Yang: What do you mean you thought we were already Dating?
Emerald: I mean I thought you two were a thing when I joined. I saw the way you looked at each other, I heard to they you talked to and about each other. It was pretty damn obvious!
Yang: No- Okay! everyone who thought me and Blake had been dating this whole time raise your hands!
*Everyone raises their hands*
Yang: ...
Yang: Blake, Babe, please put your hand down.
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Jaune: *On one knee, presenting an item* Ruby... will you do me the honour of putting our beds together in Minecraft?
Ruby: *Bawling the happiest tears on Remnant* Yes. Yes! A thousand times, YES!
Weiss: Why am I friends with these dorks?
Yang: Found family trope.
Weiss: Stupid narrative conventions that are infuriatingly correct...
Blake: Love you too, princess.
Weiss: You better. All this love and affection is making me sick.
Yang: Yeah, being nicer and all cuddly with us is a sure sign of your ailing health.
Weiss: No doubt about that. So you better take care of me for the rest of your lives too.
Yang: *Blinks, pauses* Did we just get proposed to, too?
Blake: Sure sounds like it.
Yang: Neato!
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Do Me a Solid (BMBLB/Dolphin Knight)
*Jaune walks into the Seventh Heaven, humming to himself*
Tifa: *behind the tavern counter* "HEY, JAUNE! You got a minute?"
Jaune: *blinks, walking towards the counter* "Sure, what's up?"
Tifa: "Jauney, could you do me a solid`?"
Jaune: *blinks* "A solid?"
--FLASHBACK--
Cloud: "Word of advice, Jaune: Whenever Tifa asks to 'do her a solid', say no!"
--PRESENT DAY--
Jaune: *rubs the back of his neck* "I don't know, Teef. I mean, I came here to play some pinball--."
Tifa: "C'mon! It's nothing too crazy. Just a itsy bitsy solid, promise."
Jaune: *creases his brows in worry* "Still, I don't know."
Tifa: "Jauney, sweetie. Would I ever steer you wrong~?"
Jaune: *purses his lips, thinking* "Well, no."
Tifa:
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"It'll be a one-time thing, Jauney. I promise."
Jaune: *blinks* "Okay, what do ya want me to do?"
Tifa: "When you see Yang with Blake, repeat what's on this paper." *she holds out a piece of paper*
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Jaune: *holding the paper* "Your jokes suck."
Yang: *eyes red, being held back by Blake* "The fuck?!"
Jaune: "Your boobs are mid."
Yang: *her hair ignites* "HEY!"
Jaune: "You fight like a toddler."
Blake: "Jaune, what the hell?"
Jaune: "And Blake deserves better."
*Jaune turns around and runs for it, Yang chasing after him and screaming profanities*
Blake: *looks down, seeing the paper Jaune dropped* "Huh." *she kneels down and picks it up* "This looks like...Tifa's handwriting."
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Jaune: *sporting a black eye and swollen lip* "That was not fun."
Tifa: "In my defense, Yang had it coming for wrecking the Seventh Heaven in her fight against that lunkhead Cardin."
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Requesting an old one back from the dead - the Rusted Knight and the Red Huntress facing off against Black Cat and the Ice Queen.
Final panel has old-man-Jaune proceeding to be puzzled why every time they go to conventions it always ends in an orgy.
I prefer the redo, was trying to avoid posting it altogether
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