#British blorbos

[srigraingertempura]

Percy eldritch Grainger...

[bizarrelittlemew]

Jim, treetop assassin 🔪

[emoryinaboat]

I cannot take early Spike seriously anymore because he spent like 12 episodes tied to a chair in Giles' house drinking blood out of a union jack mug and also every time him and Buffy are onscreen I'm reminded that they fucked hard enough to bring a building down. Also I get Rest In Peace stuck in my head.

[themyscirah]

Complaining abt Suicide Squad yet again but the fact that they have Waller exposing the alien community to space racist attacks and talking abt how she got to her position through deceit and being a terrible person and stuff is just. Ahsfiwueh JUST SAY YOU DONT KNOW WALLER.

Anyways literally the 3rd mission of the Squad ever (and the first framed as smth Waller picked and not orders from above) was the Squad discrediting and stopping a rogue vigilante who was only arresting POC and funneling white people into white supremacy groups (of which he was the most prominent member) in SUICIDE SQUAD #4. and it's explicitly framed as this mission being personal for Waller that she's hiding from the government bc its illegal like. Guys. Please why are we having her incite (space bc comics) racist attacks now

Also the whole "Amanda got her position through deceit and being a terrible person" NO. she KEPT her position through being shitty and playing complicated political games!!! She wasn't always that way like there is a difference and it is IMPORTANT ppl PLEASEEEE. In Secret Origins #14 we learn Amanda's backstory and she used to be a normal, caring person! Like even after she entered into working in government and politics she wasn't automatically morally bankrupt like please people. She was originally given control of the Squad by Reagan (*sigh* 80s comics...) to distract and get rid of her because she was so successful at pushing progressive social policy in Congress. Acting like she's this static pillar of evil is such a waste of her character and so fucking uninteresting and disrespectful to her arc it drives me MAD.

Like I am NOT saying Waller is all sunshine and rainbows, she fucking SUCKS (said w love <3) but like there's a human being there. It's a progression, she has a character arc like please, DC, please!!! They've fucked up Waller so bad and made her so opaque and uninteresting she can't even be the protagonist of her own story for fucks sake!

Like I don't know how many times I have to scream it until DC hears me or remembers but WALLER IS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF SUICIDE SQUAD. ITS HER BOOK. yet right now she's a cutout to be used as the villain wherever the writers please. Even in her book we get none of her perspective really displayed, no exploration of her thoughts with any kind of understanding of the role she traditionally has played and was made to play in the story.

[the-architect-of-ferrari]

Am I the only one who thinks this gp is lowkey giving the same vibes as bahrain? like charlos are being extra affectionate and silly together this weekend and we’re getting so much content from it too.

[o-i-w-u]

just- I just- I wanna hold your Ruin bebe art 🥺👉👈

He's just a blorbo, your honor :')

i too want to hold him gently, so i made instructions on how to safely handle the blorbo.

borbo :')

(apologies for late ass answer lmaejdkidee)

[sillygoofyqueer]

GUYS GUYS GUYS. I DON'T CARE WHO IT IS, BUT I'M TELLING YOU ALL TO READ THROUGH MY HEADCANONS AND CHARACTERISATION OF WEI QINGWEI AND THEN POST PROPAGANDA INTO MY INBOX ABOUT WHO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE MOST LIKELY TO END UP WITH HIM BECAUSE I'M THAT ONE GUY WHO DOESN'T WANT TO DECIDE (and likes giggling about my followers' opinions). I will probably get back around to crowyuan on *checks calender*....Sunday? Depends how hungover I am, because I plan on getting wasted at a party this weekend! :DDDD

[userm4x]

05/07/24, Northampton. Ollie Bearman prepares to drive for Haas during free practice for the F1 British Grand Prix 2024. Photo by Simon Galloway, edited.

[rowanraven08]

My wet cat :3

[askdacast]

A friendly reminder that The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles is currently 60% off on Steam!

Until August the 6th you can purchase The Great(est) Ace Attorney installment in the franchise for twenty bucks RIGHT NOW!

[srigraingertempura]

Percy eldritch Grainger...

[princema-k]

forgot i had a tumblr for a hot moment. anyways maikol afton

[theofreakingbell]

having historical blorbos as a leftist is so funny bc my bookshelf is like 'i am very gay and anticolonial and support the rights of marginalised people. fuck anyone who says otherwise. also this is Bleebus Bleeferton 😘🥹 he was an officer in the royal navy'

[mikimeiko]

When I started watching Uncle I knew of course that Con O'Neill was going to be in it - it got on my list because of Con O'Neill as Val

But! I was not ready for

Brett Goldstein as a douchy musician

Nick Mohammed as a Scottish carpet store manager

but most of all I was not ready for

KAYVAN NOVAK AS THE AMERICAN BOSS OF A RECORD LABEL

[wagingmywarsbehindmyface]

Jonah’s Upcoming Projects 🎬

RICH FLU (dir. Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia) - thriller (post-production)

Explores how far people would go to save themselves when the wealth that made the world go round then becomes its most dangerous commodity after a strange disease threatens to kill anyone with any sort of fortune.

A BEAUTIFUL IMPERFECTION (dir. Michiel van Erp) - drama (2024)

🧍‍♂️Giacomo Casanova

The passionate story of the life and love of Lucia, a renowned veiled courtesan who is the exception to the rule.

FABIO D’ANDREA: ONE SMALL STEP - short (Jonah plays The Astronaut)

WILLIAM TELL (dir. Nick Hamm) - historical film

🧍‍♂️Rudenz

The film is set in 14th Century Switzerland, where a once peaceful hunter leads his people to rebellion after his family and country are threatened by a tyrannical Austrian King. The year is 1307 and the Holy Roman Empire is crumbling. As its grip on Europe loosens, new dynasties such as the Austrian Habsburg Family encroach on new lands, desperate for power. In Switzerland, the once peaceful country is overwhelmed and bows under the Austrian might as it advances and upends the quiet lives of the Swiss peasants

THE THREESOME (dir. Chad Hartigan) - a romantic comedy (date TBA)

🧍‍♂️Connor Blake

The movie showcases the story of a boy, Connor, who gradually begins to find his way into a relationship with the girl he’s been in love with his whole life, Olivia. That sounds great and everything, except he’s just had a one-night stand with someone else… and that may complicate things. That’s only the beginning of a complicated yet funny journey that explores trust, responsibility and the true nature of love.

DOCTOR WHO (2025)

🧍‍♂️Conrad

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (dir. Jennifer Kaytin Robinson) - horror/mystery (the release is set on July 18th 2025)

the reboot of the iconic 90s horror with the new cast Camila Mendes, Madelyn Cline, Sarah Pidgeon, Tyriq Withers, and Jonah Hauer-King. The original film followed four young friends bound by a tragic accident who are reunited when they find themselves being stalked by a hook-wielding maniac. The film became a cult classic, earned over $125 million worldwide and led to the sequel “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.” Original stars Freddie Prinze Jr. and Jennifer Love Hewitt are in talks to return.

🧍‍♂️TBA

THE EDEN EXPRESS (dir. Daniel Cockburn)

The film follows Mark Vonnegut’s 1970 quest, alongside his girlfriend Virge and a group of friends. to escape Nixon’s America to find a better way of life on a British Columbia commune. It’s a place they hope will be an “Eden” on Earth. However, as this new utopia comes into focus, Mark starts to hear voices and see visions that give him ominous instructions, marking the start of his journey with bipolar disorder.

🧍‍♂️ MARK VONNEGUT