#Bumper 2 Bumper
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
You ever get bored y’all can just look at bumper stickers on Etsy





Might do a part 2

Who knows really?

#what if I just stopped posting fanfic quotes#what if my page just became Etsy number stickers instead#esty#bumper stickers#funny#funny shit#funnyshit#sand#eating sand#gorlboss#UPDATE: There’s a pt.2
5K notes
·
View notes
Text



AMF-2, 1971. An experimental safety car prototype built by American Machine & Foundry Inc in collaboration with AMC. The AMF 2 had airbags and automatic fire extinguishers as well as aluminium bumpers with thirty inches of travel. Rear visibility was by a periscope. The steel-bodied prototype weighed a whopping 5,791 lbs.
#AMF-2#American Machine & Foundry#AMC#1971#safety car#prototype#experimental car#test vehicle#1970s#periscope#bumpers#heavyweight#American Motors
96 notes
·
View notes
Photo
Bowser Day 2017 - Bumper Balls
Bowser must feel alone waiting for someone to land on his spot, the castle can be boring sometimes. In a determined way to have some fun, he decided to join the minigame party! And well, things aren't going so well on his first competition ----- Bowser Day, August 4th is the day! This drawing is part of a series of "countdown" pictures I did for Bowser Day 2017. Number 8 - Bumper Balls Bowser - Nintendo©
#FanArt#Bowser#Yoshi#Bowser Day#Digital Art#Mario Party#Mario Party 2#Nintendo 64#low poly#Bumper Balls#Nervous#sweating#mountains#TonyTamales#TonyTamalesArt#2017
108 notes
·
View notes
Text
🥰The tension in their little faces. Part 3/3🥰
#call the midwife#turner kiddies#patrick turner#ctm christmas special part 2#is that a chippy or sweet shop#mushy-caps#bumper cars at funfair
43 notes
·
View notes
Text
35 notes
·
View notes
Text
#you know i cannot draw#but deneb pointed out to me how funny hardy would look with all of his legs crammed into one of the bumper cars#and so i had just had to try my hand at drawing it!#especially because i thought he would look completely out of place in one#but i am certain he would do it for miller and wee... urm... fred.#broadchurch#broadchurch fanart#whelp stellt sich die altbekannte frage ob das kunst ist oder weg kann!#my art#(that i of all people would ever use this tag lollll)#alec hardy#di hardy#broadchurch season 2
30 notes
·
View notes
Text
another sticker design for my future shop! sorry for the annoying ass watermark but i actually plan on selling this so i dont wanna take any chances on it getting stolen
#portal#portal 2#crayon designs#againstcrayonart#transgender#bumper sticker#<- if theres interest i could format it to other sticker designs#also if this flops while my mhwilds post is still getting notes ill cry
53 notes
·
View notes
Text
The best part about fixing a piece of shit car is imagining blorbo going through the same miserable experience that you are. Finding out that something in your car doesn't work because the previous owner decided to duct tape the split hose to the nozzle and call it a day sucks; imagining anakin skywalker getting pissed off because someone space duct taped the split space hydroline to the terminal instead of fucking replacing it is very very funny.
#chit chat#this was like a $20 and 45 minute fix btw#like. bruh.#i shouldn't complain because i know most people don't know even the basics about their cars#(i had to teach my roommate how to check a car's fluids in college (it was 2 am at the time))#but also like. bruh.#this wasn't even the reason i was disassembling my car it was just something i found on the way#there are things where i think that anakin skywalker would do a bullshit fix on his car but this was not even a fix#like. it did not work.#i could see anakin zip tie stitching his bumper back on (something my neighbor did for five years)#but this??? nah. this is just dumb.#there's a difference between a lazy fix and being stupid
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
let's go robot fucker lesbians!!!
now that I'm finishing up the first story in the bumper 2 bumper series, y'all are gonna get some chaotic diesel dykes next ✍(◔◡◔)
#spooky rambles#crypt crumb#bumper 2 bumper#ace is the MESSIEST butch you have ever met#she's out here sleeping in the garage and desperate to get in the chassis of the hot butch robot#also she's aromantic#i haven't seen much rep for the aromantics out there in smut#still gotta decide on the team names#*ponders the lesbians*#robot fucker#eroticism of the machine
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
Erika Ishii/Alex Song-Xia doing the arms thing in the dome, non-binary right angles?
#dimension 20#never stop blowing up#misfits and magic 2#they are the bumpers on the bowling lane of gender
20 notes
·
View notes
Note
can you make one of those 'id rather be playing vampire' bumper stickers but for silent hill
Hill
#bumper sticker#stickers#my stickers#request#silent hill#silent hill 2#pyramid head#excellent suggestion anon#I have never actually played a silent hill game#I hope I got the vibes correct
27 notes
·
View notes
Text


Three new splatoon punch needle pieces are now available for adoption over on my Etsy!
#all 3 sold!! thank you <3#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon 2#splatoon side order#side order#side order fanart#side order jelleton#jelleton#squid bumper#splatoon fanart#punch needle#tufting#wall art#art#fiber art#blue#green#for sale#etsy#etsy seller#small artist#cute
62 notes
·
View notes
Note
If you could sum up asoiaf in one sentence what would you say
Sorry rickon :(
#it’s so funny 2 me that everyone overlooks Rickon#even the georbdneh is all#oh fuck [slams on brakes] [throws car into reverse]#[inevitably hits rickon with the back bumper of a 2001 Toyota Camry]#Rickon stark#I’m sorry#asoiaf#house stark#the starklings#a song of ice and fire#askbox
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
marlon has definitely been living under a rock. how has he not even heard of team plasma… like after several years…….
#he’s the only person worthy of those ‘Salt Life’ bumper stickers#spends so much time swimming and relaxing he hasn’t noticed we’re on iteration 2 of an evil organization in this region#unless he’s new to unova entirely which could be true#goldie plays pokémon black… 2!!!
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
Okay went to Petsmart tonight and puppy was a hellion!!!!!! It went like
> my shift ends at 17:30, puppy starts screaming in crate at 17:25
> I clock out at like 17:40 because I have a project damn it
> take puppy outside obviously he has to poop
> puppy won't poop
> okay it's 18:00 we need to buy kibble
> starts screaming halfway through the drive to Petsmart
> pull over at a park where there is a cop, a car with all the doors open, a random dog roaming on the creekside, and a flattened squirrel
> puppy won't poop
> okay the vibes here suck we're going to Petsmart
> puppy screams the whole way there
> get out of the car
> puppy pees like three times
> PUPPY WON'T POOP
> stand in the parking lot awkwardly for 15 minutes because I know puppy will poop inside if he doesn't go out here
> puppy poops
> proceeds to act like he's never been worked with a day in his life as his reign of terror begins in my local Petsmart
#anyway were home now#sigh#time for dinner#i was hoping it would be an early night because we have a BIG BIG day ahead of us tomorro2#and i need to shower do laundry do dishes cook rice etc#but alas it is 19:19 and i am typing this tumblr post#from my vehicle#��🥲#we are going to my 2nd least favourite college town in the state tomorrow to visit my sister and pick up something from fb marketplace#i think we will have fun#he loooves my sister#she calls him my gay little dog which is fine i guess he does enjoy mounting his boy friends#but mostly i think hes not very smart and has wayyy too many hormones hashtag yay i can see adolescence on the horizon...#20 weeks#ALMOST 21 HOLY SHIT HES DRINKING AGE#oh also if youve read this far i dont believe you but puppy and i walk by our local crematorium every day and#i noticed today that one of the employees has the licence plate 'mbalm u'#like tbh i dont think they embalm people there but it made me giggle#the staff there are exactly what you expect#i bet 2/3rds of them at least have a tumblr judging by their bumper stickers
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
I once shamed a cop out of giving me a ticket because he was obviously new and didn’t know his shit and very easily could have caught himself an entrapment case and I sure as fuck let him know
#he was tailgating me for MILES and it was dark so I couldn’t tell it was a cop#so I speed up to 100 to pass this semi to get this guy off my ass before he runs me off the road#like I live in Flint baby they WILL run you off the fucking road here#and he was like “’you were going over 100 back there’ and I said ‘and you were about 2 fucking inches from my back bumper dickhole’#so I was like “’well we can settle this in court if you wanna take it that far and I know you’ll lose#and he let me off
111 notes
·
View notes