It's tea time~💗
I based it on this image that Clown uploaded to his account where Wally is having tea with Home. 🌟
72 notes
·
View notes
(*cracks knuckles*)
Time to block some minors~
11 notes
·
View notes
What do they say about drummers?
You do not know?! I have to be the one to tell you?!
Okay, but you asked.
Drummers, as you probably know, are all about rhythm. They spend hours perfecting their timing, coordination, and groove. And studies have shown that rhythmic ability can actually be linked to sexual prowess~
So, remember, every-time you practice you’re improving that “pound town” skill.
Love ya!
Bye~
3 notes
·
View notes
cw: slightly suggestive
when nanami kento saw his wife about to leave the house in a stunning, tight sundress, he swore his whole world stopped for a moment.
“honey?”
“hm?” you glanced at him, then looked back at the mirror, trying not to stab yourself with your earring. nanami cleared his throat. “where are you going?” he asked as he walked over, standing behind you and sliding his hands around your waist.
“i’m having lunch with my friends, sweetie. i told you that this morning, remember?” you raised a brow, confused. your husband nodded dazedly, his eyes glued to your figure.
“right.” he swallowed, his throat suddenly dry. “where are you going to have lunch?” he asked, his hands gently roaming over your body, feeling the fabric of the dress he so badly wanted to tear off you.
“that cafe we always go to…” you trailed off, finally securing your earring. “are you okay?” you met his gaze through the mirror. “i do this once a month—same place, same people.”
he nodded, humming in acknowledgment. you stayed silent for a moment, trying to figure out what had him so distracted. now that your earring was in place, you became hyper-aware of his hands, their slow, deliberate movements over your hips, squeezing in that familiar way that told you he was restraining himself from acting on his desires.
oh.
a blush crept up your cheeks as you realized nanami hadn’t seen this dress on you yet. you’d just bought it last week and forgot to show him. “kento?”
you called out to him, but he seemed too entranced by the way the dress clung to your curves. he leaned in closer, burying his nose in your neck, his hands trailing down to squeeze your thighs.
you let out a startled moan, hastily covering your mouth. he inhaled deeply, the scent of your perfume overwhelming his senses.
“your friends won’t mind if you’re a few minutes late, right?”
15K notes
·
View notes
I was having a discussion with my good ol’ friend @scalpho about the new Gilear art and how I thought he looked weirdly tall and scraggly. He thought gilear was 5’10/5’11 but I thought Gilear was a short king so we did some “math”
Introducing stage one, AVSGH
Using the new Gilear faeth art, I took the average length of sunglasses to be around 14cm, worked out roughly how many sunglasses tall Gilear was and multiplied it by the 14cm. Which made him a brilliant 122cm tall and for scalpho, a devastating 122cm tall.
AND then scalpho put his sunglasses on him because he was in the zone now
Now, we knew we needed more evidence to support the Gilear short king claim in order for it to be irrefutable.
Stage two, AVPLH
Using the old Gilear art where he’s got the cap of a fountain pen in his pocket, we took the average height of that to be around 5.5cm and calculated Gilear height using the AVPLH.
HOWEVER, his feet are simply on two different planes so scalpho took the height from his left foot and I took his height from his right foot.
We averaged it out to be 122cm again but scalpho made the brilliant point that there are often inconsistencies in height of characters compared to objects due to art style so our next move would take this into account
Stage three, AVGHH
Average gorgug headphone height was devised by scalpho. If we took the average height of gorgugs headphones and divided his canon height of 6’4 by how many headphones tall he was, then scaled Gilear down to a size where his head was roughly the same size as gorgug, we would discover his true height.
First we had to find out the AVGHH
Next we put Gilear next to him
We found out Gilear was roughly 5’1
In order to confirm this, we then placed hallariel next to gorgug to see if we would get 5’11 and hence all the evidence leads us to believe that Gilear faeth is canonically, without a shadow of a doubt, probably, most likely, maybe 5’1.
(Mr Brennan Lee Mulligan please confirm)
192 notes
·
View notes
Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office
44K notes
·
View notes