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For your WIP Wednesday:
I am so interested in what you have for the Foxes RA.
That poor person has to deal with all kinds of stuff. They have to be either so cool with the team or opt to stay out of it. They gotta have Coach's number on speed dial lmaooo
WIP Wednesday 10/9. My document is literally titled "Poor Exy RA". I feel like you just have to accept the chaos to survive.
Sam clicked away from her email hoping that it had changed. She brought her curser back over, but the horror still awaited her.
“Congratulations you’ve been placed in Fox Tower!”
She was in hell. She had to be. She wasn’t sure exactly what she had done in a previous life to earn this dubious assignment, but it better have been worth it.
Sam was the furthest thing from athletic. She tripped regularly over air. Still, she thought as she prepared to read her email and hopefully get to the third line. She didn’t have to be athletic to be supportive.
Plus, she had glitter glue pens. Bitches love glitter glue pens.
“Resident Assistants are a vital part of our community. We are grateful you will be stepping into such a crucial role.”
She was a student. They were student-athletes. They had the most important thing in common. (Yes she was lying to herself. She could admit that.
“Central Hallway Floor 4 is a co-ed floor that contains six suites.”
Okay, up to 24 students. That was one of the smaller assignments. Maybe this wouldn’t be so bad.
Then she opened the accompanying Excel file and immediately regretted it. How early was she allowed to quit and still not have to pay for room and board?
#aftg#aftg fic#all for the game#wip wednesday#Poor Exy RA#I don't have a tag for this yet#One of the books referenced a male RA getting high with Seth and the other seniors.#But we're ignoring that#I was an RA and the majority of us were female or non-binary
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inktober prompt plump
#myart#inktober#bg3#bg3 fanart#LOOK AT HIM#this came out so much better than I feared#i still have less than zero grasp of anatomy#but we're ignoring that
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Everyone in my family uses their actual, unusual last name for their Steam account. Except me. My Friends list looks like a phone book...
#except me#I use a childhood nickname a friend gave me#it's also part of my main email address#but we're ignoring that#and my sister uses her maiden name#her legal name is The Most Common Thing Ever#but her maiden name means she's one of <1000 worldwide#Mom's last name has been Anglicized so it's more common than it kinda should be#buuuuuuut she also uses her initials in front of it
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Floor 3, Room 30
weekly theme: time
this room is made of perfectly smooth metal, completely seamless. it also contains no hard corners, with the corners and even the places where the walls meet the floor and ceiling gently rounded. pacing the middle of the chamber is a gaunt quadrupedal creature, shaking and snarling at its confinement. as soon as the door to this room is opened it howls balefully and moves to attack. in addition to the weak template, the hound of tindalos suffers from its vulnerable to curved spaces trait while in this room.
monsters: 1x weak hound of tindalos
loot: there is nothing of value here.
#dungeon23#pathfinder 2e#ok yes technically the restriction is just that they can only teleport *to* angles not only *from* them#but we're ignoring that
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#if i have a specific flask for ONE POTION and the apprentice ignores the system its on them#stop talking down to alchemists like we're dumb#go ahead and wave your sticks at each other while i bottle pure imagination and turn it into a bomb#shadow wizard money gang#wizard posting#wizardcore#pondering orb#potions#shadow wizard grindset#casting spells
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
#Sir Crocodile#Monkey D Dragon#Emporio Ivankov#Dragodile#Crocodad#My art#One Piece#We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay#Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao#I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally#He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that#Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy#And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do#But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion
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you said you were stuck in a time loop, which was fine. i feel like late-stage capitalism has us all in a time loop, ammiright? you came barging in at 5:33. in the morning. i hadn't even processed the idea of coffee.
but you had this look of utter panic in your eyes. terror like the ocean. you grabbed my cheeks. im in a time loop.
i don't know why in movies the first reaction is to deny it. when someone is panicking like that, it's not appropriate to ask them to calm down. it didn't matter if i believed it, what mattered was that you believed it so much that it was consuming you.
so here we are. i pour you some of the dark roast. "you look like utter and entire hell," i say.
you push your fingers into your eyes. "you always say that."
i try to think of something funny to say that i wouldn't have said on previous time loops, but jokes don't land without the proper timing (lol). "remind me to think -"
"-yeah, of a joke that only works in the future. and before you say anything, i know you're pissed i just stole your punchline." you bolt the coffee, which is wild. it's very hot. you don't seem to notice.
i blow on mine to cool it down. i both am very pissed at you and also i can't see you in this amount of panic without wanting to help. but i'm also not really sure what we are, not since i saw you kiss her like that, no offense. it just was like, kind of rude when you knew i liked you.
and besides. i'm just like, barely a person. i write omegaverse fanfiction. i love the concept of a time loop, but what the fuck am i gonna do? send an alpha in there? i open my mouth.
you point at me. "you're about to ask why me. and then say some disparaging shit about yourself. i'm just a nerd who plays dnd or something. that self-own is slightly different each time." you sigh. "i know you think you can't really help me. i don't know who can help me. i only came to you because you fucking believe me." you check your watch, sigh, and throw your head back. you cover your eyes with one hand. "i've come here on 26 separate revolutions," you say. "you have believed me every time. and yeah, i have no idea how you fit into this but i just -" you sigh again. "i just like fucking talking to someone about it."
"do you need more cof-" i start, but you're already holding the empty cup out. i frown at it. "you're not getting any more until you promise not to bolt this one like an animal."
you laugh a little and sit up, pushing your hair out of your face. "okay, that's new dialogue. but to be fair to you, i'm not usually this rude. i'm still pretty new at all of this." you check your watch again. another sigh. i guess you're cruising for a personal best in the Sigh Olympics.
i almost tell you im not an NPC but i've played enough video games to know i'm very much an NPC. i pour you another cup. "so what happens in the loop?"
"really bad explosion." you mutter into the mug. you put your elbows on the table (rude) and bury your face in your arms like an angsty teenager. one hand floats up while you talk, because evidently you literally can't talk without your hands. "i have to save the day and there's this bomb and i have no bomb training and it keeps moving, you know."
"do i die?"
you peek up from your arms. "yeah. bigtime. you keep trying to run or stay or do anything and you always super die."
"oh."
"to be fair, like, everyone dies in it though.... so you're in good company."
i hate that you make me laugh. i hate that being around you always feels tingly and strange, this electric tension between us. something that is evidently (given how you stuck your tongue down a stranger's throat literally 3 days ago) (well. 3 for me) super one-sided. i take a sip of my coffee and close my eyes.
i die today, i guess. a little spark of panic starts at the top of my hands and starts whipping up my wrists.
"shit," you say. you look at your watch and jump to your feet. "i have to go. if i can come back, i will. i am still trying to figure out when is best to do everything, you know? the order of stuff. maybe morning isn't good for us."
i look up at you and think about how you keep kissing me in the back of my car and in alleyways and in the dark. and i can never fucking get a read on you. and i also think about how incredibly panicked you look. how broken. how long have you been doing this? "i don't want to die," i say.
you glance downwards. "well, you're not really dead, you'll come back in the loop."
"but i will have died." my hands are shaking. i am trying really hard to stay calm.
you push your hands through your hair again. "i really have to go. i will have this discussion with the next version of you, though. it is like, something i am thinking about."
"but i don't get a next version," i say. i don't really have the language for this, because i haven't had 26 tries with you. i only have my memories: you, a week ago. drunk and telling me you loved me in my ear. you, kissing her anyway. you, months ago, throwing up on my birthday, whispering to me i ruin everything i touch, always, over and over. please don't ask. i can't ever fucking have that be you.
i run my finger along the rim of the mug. "i don't want to die in this one."
you seem baffled by this. "i get that but - time will reset, you'll be fine, you won't even remember we talked about this."
"but i know now." i stand up too. "i have to live the rest of this day knowing i could die. knowing i probably am going to."
"you could always die, to be fair."
i feel my hands get out of control. "earlier, you said i always say a different insult about myself. what if you're just going through different parallel universes and those are all just different - but real - versions of myself? what if you're not in a time loop, you're in a fucking universe loop?"
"if it helps, i've wondered this too. also, you're hot in all of them. if that helps."
i point at you. "no flirting. i'm trying to figure out if i die today."
"who's flirting?" you catch my wild hands and give me that long, perfect smile. like we're in this together. "i won't let ya die." you check your watch and sigh again. "well. maybe not this time."
i grit my teeth. you are so not making quips at me while i try to explain the existential dread i'm having. "does the time loop reset if i fucking kill you?"
"honestly i don't know how long it continues after i die, because i just wake up. it could be that the loop goes until the explosion for everyone, and we're all in the loop, or it could be that when i die, the loop restarts. when i die i wake up, is all."
i pull away from you and stalk into the kitchen and start doing all 3 of my dishes. "okay, first, you know i was joking. and secondly, this is exactly my point. you don't know if this is just a parallel universe. maybe in the ones where you died, the explosion happened and nobody reset and it's just you travelling." i have to stop and push my heel into my eyeball. "... how often have you died?"
i look at you. you look at me. you give me this very sad, halfway smile and a little what can ya do shrug. something in that action seems so old and weary that i want to burst into tears.
"i have to go," you say. "really. for real. there's this family of five i save from getting into a car crash. and i know it's like oh but we're all gonna die in the explosion anyway, what's the point. and..." you shrug again. "it matters to me, is all. at least i saved them for now. at least i saved anything."
you pad over to me and wrap me in a tight hug. you always seem so tall against me. i feel your cheek rest against the top of my head for a moment. for a second, it's just us, and the space is warm, and my heart is a little broken hare.
you leave me there, and i stand in my stupid badly lit kitchen with my stupid mugs. i think about you. i start texting my mom that she needs to get out of the city, but it feels pointless.
i don't know what to do. tomorrow is the same day for you. but i have to prepare to die in my today.
#warm up#prose#i just realized that there's a horror film in there about being someone NOT in a loop.#if i wanted to make it longer i'd have them come back like SUPER battered and hellish.#on round like 999#like halfway through lunch like - YOU . I LOVE U . IM SORRY . I RUINED IT BC I LOVE U CANT U SEE THAT#but like. yeah man what happens when someone else in control of ur destiny#what happens to all the versions of u that DO die...#i also wanted a pre-redemption time looper - this person#(who in my brain is they/them)#is absolutelyyyyyy toying with the narrator bc the time looper is caught up in like#an emo angsty '' i can't have what i want bc i ruin things'' self harm spiral#and like literally the way out of that spiral is to TRY bud.#but this is a person pre-redemption. still kind of an ass. still not really listening to her#still a little bit ignoring that they kissed someone 3 days ago#still KNOWS she likes them and DOES like her back. but is just too chickenshit still.#we're talkin that person we've ALL dated that's like ''i can't be with u anymore bc i am Too Broken and I Can't Stand Hurting U"#... i imagine they grow up tho. eventually.
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Imagine Simon's mom doesn't die with Tommy and Beth. Maybe she was out of town, or at a friend's house, and Roba's men were sloppy and missed her. Anyway, so it's just Simon and her now, and because he blames himself for what happened, he's pulled away from her.
He pays her rent, even if he wanted her to live in a nicer apartment complex. And he visits during her birthday and Mother's Day, and sometimes just randomly stops by. But he never stays very long, and he doesn't tell her a lot about his new life. It's a very one sided relationship, but she tries to make the best of it.
And then you move in next door, during one of Simon's deployments. You feel bad for the sweet lady that lives next to you. She never seems to have much company, and you take it upon yourself to befriend her, spending more time in her apartment than your own.
You learn about her ex husband, her sons, the tragedy, and most importantly, you learn about Simon. And you hate him. Mrs. Riley (she insists you call her Sarah) is such a lovely woman, and it's clear how much she cares about her living son, how hard she's trying to keep their relationship alive.
It's the second Mother's Day after you move in when you finally meet Simon. Your relationship with your own mother is complicated, so you've opted to spend the day with Mrs. Riley. You'd gotten her a small present, and had planned to spend the day drinking wine and watching historical romance movies.
You're thoroughly shocked when you knock on her door, and a man answers. Six feet, built like a brick house, but under his scowl, you recognize Sarah's eyes.
“You must be Simon.”
His scowl deepens, but before he can say anything, Mama Riley is pushing past him, pulling you into her apartment to fuss over you.
She apologizes for not telling you sooner, but your plans will have to be rescheduled. Simon's back early, and she can't waste a precious second.
You're understanding. You've listened to her worried rants, given her space to cry over how things have turned out. You know she loves spending time with her son, even if the visits are short and he doesn't talk much.
Simon doesn't miss the way you glare at him. There's a fury in your eyes, even as you cheerily wish his mother a happy mother's day. For a moment, he wonders if you're a spy. But that thought is quickly diminished, when you verbally eviscerate him at the door.
You're quiet, not wanting to upset his mom, but your anger is clear. It may not be your business, but Mama Riley is your friend, and you adore the older woman. And you cannot stand by while he treats her like this. She loves her son so much, and he needs to step up and try harder.
As you're chewing him out, Simon's already head over heels, planning your wedding as the seconds tick by.
(A/N: You can read this as a stand alone piece, but I did write 3 more drabbles (four in total!) for this! They're all on my blog under the tag mama riley au. Thank you for reading!)
Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley imagine#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#we're ignoring canon because this was all i could think about at work today#he'd get his shit together so fast. and his mom would immediately clock him for having a crush.#she'd be more protective of you than him lol#my writing#mama riley au
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nina's a little bit older here but she's still very much a little sister to them!!
#nina tucker#alphonse elric#edward elric#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fmab#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#ehhh the croppings kinda weird but i dont care <3#NINA IS SO FUN TO DRAWWWW#shes maybe like 7 or 8 here. i had no clue she was 4/5 in the og so i just had the shock of a life time#wastelands au#so ermmm idk how to even incorporate shou tucker into the au so we're prompty ignoring him for now. just enjoy nina with the elrics :^)
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So it's okay when you go to other times, and you save people's lives, but not when it's me saving my dad.
DOCTOR WHO (2005 - ) I 1.08 - 14.01
#dwedit#doctor who#userveronika#timelordgifs#byaurore#usersugar#ajlooks#userallisyn#tuserpris#tuserrachel#userdiana#userkristi#alivedean#userelio#usereena#userzo#userrlaura#tusercora#tuserpolly#usergiu#athurpendragonns#userbecca#jemmablossom#tuserhan#useremu#ncuti gatwa#rose tyler#dw spoilers#we're gonna ignore the non aligned text please#i love season 1 because the lightning changes all the time let's go girl give us nothing
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Love the idea of these 4 going on a double date and it gets chaotic (Husk complained about being the get-away driver but he secretly loved it)
#we're conveniently ignoring that he's turning the steering wheel the wrong way oops#I don't draw cars#just messing around with my art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#huskerdust#cherrisnake#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel sir pentious#hazbin hotel cherri bomb
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my favorite scene redraw from S5E13: "Migration"
#miraculous ladybug#miraculous fanart#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#ml ladybug#luka couffaine#westy doodles#comic#tales of ladybug and cat noir#ladybug and chat noir#YEAH SCENE REDRQW#i dunno this is just one of my favorite episodes!! and i love this scene so much#i love how it plays out and i love marinettes expressions#and just wanted to draw it in comic format!#first time drawing luka as well??? howd i do????#also everybody lets PLEASE collectively ignore my gradeschool handwriting okay#i hate fiddling with text adder so i just write and i kind of hate it but we're dealing with it!!#mlb redraws
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just need to share how much I dislike this post lol
people will fully expect trans men to put ourselves on the line for everyone else and meanwhile the only time they acknowledge our existence is to talk about how "low risk" we are (obviously untrue) or to volunteer us out as a community for potentially dangerous activist endeavors that they wouldn't risk doing themselves
"we need to get uncomfortable!" and what's actually being discussed is convincing a subset of the community to be uncomfortable on your behalf while you do nothing to show solidarity with us
#transandrophobia#also all it does is reinforce passing privilege#because the assumption here is trans men automatically pass so well that it's dumb to be transphobic against us#like what does this accomplish it's so insanely misguided#also the climate of reproductive rights in the US is a mess right now and telling guys who are potentially at risk in that area#to go rile up cis people for basically performance art#is a terrible idea#not even suggesting how you would go about this in a way that would keep the protestors safe#just being like GO DO IT BOYS LOL#and then being resentful when people point out how stupid this is#this person literally never even talks about transmasc issues btw#they've brought us up entirely Once and it was to imply we face no transphobia and should protest on their behalf#it frustrates me how disconnected the rest of the community are from our issues and they mostly ignore us then talk about us like this#if you're not capable of showing solidarity with us then just don't mention us honestly!#idc if you don't center us in your politics but leave us alone lol!#we're not your pawns or tools in activism we are a vulnerable community who faces much of the same problems as you
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I wanted to participate in the funnie drawing meme too (Original image, post, and uncolored version under the cut)
#simon says#my art#art#i think we're gonna have to kill this guy#mlp#my little pony#mlp applejack#applejack#garfield#garfield the cat#my little pony friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fim#mlp art#drawing#redraw#i think we're gonna have to kill this guy steven#comic#ignore the fact that THIS is the first art I posted in like 2 months#a lot has been going on so I guess I can only motivate myself to draw memes lmao
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Stay the fuck away from trans women
everything in this post is TMRA garbage, not worth even arguing with.
People like this have no business speaking to or about us, let alone insisting that we should be in community with them. This is just tortured rationalization to treat us like garbage and reify patriarchal hierarchy by placing men in authority and power over women.
Trans women, you do not have to let toxic dipshits like this into your lives nor do you have to listen to them. They do not know what they're talking about, they only want to define our place as subordinate to them even as they move through the world as actual men. Be free of this garbage, be yourselves, don't let this shit drag you down.
people like this love to accuse us of terf rhetoric, but that entire post is literally terf rhetoric
also could someone who is not one of these unhinged woman-hating MRAs explain how people got to "white trans women are more male than other trans women" like they realize they're just trying to litigate excuses to say that shit and this isn't real analysis or theory right? Especially given how often trans women of color are ~suddenly white~ when people are mad at them?
#transmisogyny#you do not get to police OUR connection to motherhood you misogynist piece of shit#if your approach to trans women is to whine about how we're not demure enough for your fucking tastes#and ignore the significant material oppression we face in employment housing and violent discrimination#then your issue isn't really with what you falsely claim our socialization is your issue is you#leave us the fuck alone
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actually, daniel molloy is so real. cause if i offered to get on my knees for a guy and he telepathically shoved me to my knees, i would get a boner too
#ignore the context of the scene it’s fine#he's fine we're all fine#daniel’s a freak he’s into it#interview with the vampire#iwtv#devil's minion#danmand#armandaniel#iggy’s bullshit#don’t be afraid just start the tape
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