#CALM DOWN JESUS

[shiftythrifting]

hardest shirts ever known to mankind

[kaleidoscopiccc]

guys half of rtctok HATES me this is HILARIOUS

[arcwrath]

It's honestly amazing that when you change the simplest things and people stop and go "oh, oh my God that's YOU?!" LIKE BITCH tf you saw me last week x.x

[bogleech]

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I thought this line was so fucking funny in 1987 I horrified multiple adults by adding it to my lexicon and over three decades later it’s actually funnier than I could ever imagine

[alakuhfuckingzam]

the v's are so funny to me. they own some of the biggest media companies in hell. they're a bunch of upstarts who have the patience of a toddler. only one of them can deal with the others shit at a time like they're playing the worst game of rock paper scissors ever. they call each other pet names. they're hells worst polycule. they're somehow the least and most efficient business partners ever. they're some of the most impulsive people on the cast. they manipulate each other constantly. they're a moth, a tv, and a clown. one of them is shown to be so much worse than the other two. i think they'd kill each other if they were allowed too. they lean on each other so heavily they'd knock over the leaning tower of piza. ive never seen three cunts try so hard in my life.

like what is wrong with them i want to put them in a terrarium and observe them with a magnifying glass.

[desperatecheesecubes]

It would be so funny if, instead of recording a heartfelt message, Jason just called Bruce a bitch one last time

[redladydeath]

shout out to vox hazbin hotel for having the worst, most dogshit taste in men possible and just owning it, like holy shit

[aetherixs]

peter nureyev during the most crucial and tense moments of his entire life:

ok but the car TALKS TO YOU?? you’re FRIENDS? HOW????

[thesamoanqueen]

Do y'all ever had a thought so inappropriate that you feel the need to dump a bucket of holy water on urself or its just me?

[p4nishers]

give me a straight explanation for buck being over the moon about eddie having no game. there's precisely none. like we all know he just wants eddie to himself there's really no denying it at this point.

[wikitpowers]

imagine kit comforting ty in an uncomfortable, loud environment by saying “hey, look at me” and ty thinking you’re all i ever look at

[winterstellars]

sir a second biblical reference has hit aegon targaryen....

[sonknuxadow]

okay sorry this is gonna come off as a little mean but i do not like any ships involving fleetway super sonic . or at least not the takes on them that ive seen because they all mischaracterize him. maybe if people would do this stuff with super sonic during the time he was separated from sonic and was niceys i might feel differently about some pairings ive seen but people never do it with niceys super its always evil super but specifically the weird fandomized version of him that you get from getting all your info from fanart/fanfics instead of the comics . and i specify niceys super because evil super in the actual comics would not be dating anyone he does not care about flirting with shadow or amy or scourge or whoever the hell he only cares about biting and killing and maiming . yes even if theyre sonics friends or the character you ship sonic with . sorry

[sunnymainecoonx]

You could doodle the „you guys wanna start a polyamorous marriage“ from snapcube‘s sonic fandub with Dream, Shattered and Cross, if you‘re feeling up to it :3c

Smth like this

[thejadecount]

I’d like to think that upon seeing 18! Mikey, all the other iterations of the TMNT (including the other versions of himself) would instantly go into “protect child from danger” mode

without realizing 18! Mikey IS the danger

[brilliantfantasticgeronimo]

reddit really hates space babies, geez.