#Boyfriend Outrunning a Tsunami

[lycorogue]

I absolutely love that Tumblr launched the ability to add polls to your posts, and, instead of trying to collect stats of what people think about a topic, tumblr has collectively decided that the best use of polls is to create a sort of joint-effort "choose your own adventure" 😆

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And now "vanilla extract" is a meme…

[flame2ashes]

I don’t know who this boyfriend is but at this point he might as well be a whump OC

[a-queer-mess]

yeah sorry we trapped your boyfriend, he'll be fine he just needs to outrun the tsunami..

[larnax]

if you keep making my boyfriend outrun the tsunami and opening the window so he flies away forever and putting him in the blender and the soup and stuff hes going to break up with me :(

[madly-empirical]

no vanilla extract emoji, how can we find out if the boyfriend outruns the newest meme tsunami?

[mirrorgrets]

RPG time p2 !!

Results of prev poll

You're not sure why you're taking a whole bottle of vanilla extract with you to the dungeons, but you suppose it doesn't really matter. You tearfully wave goodbye to your boyfriend who is trying to outrun a tsunami and walk past cecil and sans who might be engaged in some kind of fight to the death. A normal guy who definitely does not have caked up cheeks wish you luck as you descend to the dungeons.

Once you're there, you encounter a beast who is looking at you with hungry eyes. You're starting to regret not bringing the great sword of destiny with you to this level 50 restricted dungeon.

[anterieur]

sorry we put your boyfriend in the polls and he didn’t outrun the tsunami. yeah he drowned. sorry.

[earthpit]

feeling like the boyfriend trying to outrun the tsunami

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

Thoughts on making The Boyfriend outrun another thing to commemorate one year of Boyfriend Tsunami

[puddintrucks]

We need one of those quick can your straight boyfriend outrun thing but with the tsunami of love and acceptance he will experience at pride

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

The best part of watching the notes on the boyfriend tsunami poll is the utter bafflement of people that the boyfriend is alive at the moment and at 51%.

I'm shocked too because I thought at most he'd have 30% of the vote. But no, two days in and he's currently just outrunning the wave. Very interesting, but we'll see if he can survive the poll.