#Bugsnax X Reader

[snakxreader]

I know this is like SUPER gay of me but could you pretty please give us (and me) some floofty worked too hard and reader/buddy had to convince them to REST FOR ONCE

Please and thank you

A/N: HI HELLO! ITS THE BITCH WHO NEEDS A BETTER UPLOAD SCHEDULE. Thankfully, tomorrow is the last exam before break!!! And I’m gonna be on vacay the whole time so!! Lots of writing to be done! This blog is not dying anytime soon I swear on my heart.

Enough rambling. I really did enjoy writing this fanfic! I haven’t done a Floofty x Reader before, but I like to think while they��ve still got a few walls and that stubbornness…they can be open and emotional vulnerable around their parent. With that said, I hope they’ve been done justice!!

Floofty x Reader (Rest Up)

“It is 3 AM, why won’t you just go to bed?”

You watch Floofty’s tired, groggily body turn to face you, squinting like a hairless cat that had been out in the sun too long.

“I am,” they state, eyebags growing eyebags under their eyes,”Perfeeeeectly fine.”

“You’re slurring your words.”

“Irrelevant.” Floofty dimissies, waving you off. They turn back around, carefully typing while looking at the notes they took during their experiments.

You click your teeth. You loved Floofty, you really did. But you always had to be a bit concerned when they did things like this, burying themselves in their work and ignoring their mental and physical health.

“Floofty, when was the last time you even ate? Slept??” You questioned, almost like a demand.

That second of hesitation speaks volumes. “Everything,” Floofty finally answers, “-is fine.”

“Floofty.”

They avoid your eyes. “I just…I just need to finish these notes.”

“Floofty.”

“Just….” They yawned. They sighed, pushing their goggles up on their face. “…I have to do this.”

You don’t respond for a bi, letting the silence echo for a moment before sighing. You walk towards your partner and hold their paw up, gently holding it alongside your own. Floofty sighs, exhaustion in their town.

“…I just…it doesn’t feel like I’ve gotten anywjeee as of late.” They mumble. “My research is hitting a dead end, either due to my own inability to catch Bugsnax or lack of volunteers beside myself.”

“You’d know I’d help you in a heartbeat, right?”

Floofty huffs. “I don’t want to risk hurting you.”

“So you rather hurt yourself?”

They fall very quiet after that one. You nuzzle into their neck, feeling them purr softly.

“I promise to help you in someway.” You state. “But it’s late, love. Let’s go to bed.” You take a bit of pride in the bristle of their fur at the mention of the l-bomb.

“Y-you know I could care less for petnames…” They respone, a faint stutter in their voice. There’s no malice either. You’re finally able to pull the purple grumpus from their seat, taking off their bow tie and goggles.

“Was that so hard?” You ask teasingly.

“Shush.” They grumble, cozying up to you in the bed.

You giggle slightly, brushing their locs back just to kiss their forehead. “Love you, Floofty. Sleep well, ok?”

“Hmm…..Love you too.” It’s quiet, but that’s ok. Because it’s for your ears only. And so is the sound of their soft snores that drift you off to sleep right with them.

[thatkippycat]

Could you write a one shot about like a Reader x Filbo where reader is a trans guy and they are going on a picnic date and making flower crowns for eachother? Perfectly fine if not :)

This was short but I hope you're happy with it. I certainly am!

Filbo x Reader One-Shot: Picnic Date

"Hey Y/N! Over here!"

     There he was. You'd been looking for boyfriend Filbo, and there he was, sitting on a blanket in the sun. He sent you a message a bit ago, something about a surprise at the park. In fairness, you shouldn't be surprised, Filbo had been talking about wanting to take you on a picnic date for a while. Looks like he finally got the stuff together.

     You couldn't help but admire him as you walked over to him. Blue fur sparkled in the suns rays like the shimmering water in the sea, bright smile that could light a thousand hearts up. You took the time walking over to ponder how someone hadn't scooped him up before you came along.

     You got a rough answer to that when he immediately started fumbling to unpack the basket. Grump damn, he was perfect.

"Hey Y/N, glad you made it! I uh, I got food set up for us."

"Do you want some help with that babe?"

"Oh, I wouldn't want to-"

     You cut Filbo off with a knowing look, and a small smirk on your face. He scratched his neck as he answered.

"Yes please."

"You got it."

     You spent the next half hour or so getting food prepared and eating. It was really nice. It would've been easier to eat if Filbo hadn't planted himself onto your lap, but that wouldn't have been as nice. Would've been easier if you didn't have to chase off those two bees bother Filbo either, but then you wouldn't have gotten the chance to play his knight in shining armor. That combined with a nice breeze, good food, and just being around Filbo made this a pretty good date.

     After you had finished eating you ended up laying down, your head resting in your beautiful blue boyfriends lap. As you closed your eyes, you heard Filbo open another bag, and then felt what you could only assume was petals on your nose. Curious, and already having an idea what Filbo was doing, you opened your eyes and looked up at him.

"Hey Y/N, I got some flowers so we could make flower crowns if you wanted. Do... do you want to?"

    You didn't answer verbally yet, instead choosing to just sit up and grab some of the flowers from the bag. After, you looked over to your boyfriend with a smile.

"Of course Filbo."

[maxslibrary]

Would you mind doing poly snorpy and chandlo x reader headcanons? Thank you and have a great day ^^

Poly!Snorplo X Reader Headcanons

-Let's be real here both Snorpy and Chandlo thought you were cute before you even approached them to ask them on a date. Snorpy was way less subtle about it, fumbling over his words around you, poking his paws together, etc. Chandlo was less subtle (It is NOT hard to be less subtle than Snorpy TBF) but it was still really obvious he wanted to hang out with you. He'd often try to help you out with his strength, complement you, and other various small acts. They really do care about you.

-Once you start dating Snorpy will often talk to you about various theories. Sometimes he'll even do this while you're cuddling or holding hands. At first he was SUPER flustered about it but now it really only fuels his passion in the conversation.

-Chandlo will often help you around the house, he's a shockingly good cook and makes you and Snorpy breakfast. His building skills also can come in handy. He's made a few crafts before for you as a sign of affection. Still calls you "dude" even while you're dating though, he's very casually affectionate like that.

-There are various types of dates you have as options. If Snorpy is the one planning the date it'll most likely be super over planned, he tends to overthink things a lot. His favorite dates tend to involve going to a theater or a museum. Chandlo on the other hand tends to just go for things like nature walks and various other nature themed activities. Believe it or not Chandlo actually retained some knowledge from Snaxtooth and loves to talk about tree facts.

-If Snorpy isn't home I like to imagine Chandlo just wanting to relax on the couch with you, gently rubbing your shoulder as you two watch something. That or Chandlo will do some work outs, he might ask you to help him out!

-If Chandlo isn't home Snorpy will be working on projects and will want you around. He likes to hear you talk while he works. Your presence is VERY comforting to him. He'll even stop to watch you talk sometimes, just lovingly staring at you. He's a huge dork for you.

[astronomergrump]

Back in uuuhh- last year I believe, I actually wrote a bugsnax x reader fanfic. I will confess I in fact did. And the journalist was Y/n's partner and now idfk what to do with the fic, because it's posted on ao3 and wattpad. And I'm ashamed for having made that, but again idk what to do with it.

I may try and rewrite it but maybe not, idk

[yandere--stuck]

Yandere!Floofty headcanons..? 👀 If you do I'll be forever in your debt!

Sorry this took so long, but I hope you enjoy!

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💜 One couldn't be blamed for their first impression of Floofty Fizzlebean being one that's incredibly cold and rude. Mostly due to the whole, "being incredibly cold and rude" thing they've got going on. At least at first. Hell, their first interaction with you ended with them slapping a gizmo in your hands, talking down at you as though you were a child, and then further adding onto the body horror nightmare you've found yourself entangled in. To say you weren't exactly Floofty's number one fan would be an understatement, and the same sentiment was shared by much of the rest of Snaxburg. But the other Grumpuses (and your journalistic integrity) depended on you and your help in finding Elizabert! And to do that, you needed every piece of the puzzle. Even if that piece happened to be incredibly snooty and sat on a rather high horse.

🧪 You had hoped that Floofty's behavior would improve as you spent more time together, but if anything, the scientist grew even ruder! They'd purposely bump into you, talk down to and insult you, pull you aside to demand you collect certain supplies or Bugsnax for their research! And when they weren't bothering you, they'd hole up in the ship at Boiling Bay to do… Whatever it is they do, not like they'd ever let you look. It'd be lying to say you hadn't thought of giving up on Floofty and leaving them to their own devices, but you could never bring yourself to actually do it. All of Snaxburg depended on you, and that included Floofty! … Even if you hadn't convinced them to move back just yet. And even if they don't come around, you can at least rest assured that you had remained the bigger Grumpus.

💜 Floofty eventually is convinced to move back into town, though part of you worried you might have somehow worsened the situation. The scientist now seemed to switch between pulling you closer and pushing you away. They'd ask for your assistance with their research, only to just as quickly turn up their nose at you and insist you'd only mess things up. Anytime you'd manage to have a civil conversation and manage to get somewhat chummy with them, it was as though a switch were flipped, as though Floofty were catching themself being nice to you and rectifying through arrogance. Hell, their behavior was so noticeable that Snorpy felt the need to confront them - all but having to when Floofty had nearly strong-armed you into almost chopping their head off.

🧪 But, the absolute worst thing, even above all that, was how you could feel Floofty's eyes boring into you. Just staring. Whether you were walking through town and talking with the others or running in from a snak run, you felt watched. And it wouldn't be a big deal because, hey, who doesn't people watch from time to time? Eyes are naturally drawn to movement and new stimuli! But, this was constant. A consistent pattern of behavior. And whenever you dared to face them, they wouldn't even flinch. No looking away or even pretending to be looking at someone else. Just them staring unblinking as you both locked eyes. You could swear you saw malice swirling in their eyes, glowering at you with what you were sure was contempt. And the icing on the cake? You had gone back down to Boiling Bay to fetch a snak for one of your friends, before deciding to sneak a peek inside Floofty's ship… All the air had left your lungs. Scratched over and over and over into the wood, on the floor, the walls, the ceiling, was your name. If you weren't so sure the rumor about Floofty being a killer was a lie, you would have sworn you were their next target.

💜 Before coming to Snaktooth, Floofty Fizzlebean had always been a bit of a recluse. Sure, they had family, their brother, some acquaintances and academic and professional peers, but ultimately nothing deeper than that. Likely in part due to coming across as unusual or rough around the edges. But also because they were a Grumpus that focused on the big picture rather than the small details. And, as such, they were derided for letting small details such as ethics fall to the wayside in pursuit of the greater good. Even on Snaktooth, their attempts at establishing connections between fellow professionals was impeded. Floofty was certain this was simply their fate, until you came along.

🧪 You frustrated Floofty just as much as you bewitched them. Though the scientist had thought little of you originally, Floofty was increasingly impressed by your intelligence, resourcefulness, skill, and adaptability - not to even mention your social intelligence. Deny it all you like, it took a rather special Grumpus to capture the hearts of so many in such little time. So many emotions whirled inside them it nearly made the Grumpus sick! Jealousy, affection, anger, fear, sadness, care. They wanted you close, but they were a danger to both you and themself! They knew you were intelligent but couldn't stand the thought of being seen as less than! They were charmed by your warmth and kindness but fumed at how you never stooped to their level! Why were you always so kind to them? Why did you care? Why wouldn't you just give up on them!? Just thinking about it made their heart beat out of sync and made them want to rip their hair out! You began to consume every waking thought. And even in their dreams, they weren't safe. They… They couldn't take their eyes off you, even going so far as to sneak into your hut at night. And when they weren't doing that, they'd go back to their makeshift hut to scrawl your name out over and over, hoping it'd quiet their mind, if only a little.

💜 You hadn't expected an invitation after you and the others fled the island. You'd all kept in contact, of course, but you weren't expecting anything coming up as of recent. Oddly, it was from Floofty, who'd been the most radio silent out of your friends - if they even considered themself your friend? Despite all you'd been through, you were happy to see the Grumpus was doing well! All smiles in photos and a new prosthetic to boot! They had gone back into teaching and was inviting you down to report on the findings from Snaktooth. Reading the letter, a warmth filled you and you couldn't help but hug the letter to your chest, smiling at knowing that Floofty had thought of you so well as to invite you to speak to their students!

🧪 Despite your initial nervousness at meeting them again, it went off without a hitch! You exchanged pleasantries and caught up with one another before going over their plan for the lecture. Throughout your meeting and the lesson, you couldn't help but feel proud at how far Floofty had come. They seemed so much more understanding and patient. Andfar more lighthearted, too! So much so that they even invited you back to their house to talk further, pouring you up a drink as you sat together. You couldn't get over how relaxed they seemed. And you were feeling relaxed, yourself. Relaxed… Or, wait, was it… Were you just tired? It was a bit hard to keep your head up or your eyes open. As you mumbled apologies, you let your head fall back against the cushion of your chair. Barely able to keep your eyes open, you felt as Floofty got up and approached your side. One of their paws overlapped with your own, giving a gentle squeeze. And as you fell into a deep sleep, Floofty pressed a soft kiss to the top of your head and sighed. "As glad as I am to be able to make up for my previous behavior, I fear you're simply far too trusting for your own good, dear..."

[lovesick-fanfics]

Requests are not open unless my pinned post says so!! (Please check!!)

Redoing my list of fandoms and characters because tumblr is being super buggy:

Also I’ll write for any gender! If it’s not specified I will default to non-binary :)

Don’t hug me I’m scared:

Red guy

Yellow guy

Duck guy

(Can be teacher! Or puppet reader) ((you can describe what the reader looks like, if you want. I.e. if you want them to look like red guy or be a potted plant or whatever. Not like make it a self-insert.))

Rottmnt

Raph

Mikey

Leo

Donnie

April

(With readers of similar ages, btw.)

(Can be human or mutant/yokai)

Creepypasta

…maybe slender man? Probably won’t write for this </3

Ghostbusters

Egon

Ray

Peter

Winston

Transformers

…ask lol. There’s a lot

(I’ve seen part of G1, all of tfp, tfa, and tfrid2015, I’ve read all of mtmte ((but not lost light)) and I’ll write for both cybertronian and human readers)

Undertale/Deltarune

Ask :)

Can be human or monster reader! (For monster please specify)

Bugsnax

Every resident of Snaxburg (poly wambus/triffany and chandlo/snorpy only though.)

Only grumpus!reader though.

Star Trek

The original series (I’ve seen the show, movies 1 & whatever the one with the whales was haha)

Next generation (only seen the show)

Deep space nine

(I haven’t seen any other ones, so I don’t want to botch their characters!)

Can be human or other! (Please specify in your request)

Bnha

There isn’t many I won’t do, so ask! (Endeavor is a big no though, sorry.) ALSO: I’ve only seen up to season 4/“pro hero” arc/chapter 90, so I’m sorry if I don’t know who you request!

For students only student!Reader. (Can be from a different school though!) (or if you want villain!reader they will be roughly the same age.)

For adults it can be Hero!Reader, Villain!Reader, or Civilian!Reader

Trollhunters/3below

Anyone from the main cast + any side characters that show up a lot

Can be human, troll, changeling, magic user, fae or alien reader!

For characters who get injuries please specify if you want pre or post injury. (No post death though. I don’t write angst)

Mario movie

Any of the main characters!!

Reader can be human, or other! (Please specify in your request)

[impish-baby]

Ahhh i saw you did bugsnax and could we get something where the bungers think ur a baby bunger for some reason and try to care for you and heard you around and stuff like that, like good bunger parents ^^ i just love bunger sm

- 🐙

The sillies..

I feel like they'd be very clueless but try very hard to take good care of you!!

The bungers in garden grove nudging and carralling you into staying in one spot, switching up their paths so they make a barrier around the area! They gotta protect their baby after all!!

They're very clumsy, so instead of just bringing you a sauce fruit to eat they end up riping up the entire plant! (Poor wambus..) They're very proud of themselves as they drag it over, trying to shove under your arm so you'll pet them

Playbowing... knowing you're too delicate to run into, so they just play tag instead! They love chasing you but they find it very funny when you chase them instead!! When it's time to settle down, they lay across your lap. Bungers are a decent weight, so it's soothing like a weighted blanket ^^ (the only downside is you're stuck now)

Being able to play fetch with the BBQ bunger in scorched gorge... it bounces around as it waits for you to throw a rock for it to go after! You can also do some form of catch where you slide the rocks back and forth :>

[paperclipwriter]

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[1space-geek1]

could you write relationship hcs for floofty? thank you!! :)

OHMYGOD YES???, I'm a floofty fanatic and am absolutely smitten with them. I love you anonymous. I truly do.

Floofty Fizzlebean relationship headcannons!!

Gn!reader :D

Here we go!

- when you first came to the island it took a long long time for Floofty to notice they liked you, whether it be they were to busy to notice, or just didn't pay it the time.

-when they do notice they become cocky and start asking for your help more, when you do help them they share unnecessary details and try yo keep you around for as long as possible with you getting suspicious

-definitely asexual(this is a personal headcanon but let's be fr)

-when floofty confesses they definitely are really awkward, but not nervous, they believe you'll def say yes because they 100% found the odds and percentages of you liking them back high. Plus they've got an ego.

- once you start dating its not physical for a long time, just simple hellos, or hand shakes when seeing eachother,

-when floofty does get comfortable they start out with hugs and giving gifts, they don't know what you're comfortable with and having never had a partner before they don't know what they're ok with either, and that's okay!

-floofty eventually likes to give you kisses in a private setting as they personally don't like PDA. They find it "unethical and unnecessary" unless someone's hitting on their partner? But even then they believe words do best.

-nick names consist of: darling, dear, and just your first or last name!

-they like hugs, they also appreciate confirmation.

-overall, floofty would treat you right

It's 11:35 pm, ily! Gn!

[snakxreader]

ANOTHER ONE the electric bungalow!

Filbo x journalist, fillbo just being overprotective and comforting to the traumatized journalist after POST CANON

Personal headcanon is that sprout sacrificed themselves to save the journalist and got jammed “literally and figuratively 😭” from the momma melon,

A/N: As the world’s biggest Buddy kinnie, I love Filbuddy!! Tysm for this request! I cut out Sprout dying because it’s kinda iffy with my third rule, but I hope you enjoy nonetheless!!

Filbo x Buddy (Postgame)

Trauma was honestly the worst, and Buddy could tell you that first hand.

Every night after Snaktooth made them feel awful, every nightmare of watching Lizbert and Eggabell’s bodies fading away, the roaring of the Bugsnax trying to eat him and their friends, the sickening feeling of the parasites all over their body when they were in the Undersnax.

It go so hard, trying to just live sometimes. Getting up everyday and pretending that everything was fine for his boyfriend’s sake. But they just couldn’t.

They blankly stared at the ceiling, cuddled in their comforter, not willing to leave their room today. Or the motivation to do anything. Their tear soaked fur was as messy as it was thin and bloodshot eyes from said crying. They just wanted to slowly rot, slowly decay in their bed.

They heard footsteps approaching from the door, and knew who it was without even looking. Buddy closed their eyes, pretending to be asleep, before hearing the door open. Silence.

“Buddy, I know you’re not sleeping.”

Buddy still kept their eyes closed.

They heard a sigh, and felt someone crawl into bed with them, tucking them gently in his arms. They felt their paw being rubbed gently by their partner’s thumb.

“Hey Buddy, bad day?”

“Every day is a bad day, Filbo.” They couldn’t help but growl, but their demeanor swifted back quickly. “I’m s-sorry.”

Filbo kissed them. “It’s ok, sweetheart. Just talk to me. Please.”

A choked sob left Buddy’s mouth as they clung onto Filbo’s shoulder, The mayor held them tightly, letting his trembling partner breakdown in his arms.

“I see them everyday, Filbo- all the stupid parasites I fed everyone, all the carnage, I just can’t do it anymore!” They sobbed. “I don’t have the strength to be strong for anyone anymore!”

“Then don’t be.” Filbo tried to reassure. “You don’t have to be strong for them, you don’t have to be strong right now.”

“But what about you?! You’re not dealing with this any better than me, Filbo!” Buddy retorted, sniveling. Filbo looked prepared to argue, but sighed and stopped. “You’re right. It hasn’t been easy for me either. But ot sure as hell isn’t easy for you right now,”

Filbo held Buddy tightly. “And I’d rather make sure my boyfriend is ok more than anything else in the world.”

Buddy broke down once more in his boyfriend’s hands, feeling loved and secured. They didn’t have to be strong right now. They could just be themselves. And felt amazing to them.

Maybe they wouldn’t feel immediately better, but they had Fibo. And maybe that was enough right now.

[thatkippycat]

Oneshot Requests Are Open!!!!

That's right baby, requests are back on the menu!!!!!!!! I've been wanting to start writing comissions soon but I'm a bit rusty so I figured I'd start it back up!

I will write for:

Lackadaisy

Monster Prom

Night In The Woods

Bugsnax

Please send them in because I desperately need to write!

[maxslibrary]

could you write relationship hcs for snorpy with an autistic s/o? thanks :)

[Snorpy Fizzlebean X Autistic Reader Headcannons]

-Snorpy respects you being autistic. I feel like he'd really connect with you feeling different from other grumpuses.

-He's also TERRIBLE with tone so he understands that sometimes you just sound monotone.

-Snorpy likes hearing you infodump. He tends to listen to you talk while he's doing chores. He loves the sound of your voice so much.

-Snorpy knows when you're over stimulated and will help you in any way he can. I like to imagine if you joined any of Filbo's parties he'd help you back to his house to calm down.

-It's not often the grumpus lends his hat to people but he noticed that it's become a sort of comfort item for you. He's asked Gramble to make a replica for you.

-Sometimes you two will just sit in bed together, holding your hands as you both talk in depth about random things. Those moments are just.. really soft and good.

[world0fmadness]

addressing some silly little comments from the r/blackmetalcringe sub before i move on to something more interesting ( unless they post me again because that would be truly incredibly funny )

and now if you post this there “ girly ” you better include my damn bugsnax song that you cropped out of my first post because that was crossing a damn line! i can take being called cringe but cropping out my favourite bugsnax song from my post? no way, not cool at all and if you do it again i might just have to come over there… i am kidding, obviously, but like… leave the damn bugsnax song in my post <3

okay, first up!

how on earth is my lack of shame “ disturbing ” ?

i write fanfiction on tumblr about dead black metal artists or old enough to be my father black metal artists, literally no one cares here because fanfiction has existed for years and has never hurt anyone, it is literally just typed out words on a screen… boo! wow, that was so disturbing, right? i totally understand finding fanfiction a little cringe and not enjoying to read it yourself, maybe i even understand someone just not getting why people read it at all but just… leave it alone then? maybe just block the person who does something you do not like? hm… i find regularly stalking blogs who post things you do not like just to post them on reddit is more, disturbing per say…

also i have never said i was “ strong ” nor “ brave ” for writing fanfiction, try not to put words in my mouth or thoughts in my head, pretty please? i write words!

and a little correction! i do not write about only dead people and i do not write about gay sex, my fanfiction is not ship work, it is x reader <3

now, next up!

now this one is actually a very decent observation from who i assume is one of the sub mods? or something?

he is correct about… some things! that being the fact that i wanted to be posted there and they should not have blurred my blog name! especially since two of my mutuals have been posted recently with their names not being blurred at all… the only thing this person is wrong about is the fact that he thinks i thought i would get any real traffic from my name being visible! like… no? not really! i think if my name was visible, i would get some anonymous hate mail for about a week at the very most before it just blows over, that is or real traffic at all! i do not care about hate mail because it does not affect me, words on a screen do not affect me…

also love the last comment by him about probably just banning me if i possibly ever show up in the sub lolol! something about that is funny to me, not sure why! i think it is the probably like oh they will probably ban me but maybe not like if i flash my boobs in the same post or something they might let me off the hook and gosh… what would i ever do if i got banned from a sub that i literally never really visited before me and my friends got posted there? what ever will i do if i get banned from a sub? oh gosh, my life will just be in tatters if i get banned :(

and, another one!

this one is so… i do not even know what to call something that is so assuming of other people lolol!

“ let them be forgotten, they will hate it ” like what? i hate to break it to them but we have all been on tumblr for a damn while now, we were doing perfectly fine before we got posted there and we will continue to post perfectly fine! literally nothing is going to affect the way i run my blog, i would actually love nothing more for them to forget about us and move on with their lives! it cannot be healthy scouring the internet for things you find cringe to go post on the sub… and we sure as hell know that the original poster is a stalker, oh yeah… the rabbit hole got real deep with them, maybe i will make a separate post about it because it is damn strange!

“ feed their delusions and keep watching them spiral ” uhhh… what? keep watching us spiral? who the hell is spiralling? lolol! i think… i think they might be writing fanfiction about us in their head because it is quite obvious that no one here is spiralling, we are all fine and continuing to run our blogs as usual <3

really? no one needs to come up with any fancy names to hurt me? but why the sudden change? on the post about my mutual with BPD there was a whole lot of fancy little names being said towards them in the comments and so many of you seemed to love it, what happened to that? why do i not get that same treatment?

also, i am eighteen and not in high school but thank you for believing in me that i could graduate! that is very sweet <3

this one is just for some corrections! but yes, yes, unfortunately you guys will never be as cool as us but if you keep my bugsnax song in then maybe you will be!

once again, i do not write ship work nor do i pretend to be a mayhem member, i think you may be having a brain fart and getting me mixed up with my mutual who you certainly seem especially fond of but they do not pretend to be anything…

listen “ girly ” did you even properly look at my blog at all? or did you see my ask sent to andrew in the midst of stalking their blog, click my username and that was it?

“ making it up ” hmmm, no!

uhhh, did any of them even read the comments on the first post about my mutual? not that fancy little names affect me at all but uhhh… yeah there was a whole lot of little slurs going on in that comment section, looked like a thirteen year old had nabbed a twitter account after browsing 4chan for the first time and gone crazy on his own feed! i have no reason to make anything up, the proof is in the pudding…

uhhh, who are all these people with a “ laundry list ” of mental illnesses? i certainly have no mental illnesses listed anywhere on my blog so why assume that i do? to the op on reddit, you really need to give your people more context on me because they are getting their shit all wrong! i basically never talk about my own mental health on tumblr, i try to keep stuff like that more private… it is not that i am ashamed of having some mental health struggles or anything like that, just that this blog mainly revolves around music and fanfiction so i tend to never have a real reason to bring it up!

this is why i wish my blog name was not blurred so that these people could get their facts straight before commenting and bundling us all into the same basket of assumptions!

honey, i barely do check reddit! i stick to about one social media app, i use reddit mainly for news about my hobbies and interest… i was only made aware of the fact that i had been posted on the sub thanks to a mutual messaging me and an ask telling me! and alas, i went to check and there i was in all my glory with a blurred name and some funny comments to read from people who know nothing about me nor my life <3

and this! this is so damn funny considering how many of them, including the op of our posts there, are being blatantly and obviously transphobic towards andrew… they are so high and mighty until they are so obviously not and uhhh, i am not straight lolol <3

anyways, that is enough! i am kind of just bored now and cannot be bothered lolol, if i get posted again i will gladly laugh about it once more but yeah, bugsnax song!

[yandere--stuck]

Hi! OG 3 day bugsnax player here - holy shishkabug I didn't think I'd be the only one thinking about the crazy situation it'd be to have each pair vying for journalists attention. I guess I'd just like to know what the rest of the grumpuses would be like, Gramble, Wiggle, Beffica, Cromdo, Shelda, maybe even Clumby or Alegander? Man there's a lot of characters - not even getting into if the bugsnax themselves were crazy for the only grump allergic to them, trying to be 'eaten' but being enable

Bugsnax gang!! I hope you like these! Unfortunately I couldn't do the other two bc I don't know/understand them that well. At least not yet! But I hope you like these ^^

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Though Gramble may seem completely sweet and innocent, he'll still go to the ends of the Earth to make sure the ones he loves are safe and in good paws. He hates to leave you in Sprout's old play area on the beach, but it's the only way the others won't be able to hear you asking for help! Listen, this is for the best, okay? You're family and he loves you! He's doing this out of love. 

He visits often, making sure to equally split his time between you and the barn in town. Gotta make sure his little ones are taken care of, too, you know? And the others would get a bit suspicious if he just up and left town again. He can't just let them find out and try to take you away! 

Wiggle would likely feed into Gramble's behavior, being incredibly giddy at the thought of having you all to themselves. Oh, her Gramble is so smart! She loves to have picnics together in Sprout's old pen, the little Strabby circling you and the couple as they serenade you. Wiggle is absolutely filled with motivation and excitement - imagine it! An album of love songs all made for you and your shared love. Isn't it romantic?

And if you direct Sprout a little too close to any launch pads, the couple make sure to corral or shoo him away. Wouldn't want him getting loose and trying to lead someone in town back to you, would you? Shush, it's okay! You'll realize this is for the best soon enough!

Beffica had been lonely for a long time. Abandoned by her friends and given the cold shoulder by the others in town (likely for good reason), she was elated to find that you considered her hood company! You! Someone she admired! It was so fun talking with you, snooping and spying, or just hanging!

 … Although, she couldn't help but feel the need to brace for the other shoe to drop. One day, the others would get to you and get you to see her as a monster! Beffica couldn't allow it! Those squeebs didn't deserve your time, anyway. Especially not Filbo. She'd threaten or blackmail anyone getting too close to her Bestie… Or something more, if her hunch that you felt the same as her was correct. Nothing a little more snooping couldn't solve!

Cromdo is the type to project his feelings onto you. Saying stuff like, "Your crush is cute, but don't get any ideas," or, "We make a good team, yeah! But, er, that doesn't mean I wanna go pick out curtains." He cares for you, but either deflects or hides it behind jokes. He's had a rough past with Grumpuses he's cared about before. He doesn't want to get burned again… But, ah, hell! You're too cute for him to resist! The moment he gets that Mothza Supreme, he's hitching that baby to your ship and sailing outta here! With you tied up, if need be. Er, the moment he fixes it, of course! Did you really think he went up there just to do the wiggle every night?

Shelda is so sure that Mother Naturae has destined you and her union! At least, so she says. Whether she believes what she says or not, it certainly cements the idea in Chandlo's mind, leading her student to follow you around like a puppy and excitedly telling you that, "You and Shelda are meant to be, dawg!" 

And though she does love Chandlo as her pupil, Shelda calls you her most prized pupil. A kind heart, a keeper of the path, and someone so willing to help her. She's incredibly touchy-feely, too, to an uncomfortable degree. C'mon, you know you'd be perfect together. Might as well speed up the inevitable, dear.

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[impish-baby]

This might be the dumbest thing I've ever asked for, but I saw you have Bugsnax in your fandom tags so...

Bugsnax platonic yandere???

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Haha I assume you mean like the snax themselves and not one of the characters!!

Very silly.. but like sprout following you around?? It just thinks you're so nice! You feed it chocolate sauce and always apologize if it gets thrown around in its buggy ball, you're its friend!

The strabby bringing you random little treasure it finds, sometimes stealing them from the other grumpuses. You end up with a pile of little "gifts", ranging from one of floofty's test tubes to a pen swiped from Beffica's shack.

It gets jealous if you show attention to the snax in gramble's ranch, you're its friend, not theirs! Tries to bully whatever you're petting out of the way, even if it's much bigger than the strabby. Sprout just needs the pets more!