#Bob normie

[northlight14]

Roleslaying with Roman ship names:

Roman and Youngblood:

Youngman

Royo

Youngblood and Noise:

Noyo

Fiery Melody

Roman and Noise:

Rono

Crimson music

Roman, Youngblood and Noise:

Royono

Blood red song

Galaxy polycule

Noise and ????/Mike Ro’phone:

Noise????

Criss and Cross:

Bonefriends

Henderson and Fast Timmy:

Bluebeary

Brittney and Flow:

Sunset circus

Bob Normie and Djembe

Pennydrum

[pumpkin-padparadscha]

“What is that.  What are you doing?  Those two side characters have less than ten minutes of screen time and have never spoken to one another before.  Why are you- Stop that.”

First of all.  Shut up.  Second of all.  Here is my list, lifted directly from my rant on discord, of reasons why Bob Normie x Djembe (aka pennydrum) is a superior ship.

djembe would treat him right.

bob would understand djembe's struggles with his job 

they are both puppets under an unfair regime, one of them starved for human kindness and the other one sneaking kindness to everyone he can manage to lend a hand to

they could hold hands and talk about the dreams theyd have if the world were wider, freer, less cruel

djembe could take the patrols by bob's job because bob isnt allowed to leave his post but maybe he could have someone to talk to.  maybe these two could sneak a little friendship into their strictly regimented time

think about their height difference

djembe's gentle smile contrasted with the exhaustion bob cant quite hide.

they could meet for the first time as the world is falling apart to the amaglam, and rebuild their lives each one friend richer.

bob could be the one to comfort djembe after the fairy ordeal so that djembe is being reached out to and supported for once!!! djembe just had the worst shift of his career, who better to understand him than a man who's faced nothing but bad days?

djembe who's kind nature had him picking up every shift that was at a loose end, never patrolling the same place twice, or more often than not as a gate greeter welcoming stranger after stranger. djembe who after being kidnapped by fairies realizes without consistent people in his life no one would have even noticed him being replaced djembe who meets and makes friends with bob normie, and who clings to the new routine of seeing him every day because now if he got stolen away, even if bob couldnt do anything someone would notice him missing.  someone would remember him as more than just a welcoming committee.  he finally knows someone, and has someone who knows him as more than just one face among many, utterly replaceable

djembe never laughing when bob struggles through doors or trips and falls.  djembe never calling "heads” or “tails" when bob lands flat.  kind, warm djembe offering him a hand up

In conclusion: pennydrum ! ! !

[bbygirl-aemond]

otto: alright aegon you're the new king aegon: my crotch is itchy aemond in the background: ewwwwwww otto: okay? are you telling me as my grandson or as my king? aegon: um... as- otto: because my king would never tell me that aegon: oh otto: also, my grandson should probably not say anything like that to me. tell her. tell your mom. aegon, to alicent: my crotch is itchy alicent, immediately: come here, let me see

[lelianasbong]

dislike 90% of sera hair mods. she cuts her hair with a dull knife when it starts getting in her eyes WHY does anyone think she has the time, money, or inclination to get a goddamn blowout 🙄

[br1ghtestlight]

this is very funny to me bcuz bob's burgers is seen as like the natural predecessor to king of the hill and god I WISH they were cool enough in 2024 to do an episode where one of the kids becomes a gay subculture furry. that would be so iconic?? can you imagine?

[maretriarch]

halloween is good because you get to see real life gijinkas

[meowburgerz]

what the hell. get petpat

[pulchrasilva]

"We- we're friends?" "it's been years since someone's spoken to me like that" "how long have I been subject to the rich? I cant remember" he is so sad and pathetic someone get him OUT OF THERE people don't even know he has a real name!!!

[ax3-e0ns]

Just had a random thought & wanted to know the fandom's take on this.

[kalashtars]

i have to say it's some sort of intense irony that my top 5 songs exactly are all fall out boy songs from so much (for) stardust, but the next like 7 songs are not fall out boy songs at all. just steps away from seeming less absolutely obsessed

[the-noisiest-pumpkin]

what i think the rswr characters’ favourite functions would be

this post is catered to me and me specifically

roman: sin function

youngblood: cos function

noise: quadratic function (the best one <3)

flow: square root function

britney: absolute value function

djembe: quadratic function

snoot: step function ( “because he’s short?” -my partner hermes upon hearing this)

bob normie (mr. money): exponential function

ryker: exponential function

aunt patty: quadratic function

mike ro’phone: has never heard of functions in their life, picks a different one every time he’s asked

burgundy red: quadratic function

dorian: exponential function

ten penny samuel: doesn’t have a favourite

fast timmy: says his favourite is the tan function (the worst one >:( ) to annoy everyone else, but their favourite is actually the absolute value function

henderson: child. blissfully ignorant of the existence of functions.

melle: square root function

criss: absolute value

cross: rational function

the b*rd k*ng: tan function. the worst one. everyone boo the bard king

[aj-theteenagecondition]

This is a hate post for my tall blonde friend who declined to cosplay as the femme bob woodward to my carl berstein. I blame her boyfriend who is limiting our potential for vaguely homosexual behavior.

[harmonicabisexuals]

bravely i think the timothee bob voice is actually pretty good

[jonathanbyersphd]

Love that Bob tells Joyce to tell Jonathan not to pick anything scary because he hates scary movies but we know that Jonathan's favorite movie is the evil dead

[boringkate]

Here’s a bunch of junk for you trans girls to watch

Update: there used to be a link to a mega folder here, but it got taken down.

///TGIRL FEATURE FILMS (alphabetical order)

Adam (2019) it's about a cis boy who's mistaken for a trans boy and rolls with it. Big cast of trans characters including a tgirl played by a tgirl who everyone wants to fuck. Directed by a trans dude. Highly legit. If you're still hung up on pre release speculation based on the novel then you're the most annoying person alive.

Assassination Nation (2018) The first half is Euphoria and the second half is The Purge. ONE OF THE BEST TGIRL MOVIES OF ALL TIME.

Bit (2019) Lesbian girl power vampire movie where the main character is a tgirl played by a tgirl. It's solid. I find it frustrating that they hint at her being trans without explicitly acknowledging it (and she's passing as fuck, so it's easy to not notice), but I know that's what some of y'all want.

Boy Meets Girl (2014) Cis dude for trans girl love story. Pretty normie, but also you see her fully naked (gock out) at the end.

Funeral Parade of Roses (1969) Extremely 60s. Cool as hell.

Lady Daddy (2010) South Korean romcom about a trans girl played by a cis girl who tries unconvincingly to back pass when she finds out she has a kid. Very cute.

Lingua Franca (2019) written directed and starring Isabel Sandoval. An undocumented trans woman immigrant in New York deals with a cis dude partner being a cis dude. Which is also the plot of The Garden Left Behind (2019).

Myra Breckinridge (1970) Raquel Welch is a trans woman and her goal is the destruction of the last vestigial traces of traditional manhood! It's Fight Club! It's Hackers! It's divisive, but it's probably my favorite movie!

So Pretty (2019) Literally the first scripted feature length (non pornographic tho it does have cock) film to feature two trans women played by trans women kissing eachother.

Something Must Break (2014) THE OTHER BEST TGIRL MOVIE OF ALL TIME. Drugs. Crimes. Gock. Slow motion pissing. Slow motion park Fucking. Genuinely the most beautiful sex scene I've seen in any movie. And she makes it to the end still alive and more sure of herself and at peace than ever.

Tangerine (2015) Groundbreaking and also a bunch of the secondary characters are real life pornstars (which I think is neat).

The Garden Left Behind (2019) This and Lingua Franca (2019) really are tgirl twin films, but (like with Antz and A Bug’s Life) the vibes and details make them distinct (I assume tho tbh I’ve never watched Antz).

///TGIRL DOCUMENTARIES

Bambi (2013) about a trans girl showgirl in 50s/60s paris

Paris is Burning (1990) basically it's Pose.

Shinjuku Boys (1995) Trans dudes working in a tokyo club that caters to tboy chasing cis girls. There's at least one trans girl in the mix too.

///FORCED FEMINIZATION

A Reflection of Fear (1972) They raised her as a girl and it made her do murders! It drags in places, but the girl in it is so ethereal and it has ageplay vibes and daddy issues.

Memory Run (1996) A very fun direct to video scifi action flick about fighting fascism by blowing up your pre transition self with a rocket launcher + it's based on a novel written by a trans woman.

She-Man A Story of Fixation (1967) Notable for being such a cliche sissy maid fantasy while also coming out so early + it was Bob Clark's first film lol.

Sleepaway Camp (1983) A more famous version of Reflection of Fear.

Surrender Dorothy (1998) A MUST WATCH. I personally bought a physical DVD and made an ISO of it for you because I was unsatisfied with the quality of the only copy that seemed to exist online. I ALSO PERSONALLY CREATED MY OWN SUBTITLES FOR IT BECAUSE EVEN THE DVD DIDN’T INCLUDE ANY! WHICH TOOK HOURS TO DO!

The Skin I Live In (2011) A rapist is kidnapped and turned into a girl by a mournful vengeful plastic surgeon. Which was also the plot of Victim (2010). I never really vibe with Pedro Almodóvar movies, but I recognize this is the preeminent forced feminization film.

///SHORT FILMS

Gender Troublemakers (1993) Some 90s Toronto trans girls fucking and discoursing. Explicit tgirl on tgirl action. This is the only one on the list that I haven’t actually watched yet. I’m hyped to watch it tho. Seems mindblowingly rad af.

Happy Birthday Marsha (2018) It's about Marsha P. Johnson.

I don't Know (1971) I'm obsessed with the trans girl in this one she just keeps popping up in all kinds of early 70s stuff. Directed by Penelope Spheeris (who is the sister of the cis gf in it).

Mesmeralda (2019) AN ABSOLUTE BANGER HOLY FUCK THE VIBES ARE OFF THE CHARTS! PLS WATCH THIS! I refuse to apologize for it being 15GB. It’s worth every byte.

Pat Rocco's Changes (1970) It's that same girl again!

Queens at Heart (1967) I can't get over that hairdresser girl thinking she's back passing. Most adorably weak boymode ever.

Shangri-La (2021) Another Isabel Sandoval joint.

The Yellow Wallpaper (2021) Freshly post op girl with a supportive boyfriend goes unhinged.

Undress Me (2012) Jana Bringlöv Ekspong did a few short films. Give janabringlove a google after watching this.

///JUST LIKE BTW

Some of these would be tough to find elsewhere, but most of the movies are also watchable on fmovies and/or can be torrented in higher quality.

After you've worked your way through the folder then just start doing Google searches for trans films. Look at IMDB keywords and letterboxd lists. There are so many more out there. These are just like my personal picks.

[br1ghtestlight]

now im just thinking about SHE PEELS THEM LIKE FRUIT ROLL UPS again