#Bosses idk

[onesidedradiostatic]

hell's courtroom vs heaven's courtroom

[critterbitter]

Blitzle getting obliterated by a flying type is peak comedy to me, sorry guys.

BONUS:

(Masterpost)

[birdy-babe]

SALLY MAY CONFIRMED LESBIAN🧡🤍💗

LOONA CONFIRMED BI💗💜💙

OCTAVIA CONFIRMED ACE🖤🤍💜

BARBIE, VEROSIKA, BLITZ, OZZIE, BEE CONFIRMED PAN💗💛💙

STOLAS, ANDREALPHUS, VASSAGO, FIZZ CONFIRMED GAY💙💚🤍💜🏳️‍🌈

ITS A GOOD DAY TO BE ALIVE Y’ALL

[satoumafuyuss]

Blitzø has zero tolerance for creeps when it comes to his daughters!! 😤🔥

[sandeewithtwoe]

A dream i had

Nightmare belongs to Jokublog

Killer belongs to rahafwabas

Dust belongs to ask-dusttale

Horror belongs to sour-apple-studios

Transcript:

Nightmare: We have a lot of work today, so I better not see you idiots slacking off

Killer, Dust and Horror: YES, SIR!

Nightmare: Also, I identify as a woman now. You shall treat me as such

Killer, Dust and Horror: YES, MA’AM

[maiko-coy]

Submas before i go to the trenches we call 'final exams'

[violent138]

Bruce finds out the reason he and Clark didn't date so long is because Clark figured he was an incurable floozy who was allergic to commitment. So now every time there's a rumour, a hint of any of that or someone that would bother Clark, Bruce goes overboard.

Clark, spotting the man coming off the elevator at the Daily Planet and doing a double take: "Bruce what are you doing here?"

Bruce: "You weren't answering my calls."

Clark, slightly worried: "Yeah I got busy. Is everything--"

Bruce: "Whatever you read already, it's all lies--"

Clark: "Say what now?"

Bruce: "I was holding her jacket for her, that's it. She's dating my cousin, okay, and they've been together for like four months--"

Clark: "Slow down, what are you even talking about?"

Cat Grant, suddenly walking over: "Mr.Wayne! How fantastic to run into you like this--"

Clark: "Oh no, no, Cat he's just about to leave."

Cat: "--care to comment on rumours you're expecting a child with--"

Bruce, loudly, while pointing at Clark: "I love this man."

Clark: *turning red*

Bullpen:

Cat Grant: "Well my day's getting better and better."

[the-alpha-doodle-dome]

oopsie !! I accidentally became obsessed with the inconsequential side character and whatever the FUCK he has going with THE RULER OF HELL ITSELF ???

[ditzydestiny]

The things I’d do to be held and loved like this.

[gyroshrike]

Finally finished the thing

[bellsartblog]

UPDATE: prompt by creator's comment. both are equally funny to me :))))

i haven' t read past chap 2 yet but there was a scene in this fic that gave me such a funny image that i just have to draw it.

the fic is War with the Unovan Transit Authority by BeachRail on ao3

[nekrosmos]

First piece of 2025 and it's a mob boss Nikolai AU, inspired by both @panchulien and @on-a-lucky-tide (this fic and this fic respectively)

[rainbow-arrow]

"We've used all the shit in this box--"

yeah i've got some questions. i don't know if i want the answers so i'm not going to ask them. but they do exist.

[crazy000567]

aww what a happy couple! nothing weird going on here at all!

[angelshizuka]

♪ Truer love is hard to find ♪

HELLUVA BOSS 2.12 - Sinsmas

[starleavess]

what if the world was made of pudding