworker AU snippet inspired by this prompt. 

Summary: Kibum starts working at the same company as Jinki. Their coworkers know they are both married, but no one knows that they are actually married to each other. So, people end up thinking that Onkey are having an affair and cheating on their respective spouses. I don’t have a title, but I’m thinking “Rumor has it,” or “Talk about town,” something along those lines, so maybe someone can help me and suggest something else (pls help lol).

This is from the morning of Kibum’s first day. It is super domestic and fuzzy. Junghee and Minho are their kids and literally I just wanted to write something where they are all happy.

Special thanks to @a-stranger-song for brainstorming so much of this AU with me and @onewcuckoo for always letting me send her my onkey snippets and being so supportive. ily both. 

“How do you feel about your first day, Kibum?”

“They’re not gonna know what hit them.” Kibum says, his eyes meeting Jinki’s in the mirror. “D-does this shirt look okay?” Kibum asks, turning around to look at his reflection in the mirror.

Jinki smiles, coming up to place his hands on Kibum’s shoulders and turning him towards him. “Yes. You look great.” He says, pulling Kibum towards him to give him a reassuring kiss before letting his hands smooth out the lines of Kibum’s freshly-pressed shirt.

Kibum looks at him, a small sigh of gratitude before returning Jinki’s smile.

Kibum claps his hands together, the unsure look on his face completely gone. “I have to go early to fill out some HR documents. Can you—”

Jinki interrupts him before he can finish speaking. “Already on it. Where are those munchkins anyway? Kids!” He yells as he makes it to the kitchen to check in on Junghee and Minho, who are finishing up their breakfasts.

Minho starts bouncing in his highchair as soon as he sees Jinki coming. “Daddy! Daddy!”

Jinki leans in to give Minho a kiss on his soft baby cheek and smooth back his hair. “Hi sweetie. You enjoying your waffle?”

Minho beams and babbles as he attempts to jab another forkful into his mouth, making a mess.

Thank god for bibs and wet wipes. Jinki thinks, smiling.

“And how about you, baby?” He says, turning his attention to Junghee. “How’s my girl this morning?”

“Good, Daddy!” Junghee replies, smiling in her chair.

“Awww, that makes me so happy, baby.” Jinki says, smiling back at her. He looks at the doorway before dropping his voice to a whisper. “Baby, will you give Daddy a bite? Just one bite?”

Junghee nods. Jinki opens his mouth as Junghee feeds him some waffle. He closes his eyes as he chews slowly, savoring it. Junghee giggles at his happy eating face.

“Lee Jinki!” Kibum says, appearing in the doorway and Jinki opens his eyes, smiling sheepishly, at being caught red-handed.

“Sorry, babe. I’m weak. Please forgive me.” Jinki pouts, putting his hands together in an apology.

Kibum rolls his eyes as he opens the fridge to put the juice away. “Jinki, you were the one who wanted to lose weight.”

“I know! I know! But low-carb is just… it’s so hard.” Jinki sighs.

“O-out! Daddy, out!” Minho yells as he starts to shift in his highchair, tugging on his bib.

Jinki looks down, “All done?” he asks Minho, grateful for any distraction to avoid getting scolded by Kibum. Minho nods his head. “♪All done~♪” Jinki sings as he undoes the bib and wipes Minho’s hands and face before letting him down.

“Junghee, are you done too?” Kibum says from the kitchen. “Can you bring Minho’s and your plates to Papa?”

“Yes, Papa!” Jinki hands her Minho’s plate and helps Junghee push her chair away from the island.

“How about we get you dressed?” Jinki says, looking down to Minho, who darts off immediately, evading Jinki’s arms. Jinki takes off after him.

“Wow, thank you so much, Junghee for helping clear the table!” Kibum says as she reaches him. 

“You’re welcome, Papa!” Junghee smiles, coming to stand next to him.

He looks down at her as he washes the plates. “Okay, snickerdoodle. Daddy is going to drive you to school today. Papa starts his new job, so he has to leave early. Sound okay?”

Junghee smiles shyly, turning her face into Kibum’s pant leg as she hugs his leg. “Yes, Papa.”

“Huh? My leg is suddenly so heavy. That’s funny. I swear my leg wasn’t this heavy earlier.” Kibum says as he turns off the faucet and reaches for the hand towel.

Junghee giggles. “It’s ‘cause I’m here, Papa!”

“Oh, Junghee! Where did you come from?” Kibum grabs her arms, pulling her quickly into the air with a little throw before hugging her tightly to his chest.

“Okay, snickerdoodle. Papa’s going to go now.” He says, giving her a kiss on the cheek. “Will you do Papa a favor and go find Daddy and Minho?” Junghee nods and he sets her down. He watches as she scampers off. Yelling out, Kibum says “Jinx! I’m leaving. I’ll see you at lunch!”

“OKAY!!” Jinki replies from somewhere further in the house, his voice muffled. There is a burst of happy giggles and shrieks as Kibum turns to leave.

[its-pastel]

30 Questions!

I was tagged by @hazeleyedcat, thank you so much, Cat, I have literally been waiting my whole tumblr life span for someone to tag me in one of these, you made it come true, you’re awesome. <3 

answer 30 questions and tag people you’d like to get to know better!

1. Nicknames? Annie, Anči, Anna, Anička, you name it. My name has a lot of variations, I wish I didn’t hate it so much. 

2. Gender? female

3. Star Sign? Aquarius

4. Height? 166.6cm (yes hello I am apparently the child of satan)/ 5 foot and 5 inches 

5. Time? 11:26pm on a Sunday (and I should very much be asleep, I have school tomorrow)

6. Birthday? January 28th! 

7. Favorite bands? LITTLE MIX, Pierce The Veil, One Direction (in the past but also kind of now because I’m trash), Panic! At the disco, Paramore and I’m almost certainly forgetting something. 

8. Favorite solo artists? HARRY STYLES, Ed Sheeran, LP, dodie, Taylor Swift (mostly in the past but she’s slayin’ atm so it’s kind of back) [also I literally opened up my spotify for this but I’m def forgetting someone]

9. Song stuck in my head? No more sad sogs by Little Mix 

10. Last movie you watched? IT (the horror movie)

11. Last show you watched? Arrow? Or possibly Brooklyn 99 I can’t recall, one of those for sure

12. When did you create your blog? oh girl this blog is OLD I may have been 12 when I created it? Probably? so like 5 years ago at least

13. What do I post? A clusterfuck tbh, I post about Harry Styles, Little Mix, b99, dodie queer/lgbtq stuff, memes, jokes, text posts I find funny or relatable..basically anything and everything I like.

14. Last thing I googled? a translator 

15. Do you have any other blogs? I once tried to make a Pierce The Veil blog and a Harry Styles blog later but I was never very active on either

16. Do you get asks? not really, no, although I’d love to, I’m irrelevant though

17. Why did you choose your url? i was looking for something artsy and thought of this because I saw a post about someone calling someone else “a work of art”, not that I’m a work of art but yeah, my previous url was horrendous so I decided to change it

18. Following? 1,083 hOLY FUCK I did not know I follow that many blogs, wow

19. Followers? 515, I know, I’m a tumblr celebrity *sunglasses emoji*

20. Favorite colors? black, red and blue

21. Average hours of sleep? 6 and a half/seven? I try to get 7+ but it rarely works out

22. Lucky number? a 10year old girl asked me this a couple days ago and I still don’t know the answer 

23. Instruments? I play the keyboard and the guitar, used to play the flute in kindergarten

24. What am I wearing? a very faded oversized jurassic park tshirt and black leggins (about to sleep) 

25. How many blankets do I sleep with? ..one? is sleeping with more blankets common? what

26. Dream job? Singer/actress/anything in the film industry l m a o but we all know that ain’t happening

27. Dream trip? Iceland probably, but also anywhere in the UK because I adore the country so much it’s always like a dream being there

28. Favorite food? I don’t think I have one? carbs in general lol those are 11/10

29. Nationality? Slovak

30. Favorite song right now? Oops/Power by Little mix, but to be honest any song by them because I’m really into them right now 

I tag @adorablooodthirsty, @yassspheonixboiii, @lindsay---rose, @brown-aces, @thats-so-haiven, @people--are----poison, @beafearless1, @wonder-womans-wife, @theres-a-storm-coming-tonight, @there-fl0wed-beauty and anyone who wants to do this, say I tagged you! (For real, pls, feel free): 

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About Me

@theginia tagged me!

Name/nickname: Liz

Gender: Female

Star sign: Libra

Height: 5′7″

Hogwarts House: Depends on the day and the quiz, but it’s always been either Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff

Favorite animal: that’s a really mean question and i feel attacked

Hours of sleep: Uhhhhm when I’m obeying the routine I go to bed at 10pm and get up at 7am so ideally nine. Lately, though? Uhhh...well last night was like 6 hours. BUT I’M OKAY!

Dogs or cats: this question isn’t any less mean than the favorite animal one pls stahp ;A;

Number of blankets: Depends entirely on the weather but always at least one, even if it’s hot as balls. I’ll stick my feet out from under it if I have to. Can’t sleep without at least one comfort square.

Dream trip: Oh man there are so many places I wanna go though? I mean my immediate-future dream trip is visiting the bae at her place; hoping to sell it to my folks as a graduation/birthday present in September. Beyond that, I’d probably say Portugal. 1/4 of my blood is from the Azores in particular, and if you wanna get really specific it’s from Flores Island.

Dream job: Anything Graphic Design would be good with me, but specifically? I mean...heck, I can’t narrow it down quite yet. Wanna keep my options open!

Time: 1:18 PST

Birthday: September 26th

Favorite Bands: Broken Iris, Maroon 5 and all the FFXV Soundtrack composers

Favorite Solo Artists: Toby Fox. Guy’s a genius.

Song Stuck In My Head: As of two seconds ago, it’s “A New Hope” by Broken Iris. This will probably change in the next hour because it’s constantly changin—now it’s “Cold” by Maroon 5 SEE WHAT I MEAN? IM MUSIC I CANT HELP IT! NOW IT’S THE EPISODE IGNIS THEME.

Last Movie I watched: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I forget. Haven’t watched one since summer. No time. Been itchin’ to rewatch Kingsglaive for like a week though.

Last Show I Watched: The Incredible Dr. Pol

When Did I Create My Blog: April 2012

What Do I Post/Reblog: Largely FFXV, but also funny stuff, cats and the occasional Homestuck because I can’t shake my first fandom.

Last Thing I Googled:  "Orange and White Tabby Maine Coon”

Other Blogs: @ohnoignis BRAND NEW AS OF FRIDAY GO FOLLOW

Do I Get Asks: Sometimes but not enough pls talk to me I don’t bite

Why I Chose My URL: Ignis Scientia Must Be Protected

Following: 54

Followers: 1041 (mind you i have no idea how many are pornbots =_=)

Lucky Number: 42

Favorite Instrument: Violin and flute HEY GINIA SAME FAVES! But yeah I played the flute from 5th grade to 10th and I lament the low pain threshold of my fingertips because I really wish I could learn the violin. But weenie fingertips, so I’ll just have to listen to as much as I can.

What Am I Wearing: Blue jeans and an undershirt, about to pull on my long-sleeved Seahawks shirt and hoof it over to the art building to print an assignment for tomorrow.

Favorite Food: Carbs and red meat. Nuff said.

Nationality: United States

Favorite Song: This is another question you Do Not Ask the Liz. Seriously. My brain will implode if I think on it.

Last Book Read: Do fanfics count? I say fanfics count; many are better-written than standard novels LIKE OH, YOU WONDROUS CREATURE FOR EXAMPLE, which is what I last read.

Top Three Fictional Universes I’d Like To Join: FFXV, Harry Potter, or Pokémon.

I taaaaaaaaag... @geminiderp @fatal-blow and @leticheecopae! GOGOGO!