#Burgerposting

[machine-unlearning]

TWO SLICE BREAD AND ONE SLICE MEAT COOKED OUTSIDE IN SUMMER HEAT TOPPED WITH SAUCE AND ONE BIG LEAF NAMED LIKE HAM BUT MADE WITH BEEF

HAMBURGER - THE 'MERICAN FOOD HOT OFF GRILL AND BARBECUED

[ashes2caches]

[whimsycreations]

not sure why I drew this

[juh-wasnt-deactivated19691231]

burger.proto

syntax = "proto3"; import "google/protobuf/timestamp.proto"; enum StoreType { UNKNOWN = 0; LARGE_FRANCHISE = 1; SMALL_FRANCHISE = 2; LARGE_CHAIN = 3; SMALL_CHAIN = 4; SOLO = 5; } enum DeliveryType { FORGOT = 0; IN_STORE = 1; DRIVE_THRU = 2; PICK_UP = 3; DELIVERY = 4; } message BurgerMetadata { string store = 1; StoreType store_type = 2; string address = 3; string store_number = 4; google.protobuf.Timestamp date = 5; string burger_name = 6; uint32 patties = 7; uint32 cheese_slices = 8; repeated string cheese_varieties = 9; repeated string patty_materials = 10; DeliveryType delivery_type = 11; } message MeatDescription { string doneness = 1; string warmth = 2; string seasoning = 3; string texture = 4; string toughness = 5; string moisture = 6; string size = 7; } message CheeseDescription { string melt = 1; string flavor = 2; string quantity = 3; } message BunDescription { string moisture = 1; string texture = 2; string flavor = 3; string sog = 4; // different from inherent bun moisture } message BurgerExecution { string packaging_style = 1; string packaging_humidity = 2; string cheese_structure = 3; // is the cheese sitting atop or between the patties where it can melt down onto the burger? or below the patties where it looks weird string cheese_demelt = 4; // if the cheese melted, has it cooled/congealed? string relative_sizing = 5; // do the proportions of meat/cheese/bun make sense string correctness = 6; // is this actually what the menu and/or order specified } message Burger { BurgerMetadata metadata = 1; MeatDescription meat = 2; CheeseDescription cheese = 3; BunDescription bun = 4; BurgerExecution execution = 5; }

the look on the casual burgerer's face when they realize i'm serious

[dankxsinatra]

My fellow americans, ngl, a big ole cheesed burger would hit the spot rn

[mossfeed]

grubbing for soup

[doggirlhen]

pup's new burger looks so good ;~;

We have burgers filled with cheese around here, but I still haven't tried one..

cheese explosion localized entirely on the foxtaur

also a closeup on the burger for anyone who wants to see it

[transfem-juice]

Trans gf thar eats a large burger then holds her stomach pregnant style

[neet-chan]

burger

[hellhathnofurylikeido]

Hi guys!!! I made a bobs burgers sideblog finally! My main blog is @heyserenity and I’ve always just put all my burgerposting there but I wanted to make a sideblog for my favorite show of all time.

I love everything about the show and every character but here are my favorite ships

Bob & Linda

Tina & Zeke

Louise & Rudy

If anyone has any good fanfic or follow recs I would love that!

[itsallwearecalledtodo]

Pastillum Hamburgense (Anglice hamburger) est cibus promptus Americanus populo gratus, quem multi adfirmant circa annum 1870 creatum esse. Constat e pastillo panis cui ofella bubula isiciata assa immittitur. Varia embammata (sinapi, liquamen e lycopersicis sive embamma Magonicum), holera cruda (lactucae folium, lycopersicorum ceparumque frusta), etiam salgama de cucumeribus sive anguriis suffarcinari solent. Pastilla Hamburgensia cum patatis frictis et potione carbonica saepe proponuntur.

Optimus opus, amicus

[adorablegorilla]

If you forcefem me it has to be with estrogen burgers. It's part of my contract

[justthisblinker]

i feel like posting but don't know what to post so have a very poorly drawn burger

[juh-wasnt-deactivated19691231]

thinking of rewriting my burger schema in protobuf. so you can send burgers over the internet

[swymbols]

Could really go for a big burgie with cheese rn

[mossfeed]

took burger to the vet bc he had a weird smell after getting neutered & we were afraid of infection and it’s his anal glands 👍✌️ now he needs a $70 shot to treat it