#Snorpy X Reader

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Would you mind doing poly snorpy and chandlo x reader headcanons? Thank you and have a great day ^^

Poly!Snorplo X Reader Headcanons

-Let's be real here both Snorpy and Chandlo thought you were cute before you even approached them to ask them on a date. Snorpy was way less subtle about it, fumbling over his words around you, poking his paws together, etc. Chandlo was less subtle (It is NOT hard to be less subtle than Snorpy TBF) but it was still really obvious he wanted to hang out with you. He'd often try to help you out with his strength, complement you, and other various small acts. They really do care about you.

-Once you start dating Snorpy will often talk to you about various theories. Sometimes he'll even do this while you're cuddling or holding hands. At first he was SUPER flustered about it but now it really only fuels his passion in the conversation.

-Chandlo will often help you around the house, he's a shockingly good cook and makes you and Snorpy breakfast. His building skills also can come in handy. He's made a few crafts before for you as a sign of affection. Still calls you "dude" even while you're dating though, he's very casually affectionate like that.

-There are various types of dates you have as options. If Snorpy is the one planning the date it'll most likely be super over planned, he tends to overthink things a lot. His favorite dates tend to involve going to a theater or a museum. Chandlo on the other hand tends to just go for things like nature walks and various other nature themed activities. Believe it or not Chandlo actually retained some knowledge from Snaxtooth and loves to talk about tree facts.

-If Snorpy isn't home I like to imagine Chandlo just wanting to relax on the couch with you, gently rubbing your shoulder as you two watch something. That or Chandlo will do some work outs, he might ask you to help him out!

-If Chandlo isn't home Snorpy will be working on projects and will want you around. He likes to hear you talk while he works. Your presence is VERY comforting to him. He'll even stop to watch you talk sometimes, just lovingly staring at you. He's a huge dork for you.

[snakxreader]

hi ... so like .. im the only snorpy selfshipper afaik qnd i require food so .... can you maybe if you want to write a snorpy x reader scenario where he gets to infodump about conspiracies and all that jazz on a date while the reader (me) lovingly listens to him if you dont mind ,,, tysm hehe !!

A/N: SNORPY KISSER SO REAL. I don’t self-ship with him, but I do wanna be his friend and I have a bit of a crush on him. I forgot to do conspiracies and made it some show with a plot I came up with though…sorry ^^’

Snorpy x Reader (Infodumping)

You knocked quietly, hoping you wouldn’t disturb him while he was getting ready or startle him. “Snorpy? Hun? Ready to go?”

“In a moment, dearest!” Came the muffled reply, as the sound of scattering pencils and sheets from papers most likely knocked over in his haste. You can’t help but snort at your boyfriend’s antics, waiting semi-impatiently. You don’t have to wait for much longer thankfully, as he stumbles out of the room a few minutes later. He stands in front of you, giddy and nervous at the same time. “I hope I look presentable..?” He asks.

He looks adorable, handsome as well. His usual apron and cap were removed, with his locs being put into a nice little ponytail. His apron was removed in place of a red knitted sweater, from a close friend, and navy overalls, rolled up at the ends. And while you would normally tell him as much, his bashful, hopeful grin is too much for you not to kiss him. You gently cup his cheeks, and press your lips against his forehead, nose and lips in rapid succession.

“D-Darling!” He cries out, surprised glee in his voice.

“You look amazing as always, Snorpington.” And you mean it. You hold out your hand, and he takes it as you walk out the apartment you two share.

“So, where are we heading, anyways?” He asked. You’ve kept the location of your date incredibly secret so far, and you planned to keep it that way.

“Nowhere crowded, I promise~”

“That’s incredibly vague…”

You simply shrug, him snorting at your smirk. You both head inside the car, shift it into gear, and reverse out your apartment grounds. It’s not a far drive, just a couple turns and a few miles until your car reaches a deep forested area.

“Love?” Snorpy inquires, glancing around at what he presumes is an empty space. “I don’t understand why you’ve…” He turns out and you visibly see his breath get taken away. His pupils dilate. The little things you love about him when he’s flustered. “Oh.”

You hold a small bundle of blankets, as well as a picnic basket, kissing Snorpy before heading in front of him. “C’mon, this way!”

He follows after your brisk steps, nearly tripping over a tree root or two until you two make it to a cliff. You’ve chosen the perfect time, the sun setting as evening comes, it’s orange hue providing a perfect view on top of the large ledge you’ve chosen.

Snorpy sputters as you rest down the blankets. “H-how did you even find-?”

“Me and Chandlo found it after a hike in the woods, I thought it’d be a cute date spot.” You spread out your picnic, admittedly full of his favorite sweets as it has actual food in it. “Sit down!” You say, taking a seat on the blanket. Snorpy drapes himself across your lap.

“Mmmm…it is quite nice outside. Thank you, dear. I did need a bit more fresh air.” Snorpy hums.

“No problem. But hey, now that we got some time to ourselves, you wanna tell me about the theories for that new show you got into?” His eyes light up, and he rushes to unlock his phone. You’re so used to seeing it when he talks about his charts or Grump Peaks, it's cute seeing it for something else.

“Oh where do I even begin?! It’s just- The mystery is so gripping and the threads are connected and -ok, ok, the main character, I think personally she's the one that betrayed the crew because if you look at the beginining of the show-” Snorpy rambles uncontrollaby, pulling out a slideshow he had made on his phone for you to scroll through. The bright radiant joy from your normally so quiet boyfriend is something you cherish and care for.

“And then, it’s Grump Peaks right, where, uh, where…” His fingers snap. “Right! The-the-“ Snorpy flapped his hands squealing, before returning to his infodumping. You listen to him patiently, stroking his locs all the while.

“So, you’re saying this cyborg lady is actually the mother of…Jaxon?” You ask.

“Yes! Exactly!” Snorpy nods. He stammers for a second, before taking a breath and looking at you grateful. “Um…t-thank you. Y’know for listening to me.”

“Of course. I could listen to you ramble all day, especially when you look so happy, honey.” You giggle, smooching his nose. “Now go on, I wanna hear more!” The floodgates for theories open once more, as Snorpy stims with his hands, infodumping his heart out. His smile is infectious, and his eyes still gleam.

Yeah. You could listen to him ramble all day.

[yandere--stuck]

I just finished playing bugsnax in like 3 days (didn't unlock everything tho) and literally every couple has potential to have MC as their 3rd. Filbo has the most potential bc of how much he obsessed over Liz 1st and now he's ur roommate! And he knows ur not crazy! Tho Liz and eggabell could've trapped u w/ them as part of the bugsnax queen,,, lots of potential in this game, they all depend on u so much how could they not fall in love a little too much. Also I love ur work!

I really hope you liked it! :D I'm replaying it rn myself and I love all the new content they added in! And I still gotta get the dlc

And you're SO RIGHT.

Wambus and Triffany would feel themselves indebted to you for all you've done to them! And... Well, their relationship wasn't in the best shape before you came along, isn't that proof that you and they are meant to be? Plus, Wambus is far too stubborn to let you go. You've helped them so much and they care about you so dearly, won't you let them take care of you in return, hon? They just wanna dote on you, it's what you deserve!

And Chandlo and Snorpy just want to protect you! And... Take care of you. And spend every moment with you. And keep you hidden from the outside world, far from the clutches of The Grumpinati and their attempts to hurt you or take you away- or, well, maybe that's just Snorpy's paranoia talking. And Chandlo knows it's not good to feed into his boyfriend's worries, but when it comes to, well, Chandlo doesn't want to take a risk, either!

Chandlo'll wrap his arms tight around you in a hug to keep you still and safe in his arms. Being really good at hugging and protecting the people he loves is why he wanted to get strong in the first place! Well, half the reason. The other half was to be really good at basketball and also lifting houses. He'll hold you and nuzzle against you while Snorpy studies you and draws diagrams and even conducts his own interviews! Though, they'll before his and Chandlo's ears only...

Lizbert and Eggabell are even more protective of you than they are for, well, each other. It makes you feel coddled. Lizbert is ecstatic when Eggabell comes along on hunting trips, but both of them insist you stay in town (where it's safe!), and, uh, you know, just keep watch. Even if you try to sneak out after them, they'll fuss over you and ask if you're hurt the moment they find you - and the entire way as they walk you back to Snaxburg.

And as much you're happy to find both of them alive and... Relatively well, your heart sinks when you realize you won't be leaving Snaktooth Island with everyone else. Don't worry, though, all you need is them....

To Filbo, you are... Everything. His light in the dark. His hero. His buddy. His best friend. His Soulmate!! I mean, it makes sense, doesn't it? You believed in him. You tool him seriously. You always reassured him and never made him feel bad about himself. And yousaved him! You saved everyone. It's only right that he show the same care... The same love you showed him. You mean the world to him. He can't take his eyes off of you, so don't worry if you feel eyes burning into the back of your head or feel hot breath on the back of your neck, heh. And if he wins the election, his first action as mayor will be using all of his power to be able to keep you all to himself and treat you like you deserved to be.

Floofty would probably come off the most... Strange. You could feel their gaze on you throughout the entirety of your stay on Snaktooth. You were sure they hated you. They'd purposefully bump into you, insult and talk down to you, force you to gather supplies for experiments with no thanks in return. And when they weren't acting like a menace toward you, they'd hole themselves up in their hut or in the wrecked ship outside of town to do goodness knows what.

And when you had finally managed to convince Floofty to come back to town, you went back to Boiling Bay to collect some bugsnax a resident was looking for, and decided to take one last peak into Floofty's makeshift hut... And you felt yoyrbresth escape your lungs. In the light of day, you could clearly see your name written and scratched into the wood over and over and over again. If you weren't able to calm yourself down, you might've thought everyone was right about Floofty - that they really were a murderer and their next target was you. But, for the life of you, you didn't know what you had done to make them so angry with you...

It's only when you leave the island and Floofty gets a better handle on dealing with their emotions and other grumpuses that Floofty gets you all alone... And confesses. You... You were all they could think about. You took up almost every thought. It terrified them. They were awful, and yet you treated them with kindness and... And it was the most frightening thing they'd ever experienced. They were so, so worried. Their work in snaxburg was all for naught. And now... Now, they couldn't protect you. If something happened... They wouldn't be able to put you back together. And it was horrifying. It was horrifying to care so much. To love you so deeply and wholly and completely, to love you so much it ached.

[maxslibrary]

could you write relationship hcs for snorpy with an autistic s/o? thanks :)

[Snorpy Fizzlebean X Autistic Reader Headcannons]

-Snorpy respects you being autistic. I feel like he'd really connect with you feeling different from other grumpuses.

-He's also TERRIBLE with tone so he understands that sometimes you just sound monotone.

-Snorpy likes hearing you infodump. He tends to listen to you talk while he's doing chores. He loves the sound of your voice so much.

-Snorpy knows when you're over stimulated and will help you in any way he can. I like to imagine if you joined any of Filbo's parties he'd help you back to his house to calm down.

-It's not often the grumpus lends his hat to people but he noticed that it's become a sort of comfort item for you. He's asked Gramble to make a replica for you.

-Sometimes you two will just sit in bed together, holding your hands as you both talk in depth about random things. Those moments are just.. really soft and good.

[snakxreader]

Uh, hey, hi, hello!

Before you go about your day, Bugsnax fandom, I’d like to ask a few questions!

Do YOU like self-inserting yourself into Elizabert Megafig’s expedition, prism of personality? Do you wish they were real and you could talk to them? So Filbo could give you a hug? So Wambus and Triffany could adopt you? So that you can kiss Floofty Fizzlebean on the lips?

(That one’s rhetorical. I’ve seen you guy’s tags on Floofty posts, y’all are insane/nm/pos)

Cause if so…boy, is this the account for you!

You can call me Mod Buddy, and I’m the single owner and runner of this account! I’ve made this blog for all the Grumpus kissers who are just a tad too afraid or unable to make their own content, as a bit of a self-shipper myself.

I do platonic and romantic scenarios, with all characters! Filbo, Floofty, Gramble, Alegander (because let’s be honest, he is kinda…), hell even Shelda, Clumby or Cromdo! I’ll do them all from hand-holding to parental affection! I do OCs, Self-Inserts or just generic -x readers! Headcannons or mini-fanfics, I don’t mind! Whatever makes you guys happier!

However, I do have some regulations and stuff I won’t do, as much as it might disappoint some.

NO NSFW. This one is kinda obvious, but I’m. Not doing those things? This is an account for all, including minors, and I don’t want that stuff out there. If that bothers you, hey man, A03 is right there.

NO GORE. This might disappoint some but uh. I blatantly refuse to do any of that. Don’t care if this is a horror media, I don’t feel comfortable putting these characters through that.

NO EXTREME ANGST. I’m fine with like breakup prompts, or hurt no comfort, but NO killing off characters, no tortue, and ESPECIALLY no harming them like. Physically.

OTHER THINGS: I’m not doing any sort of ‘deres’, ESPECIALLY YANDERE, they would not act like that idc.

I think these are pretty reasonable though, and from what I’ve seen, you guys are super normal.

Aside from that, I may be a little slow on requests with school and other activities, so my apologies if I’m late with anything and you’re free to be upset!! This is almost my first time doing this! I know there was an account similar to this before but it got deleted, I think? Anyways, that should be about everything I think?

I’m very grateful for the small portion that looks intrigued in this, and I look forward to writing for y’all! Til then, bye bye!! ^^

-Buddy :0D

[snakxreader]

i think wambus most definitely overworks himself, believing that he alone is responsible for keeping the whole town fed by tending to the garden, so may i suggest: the reader helping wambus realize he’s allowed to rest, and take a day off to relax and take care of himself?

A/N: Heya everyone! Sorry I haven’t posted in anything in the past few days ^^’. I promise I’m doing my best to work on requests! I’m typing this as I’m heading to a photoshoot, so I’m being a bit brief. Still, I hope you enjoy the fic, and thanks for sticking around!!

Wambus x Reader (Take a Break)

Wambus plowed the dirt in front of him, his breath ragged from the work. He stood a second, despite his better judgment, to lean on his hoe, wiping sweat from his brow. The farmer had been at it for hours now. His crops had let up a pretty fortunate amount, but he couldn’t rest yet.

There was a more drastic need for a garden with Lizbert’s disappearance from the island. Their main food source had disappeared, and while he did think Filbo’s new friend was busy getting everyone back, he needed to to supply them with something to eat should the worst happen. He sighed, heaved his hoe, and made another plow in the ground.

“Lot of plowing you’re doing.”

He paused, looking up at you, leaning on the garden fence. He gave a slight smile.

“Maybe a bit. Not like we don’t need it.”

You hummed in response, and Wambus continued to work. This was routine between you two, just him working away while keeping a conversation with you.

“You know you can take a break, right?”

Wambus paused. “Pardon?”

“For the past few days, from way earlier than you normally wake, to nearly dawn, you’ve been plowing away at this garden, ripe with crops. I can’t help but wonder if you know you’re allowed to take a break.”

Wambus laughed. “Sorry, but, uh…this garden feeds the whole town-”

“You feed three people. Gramble, Shelda and that journalist running around.”

Wambus flinched. You sighed. “Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.” You apologize, massaging your head. “I just…You need a break Wambus.”

He spat on the ground. “Dunno what’re on about. ‘M fine.”

“Your hands are literally shaking.”

The farmer blinked at your deadpan and checked his hands. Sure enough, they weren't…in the best shape, shaking badly. He shook his head though. “That’s nuthin.”

“Wambus, your breath is ragged, you look exhausted and you probably haven dranken anything-”

“I had some water this morin’!”

“- in the past few hours.”

Wambus grimaced. You had him there. He leaned his hoe against the fence and sighed, walking towards you.

“Listen, partner. I’m fine. I know you think I should be ‘takin’ breaks’ or whatever, but the fact of the matter is that ever since Liz has been gone, there hasn't been a reliable way to catch Bugsnax! I gotta keep the town fed.”

“For Grump’s sake, look around you!” You wave your hands at the expansive garden. “You don’t think that’s enough, just for a night?!”

“Another earthquake could happen.”

“Snorpy’s been keeping track of seismic activity, we’re fine.”

“I ain’t trustin’ the ramblings of a nutjob!” He bit back. You took a deep breath.

“Wambus Troubleham. You have. Five seconds. To surrender willingly, or pay the consequences.”

“I’m sorry?”

“Five, four, three-” Wambus rolled his eyes as you started to count, turning back to head to farmining again. “-two, one!”

He felt himself get tugged down, yelping as you dragged him by his collar.

“H-hey! What the heck are ya doin’?!” He cried out. Suprisingly, he felt too weak to properly struggle against you.

“Putting you to rest, you stubborn mule!” You retorted, entering his and Triffany’s hut and dragging him onto his bed. Wambus landed face first, and was suddenly overcome with incredible weariness. He groaned.

“Ugh…my back…my arms…”

“Feel that? That’s what happens when you neglect yoyurself for too long. You can’t help anybody in this state, now can you?” You scolded him.

“....No.”

“That’s right.” You huff. “Now, get some rest, wise guy. Your farm ain’t going nowhere.”

Wambus heard you walk off and out of the hut. And despite his mind screaming at him, for once, Wambus didn’t want to get up. You were right. He had been ignoring himself a tad too long, hadn’t he? Maybe…Maybe he’d just take a few minutes to himself. Just a few…..

He closed his eyes, unaware of his body already heading towards a nice long and well needed slumber.

[yandere--stuck]

So you said that snorpy would insist you shouldnt leave snaxburg anymore, would he ever force you to stay??? Because if he did imagine if you started trying to sneak out to keep investigating/exploring.

Also lord imagine after the ending. After everyone has to escape and everything.

I think ive got a sudden hyperfixation lmao

!! You sneaking out to complete tasks for other grumpuses or further tour investigation into Lizbert 's disappearance, only to be startled by the sounds of Snorpy screaming your name. He'll crash into you, hugging you tight as he babbles about how much he missed you and how worried he was, and dragging you (or asking for Chandlo's help) home, saying something about danger and The Grumpinati.

And Post-Snaktooth? He still has you bugged, of course - along with your whole house! He has schematics of your home on his conspiracy board, along with a layout of your schedule, various pictures of you, mad scrawlings about how much he loved you and needed you and how he had to protect you!

Soon, he'd put his plans into motion, keeping you safe and sound with him and Chandlo, protected from the dangers of The Grumpinati and the rest of the outside world. Finally, you'd be truly safe and all theirs.

(Also feel free to send any more ideas whenever you want, I love talking about this game ^^)

[yandere--stuck]

Would snorpy let you go to the island from the dlc?? 🤔 I'm just thinking about the dlc still haha

I think he'd be extremely hesitant about it, but with the knowledge that he has a tracker on you and will be able to communicate with you and thr group. And not to mention, Chandlo will be there! Snorpy has the utmost faith in him to keep you both safe... Oh, and the others, too, he supposes.

The moment the signal is lost, however, he becomes an emotional wreck. He cant sleep and talks to the remaining residents of Snaxburg of his worries, sounding near mad. He nearly rips his fur out in sheer panic. The moment you set foot back on land, Snorpy immediately rushes into yours and Chandlo's arms, crying out your names, his loves- er, uh, his... Lovely friends. Yes. How glad he was to know you were safe, at last.

Unfortunately, Snorpy's now put a damper on your investigative reporting by insisting you never leave Snaxburg ever again.

[yandere--stuck]

SNORPY MY BELOVEDD!!!

I am kinda begging for some Snorpy hc please,,, if ya want,,,!!!

I hope these are good! :D

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💛 Though he was slow to warm up to you at first, your eagerness to help and Chandlo's faith in you cemented yourself as a friend in the Grumpus' eyes. Not to mention that you seemed genuinely helpful and caring toward him. It wasnt often that he'd meet someone who either didnt label him as weird or brush off his paranoia. But, you were so kind and friendly, it made it easy for him to let down his walls... And as such, it's only right that he places a tracking device on you! He's just looking out for you, after all. That's what friends do! This way, he'll be able to locate you no matter where you were and listen in to see if you were in any danger. Goodness knows that some Bugsnax could be rather aggressive, not to mention the looming threat of The Grumpinati around every corner! And if Wiggle's assertions about the Queen of Bugsnax were taken as truth, that makes your safety take even further presidence, what with how much you run around the island. And… Well, Snorpy would be lying if he said that getting another chance to hug you wasn't at least part of why he wanted to bug you. You did feel so warm… And it felt so nice to have you in his arms. So nice, in fact, that he forgot to come up with an excuse, only brought back to reality by the sound of your voice and you squirming out of his hold. He blurted out a goodbye and then quickly scurried off, thankful his fur hid his blush.

📍With you now properly bugged, Snorpy spends his time monitoring your location and listening in on you. A lot of his time. He loves listening to the sound of your voice, talking to yourself or to the bugsnax (cooing to them to come closer to a trap or shouting at them to come back when they run away), it's music to his ears! He finds that listening to you eases his worries and quells his anxiety. Honestly, he could listen to you endlessly and probably never tire of it. However, one thing that did bother him was whenever any of the others would talk to you or ask for favors. The thought of the others talking to you… It made Snorpy bare his teeth in frustration and anger. Couldn't they just leave you alone? This was his and your time together!... Even if you weren't actually aware of it. As much as he had grown to consider the other Snaxburg residents, you didn't know them as well as he did! You needed to be more careful! What if someone with ill intentions tried to trick you and you took it at face value? Snorpy had to be there to protect you! So, of course, the most reasonable and best course of action would be to creep into your hut at night to watch over you as you sleep and place cameras all over your room.

💛 Speaking of cameras, he loved saving and taking pictures of you. If he weren't so paranoid over potential blackmail, he'd ask Beffica to take more pictures of you from better angles in exchange for some Snakpods. After all, is that not what good researchers do? This is just research, yes. That's all. He's far too terrified of being exposed, though (even if he's doing nothing wrong, not at all), so his growing stash of pictures from inside your hut and audio logs of your voice will have to do. He's looked and listened to them over and over, so many times, that your words and visage are surely burned into his mind forever… And oddly, the thought makes Snorpy feel so at peace. Usually, even at his happiest, Snorpy still has to constantly fight back the urge to worry or overthink, but with you, all his neuroses just melt away. The feeling is so relieving, so calming, that he can't imagine going back to that, can't imagine losing you. He doesn't ever want to feel like he did without you ever again.

📍So, to say he freaks out when you and the others head for The Isle of Bigsnax, that would be an understatement. He can barely control his breathing. He's near inconsolable, none of the remaining Grumpuses either want to or are able to comfort him. Can't talk to you, can't see you, can't hear you, can't know if you're alright or not. How is he supposed to survive? If- if something happened to you, he didn't know what he'd do! How could he go on?! One of the few friends he had, someone he cared about, someone he needed, gone! For three days, he goes without you. For three days, he is a shell of himself. For three night, he sneaks out in the dark to your hut and sleeps in your beds, curling up in your blanket, trying to take in your scent and imagine your warmth as if you were there with him. Maybe it makes him a bad person, but he couldn't care less about what happened to Shelda, or Dr. Lottablog, or even Floofty. As long as you and Chandlo came back safe and sound, that's all that mattered. The moment you dock back on Simmering Springs, you and Chandlo are practically tackled by Snorpy. The yellow grumpus almost refuses to part from you the rest of your stay on the island, either begging you to stay in Snaxburg instead of exploring the island or reluctantly letting you leave while making you promise him you won't be hurt.

💛 Taking advantage of his time with you and to continue his "research", Snorpy asks you at length about your interests, your life, your likes and dislikes, your opinions on the others in town (and if you have an affinity for anyone in particular, heh). It's only right! After all, hadn't you questioned him in the same manner? He's just trying to be a good friend. He hangs on to your every word, eyes shining with delight, urging you continue or extrapolate further. With each session and piece of information revealed, he'll record it in his notes word-for-word through audio playback. He even makes another conspiracy board all dedicated to you! Well, Snorpy thinks of it as less of a conspiracy board and more of a shrine to you. However, his delight at getting closer to you is soon replaced with grief and terror as the island begins falling apart. The bugsnax begins to attack and he barely holds himself together as he and Chandlo defend the town and themselves. You had run off with Filbo and Eggabell to who knows where! They couldn't protect you like he can! He's only calmed when he sees you and Filbo running toward the ship they had all piled into to flee the island, the both of you clambering on just as the ship takes off. In your desperation, you had lost your footing and tripped right into Snorpy's arms. The sheer relief and warmth and love the Grumpus felt was overwhelming, Snorpy nearly crying as he held you safe in his arms. Soft purrs rumbled in his chest as he held you. He would never let you go again. Never.

📍It really was such a shame that all his research had been destroyed after the fall of Snaktooth. Snorpy was never one to take defeat easily, though. His devotion to you made restoring his notes a breeze. And you inviting him over to his house made bugging your abode all the more easier - not to mention making maps of the floor plan and sneaking some keepsakes that he was sure you wouldn't miss. Fret not, though! He'd return them, eventually, when he moved in! It only made sense. Now that you were back on the mainland, the threat of The Grumpinati was even more present than before! You were something special, and The Grumpinati and any loathsome interloper were sure to see that. It was up to Snorpy to protect you. After getting your schedule down to a T, his plan could begin. He'd sneak in at night, having a copy of your key made without your knowing. He'd tie you up in your sleep (holding back from hugging or Cuddling you again) to keep you safe and restrained for the time being. Then, He'd be quick and quiet as he moved in his stuff to cement the move. There. It was perfect. You were finally safe. Snorpy was here to protect and take care of you forever. Just as you protected and soothed him just by being you, by being his friend. Because he could tell - you loved him. Just as much as he loved you.

[yandere--stuck]

YESSS YESSS UR SO RIGHT. And then ofc we can’t forget the way they’ll both just stop talking randomly and watch you play around in the water and sand, sometimes even daring to join you. Snorpy is a bit hesitant but seeing that smile on your face and how much fun chandlo has lifting you up and touting you around makes him join in.

At first, Snorpy was content to simply watch from the sidelines. Despite a protective layer of fur and a good amount of sunscreen to protect from the sun's rays, Snorpy's penchant for staying inside made him far more susceptible to sunburn than Chanldo, who loved nothing more than a good jog outside or basketball game during the daylight hours, or you, what with how you spent almost all hours hunting snax and running errands.

Oh, you poor dear, perhaps they had all been too hard on you without realizing it. Not just him, but the other grumpuses within Snaxburg. Having to lean on you to provide food, emotional support, requests, errands...

The least he could do was to partake in this little beach party, sunburn and potential spies from The Grumpinati be damned!

He watches with a smile as Chandlo gives you a piggy-back ride, the both of you laughing as you splash around, scaring the Crapples back into their nest. He quickly trots into the water, wading up to the both of you as you greet him.

"Ey, look who's joined the party!" Chandlo beamed.

A playful thought flits into Snorpy's head, and with a laugh, he reaches into the water and the splash soaks both of you, sea water soaking you and Chandlo through your clothes and fur.

Snorpy can't help the laugh that escapes him as the two of you splutter in disbelief.

"Aw, Snorp-dawg, not cool!" The amusement in Chandlo's voice betrays him, clearly showing that it was, in fact, cool.

"C'mon, Chandlo, we gotta get him back," You urged, smile wide and eyes crinkling. "Charrrrge!"

And with that, Snorpy takes off, water impeding him as Chandlo is hot on his heels.

By the time the sun is low in the sky, the three of you are tired and soggy, drying up on a blanket one of you had brought. You were laying in between them. Chandlo was finishing one of the many sandcastles you had decided to build. Every once in a while, his paw would drift near yours, flexing with the urge to hold it, before returning to his work.

Snorpy couldn't blame him. He was lying next to you, overwhelmed with the urge to wrap his arms around you and nuzzle close to you, but... He supposed both of them were far too nervous to confess. He chuckled internally. Wasn't that just like them...?

Snorpy allowed his eyes to close, maybe he could sneak in a quick nap before you had to leave, or before The Grumpinati's satellites were able to ping his location.

Before he let himself give in to unconsciousness, a thought entered his mind. The thought of anyone else doing this with you, being close to you, of someone (The Grumpinati) taking you away from him and Chandlo...

It made him burn.

[yandere--stuck]

honestly i agree. it's not stalking, it's research! and if he's memorized the layout of their house (post-snaktooth) it's just so that he knows what exit to counsel them through taking in case someone (the grumpinati) ever tries to come for them because they're his friend. totally normal things, am i right?

GODDDD YOURE SO RIGHT ANON. YOUR BRAIN IS GINORMOUS

He'll frequently hug you like he did back on Snaktooth Island, when he would whisper secrets that he didn't want The Grumpinati to hear - except now, for some odd reason, he'd "forget" what he wanted to say and would simply hold you for a while. A long while, leading you to awkwardly having to untangle yourself from his grip. As much as you loved your friend, Snorpy could be a bit ... Much sometimes.

As you walked away, Snorpy would swoon and practically make heart-eyes at you, relishing in the feeling of you in his arms. One day, he'll have you all to himself, safe and protected and all his, hidden away from any of the dangers of the world and taken care of by him.