#Brother and the Hayes

[hijinxinprogress]

YJ playing never have I ever 

Cissie goes never have I ever been experimented on by the government so Greta, Kon, and Bart put a finger down “Bart?? Hello??” “The futures fucked” “Called it” “Are you good?” “I mean I like pizza and not being stuck in a simulation sooo” “the future doesn’t have pizza??” “I know! Not having pizza is the absolute worst” 

Kon goes never have I ever had a mentor disregard my safety and everyone except Anita, Cassie, and Greta put a finger down “The joys of not having a mentor” “Hal lost it when he found out about last christmas” “Every time Diana realizes we’ve gone off planet she goes nuclear” “middle child, no one’s looking for me in the first place”

Cassie says never have I ever been betrayed by family members (biological or otherwise) so there’s a small argument over whether or not you should have to put a finger down for each betrayal “I’m just saying there’s a lot of speedsters” “I have like nine siblings on a technicality” “Do alternate versions of alleged biological relations count??” “🤓👆🏾AlLeGEd BiOlOgicAl ReLaTIoNs ” “stfu” “Can I add someone else’s alt to my list if they killed me?? Wait, Thad tried to kill me again last week” “Are we counting each person or each betrayal??” “I don’t have enough fingers for that” “fuck, me either” “I don’t have enough fingers for each person much less each time I was betrayed” 

Anita goes never have I ever had a family member attempt or succeed in killing me and everyone puts a finger down “so fuck me ig” “does prime count for us??” “yeah?? we’re family, stupid” “I feel targeted” “me too” “what if it was an accident??” “It still counts”

Tim goes never have I ever had to screw with time to meet family member(s) so Anita and Bart put down a finger “technically I didn’t-“ “you’re a speedster put your mf finger down” “fair” “they were babies, I didn’t meet shit” “they were your parents put your fucking-”

Greta goes never have I ever befriended people that tried to kill me multiple times and Tim and Bart put down a finger “it’s how we bond! This is slander” “Bart we’ve been to like six other timelines and dimensions where Thad kills you” “wait you said friend do I-“ “Pru” “listen that’s different” “Anarky??” “Klarion” “Azrael” “Lynx” “I also tried to kill you” “My fucking finger is down are you happy?” 

Bart goes never have I ever had a family that doesn’t want me around and everyone puts a finger down “look at us! Bonding” “I don’t think I was invited to thanksgiving last year” “ngl they have no idea how old I am” “I was accidentally added to the family group chat” “dude they added you??” 

Tim goes never have I ever had mommy issues resulting in everyone putting a finger down “??” “You do know you’re targeting yourself right??” “Bart put your finger down” “wtf why my mom loves me” “Emotional turmoil bc you can never see her again ergo mommy issues” “eRgO” “stfu” “Kon?? You don’t have a mom??” “My choices are Superman or Lex” “Yikes…” “Put another finger down”

[No one wins especially not the jl that walked in halfway through the game bc yj was having game night in a briefing room and gave absolutely zero notice]

[samijey]

Jey warning Trick Williams to be wary of Carmelo Hayes in a crossover moment that aged extremely well (The Bump, Dec. 2023)

[toffoliravioli]

I say a lot about torts as a coach, he’s understandably not my favorite…..but as a person, he always seems to be about the players (past and present, ex and current) got a lot of respect for him, and I’m so glad he set this straight

[twixnmix]

Albums Released In 1969

[goreprofonde]

My brother places his rifle in my hands after clearing the chamber. Its oak stock still warm with his sweat. Everything is the color of gunmetal: fields layered with snowfall at dusk, the distant milk jugs, dusk itself. He folds his arms around my body, molds my finger to the trigger. I miss the easier silences that once rested between us. Our father is not yet dead, but it doesn’t matter. We both know the shape grief takes: a loaded gun held flush against the shoulder. One empty casing after another spinning through the frostbitten air.

- Chris Hayes, Elegy Reserved for Future Use.

[tkorhoh]

MECOLE HAYES ↳ 25x19

[rosesvioletshardy]

sending so much love to kevin hayes can’t imagine what he’s going through right now

[blueberry-ovaries]

CHAPTER ONE: HELL IS A SANDY TOWN IN NORTH AFRICA

A/N: i’m so excited to present the first chapter of hiraeth! I really hope you guys love Winnie as much as I do! thank you all so much for the love <3

Word count: 1.9k

Content warnings: violence, swearing, reference to implied extreme violence (only before and after, no detailed description), probably historical inaccuracy

< prologue > - < next chapter >

The sand in Tobruk was different to the sand at the beach Winnie decided. In Tobruk, it was sharp. Small flecks leaving traces of dirt on her cheeks, specks of blood blooming against her skin. Her rucksack held diminished resources, her bandages covered in a layer of dust and grime. Her MRE supply dwindling every time the hot dessert was drowned under a blanket of night. Sometimes they had fires, but most of the time they were left to huddle together, utilising bodies for warmth.

Fires drew attention and attention drew bullets. Being surrounded on three of the four sides was relentless work, fighting and survival. Much more so when the fourth side was a small shipping dock. A dock that may seem irrelevant, but in the grand scheme of the war, that small little dock could change the course of the war in Europe.

Severely out numbered and surrounded, the Allies were forced to fight for mere inches of land. The Germans would not get to the dock. So they dug in. Put the hospital underneath an old tree in the hardened sand, and rationed their food for months on end.

Silver marks littered her skin, scars showcasing her survival. Seven in total, the largest, one running from nose to cheek on her right side. In her fourth month in Tobruk, A small squad of German soldiers broke the line, guns raised and bayonets fastened. They charged Winnie and her squad, a small group watching the line. Their guns lay forgotten next to their game of cards, as they fought with fists and rocks.

Winnie was pinned. An arm against her neck, knife to cheek. Squirming against the hot sand as her cheeks flush with exertion. He flicks a look down her face, ah a woman- a girl. Such a shame that a pretty thing like you is stuck in such a horrible place. His breath was hot against her skin as she pushed against him, his arms much more refined than that of a sixteen year old girl. Tell me, how do they treat a pretty thing like you? She spits, he flinches back, a snarl on his lips. stupid bitch he growls, as he presses down on her neck, his forearm cutting off air supply. He slices the knife down, the top of her nose to her right cheek. Blood streams down her chin as she screams. She was going to die, afraid and pinned.

His arms move to pin hers above her head as she writhes and squirms against it. Her chest heaved, eyes darting frantically. out. she needed to get out. The sting of the blade cutting through flesh holds no place in her mind. out. out. out. His free arm holds her face in a loose grip, he spits out threats of a slow death and insults.

As he moves the hand on her face towards her neck with a firm hand, and his face pressed near her ear, the world freezes. It’s just Winnie and the german soldier, and one of them would die tonight. Her arms can’t break free to reach the knife, his legs have caged hers down. So like a rabid dog, she bares teeth.

When the pounding in her ears becomes a soft ringing and her chest no longer racks with shuddered breaths. The metallic taste on her tongue drips from her chin. She looks down at her hands, shaking. His blood pools around him, shining in the reflection of the moon. i’m a monster. i’m a monster… or maybe a dog backed into a corner, forced to bare teeth and bite.

—

5th of August, 1942

With a gasp she shoots to a sitting position, the room blurry with sleep. Chest heaving Winnie swings her socked feet onto the ground, hands tangled in her hair. Her shirt sticks to her back although it’s cold and coming into winter.

Two days ago, Winnie was stationed at the Toccoa Georgia Base camp, where she would join the 2nd Battalion ,506th parachute infantry regiment, 101st division, easy company. She’s told they are going to be the best of the best. If you asked her, she would say they can’t be that good if they are yanks.

Today is the day. She meets her new platoon, new faces, same issues. Colonel Sink had graciously taken in the teen, assuring her commander in the ANZAC’s that she would fit right in, if she’s really as good as they say.

The morning wake up happened shortly after Winnie was dressed, packed and ready to go. Swinging her bag over her shoulder and grabbing her new yank hat. She made her way towards Colonel sinks office.

With a firm hand she knocks, straightening out her ever crooked collar

“Come in” the colonels gruff voice calls from behind the door

taking a shuddering breath, Winnie opens the door, walking in, standing with her hands behind her back. Frowning slightly at the odd looks she’s receiving

“Oh, right sorry” she mumbles, standing at attention.

As Colonel Sink gives her a salute in return she stands with her arms tucked behind her back. She shifts on her feet, picking at the skin around her nails.

“Colonel Sink, sir? i was asked to come and see you” she states hesitatingly “Winifred Hayes, your new-“

“I know who you are sergeant” the Colonel cuts her off. The older man pushes up on his desk to a stand, walking around to lean on the front of his desk, arms crossed over his chest as he stares down at her.

“Right. of course… sir” she answers quickly

“Do you know why you’re here Miss Hayes?” he asks firmly. Although older, and his hair more grey than brown, Colonel Sink held an aura of respect that was hard to not obey. Even someone like Winnie, who grew up in an informal setting, and called her previous leaders and CO’s various nicknames, knew that the man was someone to be respected. That’s not to say she held no respect for her previous CO’s, no. She respected them greatly, but the jump from Australian to American norms was a shock.

“To serve… sir?” Winnie stutters slightly, trying to remember that sir is used more consistent here. It was rather bothersome.

“Well i would hope so Miss Hayes” He answers with a light chuckle. “you are here because, you’re good.”

“Sir…?” Winnie frowns. Of course she was good.

“Never in all my years in the army have I heard of a woman, much less a girl, fighting in a war, to the extent you have, no less” He congratulates “And there ain’t much of you either! Look at you!” With a wheezy laugh the Colonel claps a hand over her shoulder

“Oh… well thank you… Sir” confused and quite frankly startled at the congratulations, Winnie picks up her bag, following Colonel Sink outside

“Now, don’t be too startled by your new CO. He’s tough, but i think you’ll fit right in with the men. Easy company is going to be our best” he explains, Winnie nodding along “Don’t expect him to go easy on you just ‘cause you’re a girl either, he’s gone treat you the same as the men”

The mans southern accent was quite odd. Winnie couldn’t place where it was from. Not that she knew much about southern accents

“Now, unfortunately we don’t have the space for a women’s only area, so you’re just gone have to figure it out with the men” Colonel Sink kept a firm grip on her shoulder as he walked towards, what Winnie assumes is her new company.

“Lieutenant Sobel, Winters” Colonel Sink returns the salute “This here is your new easy company member”

“…Sirs” Winnie salutes the two men, giving an awkward smile as they return it.

“Now i got some business to attend to, i trust she will be fine in your capable hands?” The Colonel finalises as he leaves

——

Winnie had never wanted the ground to swallow her whole more than she does right now.

She’s standing. In front of all of Easy company, as they stare at her. She can’t tell if it’s curiosity, hate or confusion.

“Men.” Sobel yells “Colonel Sink has decided that we deserved to be punished, in some form. At least that is the only reason i can think that a girl has been placed in our platoon”

Winnie pulls a face of disgust… or maybe it’s anger. Before she realises where she was and quickly stares blankly. An awkward silence had fallen over the group as she shifted her, rather heavy mind you, bag on her shoulder

“I expect each and every one of you to treat her” Sobel was glaring at her, she could feel the disgust in his eyes and words “how she deserves to be treated.”

Swallowing what she was sure was a string of curses Winnie feels a hand in her shoulder, Lieutenant Winters… was it?… And all the Easy men were gone. She had zoned out. again.

“Winifred Hayes was it?” The red headed man asked “Lieutenant Winters”

He held his hand out expectantly. She shook it firmly. Just like dad taught. Before being led away from the training ground

“Yes, although just Winnie is fine” with an appreciative smile she follows his lead “Only my grandmother calls me Winifred”

“Well just Winnie… Dick is also fine, when it’s not a formal setting of course” He smirked

“Of course. Wouldn’t want to upset a formal setting” Winnie answered with an awkward smile

“Let me grab that for you” Dick offered, reaching for her bag

“Oh… it’s really no worry, it’s probably pretty heavy” She mumbles as she rubbed the back of her neck

“I insist. It’s the least i could do after watching you stand in-front of the men like that” Instantly he took her bag from her shoulder “The men aren’t as bad as they look. I’m sure you’ll get along just fine… although many of them haven’t expected a girl at training”

“It’s fine. Not many people do” Winnie answers honestly, the steps to the barracks creaking under the weight of the two of them

The door creaks open, the shuffling inside the room freezing at the intrusion of the two new people, card games lay on various beds, feet kicked up with books and magazines being read. Instantly the men all stand to salute

“At ease gentlemen” Winters salutes back

The men fall back into a relaxed stance, staring… glaring? at Winnie. She gives an awkward smile.

“Gentlemen, this is Winnie Hayes, she’s new to Easy.” Winnie shifts on her feet “i expect you all to be kind to her, show her around. She’s one of us now, and she may just have some… wisdom to pass on”

Dick places her bag on an empty bed between two men, one a surly looking man with a sharp jaw, the other a red headed man who somehow had three people squashed onto his bed. The atmosphere only became more tense as Lieutenant Winters left, the door slamming behind him

“Where you from?” the surly man questioned, his accent was different to Colonel Sinks and Lieutenant Winters, it was more rough around the edges

“Why the fuck you wanna know?” She answers crossing her arms over her chest.

The surly man raises an eyebrow. great fucking going Winnie, piss off the first person you talk to. But to her surprise his lip quirks in a smile

“You got some bite to ya” he smirks.

She goes to answer as the door slams open again really should get that fixed. Sobel stands in the doorway, a glare on his face as he yells

“Get dressed we’re running Currahee”

A overall groan leaves the men after he leaves. Winnie just had one question…what the fuck was a currahee?

——

A/N: Winnie’s hatred for Americans will be explained! although it’s not a proper hatred

TAG LIST: @malarkgirlypop @footprintsinthesxnd @mads-weasley @bucky32557038ww2 @grumpy-liebgott @executethyself35

[superseal76]

My brother and I have been cleaning out our attic all week (fun. Fun.) anyways I was going through a bag and I felt like something was crawling up my thigh. So I rubbed my thigh. So my brother says,

“You okay there Jason?” (Or something like that)

Me: “Jason? What?”

Brother: “Jason Hayes does that when he’s nervous, remember?”

Me “oh yeah! Awww!”

@drooling-over-angelus turning my bro into a SEAL Team fan episode by epiosde 😂

[messymerr]

Some Humans from Fun Pub's Shattered Glass

Decided to practice 3/4 head drawing from what I learned from Figure Drawing class then practicing it on these guys.

They're quite obscure to say the least. As well as the Witwicky Brothers who have no appearance in the SG text stories but just little descriptions so I took creative liberty, hard to believe that one of them only appeared in a coloring book. Bruce is said to be like based on Sam so I used that guy as ref.

At least the Kids and the Professor have like 1-2 appearances from the few illustrations from the text stories while Sephie got a bit more than that and in a 4 panel comic

[kpopsexstories]

THIRD NSWF Series: Mixed One-shots

Alright, I wasn't going to do this, but I'm actually starting a third simultaneous smut series: Mixed One-shots.

Why? Two reasons:

I've started receiving requests (yay! :D ) and the stories I'm coming up with as a response don't fit into the Quick Fix series. The "Quick Fix" series is meant to be very shorts sex scenes, no fluff. But the requests I've received so far have inspired me to include more story around the sex, which is a good thing. The Mixed One-shot series accommodates this.

I want to write (a little) about non-kpop stars. I have several in mind for the (long term) future. Even though this blog will still focus on k-pop, an all-encompassing "mixed" series allows me to venture into different territories.

My goals with this series:

➕ No limits to who it can be about – kpop and non-kpop celebrities alike!

➕ No limits to length and writing style, except that it should be slightly more story driven than my Quick Fix series.

➕ Can be written in past or present tense, and other characters can be either named characters or you as the reader.

Note that the Quick Fix series always has you as the other character and is usually written in present tense. The Most Memorable Sexual Experiences series always has a named character as the sexual partner and is written in past tense.

➕ Straight stories only – gay one-shots are found here.

➕ No posting schedule – a new one-shot can appear at any time, without warning!

For now, I won't be posting much to this series (unless requests inspire me to do so), as I'm still focused on finishing the Most Memorable Sexual Experiences of NCT series. But I will start with one story very soon, because I've almost finished it already...

Note that if a story also fits the Quick Fix series, or fills a gap in the Most Memorable Sexual Experiences series (which is limited to one story per k-pop idol), I'll post it as part of one of those series' instead.

Identifiers:

To make it easier for you to find stories you like, I'll include identifiers at the start of each post/story:

🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻 CELEBRITY: The celebrity (usually a k-pop idol) the story is about. I know the image above features a lot of non-kpop stars, but the series will mostly be about NCT and other k-pop groups. I'll definitely expand on it in the future! Any requests? 😉

📦 CONTENT: Key words describing the sex, like Missionary (position), Riding (position), Cumshot, Jerking off, Blowjob, Outdoors, etc.

🍆 TYPE: Refers to the sex and can be one of the following five types:

VANILLA: Plain, innocent or inexperienced sex

MEDIUM: Regular good sex

STEAMY: Sensual and passionate involving more touching

WILD: Usually a little rougher and more explicit

UNCONVENTIONAL: Any of the above but with a twist, for example a kink or threesome

CRAZY/IMAGINATIVE: Totally unrealistic, weird or extreme beyond just "unconventional"

In short, the Mixed One-shots series is very broad and serves the purpose of housing stories that don't fit into any of my other series. It's that simple 😊

When can you expect the first story? I'm not sure, but I believe very soon. I want to respond to at least one or two of the requests I've received sooner rather than later. If you've sent one (which you can by clicking the "Ask/Request a story" button on the blog), know that I have read your request and am working on some stuff 😀

Who are the non-kpop celebrities I have in mind?

Well, I'm glad you asked! Please don't hold me to any deadlines or expectations, and please note that this series will likely be mostly k-pop (NCT in particular) driven. If you follow my blog I guess that's a good thing, because that's why you came here in the first place 😊

The cover image of this post should give you a hint of some non-kpop people, but the following guys have crossed my mind:

North Star Boys (if you know, you know 😉)

Jacob Sartorius

Troye Sivan

Gustavo Rocha/The Rocha Twins

The Spoleti Twins

Anyone from Magcon (Connor Franta, Nash and Hayes Grier, Jack & Jack, etc.)

Alfonso Boada (Instagram influencer I find really hot)

Shawn Mendes

Tom Daley

...and more!

If you have a suggestion or request – k-pop or not – please don't hesitate to send it in as I love hearing from you! 😊

Story Master List

For a list of all my smut short stories and other series, check out the Master List post. Here, stories are listed alphabetically by group and member.

Request a Story

Want me to write about your bias? Request a story on the blog page and tell me who you want me to write about and what you'd like to happen (the sex). Most of my stories are about male celebrities and feature straight sex, but I'm open to anything!

Buy Me a Coffee

Do you like the stories I share? Writing just a single story takes me on average 12 hours of active work, and I do this as a hobby in my spare time. Please consider supporting my coffee consumption by making a small donation so I can keep doing what I do for longer. It would mean more to me than you know!

[samijey]

Ilja Dragunov (29/08/2023) vs Carmelo Hayes (06/02/2024)

[uncasuals]

" it was just some stupid kiss on a dare , doesn't mean i have feelings for you . "

[maineventpapiuso]

[[Congratulations Trick Williams]]

[tkorhoh]

MECOLE HAYES   ↳ 25x17

[dynamitekansai]

WWE NXT HALLOWEEN HAVOC WEEK 2 (October 31, 2023)