#Bosses idk

[birdy-babe]

SALLY MAY CONFIRMED LESBIAN🧡🤍💗

LOONA CONFIRMED BI💗💜💙

OCTAVIA CONFIRMED ACE🖤🤍💜

BARBIE, VEROSIKA, BLITZ, OZZIE, BEE CONFIRMED PAN💗💛💙

STOLAS, ANDREALPHUS, VASSAGO, FIZZ CONFIRMED GAY💙💚🤍💜🏳️‍🌈

ITS A GOOD DAY TO BE ALIVE Y’ALL

[satoumafuyuss]

Blitzø has zero tolerance for creeps when it comes to his daughters!! 😤🔥

[violent138]

Bruce finds out the reason he and Clark didn't date so long is because Clark figured he was an incurable floozy who was allergic to commitment. So now every time there's a rumour, a hint of any of that or someone that would bother Clark, Bruce goes overboard.

Clark, spotting the man coming off the elevator at the Daily Planet and doing a double take: "Bruce what are you doing here?"

Bruce: "You weren't answering my calls."

Clark, slightly worried: "Yeah I got busy. Is everything--"

Bruce: "Whatever you read already, it's all lies--"

Clark: "Say what now?"

Bruce: "I was holding her jacket for her, that's it. She's dating my cousin, okay, and they've been together for like four months--"

Clark: "Slow down, what are you even talking about?"

Cat Grant, suddenly walking over: "Mr.Wayne! How fantastic to run into you like this--"

Clark: "Oh no, no, Cat he's just about to leave."

Cat: "--care to comment on rumours you're expecting a child with--"

Bruce, loudly, while pointing at Clark: "I love this man."

Clark: *turning red*

Bullpen:

Cat Grant: "Well my day's getting better and better."

[onesidedradiostatic]

hell's courtroom vs heaven's courtroom

[the-alpha-doodle-dome]

oopsie !! I accidentally became obsessed with the inconsequential side character and whatever the FUCK he has going with THE RULER OF HELL ITSELF ???

[critterbitter]

Blitzle getting obliterated by a flying type is peak comedy to me, sorry guys.

BONUS:

(Masterpost)

[ditzydestiny]

The things I’d do to be held and loved like this.

[maiko-coy]

Submas before i go to the trenches we call 'final exams'

[gyroshrike]

Finally finished the thing

[rainbow-arrow]

"We've used all the shit in this box--"

yeah i've got some questions. i don't know if i want the answers so i'm not going to ask them. but they do exist.

[crazy000567]

aww what a happy couple! nothing weird going on here at all!

[stealingyourbones]

I desperately need more mentor uncle figures and mentor brother figures in DPxDC to fill the interesting relationship dynamic gap that father figures stories can't always fill are u picking up what I'm putting down. Hell, just a regular friendship relationship with absolutely 0 familial dynamic.

[bigusbossus]

idk I did this pretty quickly but yay holidays

[glitzbot]

the great battle for the unicorn floatie

some more (censored) spice under the cut:

[trashogram]

Maybe niche and appealing to just me, but imagine:

Satan is very much In Love with Reader•S/O but his love is almost innocent. He loves his S/O, sees them as beautiful and pure, the light of his infernal darkness — so it genuinely startles him when they wanna be intimate with him.

Example of a conversation between Reader and Satan on this topic ->

S/O: “Satan, I want to take this relationship to the next level.”

Satan while admiring them with a hooded and adoring gaze: “What’s that now?”

S/O, hands on their hips and chest puffed out: “I wanna fuck you.”

Satan: O _ O

“I beg your finest pardon?!”

[starleavess]

what if the world was made of pudding