#But that’s neither here nor there

[dear-ao3]

perhaps an unpopular opinion but i personally love when celebrities are chronically online and know exactly what their fans are up to and play into it. it’s so funny.

[scorpiussage]

Happy birthday to Cillian Murphy!! May he spend the day hiding in whatever bushes he likes 😌

[artiststarme]

Steve and Robin lose their job at Family Video in the wake of that fateful Spring Break but not for the reasons one might think. It wasn’t because they closed early on one of their busiest days to track down the town’s infamous ‘murderer’. It wasn’t because they skipped their shifts for four days in a row. It wasn’t even because they told Keith to his face that ‘they would rather die in the earthquake and fall into hell than work another boring shift’.

No, they lost their jobs because of a grudge they kept. Both Steve and Robin refused to sell any tapes to anyone they thought may have been involved with Eddie’s manhunt, unfair people’s trial, or the continued harassment after he was proclaimed innocent. Justifiably, they had their reasons.

“Oh no Andy, we can’t let you rent this one. You’ve already lost enough brain cells being brainwashed by Jason. Maybe watch the news or something.”

“Mrs. Wheeler? You absolutely may not rent anything. Maybe go call the police again since that’s what you like doing.”

“Oh ho ho, Officer Callahan! Funny to see you here, you know, not hunting down children. Get out of here. Come back when you have a warrant, asshole.”

So yes, they lost their jobs but not their dignity. Inevitably, when they went back to the Munson’s new trailer or to Steve’s empty house, they had what really mattered. They could watch the movies off of tapes they stole, Steve could cuddle in Eddie’s scarred arms, and Robin could rant about how many films would be better with lesbians in them. As it should be.

(They lose a series of jobs after Family Video as well. Robin and Steve get fired from the diner, the library, and Melvald’s all for refusing business to the asshats that made Eddie’s life hell. Because in their eyes, the whole town could suck it.)

[officialgleamstar]

I know Dan they/them-ing Conrad was just Freddie slipping up and using Alex’s pronouns instead but. Man. He/they Conrad could be so real, my little baby …

[m3ntal-hiatus]

gojo wears his shades in highschool in order to protect himself from headaches due to his ct, yeah?

i wonder if gojo’s headaches developed into migraines after geto left, so he upgraded to blindfolds because the glasses weren’t cutting it anymore.

[palespawn]

i Do Not See “astarion is a father” posts i’m sorry, this man is a wine aunt

[70smarauderz]

prongsfoot fics where sirius patronus is a stag u mean so much to me

[streetmed1c]

This is somewhat old but… what if they kissed what then people what then…

[parti-poppers]

That one time I was convinced to draw lencest (if this counts)

[heavenbarnes]

i love how older bf simon deals w tech in his job but cant operate a phone lmfao such a fun juxtaposition c:

simon “i can get a thermal imaging drone in the air within seconds but i need you to hold my hand whilst i change my ringtone” riley is real and i had him for dessert 🫶🏼

[sygzie]

“fear her is boring” “[random s2 ep] doesn’t have a compelling plot” the plot.. the tenrose love story is developed into new depths every episode and you’re worried about the alien invasions..

[sluttywonwoo]

I don't know about you but I've been in such a lovesick/semi horny mood lately

And I'm currently single and trying to figure my life out so I don't really wanna go and give dating a try right now

But dear lord do I need to be treated softly and loved intensely

I wanna sit in a man's lap while he kisses me and tells me how beautiful I am. I want someone to come home with a surprise bouquet of flowers for me cause they saw them and thought of me. I want to be held closely as I fall asleep

exactly how i feel… lovesick is such a good word for it. and i love my independence and i love only being responsible for myself but it does get lonely sometimes 😭

[strangersatellites]

trouble’s always gonna find you, baby (but so am i) 🔗

for the @steddiebang

art from @becomingfoxes and art @amethyst-crowns

with bonus art from @jellyfish-confetti and ames

explicit | 88k words | complete

Steve Harrington has spent the better part of the last five years knocking out hit after hit for the Assassin's Guild and becoming one of the most lethal agents in the business. After a series of unprecedented, wildly successful cases across the country, his boss pulls him off the active case roster for eight months. He's been keeping tabs on the Chicago Syndicate for years and has finally deemed Steve ready to take out their leader, The Sandman.

The only problem is that undercover agents have been able to turn up little to no information regarding The Sandman's identity. The only information the Guild has been able to dredge up is the name of one of their business fronts: a sophisticated private nightclub called Hellfire, and the name of its director, Syndicate member Eddie Munson.

or: Eddie is a low ranking member of the mafia and Steve is the assassin hired to kill his boss.

[mossterious]

Ballet Hardison is done! This complete my sports au trio of drawings!

I think that Nate would be a retired athlete who got hurt and had to stop, and Sophie would be… something. Maybe a choreographer? I dunno. I don’t think I’ll be drawing them yet, anyway, but that’s still food for thought!

[dwtdog]

dnfies will make us some good videos together it’s ok…

they r creating beautiful babies (new youtube videos) rn