#But I need a fresh meat

[justhereforschrodingerhi3rdart]

Me waiting patiently for everyone else to play the new Honkai update so that Schrödinger gets exposed to more artists.

[nshtn]

i see a lot of wesker content is about domestic fluff like making meals for one another!

but post-arklay... just imagine... he has the prototype t-virus now. wesker's caloric needs are vastly different. the man could run a mukbang channel without any unhealthy eating tactics with the amount he must now consume to maintain his weight and appearance and prevent the virus from turning him grey and sullen.

something that has changed about him, most intriguingly, is his taste. his desire for exceedingly fresh cuts of meat prepared blue, an uptick in umami and savory taste receptor activity. he's even had to wipe his face before a meal once, salivating gratuitously to the point of drooling and falling deathly silent in equal parts exasperation and embarrassment, so different from the composed, gentle menthol of a quiet man you'd come to know.

you buy a lot of fruits now, purposefully picking out the granny smiths, plantains and pineberries, anything a little less on the sweet side for his shifting palate. you even begin to grow cucumbers to pickle for him. your kitchen, once full of small, lively rack-pot plants like oregano and sweet basil now sports fast-growing savories like chives, fennel and dill.

cooking with a crock pot becomes ideal. a batch to you is a meal to him, so you can set it up in the morning for the evening.

you make a tray of cookies and he eats them all! he'll be hungry again in thirty minutes. he would prefer a bit more salt next time. maybe you could experiment with higher protein concentration? he does not elaborate, but he is polite.

wesker, of course, affords you the same small details when he cooks for you. he doesn't push to encroach on your own dietary choices, even if they're far different from his newfound primary carnivory. he consciously portions things (though sometimes he heaves a bit too much for you), leaves the salt until the end so that he can salt just his own half, and ensures every raw item reaches a satisfactory internal temperature for the time you need.

[billiuspendragon]

Oregon Shawcross

She gives me so much second hand embarrassment it makes me want to eat my own fingers. But she's also my favourite for some reason. I hate her. She's such a good character.

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Some days it's a struggle to get one vegetable on my plate* but other days I have six distinct vegetables in a meal and my microbiome is happy :)

*logistically, not because I don't like them. I love vegetables it's just hard to prepare a lot of different foods

[lixenn]

I think I've just nagged my only anime watching friend into giving KHR a go? Like he put it on his watchlist, but I don't know when or even if he'll give it a try, but it seemed like it? So, sucess! 😅

[swordbisexual]

Sorry to just completely change my username and pfp all in the span of a week and make Dragon Age my new personality. Can I blame my Gemini Venus?

[nelyafinwe]

as much as i appreciate the local food where i am i cannot fucking WAIT to go home and eat my fill of my preferred things for breakfast, lunch and dinner too - e.g. i've been here for almost a year but i still cannot stomach noodles for breakfast dude. i don't even eat eggs for breakfast.

(Below: very detailed explanation on how i miss my food, focused on how ppl prepare fish here mostly)

Also love you southeast asian food but please the way you prepare fish i cannot. I still don't know how to avoid the fish spines inside the meat if i have a fish chopped perpendicularly to the dorsal fin/spine. I normally fillet my fish in two halves parallel to the dorsal fin/spine so i can cut out two fish-long fillets and discard the dorsal fin/spine and most if not all the spines, they come out along the rest of the stuff.

And when fish is prepared in a stew like i've had it in se asia it is even harder to avoid the spines bc the meat is already breaking apart into smaller chunks in the stew and one never knows if the piece youre eating has spines

My local coworkers just seem to have no issue with this whatsoever though, they apparently just munch everything, meat and spines and all, and it makes no difference for them!!

My friend and i (both westerners) had a lengthy convo with one local staff where we were trying to say that the fish we have back in our homes may not be the same as here but comparatively they cost the same, we just have a different way to prepare them from what they do here, but they seemed to think that the fish we had back home did not habv any spines when we bought it because it was more expensive. We showed him vids on how westerners fillet a fish and he finally got what we were trying to explain. What a wild yet enlightening lunch convo that was.

Anyways since thst day my friend and i skipped lunch at work whenever it was fish day

[noisemastter]

hi sccers. pokes you with a stick

hi uh . i dont have anything funny to say here . uh . hm .

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER GET YOUR MUSTY ASS AWAY FROM HER

[strywoven]

i am looking at you all dead in the eyes. consider if i ... sucked it up and made this a very , very tentative STARTER CALL ? capping at - i dunno - 4. specify or else. will probably be a small paragraph or smth similar.

[lucifer-kane]

maybe because it's the only thing i grew up with or i just Don't Get It, but the vitriolic hatred some people have for walmart as a grocery chain is so weird to me. i literally don't understand it? i've been to other shops over the years other than it and it's like. it's just a grocery store?

[pygian-weapon]

I wonder if the questions of fertility rate and aging population would be more easily solved by pushing families that already have one child to have more, rather than punishing childless couples or going back on reproductive rights

[kindleaf]

your tags . im gonna pass away . Vyncent sol im shaking him around Please tell us more about what happened with you and your dad

PLEASE CONDIFICTION. PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW IMMEDIATELY. PLEASE GIRL CAN WE GO BACK TO FAUNA.

[lesbiansanemi]

In a turn of shocking events absolutely stunning no one more than myself, I might actually enjoy cooking and not only that, be good at it

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

Portioning and freezing food after I go to the Big Club Store feels like putting in provisions for the long winter ahead like hark! we shall eat heartily of these lunch meats through the next three fortnights or more, for now they shall not succumb to decay

[steinbit]

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