#Bowser's here to swoon the green-clad plumber and Mario's not one bit happy about it
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Bowser: *momentarily, and shyly, looks away before he takes a few steps closer* I guess...love really makes a guy come out of his shell, heh, heh. *starts blushing while he holds out a bouquet of flowers*
Mario: *looks at Bowser with a disgusted, and slightly horrified, expression*
Peach: *rolls her eyes in annoyance as she wonders who would be stupid enough to fall for Bowser's ridiculous pickup line*
Luigi: *quietly stares at Bowser with stars in his eyes as he inwardly debates on whether he should ask Bowser to take him right then and there*
(Psst, @bjititzu, I told you I was going to make this post.)
#bowser#bowser nintendo#mario#mario nintendo#princess peach#princess peach nintendo#luigi#luigi nintendo#bowuigi#bowser x luigi#super mario#super mario bros#super mario movie#super mario bros movie#the super mario bros movie#this doesn't count as spoilers right?#oh boy Bowser's at it again#but this time I will leave it up to y'alls' imagination on whether Bowser is trying to woo Mario Peach or Luigi#although based on the 3 different reactions I have a pretty good feeling y'all will know which one Bowser is trying to flirt with#Bowser's here to swoon the green-clad plumber and Mario's not one bit happy about it
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