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perezhilton · 4 months ago
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Bristol Palin is lying, he claims. Details HERE!
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teenmomcentral · 2 years ago
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It’s been four years since Bristol said Bye! Bye! to life on MTV, and the former ‘Teen Mom OG’ star (who only did one season of the show) took to Instagram to thank the Baby Jesus (God Leah) she had enough sense to leave the show when she did.
“Quit ‘Teen Mom’ 4 years ago today!” Bristol wrote this week on Instagram Stories. “Listening to the discernment God puts in your heart will always lead to a better life. More [money] doesn’t equal more peace.”
Bristol continued, writing that quieting the “distractions” around her allowed her to hear “God’s calling” over her life.
As The Ashley previously reported, Bristol announced on April 1, 2019 that she was leaving the show after only one season, writing on Instagram that being on ‘Teen Mom OG’ took away her peace.
“Honestly, my peace has a price tag that no one but God can afford. [Money] doesn’t impress me,” Bristol— who, mind you, comes from the wealthy Palin family– wrote at the time. “I don’t entertain BS and walking away from this show allows God to rebuild me (and my little fam) in the right direction.”
In her anniversary post about jumping off the ‘Teen Mom’ circus train, Bristol seemed to imply that she doesn’t think she’s better than any of the other girls who are still on the show.
“I stumble and fall short all the time, and I am (for sure) not holier than anyone,” she wrote. “But I do know walking in faith has led me to such a better life.”
These days, Bristol runs a successful all-female real estate team in Texas. She has not done any more reality TV since she left ‘Teen Mom OG.’
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bodybybane · 2 years ago
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Shared from Bing: https://news.yahoo.com/bristol-palin-says-she-underwent-010825975.html
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thepursuitoflaziness · 3 days ago
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Local library coming through with the goods! I ordered Erebus but got the Endurance one because…The Terror is a gateway drug!!
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leanstooneside · 11 days ago
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Making fair and empathetic decisions (SOMBERKNAVE)
- Lily Collins's waterproof shoulder
- Lindsey Vonn's waterproof chin
- AnnaSophia Robb's waterproof foot
- Cobra Starship's waterproof thigh
- Keyshia Cole's waterproof mouth
- Travis Barker's waterproof hand
- Russell Crowe's waterproof waist
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- Sandra Bullock's waterproof hand
- Louis Tomlinson's waterproof forehead
- Bristol Palin's waterproof cheek
- Courteney Cox's waterproof lower leg
- Nick Lachey's waterproof hair
- Vanessa Minnillo's waterproof shoulder
- Mariska Hargitay's waterproof mouth
- Shenae Grimes's waterproof waist
- Jack Nicholson's waterproof eye
- Maggie Gyllenhaal's waterproof finger
- Kat DeLuna's waterproof thigh
- Ivanka Trump's waterproof leg
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- Jamie Foxx's waterproof waist
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- Mario Lopez's waterproof hand
- Elisabetta Canalis's waterproof cheek
- Ellen Pompeo's waterproof upper arm
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- Phil Mickelson's waterproof bottom
- Jeremy Piven's waterproof leg
- Bradley Cooper's waterproof eyebrow
- Lisa Snowdon's waterproof bottom
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entireoranges · 4 months ago
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Ages and more
Reddit removed this further my frustration and tiredness of going over there and cementing me just posting DWTS stuff here. Smaller audience? Sadly yeah. But the vibes have always been better!
Well apparently its up. Still I think my focus will be here.
First off, I know this is just for fun, and it doesn't mean anything serious, but I thought others might find it entertaining too!
I went down a rabbit hole and looked up the ages of all the first, second, and third-place winners throughout the history of the show. Yes, it took longer than I'd like to admit—LOL. Then, I compared those ages to the ages of this season's celebrities. For Stephen and Phaedra, I factored in their upcoming birthdays, since the finale is likely in late November or early December.
Most Likely to Get Third Place: Stephen Nedoroscik – He will be 26, and three other celebrities were also 26 when they finished in third place.
Most Likely to Get Second Place: Chandler Kinney – She will be 24, and three other celebrities were 24 when they took second place.
Most Likely to Get First Place: Jenn Tran – She will be 27, and five other celebrities were 27 when they won first place.
Here are some extra tidbits and information I found interesting:
The Oldest Celebrity to Win First Place: Donny Osmond at 51 years old.
The Oldest Celebrity to Get Second Place: Kirstie Alley at 60 years old.
The Oldest Celebrity to Get Third Place: Wayne Brady at 50 years old.
The Youngest Celebrity to Win First Place: Laurie Hernandez at 15 years old.
The Youngest Celebrity to Get Second Place: Sadie Robertson at 16 years old (I didn’t do the exact math, but I’m pretty sure she was younger than Zendaya).
The Youngest Celebrity to Get Third Place: Bristol Palin at 20 years old (Norami was very close to this).
Also, the most common final three combination has been F-M-M, which has happened 8 times or 25% of the time. So, if we were to use these age stats to predict the outcome (because why not?), it could look something like this:
First Place: Jenn Tran
Second Place: Stephen Nedoroscik
Third Place: Joey Graziadei
In both scenarios Jenn and Stephen are in both which I find a bit interesting.
Of course, the chances of this actually happening are slim, but who knows!
EDIT ... I just realized there is a chance Jenn might have her birthday before the finale. I really wish I knew how many weeks this season is! Because if she is 28 at the finale then some adjustments will need to be made. Ugh LOL.
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rebeleden · 4 months ago
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Bristol Palin’s Son Tripp, 15, Moves to Alaska to Reunite With Dad Levi
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jkdanu · 4 months ago
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Inside 'Teen Mom' Star Bristol Palin's $773K Texas Home—as She Shares Heartbreak Over 15-Year-Old Son Moving Out
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missourifreereport · 4 months ago
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Bristol Palin Shares 15-Year-Old Son Tripp Has Moved Back to Alaska
Bristol Palin is opening up about her son Tripp Johnston’s latest chapter. In a first day of school photo featuring her daughters Sailor Grace, 8, Atlee Bay, 7—whom she shares with... August 15, 2024 at 05:39AM Manchester California Troy Vermont New Hudson Michigan Frenchtown Montana Van Buren Missouri https://unitedstatesvirtualmail.blogspot.com/2024/08/bristol-palin-shares-15-year-old-son.html August 15, 2024 at 07:17AM https://anchoragealaskaflorist.weebly.com/anchorage-alaska/bristol-palin-shares-15-year-old-son-tripp-has-moved-back-to-alaska
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innermindcommunication · 6 months ago
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RNC Throwbacks: Bristol Palin's Right to Choose & John Oliver Audits Red...
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bookoformon · 6 months ago
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The Book of Moroni, Chapter 3. "The Blackmail."
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It's a shame all those kids were led astray by their pedophile parents and are now raising the flags of Hamas and Hezbollah and threatening Israel. The Order of the Melchizedek Priesthood is an honor to belong to.
The Missionaries I met were all sharp as tacks, sweet as huckleberry pie, all were impressive in their fluency with the Book of Mormon and the Bible in spite of the fact they could not decrypt it properly, but they were very dedicated to their work in ways I don't see within too many people. I saw many inner elbows tracked marked black and blue on boys that were far too young for intravenous substances, epecially those who claimed Jesus had saved them, but they were otherwise quite pious on the surfaces of their appearance.
I initially went in search of Missionaries when I realized I knew nothing about the Book of Mormon or the Mormon faith and rather than make fun of its practitioners, decided to speak some in person.
Then they started showing up in large numbers to make pedophile pornography along with their adult friends at the residence of a man I knew here in WDC and then the intersection of these persons and politicians like Mike Pence, Mitt Romney, Josh Hawley, Roger Wicker, Mike Pompeo, Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, Jared Kushner, Dan Quayle, Bristol Palin, there were many, forced me to run for my life.
They all used copious amounts of methamphetamine, molly, heroin, rohypnol, and engaged in the most elaborate kinds of BDSM you could imagine. They helped cheat Donald Trump into the White House in 2016, and they are responsible for the Capitol Coup on January 6, all the deaths due to abortion bans, they are all ignorant about climate change, and have no interest in the well being of other persons. These things they discussed openly with me and I discussed them openly with the government and the police but nothing was done.
The Mormons became outraged at me because I discovered and exactly what they were: drug addicts and perverts. I have been running for my life from them for almost a decade.
When these same persons started appearing in news videos from Gaza, Iran, Lebanon and other locations where there was heavy terrorist activity after October 7, and thousands of people died. The very sight of all those white kids wearing ski masks and spray tan charging at Israeli settlers with all those guns blaring unsettles me in a way I cannot explain.
My chagrin at the US Government over this has crested. Especially since it knows Sam Alito, Clarence Thomas, Justice Roberts, Donald Trump and the rest are all Mormons and exceedingly lawless. It has been all thumbs and excuses about its failures to learn as much as possible about their agenda and put a final stop to their ability to commit crimes and project harm.
The connection of all of this to Charles Mary and Gorilla Girl, Prince William, will have to wait for another time.
Now, read the words little Mormons read when they are ordained into the faith, and explain to yourself how it is possible this evil has been loosed upon the land, and how we can use real faith in God to recover our innocence and return security to the world:
Elders ordain priests and teachers by the laying on of hands. About A.D. 401–21.
1 The manner which the disciples, who were called the elders of the church, ordained priests and teachers—
2 After they had prayed unto the Father in the name of Christ, they laid their hands upon them, and said:
3 In the name of Jesus Christ I ordain you to be a priest (or if he be a teacher, I ordain you to be a teacher) to preach repentance and remission of sins through Jesus Christ, by the endurance of faith on his name to the end. Amen.
4 And after this manner did they ordain priests and teachers, according to the gifts and callings of God unto men; and they ordained them by the power of the Holy Ghost, which was in them.
The Values in Gematria are:
v. 1: They were called to be ordained priests and teachers.
The Number is 5393, הגטג‎ ‎‎, the gettag,"You are the gates."
v. 2: They laid their hands on them. The Number is 4089, דאֶפֶסח‎‎ט "blackmail."
Good men are supposed to blackmail the wicked and force them to repent, not the other way around. In order to end the blackmail all one has to do is agree to follow the Covenant be like God and do no harm.
v. 3: By the endurance of faith. The number is 8657, חוהז‎‎ ‎, hohaz, "the holder."
Faith is a matter of how much knowledge about the underlying truth of religion one has grasped. One cannot just flip open a book that is not written in English or is, as it promised within the Book of Mormon encrypted, and run amok.
When I discovered how to read it and published my paper, the Mormons really went nuts. I was convinced of it when I tried to get Donald Trump put to death for cheating in the 2016 election, but my research into the Book of Mormon made them positively flip their chickens. They really think they are the children of persons who boarded fast schooners in 600 BC and sailed to America from Jerusalem like a bunch of Jewish pilgrims on a science fiction Mayflower. Of this there is not a shred or proof, nor their claims of the existence of a language called Reformed Egyptian, which the Book of Mormon says is English.
The LDS will defend this belief to the death. It explains their bizarre fixation with killing Jews and their mad attempts to conquer it in recent times. To this end, now the Mormons openly proclaim their affiliations with the terror organizations, Hamas and Hezbollah. Perhaps this means we can make more progress disposing of all of them without further hesitation.
v. 4: After this manner they did ordain priests. The Number is 9131, טא‎גא‎ ‎, taga, "reach, arrive, touch others."
Because the US Government has not taken the threat of the cult of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints seriously, large numbers of people have been killed, hurt, lost their livelihoods or are scared to death.
They think they are going to reelect Donald Trump and put him back in the White House and regain the ability to harm others without a care in the world and the current White House has not demonstrated proper Duty of Care regarding the precise level of threat the LDS represents. Americans and their allies discuss this possibility like it could be a fait accompli.
This is not a responsible way to approach this extremity. Like you have I have shocked at the contrast between the way Americans, especially the Mormons think and act and the directions we have been given by God in the Book of Mormon, our very own religious catechism, made just for us.
In spite of the success of the Book and its ability to finally banish slavery from the world its resonance is not over. Terrorism in this world must be made extinct. So long as the US Government does not do everything in its power to address its root causes found under its very own soil, the way to the gate to freedom will be barred.
So really what we want Chucklehead to do is cease discussions about a cease fire in Gaza and Hezbollah until the combined threat of the Mormons, Republicans, Hamas, and Hezbollah has been completely eradicated. This is just not going fast enough. Those of you who have suffered at the hands of the Mormons or Hamas et al and survived a brush with death know the best way to bounce back is have a brush with life. If the only way to obtain it is to blackmail the US Government, force it to act with a conscience, then so be it.
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munecademetal · 10 months ago
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Remember when Bristol Palin’s 3 year old called her a faggot on television? I do.
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seagull-astrology · 1 year ago
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Tripp Palin-Johnston son of Bristol
There was an article in the New York Post today about Dakota Meyer’s poor treatment of his stepson, so I was interested in the boy’s chart.  He was born at 5:30 am in Palmer Alaska on December 27, 2008, making him 10 years old at his next birthday. His ascendant is 15 Scorpio, or “children playing around five mounds of sand,” rather apropos as he is the only boy in the Johnston-Palin household;…
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newslo · 2 years ago
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Bristol Palin: “Parents Of Teenage Girls Prefer Them To Be Pregnant Than To Get Controversial Birth Control” https://newslo.com/bristol-palin-parents-of-teenage-girls-prefer-them-to-be-pregnant-than-to-get-controversial-birth-control/
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beatlesonline-blog · 2 years ago
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leanstooneside · 28 days ago
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CROSSWORD CLUES "M"
1. MICHELLE OBAMA'S RAZED LIP
2. BENICIO DEL TORO'S SOUGHT EAR
3. BETHENNY FRANKEL'S DEVILISH TOOTH
4. AARON ECKHART'S RESPECTFUL EYEBROW
5. JOSH BOWMAN'S SOUGHT EYELASH
6. HAILEE STEINFELD'S MITIGATED FOREHEAD
7. KRISTEN STEWART'S PEEVISH WAIST
8. DANIEL RADCLIFFE'S DULLED BUTTOCKS
9. MATTHEW BELLAMY'S PRESERVED EAR
10. KEVIN HART'S COMMUTING HIP
11. BRISTOL PALIN'S SAFEST HAND
12. GAVIN DEGRAW'S OFFENSIVE KNEE
13. LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S UNTIMELY CHIN
14. ALISON SWEENEY'S CONTRACEPTIVE FIST
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