#Btw it's on sale rn so go buy it!!

[coffee-dere]

Finally got around to downloading the NSO Petit Game Collection ^^ Isn't it so so so cute?

[thedorfmirrin]

Drawin'

[delta-syrup]

@doughcatball This is really making me laugh. I included a screenshot of the part of the vid you're talking abt just for clarity but YEAH LOL that's Kazuma (on the left, with the headband) and Ryunosuke (on the right, looking so scardies). They're two of my favorite characters evar... They're the ones who inspired Kazuki and Blue respectively...! I love Kazuma's hair so I pretty much just stole it for Kazuki's design LOL. Blue's hair is also inspired by Ryunosuke's hair, but I think it's a much less obvious rip off fnejfnsifn

This really made me giggle tho, it's funny to think that someone would see Kazuma and think of my silly shark guy who was inspired by him. It makes me rly rly happy :) I love my funny guys...! so sorry abt the meteor strike and the dying and all that tho o7

[wetslug]

adults r so dismissive towards hot dogs... i dont really care what u think because its 8 for 2$ and i actually get some protein in my diet

[desertdragon]

T/////Eight story amounted to basically nothing so I guess I'm back here to the other stupid as shit game I give too many chances on a more full time basis again (minus still writing my As///u/////Lil////i fic I love that thing too much and people in my DMs are counting on me for more)

At least I'll always have my friend and her best ending

And her faggot

EDIT: Ok it was nonsensical and full of holes like swiss cheese but now that i've calmed down this was always a goofy silly dumb game that cares less about taking itself seriously as it does being cool and fun, so while im disappointed and im allowed to be disappointed, im not running away with my expectations on this like others have. Tekken is still fun and will always have a place in my heart. And I do appreciate receiving some things I've always wanted regardless of my upsets with their execution flaws. They were finally able to make me feel like my favorite characters have closure on some level regardless, and that has to be commended.

[marsoid]

bulk answering asks

bc i let them pile up OOPS

@booblampoo asked:

You, your comics, your characters and story, have helped me accept a lot of who I am which wasn’t able to do before. Thx for doin what you do and for as long you it enriches you please keep doin it.

💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 thank YOU for the support!!

@lethesbeastie asked:

Just wanted to say that your art and comic work is a huge inspiration for me, and that I always love seeing your work!! I hope you have a wonderful day!!

wah thank you, you too!!

@gribochekzhenka asked:

Hi. I really love your comic "long exposure"! I love Mitch, we are very similar in character and behavior. And I love Jonathan, he's very cute! You are the best artist I know! My girlfriend and I really like to read your work. I'm sorry, I don't speak English well... But I really want to say that you and your comics are fucking awesome!💗

hehe jonathan THANK YOU i appreciate it!

@kingdom-falls asked:

I just received my package for the Long Exposure hardcover+goodies, and I just wanted to say how awesome they all are!!! I especially love the pin since it rotates perfectly! The hardcover is DEFINITELY getting the spot of honor on my bookshelf!

aw YAY i’m so glad they got to you safely!!!!

@sharkface-daydreams asked:

i just got my copy of Long Exposure in the mail and I'm so excited!!! I love having a copy of this lovely comic to hold in my hands it means a lot to me 🥺💜

NICE I’M GLAD!!! 💕💕

@nightsistcrs asked:

hey there! i just binge-read all of long exposure and i really love it! in one of the chapters i saw an ad for a nsfw zine, but i can’t actually find the link anywhere. is it still on sale? thanks!

the NSFW LE zine Dong Exposure was a kickstarter add-on and no longer available, sorry abt that!! if it does come back i’ll say somethin tho

@spooky-stockmarkets asked:

Will your gay wrath and the choke shirts ever go back on sale? I was looking to buy some merch off your store, but they mostly seem to be out of stock. :(((

(Love ur work btw)

agh yea i have a lot of stuff that’s out of stock rn. working to get more things added soon tho! sorry for the inconvenience!!

@lea-fy asked:

your bowser is so (animal noises) and im just wondering if u would ever draw him again. not to save humanity or anything but yeah somethign like that

HA maybe i will........ if my will to draw ever comes back from the war.........

@spookylostboy asked:

I know the physical copies of Long Exposure were from your kickstarter, and I wanted to ask if they’d be available to buy? Or were they solely a kickstarter bonus? No pressure to answer! Twas just curious :]

they’ll be up in my shop hopefully this summer!!

@fou-and-foue asked:

how does it feel to have your comic out and about as a physical product that people read and buy and own and love <333

pretty dang coollllll

@algernonsbouqet asked:

HI I JUST WANTED TO SAY I LOVE YOUR COMICS AND STYLE THEYVE GOT SO MUCH LIFE AND PERSONALITY IN THEM 💞💞💞 YOURE AWESOME HAVE A GOOD DAY

HEY THANK YOU!!!! 💞💞

[sanstropfremir]

✨🎥 with an update! I’m working on 7 different films. One of them premiered in Sundance and won an award there, but we still have a lot to do with it. It doesn’t even have a poster yet, so you can imagine. As for the rest, two of them will be shot by this autumn, one of them in Japan (hopefully 🤞🏻 this one was postponed for forever due to covid and japanese restrictions) and the other in Galicia. For this last one we are working with one of the biggest producing companies in Spain (the one from Élite) and I’m bonding with their prod coordinator, as we’re the ones that have to do the majority of the work at this stage. Next year we’ll probably shoot another two films. For one of them we’re in pursue of the main actor (the IT german actor nowadays, or at least that’s what the director wants) so we’ll see how that goes.

Our team is minuscule btw. As of right now it consist of the producer (my boss), head of development (me) and a production assistant that we hired a couple of months ago and that I’m training. We’ll also take an intern in march that I would have to train as well. So I have practically 0 mental energy once I’m home. Don’t get me wrong, I love what I do and I’m amazing at my job but I spend the days joggling between 3 languages. For each of these movies there’s a MINIMUM of 2 years to get them done. That includes writing the script, looking for financing, going to script/productions labs, going to markets (usually Berlinale and Cannes), finding the whole cast and crew, location scouting, preproduction (buying and making the necessary things for wardrobe, makeup, hair, props, transport…), shooting, editing, color correction, sound design, postproduction, finding where to premiere, distribution of the film. Insane how people disregard the absurd amount of people and time that takes to do all that. For instance, for the Sundance movie we had to coordinate with 4 countries: one did the color correction, ours sound design+lab, the third had the director and the main producing company and the fourth was the sales agent that would sent the materials to the festival. So yeah, it takes FOREVER

i WISH i was as employed as you rn yeesh. but also yes perfect example for ppl who don't work in the arts that a lot of companies are super small and a lot of your time is taken up by communication + waiting for other people + working around restrictions (language barriers, laws/codes, time differences). the actual artmaking phase is such a small part of the whole process. when i'm busy and working on multiple projects at once i'm the same, you really have no mental energy for anything else once you're 'off the clock' (and even then you're never actually off the clock bc emails will always find you)

[loopy4lu]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

Lets go over my haul and my thoughts on gifttsssss

Vintage Staedtler Pencils - SO COOL. They were produced in Germany before ww2 and stopped production during the war, they were from my pop and im pretty sure he just like... owned these? I love his weird "junk" gifts he used to have a little mystery box thing when we visited. Im prob gonna make him a drawing with them.

Big ass art set - From one of my friends, absolutely MASSIVE. Its got oils paints and pastels, watercolour paints, markers and pencils, normal pencils, acrylic paints and extra goodies. Like the whole galore. Im gonna make her an artwork too ( ´∀`)

Hardcover illustrated The Hunger Games copy - From my bestfriend, we spotted it in a bookstore together and we both rlly wanted it, and she remembered, found it cheaper (my little sales guru ♡) and gave me it. I LOVE MY BEST FRIEND SOOOOO MUCH (*/∀＼*)

Full Percy Jackson and the Olympians series - Up to the 4th book rn (had already read 1+2 and got 3+4 as an early present) and im gonna cry so hard reading The Last Olympian. I read the Magnus Chase books when i was younger and grew to love them more, and kinda decided i wanted to know the Annabeth lore.

Full Heroes of Olympus series - Will, in fact, once again, CRY. Like hey if i cant get all the details whats the point??

The Art of Feminism - My nans gift (along eith cash (　$▽$)) its about feminist art throughout history, plus its meanings and contexts. As an art nerd and feminist it was so awesomeeeee!!

4 plastic babies in matching fruit costumes... - Its a running joke gift with my friend ik its weird (^^;))) but.. yea she buys me babies every year, they do get better tho. the first year was one that had a motion sensor and would cry every time it sensed... yknow... motion. we were walking around the shops btw. for hours. and i was stuck. with a crying baby. and either it would cry in my bag, or i would have to hold it so people didnt think i was a creep and it would cry constantly... anyways one of the new babies has already been decapitated and de-limbed (never trust your friends with a baby guys)

Icecream from my teacher - I think she felt bad she didnt hear the birthday message at assembly or smth ( ´;ﾟ;∀;ﾟ;) but it was yummers

Chocolate - also yummers

So that basically sums up my gift haul... pretty great and i think theres still more to come!! Cant wait to read ALL MY BOOKS MUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! AND USE ALLLLLL THE ART SUPPLIES YOULL NEVER STOP MEEEEEE

[thegenderfluidace]

deciding on presents is such a pain

I never know what people want ;-;

I hope therapy went well btw!

am gonna go sleep now bc late

lots of platonic love to you starshine <333

have a wonderful day!!

It is but luckily for me I don’t know to many people so it’s not too many gifts to buy and I can get em nicer stuff

So it’s only two people that I gotta still figure out stuff for

Some people gonna get stuff early cause sales are rn and games are good gifts

But yesssss go sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Goodnight and sweet dreams sweet tea!!!!

Lotsssss of platonic love to you sweet tea!!!!

<3333333333

[diah-the-demon]

yeah the vibe is different </3 it now feels less like a personal chat and more like a personal chat in a public space but what else can we do when tumblr keeps being homophobic TT-TT

yeah I hope so too!! I'll bring it up to her soon as we still have Sci-fi cons which we regularly attend bcs I think that'd be cool!

and aaaw that sounds adorable!! The Sci-Fi cons that I visit always have lots of kids that age running around with their plastik lightsabers and usually clone wars masks of Anakin and Obi Wan and it's the cutest thing to watch them run around and play out their ideas

yeah she probably won't ksjdlsk it's just that we're both so used of someone bitching at us for buying even the most necessary shit so we gotta get used to that no longer happening slkjdlsk I'll probably bring it up to her soon, maybe tomorrow after uni! Hell I can even pay for it myself, I still have a lot of unused money from the past few cons since I barely bought smth aside from postcards / small prints

ksjdslk you're going to have the sickest bookshelf if that works out! and I hope it does skdjsl But yeah that sounds like a solid idea as to where to put them!!

ooh I think with the shows coming out there should definitely be a spike on tutorials for them!! Though I highly doubt there weren't some to begin with with Star Wars being such a huge franchise!! (and yeah I think that could probably be a solid start!!)

Yeah that's also always what I have noticed (it's probably also one of the most comfortable options ngl skldjsk) I think attaching them is going to be the most tricky part but I bet there are tricks to do so very easily!

yeah it feels way more out in the open, like speaking into a microphone instead of like just a casual conversation sat at a table in the corner of the room.. we could switch to discord or insta dms if we want it less open but idk, feels weird when its not on tumblr

ooo that sounds like fun! i need to try going to a sci-fi con, i know they have some in edinburgh occasionally throughout the year so il see if i can maybe go there eventually

it was!! it was so fucking fun, i remember around that age me and my sister would have lightsaber duels occasionally, too bad the sabers were bad quality so i accidently broke mine when i hit it too hard </3 thankfully it was after halloween so i still had the saber for halloween, just imagine like an 8 or 9 year old with a darth vader mask and red lightsaber walking down a dimly lit street dsjdsslkdj

i remember when i went trick or treating later that day i used my vader helmet (well its more like a mask tbh, its only the front half of vaders helmet lol) as a bucket to keep my sweets and candy in dlskjdslkjds

thats fair i cant rlly blame you or her, it will probably take a long time to get over that (i know the feeling cause my mother is like that sometimes, its so fucking annoying. she does it less to me now cause i have my own money but still)

i hope it goes well when you talk to her about it!! i doubt she wont let you buy it but wishing it goes well anyways!! if you dont do it tomorrow tho do keep in mind the sale is i think only lasting 1 more week? (or until everything sells out) so dont leave it too long slksjdlskd

IK ITS GONNA BE SO COOL, id say my bookshelf is already pretty cool because ive got 2 shelfs of books (one is mostly manga and star wars books, other is recipe books and other misc books) i could put them in 1 shelf but ive done it that way so theres space on the shelf next to the books, so i can put the helmets next to the books!! thinking about it now i can prob get 2 on the bookshelf and then the other 2 could go ontop of it maybe, idk il figure that out when i get them dsjlkds

Edit: heres a pic of said book shelf, forgot to mention the (fake) plant that hangs infront of my manga!!! skdjd Ignore the basket on the second shelf of books btw thats just where i keep my socks rn lmao (and random clothes in the shelf below too sldjslskssjk, im working on it so ignore that)

Anyways i could totally fit a helmet or 2 in here, one where the origami book is and one where the basket is, then the rest can go ontop of the bookcase idk lol

oh yeah its def gonna be trending, i saw one for storm trooper armour a few months ago, not mandalorian but tbh they are close (i mean storm trooper armour was based on the clones armour which was based on mandalorian so it is connected lmao) even if there isnt im pretty sure i could probably figure it out on my own if i had to

i think the way il have to attach it is maybe velcro? cause pins could fall out and if i try to put it back on it will be in a slightly different area probably, so what im thinking is having small velcro patches put onto the body suit and some on the armour pieces!! probably wont work out how it is in my head when i finally do it but i can atleast have ideas until then lol

[madrat-heart]

I LITERALLY HAVE THE WORST ART BLOCK RN BUT I HAD TO DRAW AT LEAST SOMETHING FOR MRD'S ANNIVERSARY ARGHHHHHH

I fucking love this game also btw the game is on sale last I knew so GO BUY IT IF YOU HAVEN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[heybeybey]

Sunshine on a Cloudy Day

Pairing: Rivetra | Levi x Petra

Summary: Forced to retire from the Scouts due to a major injury, Levi thinks he'll be spending the rest of his days in domestic solitude. Petra, however, has another idea.

Loosely based on The Way of the Househusband.

Or: Captain Petra x Househusband Levi canonverse AU

AO3 Link

A/N: Okay I've had this outlined for WEEKS (no ending in mind tho) but I never got around to actually drafting it. But....... I had some time this morning and the inspiration after seeing this post so yay.

Thanks to @sleeperswakewriting for introducing me to The Way of the Househusband. It's cute and funny and DEFINITELY RIVETRA in another universe.

This is going be a drabble series btw but no assurance on when I'll be updating each chapter (My Royalty AU draft is glaring at this fic rn tbh). Some chapters will be based on the Netflix show but Levi's condition is a bit different from Tatsu's so it'll probably be loosely based at best.

And yes, the title is from the song My Girl. But I like this version since I think it fits Petra the most :3

Also also, we all know deep down that Levi wants to be a househusband so here you go.

- - -

Chapter 1: The Ceremonies

There was a time when his mind wandered to how his career in the Scouts would end. Levi always thought he'd die on the battlefield, just as he witnessed among his comrades. He'd accepted that reality, sometimes even waiting for it despite his will to continue fighting on.

For some reason, retiring has never crossed his mind.

"Honorably discharged due to major leg injury, incomplete spinal cord injury, and loss of right eyesight."

He can still hear the pity and sadness from Erwin's voice from that day in the hospital when they talked over where he will go from there. The doctors mentioned that his spine will heal over time, but his leg is broken way beyond repair. It's worse enough that amputation was considered at one point. He'd be good as titan food should he retain his current position in the scouts.

At first, he wanted to scream. He wasn't the type to show some outwardly emotion (except for when he's beating down new recruits or the three males in his squad) but being a part of the Survey Corps is what gave this shit of a life some meaning after he was pulled out of the underground.

Frankly, he didn't know what's next.

"Hey, Captain." Petra's sweet voice snapped Levi out of his thoughts and he forces himself to get out of his bad mood. This was her day and he'd be damned if he ruins it for her.

Levi takes her in and the corner of his lip quirks up. He feels pride fill his chest as his eyes strays a bit on the insignia freshly pinned on her uniform.

"I think I should be the one calling you that, Ral." He replies. "Congratulations."

Wheelchair-bound for what may be the rest of his life, Levi and his squad had to sit down and talk over what's next for the Scout's elites. The obvious choice was Eld, but Levi and the rest of the team were surprised when the blonde man turned down the promotion. He says that while he had the leadership skills and the years of experience that makes him more than qualified, he knew that he didn't have the same burning dedication to the cause as much as he'd witnessed in others.

Eld said that he'd be glad to support the next team captain instead. Oluo, while skilled, had often been too focused on his kill count. Gunther has a strategic mind but didn't really have the charm to bring people together.

So they all turned their attention to Petra.

To be honest, Levi had always wanted to promote Petra as his second-in-command. However, Scout regulations demanded a certain number of years that she didn't have yet at the time he first chose his elite squad. He'd never had a problem with Eld, but his and Petra's ability to synchronise on the battlefield is the reason why he'd always turned to her when he needed a second hand.

It makes sense in his eyes and to the rest of the team, even when Erwin and the other soldiers were doubtful of his choice. They've seen how ferocious Petra is during expeditions, but still had the heart to cry alongside her dying comrades. She's kind and helpful, but knows when a hard decision is needed to be made. She'd pitched in her ideas and opinions every time she accidentally passed by the officers' meeting sessions (she always brought them tea so she sometimes hear the conversations). This was often met with a surprised look from her higher-ups but having worked with Petra for quite some time, Levi would just smirk at his fellow veterans.

She's still rough around the edges and she definitely still has more room to improve, but the potential is there. He wouldn't have chosen her as part of his team in the first place if he didn't see that fire.

He wasn't surprised that Eld, Gunther and Oluo supported her, even when Petra was terrified to accept such a responsibility. Levi was firm in his decision.

In the end, Erwin stamped on his approval.

Levi was the one who pinned the insignia on her signifying her new position during today's pinning-on ceremony.

- - -

"Hey, Captain!"

"I think you should stop calling me that, Petra."

"Sorry. Habit." The ginger blushes slightly as she steps closer inside the apartment, basket in hand. "I bought something for you."

She brings out a few fruits from the basket, laying it down on the dining table in his humble apartment. "The farmer's market was on sale today and I had the chance to pass by before they closed."

"You didn't have to buy me all these, Petra."

"I had to use my pay raise for something, Captain," she jests. He wheels himself towards her to assist her with unloading the basket and they both work in silent contentment.

"So, how's your first day?" Levi asks after washing the fruits. Petra's face lights up at his question and the whole room seems to come alive as she chatters on.

"Holy Maria, Captain. I didn't know the team can be this stupid. No wonder you had dark eyebags after training us for years!"

- - -

It's been three months since he resigned from the Scouts. The new captain never fails to come home to the apartment he's renting near the Scout HQ everyday.

Come home? Tch. How delusional can you get.

He'd welcome her back every expedition and every training day. A part of him feels a bit of guilt gnaw on him when he sees how tired Petra is whenever she comes home, thinking of the time when he was her direct commanding officer.

"Captain, can I sleep here tonight?"

Now, he sees the sorrow and fatigue in her eyes. "You're always welcome here, Petra."

He offers to give up his bed for the night but she declines, saying that she'll be fine on the couch. She's unnaturally quiet, but he knows that this is how she typically is after expeditions.

They're both on the couch right now and she snuggles closer to him. Levi motions for her to lay her head on his lap, their boundaries thinning with every single visit.

He's quiet when he sees the tears start to fall from her eyes. Soon, Petra's sobbing and she wraps her arms desperately around him. His hand starts to slowly run through her ginger locks, hoping it gives her some comfort.

"She was the last in my and Oluo's batch." She starts, voice shaking and he gives her space to talk and mourn her comrade. "I wanted to save her... but it was either her or compromise the mission. I had to give the order."

"I'm sorry." Because if someone understands her better, it's him.

- - -

"Levi?"

It's the scout's day off today and they're all allowed to leave the vicinity to visit friends and family, or simply just to fuck around if they wanted.

Petra, not surprisingly, decides to spend another weekend with him.

"Hmm?" He's currently preparing their lunch, wheeling himself around the kitchen area.

"Did you ever think about settling down when you were still in the scouts?"

He cocks an eyebrow at her question. "And leave a widow crying on my grave? I didn't even have the time to date, Petra."

And he didn't even want to date someone else. Not when he kept having wet dreams about his own subordinate at that time.

"Well, you have a chance now, right?" Petra starts to help with laying down the dishes on the table. He looks at her, eyes taking in her body language. She's doing that thing with her hands again where she tries to occupy it with things to do whenever she's nervous. She's too tense for this to be some absent chatter.

"Just spit it out, Petra."

"What I'm trying to say is that I'm always here. In this apartment. Whether I'm back from training or meetings or expeditions," she starts. Levi wheels himself forward to grab their food from the small kitchen but he attentively listens to each of her words. Seeing that he won't be replying, Petra decides to continue.

"I like coming home to you, Levi. And I'm still devoted to you." Petra nervously says, the redness on her cheeks intensifying. Levi feels his heart thump at her last sentence. He stops what he's doing and looks straight into her amber eyes, the same moment as she reaches out to delicately hold both of his hands. "I'd like to continue doing so... if you'll have me in another way."

Bold as ever is the first thing that fondly came to his mind. He feels emotion start to climb up his throat but he never wavers in staring back at her. The next thing that came to mind wasn't exactly a thought, and the answer leaves his mouth with a certainty he didn't know he had.

"Okay," he quietly replies. Not much of a talker, as usual. Still, his sure answer was quite a surprise to the both of them.

Was it loneliness? That fear that he'd most likely die alone because of his automatic ability to push people away? Maybe it's some deep hidden desire to live a domestic life with someone—something that he allowed himself to fleetingly dream of while he was still in that underground hellhole—that he has since accepted wouldn't be in his future.

Until now.

He and Petra decided to have a shotgun wedding that same afternoon.

[sexydreamgirl]

Hi Hera, i love your blog so i wanted to ask you

(Btw i sent this ask to one other blog but i realized that they have not been active for a long time so i don’t think they’ll answer me so pls don’t block me i’m not spamming this to different blogs)

Im spiraling rn i’ve been trying to manifest money, my dream life and appearance for one year now and still no results:(

I know most of it was due to bad self concept and ive been working on it for the past two weeks but my anxiety and circumstances keep discouraging me. Like my mom constantly nagging me, complaining and whining about us not having any money, about her not having any success in her job bc she does sales and she hasn’t had any since november so we haven’t had income since then, so bills, rent and buying every day things is stressful to me now. All im doing is sitting at home all day every day, wishing i had money to go out, buy clothes, makeup, etc, travel, realize my dreams in terms of career and achievements, my family being stable and happy, living in a big home, me having friends and lovers, having my ideal appearance, shift to my fav fantasy worlds, but none of that is happening and i dont know what to do or think anymore

Idk what to think idk anything anymore ive tried sats, lullaby, void, affirming, scripting and when im not doing anything i feel like im wasting my time and for the past year nothing has happened in my life except me constantly trying to manifest what i want

Please help me please please please

please read point #13 on my FAQ, my love

[ilikedetectives]

hey mate! how is AC Valhalla so far?? I haven't bought it yet because I really liked AC Odyssey and I've seen a few changes not for the better in early access playthroughs on youtube etc. what you do think of it?

I’m only 1 hour in so far (gameplay, not including photomode-ing), but my suggestion is wait for the game to go on sale like ~$30 w/ season pass included, especially if your only concern about the game is fem!Eivor. After playing Ghost of Tsushima, AC Valhalla is miles and years behind. If you like Odyssey, I can’t say if you’ll like Valhalla. Pls go buy GoT this Black Friday instead.

The game is BUGGY rn (save files corruption, players can’t continue quests, navigation icons disappearing, etc.) I get it they release the game a week early to avoid CP2077 so they’ll probably need a few weeks to fix some game-breaking bugs.

Melee combat is worse than Origins now that they add stamina, horse has stamina too btw (lmao). Finishing moves are awesome, but in order to get there to watch that animation, get ready to suffer through 2015 combat mechanics. I have to go play GoT MP to cleanse myself afterwards (also cuz its combat mechanic is addicting and fun af, yet challenging).

I heard they add stealth but I don’t play as a Viking to do stealth. If I wanna play as a badass assassin, I’ll go play GoT Legends mode, even they got stealth right and not just combat. But I’ll probably resort to use stealth because the combat is unbearable.

You have to manually pick berries and fish to heal yourself, no medicine shop and no auto heal once you’re out of combat.

The skill tree is the worst I’ve seen. Expect to have like 200+ ability points or something because they don’t want to stress you with level, but you need 200 “power�� instead lololol.

The story doesn’t hold my attention. I snooze whenever they talk about the cREeD. It’s good they are returning to their roots, I personally don’t care enough about AC to follow their ‘assassin’ story, lost interest after the Ezio trilogy. I play this game for one purpose: badass Viking lass, that’s it.

THERE ARE FEWER OUTFITS, probably around 11 or something excluding the Helix ones (which don’t seem to even have 1080p textures, talk about cross-gen title with mtx). No transmog (hopefully they’ll add it in later). Meanwhile, GoT outfits, oof! Also tattoos are great but they’re 720p at best (if you don’t take photos, this shouldn’t be a concern).

The navigation system is the worst among all the AC games I’ve played (Ezio, IV, Unity, Syndicate, Origins, Odyssey). Marking a location on the map doesn’t do shit! I have to glue my eyes on the tiny ass compass on the top of the screen to see where I’m going. The bird is also useless, don’t bother using it except for photomode.

Your side quests aren’t tracked (yes, really, get ready to forget what side quest ya have cuz I don’t even know if I accept one or how many I have)

I don’t even know if I completely clear a location, the game doesn’t tell me

[sweetlysilent]

Shopping 101 with Peter.. (Headcanon)

Requested By: @lovelyttom

Hello! Hope you have a good day💞💞 can I request a Peter Parker x reader about going Christmas shopping??? And full of fluff?? Thank you so much 💓💓

Side Note: Soooo I hope you don’t mind but I wanted to write his as a headcanon bc it felt more natural for me??? I don’t know if that makes sense but I promise it’ll still be great :)) Anyways I hope you enjoy :))

also, this is the second time writing this bc fucking tumblr deleted the entire thing so yes, I’m hella salty rn lol,  BUT you know what they say, the second time is usually better than the first!

- SHOP TILL YA DROP, LEGGO

- you and Peter had planned on going Christmas shopping after school one day, it was a tradition you did each year

- however, you guys were always competitive of who could get the better gift for not only each other, but for their friends too

- ���You’re so going down Parker, I’m going to win this year.” You held your head up high, a confident look on your face as Peter would snort in response.

- “In your dreams Y/N, I always get the best gifts, everyone knows it.” Peter would grin, adjusting his backpack straps on his shoulders.

- “Yeah, yeah, we’ll see.” You’d tease, shoving him slightly as he’d smirk in response.

- after about an hour, you’d both be off to the mall, ready to out do each other

- “Alright so you know the rules right?” Peter would question as you both entered the store.

- “Yes, one; we’re allowed to help each other because we don’t want to buy something that the other person wouldn’t like, two; we can’t steal the other persons idea on what they’re getting for someone already, it can be related but can’t be the same thing, and three; may the force be with you and good luck.” You’d answer, your arms crossed as you gave a slight smirk to Peter who gave you a thumbs up.

- AND THEN YOU WERE OFF

- you both spent hours in the stores, trying to find the best gifts possible

- “EXCUSE ME Y/N.” Peter would clear his throat loudly, making you look up at him.

- “Can I help you?” You would question, eyeing him carefully as he would glance down at what you were holding.

- “You have something that I want to get.” Peter stated, making you look down to see what you were holding.

- it was a stack of Star Wars comics you were planning on getting Ned for Christmas

- “hELL NO, I’m getting these for Ned!” You would reply, hugging the comics to your chest.

- Peter would obviously being huffing in annoyance, whining like a little kid in the middle of the store

- everyone would be looking at the two of you, thinking you guys were a cute little couple

- aw aw

- but it was legit all about Christmas shopping lmao

- “Y/NNNNNN pLEASEEEEE.”

- “NO PETER.”

- “WHY NOT.”

- “I’M FOLLOWING THE RULES, CORRECTION YOUR RULES.”

- “sHIT I’M MY OWN ENEMY.”

- you did however eventually give in and give him one of the comics

- you then both continued shopping, you had gotten Michelle a new sketch pad and pencils since she was into drawing

- while Peter got her some headphones for music

- you then both shopped for Liz

- “What should I get her? I clearly know nothing about girls Y/N.” Peter would question, looking around the store.

- you’d snort in response making him playfully glare at you

- it was true tho, Peter was clueless about girls, not only that but he’d get so nervous around them, besides you

- “I’m getting her makeup.” You’d reply shrugging, choosing out some different makeup products.

- “Get her a shirt or something.” You’d add, making Peter’s eyes light up, that was a great idea

- you obvi had to help him choose a top lol

- you then went to go pay for all the gifts, while Peter continued shopping

- HE WAS GETTING SOMETHING FOR TONY

- #DADGOALS

- sO while Peter was away you were able to get him his gift

- you got him a new sweat jacket and backpack bc that boy loses backpacks sooooooo fast

- he literally needs a new one every other week

- smh

- bUT Peter also was getting you a gift too, he decided on getting you a shirt and a new pair of shoes bc yours were so old

- he literally made fun of your shoes every time you saw him 

- “Y/N those shoes are so old they’re older than my grandma.” Peter would tease, making you roll your eyes and hit his arm.

- “Y/N your shoes look so old they look prehistoric.”

- “Y/N if you were to get new shoes those shoes would tell your current ones they’re outdated.”

- “Hey the 90s called, they want their shoes back.”

- LITERALLY ALL THE DAMN TIME HE’D MAKE FUN OF YOUR SHOES

- therefore, his perfect gift to you would be a new pair

- by the end of the day, you’d both had gotten all your Christmas gifts, saving tons of money because of sales, which is great btw

- but also rip your bank account lmao

- “I think we did great today.” You’d comment, walking out of the mall, bags in both of your hands.

- “I agree with you on that, it was actually a lot of fun.” Peter would reply, bags also in his hands as he walked beside you.

- one thing for sure was Peter looked forward to this moment each year, as did you

- #ChristmasShoppingGoals

You + Peter = Christmas Shopping Partner in Crime Goals

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Psycho- Chapter 3+4

Chapter 3

Unknown number: Hey Seohyun!

Seohyun: hi...

Unknown number: I'm Jun-seo, remember me

Seohyun: oh, srry

Jun-seo: it's okay

: can I ask you something??

Seohyun: yeah... sure

Jun-seo: why did you want to jump off earlier?

Seohyun: It's just that...

Jun-seo: it's okay if you don't wanna tell me

Seohyun: Hmm... that'd be better

Jun-seo: So, umm what r u up to this weekend??

Seohyun: Nth much I'll probably be studying and stuff

Jun-seo: Do you wanna go to the amusement park then?

Seohyun: I'm not really sure if I can...

Jun-seo: Come on, pwease

Seohyun: Aish, okay then

Jun-seo: Great, meet me at the rooftop then

Seohyun: Okie

Jun-seo: I gotta go now, I'll text to u soon

: Bye and tc

Seohyun: U too...

Seohyun smiled at her phone, nobody ever had texted her like that in so long. She was finally happy there was someone that cared about her, but she was curious as to why he had to help her out of the blue like that...

There was a man dressed in all black from head to toe, he was wearing a cap and a mask so it was hard as to who he was. He was holding an extremely sharp knife in his hands. The knife was so sharp, it was as if it could pierce through a human's body. On his other hand, he was holding a tight grip on Seohyun's wrists. She shrieked and yelled in pain at the sudden movement.

"Don't worry this will only hurt for a while," the male voice said. Somehow for Seohyun, this voice was somewhat familiar to her. It was as if she knew this person before. She shuttered at the words that he said. She couldn't think what the worst thing that could happen to her.

The man walked closer to her and closed her eyes with a cloth. Then he lightly traces the knife onto her skin but it wasn't too dark to draw blood. He knew how much she wanted to die and he's going to make that happen. He cared about her after all, he would want to grant her wishes at the end of the day.

"Trust me, this is for your own good," he murmured in a low, deep voice that sent shivers down her spine. Then in one swift moment, he stabbed the sharp knife right at her lower abdomen.

Blood flows down from her body like a waterfall and she collapsed on the floor. City lights that surrounded her suddenly became dimmer and her eyelids felt heavier each time.

Maybe her wishes were becoming a reality...

Chapter 4

The sound of her alarm clock wakes her up as the sun shines through her thin lace curtains. Last night was terrifying for her, she had a nightmare that felt too real to be true and her heart is still racing until now. Memories came back flooding in her head as she looked down at her wrist.

-Ding- (Notification bell rings)

Jun-seo: Heya! R u almost ready?

She was delighted with his enthusiasm. Her eagerness skyrocketed to go to the amusement park and have some fun after a long time. But after last night, her subconsciousness was scared and worried sick of what might happen to her.

Seohyun: Yeah, I'm getting ready rn

Seohyun: Thanks for taking me there today btw

Jun-seo: It's okie

Seohyun: Hm, see u soon!

She started getting ready for the day because canceling all of their fun plans tonight would let him down. She decided to wear a cute light-yellow summer dress since overdressing would make her look prissy but being presentable was still a priority. Just as he was about to pick her up, she checked whether her parents were there. Glancing at the dining room it was just, as usual, nobody was there in the dining room waiting for her to join breakfast like the other families. She casually smiled in her mind with gratitude and headed out to the rooftop. On the way to the rooftop, she noticed something strange. The usual stench seems to be gone. But thinking about the day ahead of her, ignored it and happily walked up the stairs.

(Time skip: At the rooftop)

When Seohyun reached the rooftop, she was surprised by how the rooftop had changed dramatically. At first, when she first found the place, it was covered with a bunch of random scraps of things with some plants in the corner and a small lamp in the middle. Now, it almost looked like a fairy wonderland. Everything on the rooftop feels special, there was a section for plants and the place was lit up with an assortment of lights. There was a seating area too with blankets and pillows on top of it. The place looks dreamy and a lot cleaner than before. The little apartment in the room looked improved than before and the broken windows were now replaced with new ones.

Seohyun smiled at herself when she heard a familiar voice from behind,

"Looks like someone likes what I did with this place," Jun-seo smiled.

"So, you did this?" she said surprisingly with widening eyes.

"Yep," he said looking proud as he continued "this apartment was empty and it was on sale, so I decided to buy it and give it a touch-up,"

"Woah... nice job Jun-seo!" Seohyun said as she gave him a big thumbs up.

"Come, I have something to show you," he said as he held her hands. The moment he did that, Seohyun froze. The touch felt familiar like the one in her dreams as memories from her worst fears came back flooding in her head. She let out a whimper and her face went pale.

"Hey, are you okay?" Jun-seo asked in a worried voice.

"Nothing, it's just that I had a nightmare last night," she mumbled.

"It's okay, there's nothing to be afraid of, we don't have to go to the amusement park if you don't want to..." he insisted, hoping she would feel better.

"Yeah, can we do that some other day?" she asked and continued "I'm sorry to let you down but even if I went there today I don't know if I could even be happy there," she started rambling to herself.

"It's okay, we can do this another time," he said trying to look happy, but his expression shows it all. He was sad and disappointed that Seohyun couldn't go there today with him because he wanted to make her happy. However, Seohyun on the other hand felt really guilty that she had to cancel their plans and felt pity for Jun-seo that planned so much to make her happy.

"Jun-seo, why don't we spend our time up here instead?" she smiled "it's a pretty day today anyway,"

"I'd love that," he replied. His disappointed expression was gone, he thought she would go back home and rest up. But instead, she wanted to stay up here and hang out with him.

(Time Skip)

It's been more than 5 hours that they've been talking on the rooftop, they were getting to know each other better and it felt very strange for Seohyun because she never had friends who were this kind to her before. She had always been an introvert and nobody really cared about her emotions. They both were tired of all the talking. They were talking since the morning and only went downstairs to get some food and nothing more. Jun-seo shared about why he came back from studying abroad and his family life. Hearing Jun-Seo's happy family made her sad. All she wanted with her parents was to be like normal families, but she ignored those feelings because she wanted to be happy. Even if it's just for today, she didn't want to bring him down. They both shared their dreams, their fears, and their goals in life. It felt like someone once relate to her.

At the end of the day, Seohyun had a lot of fun talking and expressing to someone her feelings and her life. She never had a person in her life to who she could talk to and express her feelings. It was the best day of her life. They had fun after the day and went back to their place feeling tired and satisfied for the day.

If only this happiness lasts long...