#Buy Girls Scout

[spacedace]

Girl scout cookie season has to be fucking hell in Gotham

Like, okay so I don't actually know anything about girl scouts, but it has to be intense right? Every girl scout in the city has to know that Bruce Wayne is a soft touch and will buy out your entire stock if you just look at him with even a hint of a sad frown. Which means outside of Wayne Enterprises and Wayne Manor is prime real estate, the kind of hot spots that scouts and their parents are willing to go to war for. Like, full on street brawls breaking out between these little girls and their rival troops over common Bruce Wayne locations.

And it's *Gotham* so you know there are like, Gotham Specific badges for things like "Improvised Weaponry" and "Urban War Tactics" I bet there are badges for helping people during Rogue attacks, with like a badge for each specific Rogue and a badge you get if you've earned all the others.

Just. Gotham Girl Scouts have to be scarier than any Marine, and are probably on so many watch lists, both ad potential heroes and villains.

[jellyaibo]

HOORAY! my stickers are neow on ko-fi ^_^ come and get some while supplies last!!!!!!!

[jinx-lirin]

GIRL SCOUT COOKIE SEASON

Come buy some from my sister please :3c

https://digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/winfrey233709

You need to buy 4 boxes for shipping so please be prepared for that.

They ship fast though! I was surprised. And now I'm stocked up on Thin Mints for the year~

[citizenlodge]

texting my landlord but i live in p**********a

[martyrbat]

dc holiday special (2017)

*puts on my scholar glasses* is the cookie tiny or are his hands gigantic?

[transsekai]

Sometimes all a tranny needs is to remember they and their friends aren't alone in this world

We aren't alone, and we never will be alone. Because no matter what happens there will be transgender people. And no one can take that from us

[veryrealauthorthings]

[eclipseatdawn]

Damn I really am a boring adult the first thing I bought with my first paycheck was a desk seat cushion and a britta. Who am i?

[stripesysheaven]

guess who got soap, girl scout cookies, and plants from the local farmer’s market today <333

[the-tomato-man-can]

Adulthood is knowing 5+ people with kids in Girl Scouts and having to decide whether to buy from only one kid and feeling guilty about not supporting the others, or buy/eat enough Girl Scout cookies to feed a small village

[strawberri-draws]

Guys help I love my ch design for my final in animation 😭 she’s so cute

[theworstcreature]

No maternal instinct but you know what I do have?? Older sibling instinct. I will see a kid with fun and or goofy energy and immediately feel the urge to hassle, vibe with, help, and teach random shit to them.

[luckycharms1701]

I assume your favorite girl scout cookies are either something goated like the mint thins and samoas or something wild like the lemon or normal or peanut butter cookies

hehe, you are correct! my favorite are thin mints, although i am very fond of samoas and the shortbread ones

[kiwibirb1]

Benefits of being a girl scout include cookies. We have cookies join the dark side

[venacoeurva]

I should be able to send out sketches for the remaining n s f w comms that haven't been sketch approved yet at the start of next week, provided my internet behaves!

[zeninsama-moved]

aki’s problem is he can’t say no to people so when the girl scouts knock on his door yes he will buy a box or two. and when they stop him outside of the grocery store like two days later and ask if he wants some cookies? sure. he ends up with more cookies than he knows what to do with because he can’t say “no thank you” and keep walking.