#Bordon

[thatoneconfusedartist]

Plasma ball? :]

she's so pretty i love pb.............. zap would kill me

[selfshippinglover]

((Can you tell I gave up jgjtejte ))

Cici holding their camera: He wanted to order

Jack: So that's why your face was red when you came in today.

Ci: JAAAACK!! D:<

Lemon: XD

(( Lemon belongs to @sunshine-biter ))

Felix is such a scaredy cat jfgjfg

He would SO MAKE ONE OF THISE CHEESY OLD CARTOON FACES❤❤❤❤

Yancy: "You'se okay?"

[thatoneconfusedcitrus]

Happy birthday!!!

THANKA YOUUUU BORDON!!!!!!!!!! MAULS

[golfoffers]

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[selfshippinglover]

EEE CUTE CUTE CUUUTE LOOK EVERYONE LOOK AT THEEEM! THE FACES ANSD THE POSE? HOTLAND COLORS? EVERYTHING IS SOOO PLEASING TO THE EYE! I LADOOORE THE TEXTUURE <333 Fun fact, this happens a lot when they train together haha WHOOOPS <333

Commission for @selfshippinglover !!! This was fun to draw thank you!!!

[peoplematchingartworks]

[history-of-fashion]

ab. 1540 Paris Bordone - Two Chessplayers

(Gemäldegalerie, Berlin)

[granstromjulius]

Paris Bordone

[lambjurk]

more patriot doodles bc they are all i can think about @rtbyg

[lyledebeast]

@renfielddearisback 's tags on this post got me thinking again about Tavington's interview with the wounded British soldier and how the filming script seems to undercut Tavington's "kindness" in a way that makes scare quotes necessary!

I rewatched the scene this morning, and one thing that struck me is how practical Tavington's approach is. If the man speaking to a wounded enlisted man was Martin or General O'Hara, we probably wouldn't think he was being particularly kind. He starts off trying to sooth the private, telling him in a gentle voice to "calm down, man" and "take your time." But once he uncovers the threat this story of a "ghost" holds, he seems to forget the young man is there. He doesn't thank him; he doesn't inquire about his injuries. It's just, "Bordon, form a patrol. Let's see if we can stop this 'ghost' before word of his exploits spreads." He only appears sweet to this private in the context of his being a salty cunt to absolutely everyone else in every other scene.

I have to wonder if Bordon's pointless interjection, attempting to answer questions about the attack posed to a man who was actually there, doesn't represent some creative tension. On one side, we have Jason Isaacs portraying Tavington as a nuanced human in spite of the script, and on the other we have filmmakers with so little faith in the audience's ability to interpret and comprehend that they put the Green Dragoons in red coats to make sure we know they're British. When Tavington wants colonials to be paralyzed with fear of him, it's because that serves his interests. It does not serve his interests for this soldier to be paralyzed with fear of him. The man is no good to him if he's not being honest, and Tavington knows enough about human nature to understand that he needs to be comfortable for that to happen. Bordon's interruption is doing no one any good, and an officer with a far more sanguine disposition than Tavington would likely have raised his hackles at it. Bordon baits Tavington into snapping because God forbid we have one single scene in the whole film that doesn't underline Tavington's villainy in bright red ink.

As nonsensical as it is, this scene is consistent with the logic of film's idea of good vs evil. The scene with Tavington soothing an injured British private immediately follows Marting brutally butchering one. Martin has numerous scenes of tenderness with his children as well, which serve simultaneously to make the violence of that scene more shocking and easier to forget. That's not a representation of who he really is, like his scenes with his children.

It's a poisonous logic that frames human evil as so all-encompassing that anyone capable of kind or considerate actions is well outside of it. The same kind of logic was on display when one of my relatives extolled the virtues of Donald Trump, citing his care for his own children around the same time his border policies saw migrant children separated from their parents and treated like prison inmates. Everyone is capable of being normal sometimes. Everyone is capable of consideration for people who matter to them. Affection and heartless destruction can come from the same place. Humans are complicated.

[thesixthlisbonsisters]

give me forty billion kip kinkel + brenda ann spencer blinkies immediately

[thatoneconfusedartist]

Mp3 player

GOD THIS GUY WAS FUN TO DRAW THANK YOU FOR THE SUGGESTION

[selfshippinglover]

13 and 15? For the self ship questions, whoever you want

THANK YOU BOOORDS WAHH RICK LOVING TIME AGAIN <333

13.) What’s something really embarrassing that happened between you? Has it become a funny story you tell to friends now or is it a deep secret you’re both taking to the grave?

it has to be one of those things that we take to the grave cause if it ever gets out between the two of us, he'll kill me khgskghds (sorry ya'll it really hurts his feelings tho TuT)

15.) Have you met each others’ friends and families? How did things go? Do you all get along pretty well or just tolerate each other? Or are any of you on bad terms for any reason? If you haven’t met them though, is there any reason why?

~So Rick can get along with my friends he'll just also be a little shit about it the entire time...but he'll even talk to me about them afterwards and bring them up occasionally! It's so endearing :) (For my bros the feeling isn't always mutual but they're willing to try for me :,))

~I've met a few of Ricks friends, the entire Smith family, and anyone that he'll actually let me tbh. No matter what I try to keep things on good terms for everyone's sake but there's always gonna be an exception or two.

Birdperson/BP: We first met at one of the many certified Ricktm parties. Despite me usual anxiety with meeting new people, his straightforward and casual tone made it easier to talk with and get to know him! I consider him a good friend myself and know he feels the same :D

Squanchy: (Just fyi we still don't have a lot of info on Squanchy as a character so I'm taking liberties jdkggbsjdk) Another one of Rick's besties that I ended up meeting at the same party as BP, he's a little bit much in the dick joke department sometimes but no one can deny that man's squanch! I hope to get to know him better in time but I'd say we hit it off well enough :)

Nimbus: Though he's a generally known as the "horny ocean guy" he's really nice too! We met on one of Rick and Morty's seas vs land battles with him. Though I was fighting on Rick's side at the time, he was polite(if not a liiittle flirty at first) and clearly has a moral code which is really surprising! All in all, I know he'll have my and Ricks backs so I trust him ^w^,,

Krombobulus Micheal: I know Rick doesn't exactly consider him a friend but Micheal feels that Rick is and I can't help but find that kind of sweet, ya know? Though of course I ended up meeting him via his uh, line of work...

(Tagline on the back of his card)

He's still a real nice guy despite his total lack of moral or ethics! He's also a bit unhinged and loves killing more than existing so I count myself lucky that he associates me with rick. That way he probably won't kill me if shit happens to come up.....

Beth & Space Beth: Sooo there's obviously a whole lot going on over there with these two and uhh, they're a bit annoyed or maybe weirded out?(I'm having a hard time figuring it out tbh) but we still get along! She's clearly not a fan of the age gap but ya know....we're doing our best. Plus I go out of my way to not be romantic much in front of the family.

Jerry: Though I like to hop on the train of beating Jerry up like everyone else in the family, i like his genuine communication and straightforwardness about his wants and needs. Though Jerry still has a lot of growing to do we pretty much friends :)

Summer & Morty: I consider them my kids but also kinda like friends too? Like, I'm naturally very protective of and look out for both of them but also we all can just hang out together and chill! ^-^ Though I've spent a bit more time with Morty than Summer since she's not on adventures as much(and she intimidates me) I'm sure to keep her updated and chat when I'm at the house :)

[art-allegory]

Allegory of Vanity

Date: Paris Bordone (Italian, 1500-1571

Style: Renaissance

Date: 16th Century

Collection: Private Collection

[everdeenxmellark]

“sometimes i think i feel more at home

outside the earth's atmosphere”

- dinah, asteroid city

[selfshippinglover]

HEEHEEHEE EVERYBODY LOOOOK AT HOW PRETTY THEY ARREEE <333333

Icon coms!!! Bunny is for @selfshippinglover and the other is for @naughty-nook

Thanks for the support you two!!