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Happy Fairy Friday everybody! We couldn't resist sharing this charming book called "British Goblins," published in 1880!
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Meta & Flint, the freaks who named their daughter Oblivion.
Don't let their looks fool you, they are actually good parents. (Maybe "okay" parents, they did let Liv run away with her boyfriend they never met and his band at 15. (But she was responsible and called them to explain her decision and that she already talked with the school and will be taking special exams at the end of every semester, so it's all good lmao.))
In my AU the Techno/Rock Trolls are the largest population of mixed trolls. They live concentrated along the shore between the Rock and Techno Kingdoms and also extending north into the no-man's-land on the map. This whole area is simply referred to as "the Shallows". They have their own communities and villages there which are located partially on land or exposed reefs/rocks and partially in the water.
Liv grew up in one of those villages. Her parents own a small apartment carved into a cliff side above the ocean. Personally they prefer walking over floating/swimming, and they can't stay in the sun for too long either (they all inherited sun sensitive skin from their Techno sides) so this way they're mostly on land and also aren't in direct sunlight after noon.
It's a modest home but I imagine they must have the prettiest sunrises.
Despite the Shallows having their own communities they still belong under the Rock Kingdom which doesn't really care about them or their different needs much, so a lot of the trolls living there are very anti authority.
#me taking advantage of my baby level knowledge of german lmao#but i always liked the idea of liv having a vague european accent#so i've decided to give her dad an british 'england' accent and her mom a german accent/make her german speaking#trolls#dreamworks trolls#my art#ex bandmates#trolls oc#liv#flint#baby liv thought her goblin spawn of a dad is the prettiest troll in the world kjsbdhbfh#meta#the parents and a lot of trolls there are very anti authority. they're technically living in part of the rock kingdom and are expected to#be like regular citizens when it comes to stuff like paying taxes etc. but no money actually makes it back into their communities...#Flint's genre is Electropunk#and Meta's genre is Industrial Metal#Liv is more Industrial Metal but there's definitely some Punk vibes in her style#this started as just me designing her parents and it's turned into a whole info dump
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Autumn crafting - Needlefelt Badger
#cottagecore#cottage core#cottagecore aesthetic#fairycore#goblincore#goblin aesthetic#badger#british wildlife#autumn#fall#autumn crafts#autumn aesthetic#autumn vibes#fall aesthetic#cozycore#cozy aesthetic#forestcore#forest#nature#naturecore#needlefelting#needle felting#art#crafting
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guys its okay its not actually caitlyn acting like that, its just the evil frenchness seeping from that beret controlling her like a symbiote suit ratatouille, once they figure out how to take it off her she's gonna be fine
#her heart was so big it cancelled out the britishness but she couldnt fight the french anymore :((( many such cases#'but she wasnt wearing it in the scene where she hit vi-' IRRELEVANT shit probably talks to her like the green goblin mask#arcane
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The Goblin Market, c.1895-1901, Hilda Koe (1872-1936) Oil on canvas, 116.8 x 96.5 cm
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One time this girl (who I used to be friends with) in my class said something along the lines of "I'm not homophobic but they don't need a full month, where's the month celebrating veterans?"
1. There are multiple months, days etc celebrating veterans and those who lost their lives in the war, people just don't actually care about that and want to use it as an excuse to complain about pride month.
2. The reason there is a month celebrating LGBTQ+ people is because we used to not have any rights and there are still people who think we shouldn't have rights. The AIDS crisis? Ever heard of that?
3. That is being homophobic. If you say this you are homophobic.
Anyway I'm glad I'm not friends with her anymore. Also I was still identifying as a lesbian when she said this, she fully knew this and still said this right in front of my face 😭 My class is weird y'all I have so many stories like this.
#lgbtqia#pride month#stupid people in my class#school stuff#goblin rants#she also said that poc are replacing white ppl in media#This is is what british schools are like#aroace#nonbinary#queer
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why does everyone on tumblr hate gbbo… i get paul is a dick but that’s what makes it so funny…
#gbbo#great british bake off#bake off#like i get it if you don’t like the show#mexican week and the s’mores thing were fucked but if you don’t like the show you don’t have to watch it…#i get constructive criticism but it?? just feels weird??? to log on here and everyone is calling them horrible??#like yes paul is a goblin but prue is trying her best :(#also i don’t see the problem with slightly incomplete recipes#i could do without them but it lets the judges assess the baker’s instincts#ahhh ok rant over#i’m really not trying to be rude i just get annoyed when everything i see is negative#the show is really quite good#there’s some sections we all shock-laugh at (rip 2022 mexican week) and i do think they should stop doing country weeks#please i just want one show that isn’t bad by somebody’s standards#I JUST WANT TO BE SAFE WITH MY ONE COMFORT SHOW PLEASE
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Parnag Fegg wishes you a very folk-horror Easter from Cat's Chimerical Creations
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#catschimericalcreations#easter plush#easter bunny#eostre#jackalope#jackalope plush#cryptid stuffies#cryptozoology merch#parnag fegg#folk horror#british horror#frankenplush#diy plush#altered plush#modified plushies#upcycled plush#repurposed plush#plush taxidermy#zero waste#goblin culture#vulturecore
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Orange Goblin - A Eulogy For The Damned I shamefully haven't listened to this one in a long time but it's like returning to an old friend. For those who don't know this band, just Imagine Black Sabbath and Motorhead had a baby that grew up and liked starting bar brawls in dive bars and gritty pubs for fun, that's basically Orange Goblin.
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portrait of my partner's new dnd character
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Guess who's in Japan motherfuckerrrrs
#i feel like a caveman in comparison to these people#they're so well-mannered and gentle and sophisticated#and then i'm like. full goblin.#even by british standards i'm pretty goblin
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Holy shit. I just came to the realisation that Rowling's goblins giving major anti-semitic vibes isn't the only reason why they make me uncomfortable. Let me explain. The goblins have a different idea of ownership than the wizards do. They view things that were created by them as belonging to them. Compare and contrast now. In the colonial period, the British stole multiple valuable artifacts from every country they ruled. And they refuse to give those back. To this day. We consider those objects to rightfully belong to us, while the British have them in a museum. And we have to travel across the ocean, thousands of miles away to even look at things that were wrongly taken away from us. And maybe it's nothing. Maybe I'm seeing things when they don't really exist. Nevertheless. It just makes me very uncomfortable and I don't know what to make of that.
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We eat like kings
#one piece#soul king brook#brook op#op brook#She said 'We are the Japanese Goblins' btw n he said 'Wtf did you just say?'#I say bith cos some non British ppl had a hard time understanding him too and that very funny considering what he's implying about her#*both
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Could I interest you in fantasy racism that's a product of fantasy colonialism and treated as very fucked up?
I’m also doing that in my fantasy world… war and hate on planet British
#basically my idea was that the British empire finds an isekai portal and colonizes a fantasy world#and ofc phrenologies and science racisms the fuck out of the elves and orcs and goblins and such
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Operation: Shit Gets Real
#dafukblog#move over weird naked british man#I have my eyes on the scruffy goblin right there#GGenius#GGv19#GG54
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so I was watching this episode of the pokemon anime where ash gets possessed by one of spiritomb's spirits
and now i have this image in my head of Craig accidentally drinking some of Polteageist's black tea and becoming possessed
#𝐎𝐎𝐂 ◞ ✧ pay no attention to the goblin behind the curtain#|| because it'd be fun#|| and also whats more british than being possessed by tea
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