#Breakfast Team

[bouncingkadachi]

Breakfast Team Grooming rituals

An assortment of headcanons on the grooming and upkeep of Astrea's team.

Ratha: he gets a sponge bath. The spikes along his spurs have to be filed down routinely lest they get too unwieldy. He'll also occasionally have normal scales overgrow or get roughed up through fights, so they get trimmed and polished as well. Each wing also gets a thorough once-over.

Omelette: also gets a sponge bath, but the fellow generally keeps himself neat and tidy so his additional upkeep is minimal. If his beak is looking a little worse for wear it'll get buffed up to restore the point.

Juice: About once a season he needs a pretty intensive barnacle treatment since he spends most of his time free-roaming in the sea. Astrea had to get a pair of heavy-duty shears commissioned for the job. Juice is pretty good at shocking the pests down so they don't grow too big, but they're still stuck on him, so that's why they need to be snapped off. Then he gets the rough edges filed down, a pretty rigorous scrub with a stiff brush, and his paint is reapplied.

Jam: Pretty self-sufficient in the grooming department but loves a good brush-out. Astrea's got a slicker brush and a fine-tooth comb to keep him looking sleek and glossy. Hates getting his claws trimmed though, but it's a necessary evil.

Fish: Frequently gets into nonsense like rolling around in the sand and therefore becoming absolutely filthy. Whines pathetically when the consequences of such actions means he needs to be bathed. Gets sponge bathed on the gentlest setting and has a dedicated brush for his tail. Complains the entire time but also attempts to flop his head into Astrea's lap for scritches so who knows what his angle is

Soup: Grumpy old man who demands and loves the full bells and whistles of a heavy-duty grooming session. Admittedly, he does most of the work himself, so the brush-out is mostly a bonding activity. He has an entire set of brushes dedicated just for him, because they have to stand up to the sheer amount of usage they see. Particular attention has to be paid to his old wounds such as his missing eye to make sure they're clean and no further infection tried to set in again

Bonus! Kian's wild bug bonanza (they need a team name too at some point):

Battle Bug: pretty good at grooming herself but won't say no to a sponge bath. The poison spikes on her back get trimmed on a regular basis to prevent excessive build-up. Since she's got a Rider, her camouflage hide also gets fully removed and scrubbed down as well, so she's a naked spider on bath days. But it extends the longevity of the hide so she suffers through it with dignity.

Baby Bug: She's small right now so you can dunk her in a wash basin and then brush her out until she's more cotton ball than spider. Just be mindful of how much water you splash on her face. Maintaining the shining white of her fluff is kind of a pain though.

Tiny Rail Gun: he gets dust baths, as his handle over electricity is rather weak at the moment. Unfortunately his handle over dust bathing is also rather weak so he kind of just flops about in it with much confusion. You can scrub him down with handfuls of sand and then wipe him clean with a soft washcloth. He will try to play tug-o-war.

Theo's Kinsect: wipe him down gently with a soft washcloth dipped in warm water, please and thank you.

[toanw]

@aceaeite bullied me (politely) for months into designing these after the concept showed up on a very old backlog lmfao Sushi Ninja Cures Real

[spiritoast]

wanted to play with layer effects in medibang, and i've been on a massive beastieball kick lately, so i doodled one of my team members to play around with halftones and blending layers.

say hi to bingle. she is lonely despite having more bestie links than anyone else she is incredibly small AND she eats heavy hits for breakfast

[clipglitch]

Character sheet for my OC Sunny! She's ready for artfight!

[mrsdellamorte]

they’re always finding each other at midnight to kiss and hold hands making out until they’re panting moaning blushing messes

[crystallinegazer]

you guys would not believe me if i told you the context of this

[today-in-the-bunker]

Today, Jack watches The Breakfast Club and immediately assumes that Dean and Sam must have each fit into some John Hughes archetype in their childhoods. They think that Sam must have been The Brain and Dean was The Criminal. They bring this up to Sam, who tells Jack that Dean was more a mix between both John and Andrew.

[ivyflowers13]

Breakfast in bed

[whirlpool-blogs]

Hughes served as team captain for the NTDP, and just based on skill alone, that’s not a surprise. But Hughes’ captaincy stemmed from more than just his prodigious skill. He earned a unanimous vote from his teammates, many of whom knew Hughes and played with him prior to arriving at the program.

"Jack is the captain. He’s the one who forged a lot of those relationships and kept everything going in the right direction,” Wroblewski said.

[bloodfreak-boyking]

one of my absolute favorite wincest fic dynamics is when sam has been thinking about doing the nastiest, most wretched things to dean since like forever and has desired him carnally since he knew what that meant, and dean is just like "wow, never noticed how hot my brother is. shame i can't do anything about it bc we're brothers." meanwhile Sam is like locked in the bathroom licking the floor of the shower bc dean just got out. love it when sam is a freak ab his brother in a way that fucking blindsides dean <333

[mo-ok]

✈️🌊🐬 blue 🐬🌊✈️

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[bloodsoaked-rainbows]

After Taliesin mentioned it, I just had to make it

[leosgreyfringe]

I’m literally so in awe of big gabi…the way strikers think they’re going to have an easier time with him over saliba just because he’s not the “““star””” and so they target their runs toward him instead, and he just deals with it. puts them right in his pocket like it’s NOTHING. then goes and scores a goal for us just for fun. does it all for the badge….we’re so fucking lucky he’s one of ours ♥️

[jellyjellyghost]

Like My Birthday

ateez x gn!reader (all platonic!)

CW: completely platonic!! no use of y/n!! fluff, revolves around eating food and celebrating birthday's, self indulgent, mentions that reader can be picked up by Mingi, not proof read, rushed, a little all over the place, maybe ooc?

WC: 1.1k

A very self indulgent oneshot since today (2/27) is my birthday! The day is almost over and I'm just really happy with how this day turned out.

I did try to have the interactions between members and the reader to be the same about/similar, but I know unfortunately that did not work out. I will definitely be writing more about Ateez in the future though, so stay tuned for that.

I am also working on a masterlist/introduction to me post so that'll be out soon! I really, really hope you enjoy!

p.s. omg I added so many tags, I had to stop myself (っ- ‸ - ς)

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Here's how I imagined the cuties^^

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Loud cackling can be heard through the kitchen and down the hall. Yunho is messing with Wooyoung as he tries to make breakfast. Hongjoong appears threateningly behind Yunho, a comical darkness falling over his face. Wooyoung’s eyes go wide, he goes silent and points behind Yunho. Before he can see what’s behind him, Hongjoong places a hand on his shoulder.

“Shut up, they’re still asleep.” He hisses out at the both of them.

Yunho’s smile fearfully falls from his face and he quickly moves back in front of the stove. “Ay, ay Captain.” 

In your living room Seonghwa is hard at work re-wrapping all your gifts that a few members clearly struggled to wrap right. San is balanced atop a stepstool, hanging up the decorations, with Yeosang simply standing there as his personal human tape dispenser. Jongho and Mingi are nowhere in sight.

You slowly rouse awake to the feeling of something poking your side. You groan and roll away only to feel a hand grabbing your bicep. You scream in surprise, turning to the stranger in your room. You throw the blanket at the figure and run out of your bedroom before you can get a good look at him. 

Your heart leaps into your throat as you bump into a large form in your hallway, the stranger rubbing your arms soothingly. 

“What’s wrong?” San’s worried voice washes over you, and you instantly relax.

“You scared me.” You gasp out. “And-” You pull away from San, turning to see who was poking you in your bed. Mingi stands there with a sheepish look on his face, the blanket you threw at him in his hands. 

He opens his mouth. “What is wrong with you?” You state in aspiration. “I’m sorry.” 

You move forward, hugging him. “I accept your apology.” You mumble against him, then push him back. “But don’t scare me like that ever again!” 

You glance back over at San, and he smiles at you. “Happy Birthday.” Mingi quickly mimics him and you grin happily. 

“Is everyone here?” You question, moving towards your kitchen. “Jongho went to go get your cake.” San confesses from behind you. 

“Will-” Seonghwa unintentionally cuts you off. “We heard you scream, is everything alright?” You smile reassuringly over at him. “Yeah, Mingi just scared me.” Mingi awkwardly shuffles side to side behind you. 

Seonghwa shakes his head in disbelief and ushers you towards the living room. “Come on, come on.” 

Your eyes light up as you see how decorated your living room is, and it makes you feel like a kid again. You see Yeosang hanging up a few more things. “Yeosang-” You breathe out. “Did you do this all yourself?” He turns at your question, and his eyes shine. “Obviously.” He smiles mischievously.

You miss the way San pouts from behind you, but he decides to stay silent. Seonghwa tells you proudly that he rewrapped all the presents. “They look lovely Hwa, thank you very much.” He beams at that.

Your apartment door swings open and Jongho appears, a grocery bag in hand. “Baby Bear!” You tease, shuffling over to him as he pulls off his shoes. He gives you a playful glare in response. 

“Did you get my favorite?” You question. “Of course.” He hands you the bag as he finishes unlacing his shoes. 

Fishing through the bag you pull out a jug of your favorite juice. “How did you know this was my favorite?” You gasp at him.

“You never shut up about it.” He states and you go to pinch his cheeks because you know he hates it. “It’s my birthday, you have to be nice to me.” At your words Jongho stops himself from swatting your hand away and just simply pulls back. It’s a win in your book.

You head towards the kitchen so you can put the things in the grocery bag away. Everyone moves back to their tasks and Mingi just follows you around. It’s clear his only assigned job was to wake you up, he stops following you the second he sees his boyfriend Yunho in the kitchen. 

Wooyoung latches onto you the second he spots you, abandoning Hongjoong at the stove. He starts rapid firing questions at you- “Did you sleep well? Does breakfast smell good? Do I look nice? Also Happy Birthday, Do you feel older?-” as you struggle to simply put the juice in your fridge. 

“Woo-” You struggle to push him away. 

“Don’t make me finish this all by myself!” Hongjoong whines. Wooyoung continues to rub his face with your own like the cat he is. He only seems to be placated once you answer his questions. 

By the time you’ve answered all his questions your birthday breakfast is served up on the table. Since they all keep coming to your apartment, you managed to find a table to sit all nine of you. Somehow it fits in the small ‘dining room’ area your apartment has. 

You’re sat between Seonghwa and Yunho. Yunho dots on you, scooping eggs and bacon onto your plate, putting a lot more than you know you’ll eat. You grumble and scoop some of the food onto Seonghwa’s plate, who immediately refuses. 

“You need to eat more!” Yunho exclaims, attempting to force feed you. You quickly snap your mouth shut, shaking your head. Yunho moves his fork back and forth. “Here comes the airplane!” You refuse to open your mouth and you just stare at him. “Here comes the choo choo train?” You give into his whims and he seems very pleased with himself. 

Once breakfast is over, and a round of rock, paper, scissors later, Mingi is forced to clean up the table with Seonghwa’s help. You sit there patiently per Hongjoong’s orders.

A cake is brought out and Yeosang comes over to you with a party hat. “Is it okay?” He asks, gesturing to put it on you. “Yes of course.” You agree and he sits down next to you, gently placing the hat on your head and making sure the string isn’t uncomfortable. He gives you a thumbs up, and once you reciprocate it he pulls back.

Hongjoong lights the candles and they all begin to sing to you. You sit there awkwardly, smiling up at them all, feeling so loved. Once you blow them out they all cheer. Hongjoong sweeps in and rubs a little frosting on your face, taking a picture of you before you can even realize it. 

“Thank you all so much.” You whisper, heart (and stomach) full. Yunho places a hand on your shoulder and gives you a wink. “Happy Birthday.” You stand up and pull them all into a group hug. Jongho moans in protest as San drags him in. Seonghwa complains that someone is stepping on his foot, as Hongjoog sheepishly moves back. Wooyoung is fighting his way to the center to get closer to you while Yeosang manages to hold him back. Mingi is holding you close, nearly lifting you off the ground as Yunho asks: 

“Who the hell brought out the cake this early?” 

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Have a great day! ♡

[majorasnightmare]

i have such stupid petty lords alliance city state hcs for like. TWO of the SEVEN cities that has but in my defense my brain is ooze and only three of those city states get content

SALLYING FORTH NONETHELESS

the lords alliance, in addition to having trade agreements and standardized exchange rates ala the EU, also has a sports league. meaning each city state has their own team

waterdeep has stupid petty beef with baldurs gate because of it. baldurs gate had zero ideas for a team name so theyre the baldurs gate dragons, owing to ansur. waterdeep, having named their CURRENCY dragons, REALLY REALLY wanted to be the waterdeep dragons but didnt lock it in before baldurs gate. theyre the waterdeep wizards and theyre so fucking mad about it

waterdeep keeps trying to get baldurs gate to change the name. baldurs gate refuses. waterdeep frequently tries to pull shit like "if you lose this tournament you gotta change the name". despite being absolute ass, baldurs gate is still the BG dragons. cope and seethe waterdeep

baldurs gate is a notorious shithole. everyone in baldurs gate hates that fucking city. no ones allowed to talk shit about the gate but baldurians. YOU ALL HATE IT WRONG 😤

baldurians have an ironic pride ala "this is OUR shithole". theyre the number one in homicides in the continent with one fifth of the population getting serial killed BUT THEYRE NUMBER ONE IN SOMETHIN BAYBEEEEEE

the gate has an honestly slept on food scene. youll walk into a trashy pub on the docks with bathrooms that can give you tetanus and have the best seafood youve ever tasted. theres like 90 places just like it. all dingy, all run by rude cunts, with line cooks who will insult you to your face, and the food is artery clogging heaven

baldurs gate has godtier sandwich shops. youll walk into a dingy hole in the wall spot and order a cuban thatll blow your tits CLEAN off

baldurians dont brag about the food scene cuz literally none of it is clean and squeaky enough for tourists and also its just a given

waterdeep has bodegas and they will never stop reminding you they have bodegas (so does baldurs gate but theyre just called corner stores.)

waterdeep prides itself on being a bustling clean center of commerce with healthy tourism and generally is just a straight improvement on baldurs gate in every way. why wont you give us the fucking team name come ONNNN

the beef between BG and waterdeep is petty and eternal. your never getting the fucking team name we will put BHAALISTS on the football team before you fucking get it.

if the bg dragons make it to finals in anything its either a fucking divine miracle or waterdeep ran their mouth. the winner of the bet pool is determined by whether or not theres divine intervention on the field. the intervention doesnt have to be in baldur gates favor. sometimes helm would rather a second spellplague than see the dragons score.

waterdeep WILL have riots outside the stadium if they lose. baldurs gate is just happy to be there and also too busy illegally tailgaiting in the parking lot. someone fit an entire blackstone grill in their trunk and if you go down aisle f you can get a pulled pork sandwich and a corona for $7 out of the back of the purple miyata

back alley murders in the gate go up if the dragons win a trophy to balance out the good luck. dont want bhaal to crawl out of the sewers and startin killin again. might not be related but why risk it

baldurs gate is fantasy detroit. waterdeep is fantasy new york. and neverwinter is fantasy chicago

[ultravioletlightwaves]

The fact that Pasta was involved on the game-winning goal must have made Marchy feel like the most vindicated angry captain in the league right now.