#Burt is fucking dead

[palesmokeisinthevoid]

Doodle time

I wanted to draw some Panmin/Stickpa and I just thought it would be funny to put “Live Dami Reaction”

Dami has a lot of stuff in eir backpack. No one knows where they get it. Probably not even em.

I like to think Blahaj was born like, a week after the rocket launch so uh

In TT she was born at the wall. Which is immediately not great, so Burt and Sven made an escape plan on the spot and well…

Burt did not make it out of the wall alive. And Sven is currently under a fake identity because he’s presumed dead.

The TK version of some fankids

The reason Dami’s name is different in certain timelines is because they were adopted at different times and, in atleast one case, different people. In this case they were taken in really young, at about Ruth’s age (6)

Also Dave is in the toppats here, so Topaz exists (though Terry doesn’t since…well Dave is in the toppats and Rupert isn’t and Emilia also doesn’t exist since Charles would need to go through some serious shit to join the toppats)

Blahaj’s headphones aren’t Burt’s here

Lucius but looking more vampiric since he doesn’t need to hide it.

Zinon’s probably being a normal kid somewhere.

Part two to an earlier doodle.

Dami is morally ambiguous at the best of times.

Zinon and Blahaj are forever traumatized

[aginggravestones]

Sally S. Alden & Abbigail D. Alden

Both stones feature the signature of the stonemason in the bottom right corner, “O.A. Burt, Taunton”. It was fairly common for stonemasons to sign their stones, but often the signatures were buried underground or were obscured by the ground as they sank overtime.

[zerguette]

-sits- man have I been sitting all night daydreaming about sticks (Rupert), like sticks (Rupert) everywhere and sticks (Rupert) anywhere, but y'know sticks (Rupert) are good

(Rupert) let me draw the art i wanna make, please.

[steviesays]

Didn’t they JUST fuck this bar up last night

[burr-ell]

A Not-Necessarily-Exhaustive List of Good Moments from C1 1-27:

"I have an intelligence of 6, I know what I'm doing"

"We're here to right wrongs, and right lefts—" "And write comment cards"

Tiberius Kraghammer

Clarota

"We'll explain later. You're on the roof of Osama bin Laden's house"

"We'll be taking your weapons, your armor, and I believe your pride"

Percy making the first trick arrows for Vex after a shopkeep was a dick to her about arrows, which is canonically when she began to fall for him

Keyleth killing that one duergar from the TLOVM flashback

"I encourage violence"

Lady Kima being freed and then pulverizing the corpse of the duergar who'd been torturing her

Matt's fucked up body horror monsters

Scanlan taking a dump on a bed for the first time

Pike's crisis of faith when she slits a duergar's throat with her mace and her holy symbol breaks

When the limited T-shirt run went live and then sold out before Marisha could finish reading the announcement

Vax getting his foot burned off in lava

Scanlan the Kingslayer

"Can I use my Luck feat for this?" "You don't have any feet left"

Kima and Keyleth's argument (it was good, haters eat my shorts)

The origin of The Cube

"I'm Vax that's Vex ->" "I'm Vex that's Vax <-"

"Screw you, I want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated!"

"He has three-quarters cover" "I ignore three-quarters cover :)" "...then fuckin' fire!"

"Some people have no sense of fucking honor!"

Travis's notes that just say "I don't trust Clarota I don't trust Clarota I don't trust Clarota"

Percy reacting to the Briarwoods being namedropped during a council meeting

Meeting Gilmore on-stream for the first time

The Belt of Dwarvenkind and Grog's obsessive attempts to grow a beard

Scanlan's blue-shit-scrying potion

Grog "Philip" Strongjaw vs Kern

Vax giving Minxie!Keyleth a belly rub

The hydra fight and the beef with the Slayer's Take

Episodes 18 and 19, in their entirety, but specifically:

Zahra and Vex's initial rivalry-turned-friendship-turned-"I have a crush on Zahra"

Lyra. She's just. so much. idk of what but she is it

"I'm wearing the pajamas with the buttflap and the buttflap is down. The buttflap is DOWN"

Scanlan introducing himself to Rimefang as Burt Reynolds and then Matt, in his scary dragon voice, calling him "Burt"

"I'm sorry, I'm a genius, I'm sorry! Oh, god I'm clever!"

Zahra killing Rimefang

Percy and Vex working together on a history check (it's important To Me)

Wil Wheaton rolling five Nat 1s. In one session

Keyleth and Vax posing as a married couple to get information

Kash insight-checking Thorbir, believing he has to be actively sabotaging them because no one could possibly be that bad at their job (he's not, he really is just that unlucky)

Wil, playing a dwarven fighter, finally rolling a nat 20...for an insight check

The magic carpet losing its enchantment in a pit of acid and Laura's scream of horror from offscreen

"Rakshasaaaaaaa!" -jazz hands-

Kashaw and Keyleth, which was thankfully reworked in TLOVM but was also hilarious

Vex exasperatedly kissing Grog, portrayed by Laura kissing a bewildered Travis

Tyriok the cartographer

Grog, the Vasselheim merchant, and the first and only time Vex started beef with a retailer

Keyleth recounting a vision she had of her own death

The Aramente trial in Pyrah and a cameo from Thordak

Travis getting a medal from a fan for losing to Kern and Matt making it canon

Grog fighting Kern again and winning

Keyleth getting arrested. For the second time in Vasselheim alone

The first appearance of the man. The myth. The Viktor

Kynan's first appearance and Vax's idea of "tough love"

Percy telling his backstory to the party and them immediately affirming their support for him ("You don't have to get involved in this" "Oh, we are SO involved" "You said you wanted 'em dead!") and Taliesin himself being moved to tears over this

Percy creating Diplomacy

Vax and Keyleth bear-sitting Trinket and braiding pink ribbons into his fur

Gilmore finding out Vax wants to see him and teleporting in from half a continent away

Vax shaving half of Grog's beard and Travis breaking a mechanical pencil with one hand

The feast, where Percy actually threatens the Briarwoods to their faces while disguised as Vax

Vax and the Briarwoods. "Gosh you guys are good-looking"

Vax nearly dying and having a vision of the two people he cares about most: Vex and Keyleth

Sylas jumping out the window and doing a perfect 3-point landing...while Delilah blows the athletics check and faceplants in the dirt

"SYLAS"

Vex scoring two crits on Delilah

Tiberius getting Feebleminded

Percy's attack on Desmond. My horrid little skrunkly <3

"YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT! DIE! DIE!" and Keyleth skipping her turn to just stare at Percy

Vox Moochina

Keyleth taking charge to save the ember roc

Keyleth conjuring a water elemental and Taliesin gargling water to translate her commands to it

And finally, the conversation between Keyleth and Percy where he privately confesses his own worries that he's going dark and that he's afraid of himself, and she expresses her concern for him and promises to be there for him

anyway c1 good

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

There's some stuff to say about MCD ep36, but i want to talk specifically about Matilda.

We don't know a lot about her until this point, all we know is what we hear from other characters, and from Malik's diary (in which she is called 'milfina'), and it's unsure how much is still technically 'canon' or not even to this point, because we do get that name change and not much elaboration on her backstory or anything up until this point.

What we do know is that she abandoned her old village and came to Phoenix drop, where she met Malik, fell in love, so on. From Malik's diary, he says she was already there when he arrived, so we can't be sure of the timeline, but we know she 'quickly fell in love'.

Matilda also says that Malik (and other lords) are responsible for SKs being released onto the world, and i want to yap about SK stuff in another post, but this is significant to me because earlier in the episode Aph reads a note that seems to implicate Matilda in this too. Or at least implicates her in *something*. Either way, she has done something she feels guilty for, that Zenix was blackmailing her with, and whilst we can assume it's the SK thing, we can't really be sure.

There's also a quote by Matilda where Jesson kinda fucked up what they were saying and idk if they're saying Malik couldn't communicate with wyverns or that Matilda is also a descendant of Irene but cant communicate with wyverns, but.... y'know, that's not something i'm gonna speculate too greatly on. I'm the Aphblr reacher but I will give myself some boundaries.

Also, I want to bring up the 'Does Garroth remember me?' line again because it is one of the most repeated lines of evidence in favour of the dadroth theory, and whilst i can accept a multitude of reasonings for it, it is a line that will always stick out for me.

Matilda was never lord, it doesn't make sense for her to assume that Garroth would remember her, despite the magic of the king. Of course, she says he's 'noble', but we know from Burt that the only reason guards who are of 'pure heart' are exempt from being affected by Sk magic is because of the bond they have with their lord. Shadow/King stuff is sort of different as of this moment in the lore, but they are intertwined, and often used in place of each other even when recounting the same piece of lore. And so for Matilda to ask this isn't logical, because there isn't the lord/guard bond that would give Garroth that exception.

Unless, of course, it isn't a lord/guard thing, because (despite the complaints about jesson's writing) the story seems to be implying that there is a lot of religious deception and lies and misunderstandings about magic. And the lord stuff is very heavily intertwined with descending from Irene. Maybe the Lord/Guard bond isn't that, but some kind of bond formed between Descendants of Irene, and people they are close to, which does lean into the little 'is matilda a descendant of Irene' spec i said i wasn't gonna look into, but... still. Maybe Matilda and Garroth were, somehow, very close, and she assumed the bond between them was close enough to make the magic not work on him, but his heart just wasn't pure enough, or they just weren't that close, or the little bit of Irene blood she had wasn't enough to keep that connection.

Really i've been thinking this because there is no magical basis for lords. And i want to talk about this in my SK post, but Lords aren't... a magical thing. They're not being killed by knights because the breaking of that bond is completing that transformation, it's because The king wants all descendants of Irene dead, and Descendants of Irene typically take positions of lordship. So the idea that lords are only special because descendants of Irene are special is something that has just clicked to me. and it's so crazy.

idk im crazy and stupid. don't listen to me.

i have like quotes and screenshots if people want them for certain things im saying, i just think this post is long enough lol.

i need an insitution.

[saucy-mesothelioma]

October 9th: Creature Feature | Tremors

Tremors was released in 1990 and was directed by Ron Underwood. Two repairmen, Val McKee (played by Kevin Bacon) and Earl Bassett (Fred Ward), are ready to move on to bigger things than what can be found in their small town of Perfection, Nevada. But when mysterious deaths start occurring and a local seismologist named Rhonda (Finn Carter) begins to get strange readings, their trip gets put on hold. With the help of other locals such as cattle rancher Miguel Sanchez (Tony Genaro) and the libertarian doomsday-survivalist couple Heather (Reba McEntire) and Burt Gummer (Michael Gross), they must not only figure out what is killing of their neighbors but also figure out how to put a stop to it.

Tremors doesn't get as much love as it should, which is an absolute shame. In my opinion, it is probably one of if not the best B horror flicks of all time. The reason I picked Tremors out of all of the Creature Features is not just from the creatures themselves (called graboids), but for the fact that it's a smart movie pretending to be a dumb one. The characters are smart: they come up with plans and if one fails, they quickly brainstorm to think of another. The audience is allowed to speculate alongside the heroes as they learn more about the graboids and how they work, and the fact that the characters make pretty rational decisions gives such a sense of justification. It's funny, well-shot, and the creatures are entirely practical, and that makes Tremors an absolute gem of a movie.

It can be watched for free on Internet Archive.

Content Warnings for the Film (may contain spoilers): slight objectification of women (really only in the first part of the movie), violence, monster gore (it's orange though, just looks like pumpkins because it was), humans being eaten (not really graphic), dead animals (only aftermath shown)

Once more, get ready for some behind the scenes info because the practical effects in this movie are STUNNING.

The graboids were designed by Tom Woodruff Jr and Alec Gillis and this film was actually the first one their company Amalgamated Dynamics worked on (you might recognize them from Death Becomes Her, Sam Rami's Spider-Man films, the original Jumanji, IT, Alien 3, and Smile). The design was based off of snapping turtles, slugs, and rhinos, and were completely done with practical effects in the first film (although CGI with some practical effects would be used to varying levels in the later films). For their movement underground, boat buoys in a dirt trench covered by a layer of latex rubber was used, and the graboid guts were made of cotton batting stuffed in pantyhose that was then covered in slime and pumpkin pie filling. Since the graboids were so large, quarter scale models were seamlessly blended with full scale ones in order to get all of the shots they wanted, as well as a mixture of animatronics and puppets (both cable and hand). Tom Woodruff Jr actually puppeteered the full sized graboid named Stumpy from underground, with only an oxygen tank and flashlight down there with him. What a fucking king. Also fun fact, Arianna Richards plays the pogo-stick girl named Mindy, who is best known for her role as Lex Murphy in Jurassic Park.

If you want to see some of the Behind the Scenes footage, here's some great videos talking and showing the process behind it.

Y'all it's so beautiful I can't

[localnerd]

It strikes me that literally no one on this site knows about any of my head cannons and any ships I have about THSC, even though I mostly post about THSC, so here's me yapping about them.

Uhh there is a lot of text and reading to do here, if you don't feel like that, don't click "read more"

So, I'll start with headcannons first. Specifically:

Family Relationships:

-Henry is adopted and his adoptive parents are 2 gay dads (both of which, are dead).

-Ellie has 2 brothers and is a middle child. One of her brothers are dead, and she doesn't know where the other one is right now.

-Galeforce is NOT infact Charles' dad, but Charles does see him as a father figure.

-Reginald was born into the clan.

-RHM was put up for adoption as soon as he was born, but no one ever adopted him.

-Sven is Earrings' younger brother.

-Burt and his older brother Grew up with their Aunt because their dad and mom both died around the time he was born.

-Carol is Rupert's younger sister.

-Dave is fatherless.

-Grigori is Dmitri's younger half brother. Dmitri's parents divorced and Dmitri lived with his dad and stepmom.

-Henry, Reginald, RHM, and Dave are all only children.

Next up:

Character Sexualitys And Genders:

-Henry is Pan and a Demi boy (He/They)

-Ellie is a Straight Ally

-Charles is also a Straight Ally

-Galeforce is Straight. He is an ally, but he has no fucking clue what it is.

-Rupert is Asexual, and is CisHet.

-Reginald is Gay. He did think he was Non-Binary a few years ago, but he is Cis.

-RHM is Bisexual with a preference towards men. Also cis.

-Sven is Pan and is Cis

-Burt is AroAce and is also cis.

-Earrings is Hetero, but is gender fluid.

-Carol is Bisexual, but doesn't have a preference.

-Dave is questioning his sexuality and gender, but he does think he is Gay.

-Dmitri is CisHet and homophobic. (Old fucker)

-Grigori is also CisHet, but he really doesn't care what you are. He won't support you per say, but he will respect you.

Other Headcannons:

-Henry cannot control timelines, and is unaware that there may be other versions of himself. He just thinks he is very lucky in just about every timeline and universe he is in.

-Galeforce has considered firing Charles for reckless endangerment for ramming his helicopter everywhere.

-Reginald is a Vocaloid fan, no matter how hard he tries to deny it. He also has no fucking clue what the Japanese lyrics mean, and he doesn't care enough to look it up.

-Reginald has heterochromia.

-Reginald was born on 2/29 (or a leep year).

-No one knows RHM's name because he doesn't fucking have one and he is too embarrassed to admit it.

-Sven is a bit of a People Pleaser.

-RHM can freely change the color of his cybernetics, but he doesn't because people who pay too much attention to detail would freak out and think he was rewired. And because he just prefers red.

-RHM is fluent in Japanese.

-RHM has heard Reginald playing Vocaloid music whilst doing his paperwork. He has not told Reginald what the lyrics mean.

-Burt does need glasses and does have a pair of them, but he doesn't like wearing them (even if it means he can't fucking see).

-Terrance wasn't "Evil" per say, just an awful leader who didn't really know what to do 9 times out of 10.

And now we move into ships!

Like I said in my intro post, I don't really like posting about ships that often. I say it's because I don't have many, but in all honesty, it's because I'm a bit uncomfortable with drawing those kinds of things, and because i'd feel weird if I tried posting about them. I am a multishiper, and I am a rare pair fan so most, if not all of my ships are going to be more like god awful hot takes.

Ships:

-CopperRight (Reginald X RHM)

-CopperMin (Reginald X Henry)

-Reginald X RHM X Henry (No clue what the ship name is)

-RoseVin/CalRose (Ellie X Charles)

-SvenMin/StickSon (Sven X Henry)

-PanSon (Sven X Dave)

Uhhhh, I think that's about it. If I remember anything later on, I'll add it in.

If you read through all of this, you are super cool! Here's a gold star!

[athetos]

Okay, a bunch of theories (and mysteries that need to be solved) for severance season 2 I’ve conjured up:

- Irving’s outtie is actually undercover, and might have figured out a way to recall some of his memories, even if it’s only in dreams or through art - he keeps painting the hallway to the test floor, and occasionally paint drips when his innie is at work. The fact he already had Burt’s address written and circled on the map also lends a lot of credence to this theory. Plus, while the stuff was hidden in a false bottom, I kind of wonder if he expected at one point for his innie to take over outside of work. He could have used a cipher for his information, but chose not to. Maybe his chip was tampered with by the same woman who reintegrated petey… maybe they’re working together?

- and he’s so intent on exposing Lumon because he knows that they’re planning to use this shit for military purposes. It always goes back to finding ways to kill other people, and what’s better than soldiers with no baggage or memories of home to weigh them down, that have literally nothing to live for outside of war, and at the end the original consciousness won’t have ptsd or be able to leak information?

- was all the navy stuff really Irving’s, or his father’s, or a mix of both? Is he trying to avenge his father who died in war, potentially due to Lumon’s involvement? I’m betting it’s that.

- Gemma was absolutely a test to see if mark would recognize her, and he couldn’t. But why use her as a guinea pig? She supposedly died in the car accident a minimum of one month before mark joined Lumon, and mark has been there 2 years, with ms Clare only being awake for a little over 100 hours in that time. No, they had her in their possession before he joined. I think they might have been looking for test subjects, and had enough power and money to straight up abduct people with severe injuries from the hospital and tell their families they died. Or, perhaps Gemma was conscious and they got her to consent to experimental life-saving medical procedures from Lumon, with the caveat that she would work for the company afterwards… and never leave it, living on the test floor. Probably left that part out though.

- the “revolving” is probably some shit where they upload their consciousness into a computer. They’re possibly the board. Scratch that, they’re probably the board.

- what was so important about that card that milchick needed to do overtime contingency to find it?? Why risk him seeing his family or even getting a single glimpse of his outtie’s life over a stupid card?? Even if they’re related to sleeper agent shit, why couldn’t it wait until he was back at work the next day?? I’ve seen some people say they didn’t want them to know they could smuggle shit out (which let’s be real there’s no way the writing detecting scanner works), but wouldn’t the outtie have noticed it on him? If they knew he didn’t have it, then just wait until the following day it must be at work…

- okay were the sex workers severed or not. Actually i really fucking hope not because that opens way too many fucked up shit.

- harmony had medical equipment that said “Charlotte cobel” on it. At first i thought oh wow maybe it’s a dead partner, but reflecting more it’s got to be a dead (or presumed dead) daughter. Lumon could have offered to save her life or treat her if she worked for them, which would give her major motivation and explain why she had such an intense breakdown upon being fired. Plus - she had to know all that breastfeeding stuff from somewhere!

[flippythegodzilla]

Just to remind you that Burt gummer may not be dead! There was no body! I don’t care what shrieker island said he is not fucking dead!

(Gods why did 5-7 have to fuck up a franchise so much? It’s like they didn’t actually watch the movies!)

[lea-andres]

Hiiiiii, back to my usual bullshit, my mutuals will immediately recognize my agenda here:

I want a 60s Batman Point and Click Adventure Game...

*tired sigh*

WITH Quick Time Event combat... Because it's not 60s Batman without that beautiful combat...

The show runs on so much point and click logic, guys. Getting out of death traps because Batman had XYZ in his utility belt? Or figured out if he leaned to the left he'd throw the whole contraption out of whack and the blade coming for his face would slice the ropes instead? Don't get me started on the Batcave, there's a million puzzles waiting to happen in there. Plus so many great dialogue tree opportunities... (Imagine you could get like four different excuses to slip away from Aunt Harriet and you just pick the one you like the best lmao)

Hell even if we brought back the episodic formula of TellTale point and clicks we could have the perfect 5 episode arc: Our 4 biggest bads (Riddler, Joker, Penguin, and Catwoman) each get one episode, and then a grand finale where they all team up to enact the real plan they were building together all along. (Their powers combined, a Holy Nightmare!)

Functionally, it'd probably be like the Sam and Max games. You play as Batman, and Robin wanders around the scene, can be talked to, and frequently joins the conversation during dialogue trees.

Also let me Batusi at least once to solve a problem or I will riot.

I know Adam West is dead so we'll probably never get more 60s Batman content that requires voice acting, but realistically... so is everyone else except Burt Ward and Julie Newmar. Finding a sound alike won't kill us, especially since it is our only option. (Don't you dare bring AI anywhere near that man, you sick fucks!)

Also you guys know the drill, anyone says "Ace Attorney" or "Danganronpa" in the tags, imagine me doing this:

(Because sweetie... Those aren't point and clicks. They are visual novels borrowing point and click mechanics. Nothing wrong with either game series, I LOVE AA in fact, but you're calling a duck a goose here.)

[rubybloodhound]

Kirby oc masterpost!!!!

Uhm.

dead people

OCs that are dead lol rest in piss

Ursa Major/Ursa

Puffball

Archer/Sleep

Female - She/her

#Ursa Major/Ursa (oc)

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Ursa Minor/Canis

Puffball

Staff/Sleep

Female - She/her

#Ursa Minor/Canis (oc)

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Lady Adeliza

Halcandran

ESP (If magic projectiles are inhaled)

Female - She/her

#Lady Adeliza (oc)

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Nero/N3R0_15

Waddle Dee

Space Ranger/Jet

Male - He/it

#Nero/N3R0_15 (oc)

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Phos Dee

Waddle Dee

Light

Demiboy - He/they

#Phos Dee (oc)

dead people 2

People who are still dead but not THAT dead

Sir Pendragon Urther

Puffball

Still deciding-

Male - He/him

#Sir Pendragon Uther (oc) + #General Sir Pendragon Uther (oc)

Alive people!

People who aren't fucking dead like the above guys

Polaris/North Knight

Puffball

Fire/Ice

Neutrois - Any

#Polaris/North Knight (oc)

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Koi'yoy/Koyo

Puffball

Cleaning/Wing

Demigirl - She/they

#Koi'yoy/Koyo (oc)

-

Rifalsi'virsillieon

sweats

Spear*

Agender - She/any

#Rifalsi'virsillieon (oc)

-

Vrivain

Puffball

Doctor

Demigirl - She/xem

#Vrivain (oc)

-

Other

Other guys

Pronto

Bronto burt plushie

Genderless - He/him

#Pronto (Meta's Plushie)

(More to be added!)

[the-smallest-star]

"Mm, fuck it, get me a chocolate blast off." She shrugged turning her gaze back down to her phone not really bothered about the cost given who she was. "Thow whatever you think is good on it, as long as it's sweet I don't give a toss."

"Sure thing! Should take less than five minutes." Velvette didn't seem like someone who wanted small talk, so Sapphire wouldn't force that. Tailor it to the customer.

And as promised, it was made in three, Sapphire setting it down. It had a spoon for the cream and chocolate chunks and sauce, and a straw for the rest. Classic diner style. "If you need anything else just let me or another member of staff know."

Least she wasn't dead. She'd heard rumors of Valentino at least shooting people for getting orders wrong... or if he'd forgotten what he ordered and insisted it was wrong. Thankfully, this was the first Vee to visit Burt's Burger Shack.

And she seemed to be the least problematic one, mostly due to disinterest of the people there.

[reviewsclown]

Tremors: a Cold Day in Hell 2018

Tv-movie ass opener where a bunch of guys find tremors and get killed by them, then the title card pops up. Somehow gummer is more washed up than he was the last movie? what happened to his youtube career, he like runs a gun store or something now? His son is still there, and sucks more than ever, his entire gimmick is that he wants to fuck women really badly. Burts having panic attacks now or something though which is kind of cool but also used pretty lame in the story. I guess it's fine that graboids can be in the arctic, it's a somewhat similar type of environment, I guess, so why not have them live there even though it makes no sense. They crash a plane into the arctic circle and immediately the FBI found them and were rude to Burt, and then the people that called them in also found them even though there was no kind of signal they sent, they're trying really hard to make the government evil in this one. DARPA, is supposedly using these scientists to test graboids as bio weapons or some shit, which is very stupid. Also one of these scientists entire gimmick is that he's a pansy loser who's scared of everything, very annoying. It turns out like 5 episodes ago Burt Gummer got secretly infected with a graboid disease that's giving him brain disease, and the only cure is antibodies from a live graboid because idk you can't just use a freshly dead one? Idk they do some stupid stuff to kill graboids, it turns out the government is planning to be evil but not evil yet, Burt doesn't have to pay taxes anymore and his son has a love interest

It's kind of funny that the arctic is very clearly a CGI'd white desert, or otherwise greenscreened locations. This is just all their regular set locations but they blueshifted it so it looks cold instead of like Nevada.

Final Review: yeah this one was kinda garbage, shitty made for tv movie. the other movies were also made for tv but they were at least better

[insane4fandoms]

*Chasing you down* HOLD UP HOLD ON!! PLEASE MORE CREW+MACK YANDERE WITH CAPTAIN! I GOT 600$ PLEASE 🙏 🙏

(Mark) “Please Captain, I did this all for you..*Dead bodies* You need me, if it wasn’t for me inviting you on the invincible II. Where else would you be without me? “ *Pointing the knife towards you*

(The others) *covered in blood while walking out of the darkness* “Yea Captain you need us... “

(Captain) *slowly backing up “uh”

OR

How would they react if we ran away successfully or manage to die for some reason? >:) (Crew+Mack)

(By the way your now my favourite blog of all time,love your work ❤️)

*snatches the 600 and continues running* YOU’LL GET YOUR MONEY’S WORTH. ILL DO BOTH

If you would die

- First of all.

-Mark would never let you die.

- You’re in a loop after all.

- You can’t really have death as an escape option.

- But let’s just say you did die.

- Mark would be in full denial, baby. That classic “they’re not dead, see?” While holding your body close to him. Never leaving the first stage of grief, and will forever be in denial. No one else can touch you, only him! You’ll wake up soon in his arms, and he’ll kiss you all over.

- Gunther is anger. How dare you just leave them like that?! Although, if you were to get killed by someone else, his anger was now directed towards them. It’s their fault you were gone! Don’t worry Captain, he’ll take care of the problem, but it won’t bring you back.

- Mack is bargaining. You can’t be dead, right?! He still needs you, he didn’t mean for all the things he said to you. He still needs you, he loves you, and he’s sorry he didn’t show it, he just wants you back. He needs you back in his arms.

- Celci is depression. She wished she could’ve ignored the others and kept you frozen, maybe then you would’ve still be here. Be here with her. The ship, the crew, her life… without you, there’s no hope for her anymore. Yet, she’ll try to move on for you, just for you.

- Burt is acceptance. He knows you cannot come back anymore. Not with wormholes, plot convenience, anything. He will mourn for you, the deity of the stars. He’ll not make your death go in vain.

- The whole ship will go down without you. Why did you have to leave them? How selfish can you be to die?

- Wait… Don’t worry now, they’ll find a way to bring you back! At least I’m their own deranged mind they will find a way.

If you would run away

- You’re in space.

- Where would you exactly go?

- No where to hide from your crew, Captain.

- However, you managed to get away, how would they react?

- They wouldn’t even see it as you not loving them and understanding that you

- They would see it as you throwing a tantrum, they would think it’s because you want attention. Why didn’t they see that you were deprived from their love? That’s the only reason why you would act this way!

- Burt will stay on the ship, fluffing pillows and setting blankets for you when you get back. He knows some relaxing techniques to calm you down just in case you’re still in a meltdown mood.

- Gunther would believe you’d been kidnapped, so he’s strapped and loaded with ammo, merely believing that someone else saw how handsome and/or beautiful you were and wanted you for themselves. Why else would you be away from the ship?

- Mack is disappointed in you, saying that this is why you’re not meant to be Captain, and be their protected little lover. You apparently need to understand that you can’t just go on a rebellious phase and do whatever you want. He knows what’s best for you, the whole crew does, so you need to get back in his arms.

- Celci is angry about you running off like a toddler. Your emotions are unpredictable, and she needs to watch over you more to ensure that you won’t cause any more tantrums. “Even if it means keeping them chained, they would understand that what they’re doing is dangerous for them,” She would say.

- Mark… well he’s still delusional as fuck. He squats about how worried he is, whether you would survive without him and the crew, and begs for Celci, Mack, and Gunther to go easy on any punishment they have, because you don’t know better, which is why you need them more.

- They eventually find you, and let’s see how it goes: If you would run when seeing them, they would give chase. Gunther might see it as you playing a game, Celci might see it as you still having a tantrum, Mark might see it as you being scared of a punishment, Mack might see it as you rebelling for attention.

- But it all ends with you getting captured and brought back to the ship. No matter how much you kick and scream, pleading for them to let you go, saying that you don’t love them, their minds are clouded with love and delusions.

- You’re in a cuddle pile with your ‘lovers’, unable to do anything but cry in frustration, wishing you’d had more time to run off. But don’t worry, you’ll be saved soon.

- Unfortunately, it’s by three yandere and delusional aliens. Now, we have Bandit, Allu, and Wug joining the hunt for your love.

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𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗣𝘁.𝟮 - 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗹

ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: ʏ/ɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ, ꜱʟɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴜᴍᴏʀ, ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ, ꜰʟɪʀᴛɪɴɢ, ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜʏ, ꜱʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴀɴɢꜱᴛ, ʙᴇᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ (ꜰʀɪᴇᴅᴀ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ), ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ

ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢꜱ: ᴄᴀʀᴏʟ x ꜰᴇᴍ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ: ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ

ᴀ/ɴ: ɪ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ʏ/ɴ ᴏꜰ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴀ ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ʟᴀɴ ᴡᴀɴɢᴊɪ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴇ ɪꜱ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ

•☽────✧˖°˖☆˖°˖✧────☾•

It's been a while since Carol and Y/N started dating, and it turned out to be better than expected.

But it was also new for Y/N since she wasn't so used to being around someone so bright other than her father before he passed.

When the whole block found out about them, they were surprised because they were polar opposites—well, they were opposites when Carol wasn't acting all tough.

Every time you see Y/N, don't be surprised to see Carol right after or, better yet, next to her.

Y/N ended up joining in on Carol and Frieda's drug shop since she had some very good experience selling herself.

And that's how she ended up in the hidey hole with her girlfriend eating a bag of chips as she watched her girlfriend's toy with Frieda's picture on the wall.

After some moments, Frieda walks in and stops in her tracks, seeing what Carol was doing.

"Hey Frieda, your dad's hot and all, but I have other plans. I hope you don't mind now. That is human perfection, right, Frieda," she giggled out, replacing her picture with a poster of Burt Reynolds.

Y/N gave Carol a hard side eye. Y/N hated Burt Reynolds because he took away Carol's attention, even if he was on a piece of printer paper.

"I have to go to the bathroom," she said.

"Ok, don't be long," Carol said, kissing her girlfriend's cheek.

Y/N got up and turned the corner away from view.

Not long after she left, Barbra turned the corner with her girls, and they started arguing back and forth, and it looked like a scuffle would go down between them.

"Look at you, Carol; you're a child amateur like you have no business selling horses," Barbra said.

"Who's amateur?" A cold voice said from behind Barbra and her goons jumped and whipped around to see Y/N standing there like a statue, her face still and cold as normal, her tall frame basically towering over them.

"Who the fuck are you?!" Barbra exclaimed, looking at the tall woman in shock. Y/N said nothing and pushed past the older sister, walking straight towards Carol.

"Y/n!" Carol squealed in excitement and instantly latched onto her girlfriend like a leech, while Y/N gave her a very faint smile and just allowed her to do whatever.

"Um, excuse me, I was talking to..."

"Shut up," Y/N interrupted the older sister with a cold glare.

"Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?" Barbra sneered, stepping into Y/N's personal space, which upset Carol tremendously.

"Fuck off!" She sneered, pushing her sister with excessive force and making her stumble back.

Y/N quickly pushed Carol behind her, ready to defend her if Barbra tried to attack when she recovered from the push, but she did nothing but dust herself off and chuckle.

"Oh, I see what this is," she chuckled, smiling with her pearly white teeth showing.

"My little sister finally let her dyke flag fly." Barbra and her girls cackled while Carol gripped onto Y/N's uniform, her fist clenched and shaking with anger.

Y/n stepped closer to Barbra when she wasn't looking, grabbed the collar of the raven's hair jumper, and pulled her eye level so that she was looking dead into Y/n's cold golden eyes.

"Talk about her like that one more time, and I'll split you into two," she sneered, her eyes growing wider with each word.

Barbra leaned her face away from the very disturbing and uncomfortable eye contact, but she didn't have to much longer because Y/N pushed her right into her girl's, making them all fall to the ground.

Carol tried to hold in her laughter as she watched her sister and her workers scramble onto their feet and run out of the hidey hole.

"Are you ok?" Y/N asked about checking Carol over for any very invisible injuries.

"Of course, and that was fucking amazing!" She said she was happily wrapping her arms around Y/N.

Y/N's ears turned red as she wrapped her arms around her girlfriend.

•☽────✧˖°˖☆˖°˖✧────☾•

Y/N felt a small sweat drop down her forehead while watching her soulmate lose her temper.

They were down by one full base, and D-block was in the lead for the first time.

"Carol," she said, grabbing Carol's elbow in a firm grip and stopping her movement all together. Carol took a deep breath and dropped her cigarette before stomping it out of the ground.

She turned away from her minions and faced her lover: "I refuse to lose to Barbie! But all of our good players were released, and Frieda is sick," she grumbled, stomping her foot like a little child.

"I'll go"

"Huh?!" Carol asked, bewildered.

"If it makes you happy, I'll go," Y/N said.

"But you don't even know how to play," Carol said, and Y/N shrugged.

"Kick the ball and walk the field; it sounds easy to me. I just want you to be happy," she said with a small smile.

Carol's frown turned into a bright smile as she clung onto her girlfriend.

"I don't know what I would do without you," she said, happily kissing Y/N's cheek a bunch of times. Y/N said nothing; her red ears told Carol everything.

When Y/N was able to release herself from Carol's hold, she walked towards the field, eyeing the older Denning sister intensely.

She kept her hands in her jumper pockets the entire time as the ball was rolled to her.

Everyone's faces turned into shock as they watched Y/N, with minimum effort in her stance, kick the ball so hard that it flew right past Barbra's head, nearly taking it off her shoulders and making her fall over onto the field.

The ball flew past the trees in front, and nobody moved a muscle as Y/N started to calmly walk the entire field, touching each goal until she made it back to the first one.

"Score" was all she said before the entire C-block erupted into cheers; they won once again.

Y/N could see in the corner of her eye a small silhouette barreling towards her before a body collided with hers, but she just stood her ground, taking the weight of the person completely.

Carol gave her a long kiss on the lips before pulling away. Y/N's heart fluttered when she saw the brightest, happiest, closed-eyed smile on her girlfriend's face. It reminded her of her other father every time he smiled at her or her dad.

And it felt good to see something that resembled her father, even if it wasn't him.

"You're the best!" She exclaimed.

Y/N loved seeing her smile.