#But mr h is probably paying attention rn so

[james-is-nasqueer]

It's literally so funny that Alex Bowman is doing the best out of all the Hendrick drivers right now when two weeks ago he was getting interrogated about his job outlook for next year. "Worst Hendrick car" that might be true in general but 1) that's a very high bar and 2) well guess who's getting better results right now. yknow the thing that actually matters in this format

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[grandmasterofwangxiancultivation]

MDZS ch.111 pt.1

Chapter 111: WangXian (Part One)

me reading WANGXIAN in the title: hanji.exe has stopped working

i’d like to at least read this chapter before my heart stops!!!! i already know it contains smut and I CAN’T WAIT

EDIT: 

The sun hadn’t risen yet. It was still quiet over the streets. Wei WuXian and Lan WangJi walked together, hearing only the soft taps of the donkey’s hooves clicking on the ground.

THEY ARE WALKING TOGETHER

EDIT 2:

Wei WuXian fished out an apple from inside and placed it near his mouth. Staring at Lan WangJi’s handsome face from the side, he gave it quite a loud crunch.

WWX’S THOUGHTS LIGHTING OUR DAY WITH THAT L’AN WANGJI’S HANDSOME FACE and biting the apple loudly probably to get his attention òdslvpsfkvop

EDIT 3:

After a pause, Lan WangJi spoke, “Wei Ying.”

Wei WuXian, “What?”

Lan WangJi, “There is something I have never told you.”

Wei WuXian somehow felt his heart skip a beat, “What is it?”

“I LOVE YOU YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE PLEASE MARRY ME AND HAVE MY CHILDREN”?????

EDIT 4:

Somebody had caught up indeed, but it was much better than expected. Lan SiZhui ran over, panting, “H-HanGuang-Jun, Senior Wei!”

(OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD *tries and fails to breath properly* is he- oh shit- now- omg-)

Wei WuXian propped his arm on the donkey’s head, “SiZhui-er, I’m eloping with HanGuang-Jun. Why are you here? Aren’t you scared Old Mr. Lan would scold you?”

HE IS ELOPING WITH LWJ- can he be more dorky and shamelessly in love than this?!?!?! I ADORE HIM 

EDIT 5: lsz seems nervous and he has something to ask and I KNOW IT’LL SOUND DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO “ARE YOU MY MOM”-

EDIT 6: SIZHUI CONFESSES THINGS LIKE HIS MOM, LIKE, “worst cook evah, buried a child in the ground and fooled him, made other people pay for him but yeah, i love you” LOOK AT HOW SENTIMENTAL AND EMOTIONAL HE IS, I AM DYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW NOT EVEN A SHINIGAMI COULD COMPARE WITH ME I WANNA CRY

EDIT 7: 

Lan SiZhui’s eyes were glued to Wei WuXian and Lan WangJi, “Maybe because I was too young, I cannot remember most of the things from back then. But, I am sure that… my surname used to be Wen.”

Wei WuXian’s voice trembled, “Your surname was Wen? Isn’t it Lan? Lan SiZhui, Lan Yuan…” He murmured, “Lan Yuan… Wen Yuan?”

Lan SiZhui nodded heavily. His voice was shaking as well, “Senior Wei, I… I am A-Yuan…”

Wei WuXian hadn’t yet wrapped his mind around what was going on, still confused, “A-Yuan… Didn’t he die? He was left alone on Burial Mound back then…”

[...] He spun to look at Lan WangJi, “Lan Zhan, was it you?!”

Lan WangJi, “Yes.” He gazed at Wei WuXian, “This was what I never told you.”

For a long time, Wei WuXian couldn’t say anything.

OMG I AM SOBBING SO HARD RIGHT NOW HELP LOOK AT THEM REUNITING AFTER SO MUCH L O O K WWX CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE IT

WOW

WOW THIS HURTS SO GOOD 

LOOK AT THESE FAMILY VIBES

EDIT 8: LAN SIZHUI HUGGING HIS PARENTS CAN THIS CHAPTER EVEN GET BETTER THAN THIS

*remembers that there should still be the smutty part* what will i do with all this, did mxtx give us all that angst just to reward us NOW WITH SO MUCH STUFF-

EDIT 9:

Hearing his muffled voice, Wei WuXian and Lan WangJi exchanged a look, only inches apart. They both saw something soft within each other’s eyes.

omg i don’t even now how to convey my feelings, they are so beautiful words eludes me, just like sizhui rn, how do you even describe this HOW.

and since i want to quote the whole part but i can’t, i’ll just say that this three + wen ning are the most precious thing ever. they just cannot handle emotional stuff and all start joking and remembering stuff because that’s kinda easier and softer, saying how well sizhui grew up thanks to their contribution (wangxian parental unit is the best thing in this world)

and then sizhui teases wwx saying how he didn’t teach him anything good except for HIDING PORNOGRAPHY WAY TO GO WWX WAY TO GO, plus how to annoy maidens, which makes me laugh so much because lwj is listening and even agrees with him but than wwx starts teasing sizhui back and this. is. a. beautiful. family. portrait. 

ALSO, SIZHUI REMEMBERED BECAUSE HE SAW CHENG QING. NOW CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME TISSUES I FINISHED MINE-

EDIT 10:

Lan WangJi looked at the grinning Wei WuXian and shook his head, his eyes gentle.

LWJ LOVING WWX EVEN MORE EVERY SINGLE TIME HE GETS INTO TEASING MOOD BECAUSE As LoNg As WwX iS hApPy EvErY tHiNg Is FiNe

EDIT 11:

Wen Ning, “Didn’t you ask me what I wanted to do when everything ended? I’ve talked to A-Yuan about it. We’ll be going to Qishan first to bury the ashes of our people. I also wanted to look around there to see if I could find the things from when my sister was still alive, to build her a cenotaph.”

what an emotional rollercoaster, i feel like i played all day and now i’m going home and i just wanna crawl under the covers and cry/mumble/sleep/hug my pillow at this bittersweet scene WEN NING AND SIZHUI GOING TOGETHER IS PURE BLISS i want wen ning to be happy, finally.

EDIT 12:

Wei WuXian hesitated, “You won’t be going with us?”

Lan SiZhui, “Senior Wei, you should go with HanGuang-Jun.”

Wei WuXian was about to speak again when Wen Ning spoke again, “Really, it’s fine, Young Master Wei. You’ve done enough.”

scenes like this speak for themselves. i feel like saying something would be bad, but- buuuuut- wen ning going his way, trying to figure things out on his own and urging wwx to do the same, to finally be happy with lwj and stop trying to always do something to help -this is such a wonderful display of affection, i hope wwx will finally see how, among all the bad things that happened, good things came out from them too

EDIT 13:

It was what he hoped all this time. Each to their own path. But now that they day really came, watching Wen Ning and Lan SiZhui’s figures walk slowly, slowly away until they finally disappeared, he felt somewhat dejected.

Lan WangJi was now the only one who stood by his side. Luckily, Lan WangJi was also the only one he wished to have by his side.

AND THAT’S THE STORY OF HOW I DIED BECAUSE WANGXIAN IS TOO POWERFUL AND NEEDS MORE THAN A BODY FOR ME TO BE ABLE TO CONTAIN ALL THE LOVE I FEEL FOR THEM

[malibu-92]

I dare you to answer all of them but skip the ones you've already answered

LETS DO THISthe numbers didn’t copy & i’m not going thru & adding them again fight meAA means already answered i guess

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?

AA

is your room messy or clean?

messy always

what color are your eyes?

blue!!

do you like your name? why?

i love it!! i think it’s pretty & uncommon

what is your relationship status?

lol

describe your personality in 3 words or less

awkward but confident

what color hair do you have?

naturally brown but it’s dyed auburn red!

what kind of car do you drive? color?

none lol

where do you shop?

my mom buys me clothes from kohl’s & jcpenney if i had a job & therefore my own money to spend i’d buy all of my clothes from this vintage thrift store downtown that i love

how would you describe your style?

AA

favorite social media account

tumblr or pinterest

what size bed do you have?

twin

any siblings?

in theory

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

minnesota cuz it’s cold & there’s hippo campus

favorite snapchat filter?

i don’t have snapchat so idk

favorite makeup brand(s)

AA

how many times a week do you shower?

AA

favorite tv show?

the x files

shoe size?

9.5

how tall are you?

5’9”

sandals or sneakers?

sneakers

do you go to the gym?

AA

describe your dream date

concert

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

uhh i think a $20 & some change

what color socks are you wearing?

black & pink

how many pillows do you sleep with?

AA

do you have a job? what do you do?

i babysit occasionally but nah

how many friends do you have?

idk enough

whats the worst thing you have ever done?

exist tbh

whats your favorite candle scent?

hm probably rose but i also really like apple, pumpkin & vanilla scents

3 favorite boy names

idk but i rly like the name blaise

3 favorite girl names

there are so many to choose from…… i like names that start with k

favorite actor?

??? i don’t pay much attention to actors oof

favorite actress?

AA

who is your celebrity crush?

zach sutton

favorite movie?

AA

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?

i used to all the time but i barely have time anymore!! my 2 faves are lord of the flies & to kill a mockingbird

money or brains?

AA

do you have a nickname? what is it?

momo & pieps

how many times have you been to the hospital?

zero for myself but i’ve visited other people like maybe 7 or 8 times

top 10 favorite songs

AA

do you take any medications daily?

AA

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

AA

what is your biggest fear?

AA

how many kids do you want?

AA

whats your go to hair style?

AA

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)

AA

who is your role model?

AA

what was the last compliment you received?

AA

what was the last text you sent?

AA

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

i cant remember honestly maybe like 9 or smth? i just kinda made that up

what is your dream car?

like a vintage volkswagen anything

opinion on smoking?

lung cancer

do you go to college?

im 16

what is your dream job?

writer

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?

neither i wanna live downtown somewhere

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

yea

do you have freckles?

i don’t have a ton on my face but my arms are covered

do you smile for pictures?

yup

how many pictures do you have on your phone?

sooo many

have you ever peed in the woods?

nah

do you still watch cartoons?

when i babysit yea & i would definitely still watch the show gravity falls if it hadn’t ended

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

i’ve never tried wendys nuggs actually

Favorite dipping sauce?

bbq

what do you wear to bed?

one of my dad’s old t-shirts w shorts in the summer & fuzzy pants in the winter

have you ever won a spelling bee?

ish? i won a classroom spelling bee & i was supposed to go to like a local competition but i had a more important conflict

what are your hobbies?

reading & writing poetry, journaling, singing, dancing

can you draw?

kinda

do you play an instrument?

my own vocal chords

what was the last concert you saw?

i haven’t been to one in sooooo long omg. all the somewhat good bands have been at bars that i’m not allowed to go to & all my faves haven’t come to my city :/so it was the buzz beach ball music festival in kansas city in september, where i saw middle kids, marian hill, spoon, hippo campus & foster the people

tea or coffee?

coffee

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

starbucks

do you want to get married?

at this point in time, no. very much subject to change

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

um i’m still trying to decide if the extremely slight & vague feelings i may or may not have qualify as a crush or not but for the sake of this question we’ll say they do & go with: c. h.

are you going to change your last name when you get married?

depends on their last name lol

what color looks best on you?

blue or burgundy i think

do you miss anyone right now?

yes

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

open cuz we have bad circulation upstairs

do you believe in ghosts?

undecided

what is your biggest pet peeve?

people saying “awww” with that stupid ass fake sympathetic smile when i tell them smth im upset about

last person you called?

my mom

favorite ice cream flavor?

mint chip

regular oreos or golden oreos?

regular duh i’m not a barbarian

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?

rainbow

what shirt are you wearing?

im wearing a blue & purple striped turtleneck

what is your phone background?

rn its a pic i took of a box of colorful sequins cuz i thought it was christmasy im probably gonna change it soon

are you outgoing or shy?

depends on who i’m with & how much caffeine i’ve had but usually shy i guess

do you like it when people play with your hair?

NO IF YOU TOUCH MY HAIR & I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU & YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY

do you like your neighbors?

it’s about half & half. i have a good friend who lives across the street from me & i live by some nice old people but i also have some neighbors who are complete assholes.

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

at night yea

have you ever been high?

nah

have you ever been drunk?

nah

last thing you ate?

a rolo

favorite lyrics right now

“try to live up to the person you pretend to be” from mr. know-it-all by young the giant is a solid life motto

summer or winter?

winter

day or night?

night

dark, milk, or white chocolate?

milk

favorite month?

AA

what is your zodiac sign

sagittarius

who was the last person you cried in front of?

my parents i think