#But I'm really not

[ultra-baklan-the-ovosh]

2-3. так живут люди/that's how people live

[sanguinary-design]

did i just spend 30 minutes creating this dumb darksouls boss meme?

[greenfinchwriter]

[dawnofiight]

See, this "break" just goes to show that if I go silent for 3 days straight I have finally gotten over my attachment to this website and I will not be back until I remember I have an account

[amethystina]

I’ve heard it was your birthday a few days ago?? omg happy birthday! 🎉🎂🎊 Elijah would have micromanaged an entire surprise party just for u! so worth it honestly ���

~ a big hug from Niki :D

Thank you so much! 💜

And yeah, my birthday is on the 22nd of November! But, for the most part, I don't advertise it much. Years of telling people, only for them to forget about it, has taught me to just... not bother. Like, it's a lot less hurtful if people don't even know about it compared to them just flat-out forgetting.

BUT, on the plus side, even my sister remembered to congratulate me this year! I think she's forgotten the last three or something. Which means that this is the first time in several years that everyone in my immediate family remembered my birthday. And I guess that's progress? x'D

So thank you so much! I really appreciate it! :D

[pussyloofa]

Pussy Loofa ™ is not the only passage that will have your eyes wide and your jaw on the floor.

Chapter by Chapter Reviews to come! Get a copy and check it out for yourself (I'm not Bret, btw)

[someonewhogotanaccount]

Random moot question: What's a misconception people make about you?

Hi, Lola!

For some reason, people tend to think I'm a hard worker and are shocked when I try to explain them that I'm actually quite lazy and a professional procrastinator :).

[purrassicjet]

Apparently there was something in the food at church because me and deadass 20 other people have food poisoning. We didn't even have anything weird

[riality-check]

omg omg omg Orpheus & Psyche 🤲

(skipped ahead to write these sentences. is that cheating? i don't know, and i don't really care all that much!)

Steve turns around to see Eddie, the man he wants to know, the man who has followed him this entire time, who has filled hell with lively chatter and answers that distract from the pain and cold, who has somehow survived, against all odds. Steve turns around to see Eddie and sees it. And it is not Eddie.

Make me write more!!

[wtfjd95]

If you think I'm weird now, just wait until you get to know me!

[mysteriiarch]

With this little cobweb potion You'll fall into dark devotion If you ever lose affection I can change your whole direction

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[w1lmuttart]

The lake town

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

[sisterdragonwithfeathers]

this is your random reminder to CHECK IF YOU'RE STILL HAVING FUN

are you enjoying scrolling tumblr? watching youtube? reading that book? playing that game? drawing that art? doing that activity? if not,

YOU CAN STOP AND DO SOMETHING ELSE

you don't have to stick to something that you are doing for fun if it isn't fun for you anymore. You can come back! If you've loved it before you are likely to love it again! but you can stop!

Don't get stuck in a loop of doing something that you think should be fun when it isn't! You can put it down for a bit! Maybe that's the very thing that will make it fun again later!

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

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