#Bug joke
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Boy?
Girl?
Or, a secret third thing
Entomologist
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Do mosquitoes not like me today because I've been sweating cortisol all day?
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The third one looks cool
#european field cricket#cricket#bug#insect#arthropod#hello sports fans who are seeing this for some reason the joke is that i am an animal blog#not photoshopped btw bing is just like that
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I fucking despise the fact I have an answer for this joke power scaling comment but the one piece’s world is like triple the size of earth and has insane gravity because of its six moons so that naruto rock ain’t standing a chance.
actually can we focus on that more in powerscaling. idc if naruto can beat luffy i wanna know if he can survive one piece's atmosphere in the first place.
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please. for the love of god. i dont actually care about which rock would win.
#one piece#turning reblogs off cus I’m sick of everyone taking this seriously#this was a JOKE this was a JOKE POST#I thought Naruto getting squished like a bug by op gravity was FUNNY
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mfs who comment on the volume of ur voice make me go BONKERS. was at a restraunt one time and eveyone was like boy speak up. so i DID and everytone as like BOY QUIET DOWN. what do u want fro me i am too loud or too quiet. picky as fuck
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Ant queens with their first nanitics
lil peanuts!!
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deuce fucking dies dot jpg
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old man breaks back laughing at lame joke too hard 😂😂😂😔
#its funny guys get it its deez NUTS hahahah HAHAHA its funny get it guys its so funny and relevant guys guys where are you goi#jumpscare: white boy#i dont have a funny story for when i doing this one but a bug flew in my dollar store minion cup of water so that was Hashtag Sad#I just wanted to draw that bonus but I do thnk deuce knows the joke and cried himself to sleep that night#twisted wonderland#twst#fanart#memes#meme#ace trappola#deuce spade#grim#twst grim#twst yuu#lilia vanrouge#lilia tells sebek to try the joke on malleus later. malleus doesnt get it. silver tells him how crude that joke is#sebek also cries himself to sleep that night#hyuckscraps
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someone asked for my interpretations of the characters prismo and scarab wouldve made at the end of fionna and cake,
so here we have Sīdus the Fallen star and The Carmine Cavalier (also regarded as Carma (like karma))
im proud of scarabs character name simply cause cavalier used as an adjective can mean someone who doesnt care for others. also really proud of his sickle thing- its like the mandibles of a beetle but it acts like a guiding weapon rather than attacking, so he can just hook people and completely displace their movements but it can also be used for punching like brass knuckles
#adventure time#fionna and cake#prismo the wishmaster#scarab the god auditor#shoutout to the lotus design on scarabs armor/ bug wings#prismo is a wizard/ magic user who is apparently totally human yup#mostly uses a type of cloud magic to get away#its the dynamic where sidus joke flirts cause thats just how he interacts with people but later on hes just like 'oh shit am i fr rn'#prohibitedwish#medieval fantasy au#the carmine cavalier#Sīdus the Fallen star
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i love the fly 1986 because it answers the age old question of would you still love me if i was a bug with a pretty resounding no
#🧦#edit: guys i know she did love him as a bug at least at first i was just making a silly haha joke
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fun fact! up until around 2 months ago, i completely thought that Epic: The Musical was just a musical of this movie
and i was over here scratching my head about how the hell did cyclops fit into the story
#epic the musical#epic troy saga#epic cyclops saga#epic the ocean saga#epic circe saga#epic underworld saga#epic the thunder saga#epic the wisdom saga#epic the vengeance saga#epic 2013#those fuckin bugs man#no joke i was flabbergasted#when i realized it was a musical rendition of The Odyssey#and not a musical based off of Epic the 2013 animated movie
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he'll try anything that works
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#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#najma viper#first time i draw najma and its for a joke...#considered briefly making one of them octopus repellent#but decided to keep the joke consistent#now the question is#who's making these songs#bro blasts these tunes while cooking or sth#cant have bugs landing on fresh ingredients
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Pedro going through it on set for Gladiator II
#pedro pascal#paul mescal#ridley scott#gladiator ii#gladiator 2#if you reblog this an make an ageist joke I will block you#I updated the captions because it was bugging me
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fun headcanon: jay is completely immune to any bug bite because any insect that touches him dies instantly.
@blinksalot jay being a bug zapper trap
#I was going to make a joke with pokemon but I have a bad memory and in my mind the electric type was super effective against bugs. weird#anyway i love drix. she is so fun to draw#ninjago jay#jay ninjago#ninjago drix#drix ninjago#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#jay walker#ninjago fanart#ninjago headcanon
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so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!
with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#on this installment of things nobody asked but i'm going to talk about anyway#disclaimer that this is mostly a joke please don't get mad at me#(legit no shade to anyone) (speculation is one of the fun things about an ongoing fandom and you never know what'll turn out to be true!)#more seriously i do think there may be some connection that just isn't clear yet#but the more little breadcrumbs we get about what revaan was like the more i think crowley just doesn't act like him#i adore crowley don't get me wrong#(yes he's a dipshit. this is a feature not a bug.)#but like.#not to harp on the scene about lilia's nrc invitation (i am absolutely going to harp on it)#i do not believe that crowley would go through the trash to fish out the pieces and put them back together and save them#just because it was lilia's. just because lilia might want it again someday.#crowley can ✨yasashii✨ all he wants but we know what he's like#and i REALLY do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him. i didn't believe it before and i extra don't believe it now.#then again i do tend to be incredibly off about speculation so! who knows! i will trust the writing for now!#i do 100% believe that meleanor would fall in love with the world's biggest dumbass and then double down super hard. that part tracks.#that said i have decided that ambrose being revaan is actually the funnier option just because it would make crowley SO mad#it wouldn't make sense for him to be mad about it and that would just make him madder
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the humble conkroch
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#in stars and time#isat#poorly drawn isat#isat loop#bug tw#insect tw#i guess??????????????#just in case.#thought of this a couple days ago and it wont leave my head. so now you have to look at it#almost wrote loop instead of look. loop at it.#(spoilers past this tag)#something something joke abt how siffrin initially thinks loop is a pest and loop is also nigh immortal. idk#and also how loop views themself as clearly expendable and worthless when they were (and still are) just a creature trying to survive
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