#Blackarachnia and Pharma

[xxdoctor-djdxx]

💋

[shotimus]

Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Transformers Animated (2007) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Starscream & Original Seeker Character(s) (Transformers), Starscream & Original Character Characters: Starscream (Transformers), Megatron (Transformers), Lugnut (Transformers), Blitzwing (Transformers), Blackarachnia (Transformers), Nightshroud (OC), Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Original Cybertronian Character(s), Original Seeker Character(s) (Transformers), Shockwave (Transformers), Pharma (Transformers), Sentinel Prime (Transformers) Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Found Family, Prisoner of War, stasis cuffs, Mouth Clamp, Restraints, Body Dysphoria, mild body horror, No Romance, Father-Daughter Relationship, Mind probing, Interrogation, robot gore Series: Part 1 of The Best Family Is The One You Find Summary:

Set before the flashback events of Autoboot Camp, a young Autobot by the name of Nightshroud flees Cybertron after attempting to have her alt-mode changed and a bad run in with the Elite Guard. While on the run she is picked up by the Decepticons aboard the Nemesis who waste no time in capturing her in an effort to gain Autobot secrets. However, one chance meeting with a certain treacherous second in command allows Nightshroud to have a chance to join the Decepticon ranks. Will she find a place where she belongs and prove she is not an Autobot spy, or will she find herself at the end of Megatron's ire?

[blackwldcw]

@xxdoctor-djdxx

“when i’m with you the line between ‘friends’ and ‘lovers’ blurs and i don’t care which side i end up on as long as you’ll have me.”

— – – “jackie.” 3:00 am. L.W (via inkwhelmed)

[yayasvalveplay]

Ok

Everyone just tells what they are thinking, but i want to know what YOU ARE Thinking about my question.

The question :

Which pairs of characters have the best cuddles?

C'mon dude

Give me your favorite ships

Give me your cuties

Cywhirlgate: That pair is comprised of touch starved idiots that they just lean into each other whenever they have the chance too.

I think any medic could also be a good cuddle partner. Firstaid(Vortex), Blades(heatwave), Ratchet(Drift, rodimus), Pharma(surprisingly)(I've seen him being shipped with Tarn, but i also give you Ambulon).

Jazz would also be a really good cuddlier, curling around Prowl like a cat.

Blackarachnia: Only because she is my wife she gets an automatic best cuddlier in my books.

Swerve: Also touched starved. Put him with Blurr and Shockwave, he can cuddle the tits alongside Blurr.

[sonicasura]

FTSIM: Cybertron

Remember the little post I did about Immigration from Functionalist Cybertron. Well, here's a list of potential characters who probably or definitely leave. And yes the acronym is 'Fuck This Shit I'm Out'. Will contain characters from different iterations.

Sunder and Sceptre. Reason being the latter is worried about his brother's mental health. Fake death as cover to leave. Sunder was close to mentally breaking but is slowly recovering.

Whirl and Rung. Fled during a Empurata with only his right servo. (Mix between reluctance, incompetence and sadism.) Hitched a ride with Rung who chose to leave after the forced 'improvement'. Both run a clock making/therapy business.

Pharma. Refused to work near Delphi knowing the danger there. Already had a plan to leave with false death as a cover. Medic for any immigrants he encounters.

Outliers. Sent off by Senator Shockwave for their safety as it became clear Cybertron was no longer safe. Decepticon Justice Division never been founded and post Empurata Shockwave is viewed with mourningful sorrow.

TFA Optimus Prime. Self exile after Sentinel's betrayal and gone back for Elita-1/Blackarachnia. Both are neutral as Optimus seeks to care for his companion. Later teams up with TFA Prowl who went into self exile to get back the stolen protoforms.

Starscream. Convinced by Thundercracker and Skywarp to leave with them. Brings Skyfire/Jetfire too. Listed as missing on Cybertron in actuality is doing some studies of other planets.

Soundwave and Cassettes. Left alongside the other outliers for a better safer life. Helps all Cybertronian immigrants keep in contact no matter the distance.

Astrotrain. Got sick of terrible treat and decide to leave not only leave but help other immigrants follow suit. Petty thorn to Functionalism with a cityspeaker ally serve as a station for temporary housing.

TFP Knockout and Breakdown. Left because of poor treatment. Runs a racetrack that has more profitable business than Velicitron. Hired Swindle and Hardstop who further helps them profit to spite Cybertron even further.

And that's all I have. If anyone got any suggestions then those will be added to the list. Until next time folks, transform and roll out!

[transformers-villain-tournament]

The final bracket lineup has been decided! There are 64 Transformers villains on the list that'll be fighting for 1st place!

Actual Polls will be tagged with #polls so you can find them easier

Transcript and notes under the cut (as well as the versions of the characters– It's why there are multiple Galvatrons listed, for example)

Notes:

▪︎ This won't be about voting for who you think would win in a fight. It's about who your favorite villains are

▪︎ The specific versions of characters will be made clear in the actual polls (and on the transcript here). If it's not specified, they just represent all versions of them

▪︎ We also allowed some characters to be submitted as duos since there are few of them

Side 1

Match 1: Rampage (Beast Wars) VS. Obsidian & Strika (Beast Machines)

Match 2: Fangry (IDW 2005) VS. Vigilem (IDW 2005)

Match 3: Soundwave (TFP) VS. Lord Imperious Delirious (Beast Wars Uprising)

Match 4: Cryotek (Beast Era) VS. Shadow Striker

Match 5: King Sombra (MLP) VS. Jetstorm (Beast Machines)

Match 6: Tarantulas (Beast Wars) VS. Scorponok (IDW 2005)

Match 7: Vampire (Beast Wars Uprising) VS. Circuit Breaker

Match 8: Skold (Beast Wars) VS. Skywarp (IDW 2019)

Match 9: Thunderwing VS. Megaempress

Match 10: Flamewar VS. Trypticon

Match 11: Overlord VS. Ser-Ket

Match 12: Galvatron II (Marvel G1) VS. Slipstream

Match 13: Straxus VS. Megatron (Beast Machines)

Match 14: Nightbird VS. Lockdown (TFA)

Match 15: Airachnid VS. Goryū

Match 16: Heretech (IDW 2019) VS. Bludgeon (Marvel G1)

Side 2

Match 17: Antagony VS. Leozack

Match 18: Spinister (Marvel G1) VS. Exarchon

Match 19: Deathsaurus (Victory) VS. Shatter & Dropkick

Match 20: Scourge (ROTB) VS. Unicron

Match 21: Steeljaw (RID) VS. Bludgeon (IDW 2005)

Match 22: Galvatron II (Japanese G1) VS. Megatron (Cyberverse)

Match 23: Flame (Marvel G1) VS. Sunstorm

Match 24: Death's Head VS. Cyclonus

Match 25: Scorponok (Marvel G1) VS. Megastorm

Match 26: Clobber & Lockdown (Cyberverse) VS. Starscream & BB (Beast Wars II)

Match 27: Swindle VS. Trickdiamond

Match 28: Pharma VS. Galvatron

Match 29: Quintessons VS. Blackarachnia

Match 30: Soundblaster VS. Sky-Byte

Match 31: Tankor (Beast Machines) VS. Zarak

Match 32: Shockwave VS. Megatron (Beast Wars)

[barb8tos]

SO MANY BLORBOS

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[a-fresh-start-au]

Time to make an introduction now that the others found out I made this.

Hi! My name is Springer, I’m a warrior in the autobot ranks! I’m the youngest here but that’s bound to change eventually!

The other autobots consist of our leader, Optimus Prime, his second in command, Ironhide, our medic, First Aid, our scientists Brainstorm and Shockwave, and the others which consists of: Nautica, Bulkhead, Blaster and his cassettes, Skids, Sunstreaker, the other protectobots, Pipes, Evac, Beachcomber, Chromedome, Grimlock, Paddles, Slash, Scorn and High Tide!

We defend the planet earth against the evil decepticon leader Megatron and the rest of his team, he no longer has a second in command but he doesn’t deserve one!! The others in his ranks are the medics Nickel and Flatline, his scientist Tarantulas (hate him), Ion Storm, Acid Storm, Deadlock, Counterpunch, Octane, the Combaticons, Lugnut, Lockdown, Overlord, Nightbird, Scorponok, Bitstream, Hotlink, Sunstorm, Pandora & Paradoxa, Barricade, Reflector, Blitzwing and Sideways.

But we’re not the only ones in this galaxy! There’s a group of bots known as the Free Birds who go around and remain neutral. They’re bots from both sides that chose to stop fighting and wanted a calmer life. They’re lead by former autobot Thunderclash and their ranks consist of Pharma, Kup, Sandstorm, Dead End, Astrotrain, Soundwave, Rumble, Howlback, Buzzsaw, Hot Rod, Swerve, Red Alert, Inferno, Skyfire and Starscream!

Lastly, there’s this group of female cybertronians that go out and help any bot in need. They’re called Solus’s Daughters, they’re lead by Optimus’s girlfriend Elita-1, and the other femmes there are Windblade, Velocity, Chela, Shadow Striker, Chromia, BlackArachnia, Firestar, Crasher, Clobber, Slipstream and Strika.

Basic rules for this blog.

1. Mod ( @krattgirl124 ) is 21 but would prefer to keep things PG13 at most.

2. Questions are very much encouraged! This AU is a unique one and we would love to answer all questions!

3. Be respectful, freedom is the right of all sentient beings but that’s no excuse to be an ass about anything.

4. There are some odd ships in this AU, if it’s not your cup of tea that’s okay.

5. If an ask is sent that I’m uncomfortable with I will be deleting it instantly.

6. This is a fun roleplay blog not meant to be taken seriously.

More rules may develop as this blog goes on.

[micah-pl]

✨💛 THE MATCHUPS FOR MPBT (MOST PUNCHABLE BOT TOURNAMENT) 💛✨

K1-B0 (Danganronpa) vs Those weird dog things (Boston Dynamics)

Pharma vs Overlord vs Sunder (MTMTE)

C3P0 (Star Wars) vs Baymax (BH6)

Wheatley (Portal 2) vs Mettaton (Undertale)

Serial designation N (Murder Drones) vs Pornbots (Tumblr)

Serial designation J (Murder Drones) vs MTMTE Rodimus

Serial designation V vs Regis from World Flipper

MTMTE Tarn vs TFP Megatron

MTMTE Thunderclash vs TMNT 2012 Donbot

Monokuma (Danganronpa) vs Lil Hal (Homestuck)

MTMTE Getaway vs Earthspark Shockwave

TFP Megatron vs MTMTE Tyrest

Dr Kahl’s Robot (Cuphead) vs MTMTE Whirl

TFA Starscream vs IDW Swindle

Atlas (Astro Boy 1980) vs Isaac (The Orville)

TFP Smokescreen vs BW Megatron

The three mechanical bosses (Terraria) vs Ruin Guards (Genshin Impact)

IDW Prowl vs Unicron

Lord Imperious Delirious (Beast Wars Uprising) vs HK-47 (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic video game)

The Great Spirit Robot (Bionicle) vs Metroplex

RID15 Drift vs Cyberverse Soundwave

G1 Galvatron vs G1 Sunstreaker

TFA Blackarachnia vs MTMTE Tailgate

IDW Zeta Prime vs H2G2 Marvin

stray (the game) vs Ratchet from Robots (2005)

cl4p tp (borderlands) vs Doctor Nefarious (Ratchet and Clank)

King Andrias (Amphibia) vs Pitching Machine (Blaseball)

Video killed the radio star coach (just dance 3) vs Atomic Robo

dot matrix (spaceballs 1987) vs TFA Ultra Magnus

TFA Sentinel Prime vs Motormaster

Terminator (Terminator) vs IDW 2019 Megatron

IDW Deadlock vs Shitbot (Dreamfall Chapters)

HOPE Y'ALL WILL HAVE FUN AND STAY TUNED BC THE POLLS WILL APPEAR TOMMOROW ✨💛✨💛

[pits-of-kaos]

Round Two is ready!

Follow the tournament’s progress HERE.

Results Spreadsheet (if the above site is down)

A reminder: Pictures are irrelevant except when a continuity is specified beside a name.

The fastest way to vote on all of the matches is to click the ‘pok: waterlogged cats’ tag on this post and go through them from there. If you're just looking for specific matches, carry on. This post is for you.

Starscream vs. Jetfire (IDW) ✧ Blitzwing vs. Hook

Whirl (IDW) vs. Waspinator (Beast Wars) ✧ Arcee (IDW) vs. Senator Shockwave (IDW)

Prowl (IDW) vs. Chromedome ✧ Ravage (IDW) vs. Rampage

Tarantulas vs. Bumblebee (IDW) ✧ Grimlock (IDW) vs. Sentinel Prime

Tarn vs. Predaking ✧ Astrotrain vs. Knockout

Helex vs. Snarl ✧ Sideswipe (IDW) vs. Soundblaster

Overlord vs. Scavenger ✧ Cyclonus vs. Breakdown

Vos vs. Smokescreen (IDW) ✧ Sunstreaker (IDW) vs. Dead End

Megatron vs. Bluestreak (IDW) ✧ Blackarachnia vs. Tyrest

Springer vs. Swoop ✧ Rattrap vs. Kup

Soundwave vs. Chromia ✧ Brainstorm vs. Tracks

Impactor vs. Deathsaurus ✧ Jazz vs. Star Saber (IDW)

Drift vs. Blast Off (IDW) ✧ Lockdown vs. Nightbird

Tesarus vs. Steeljaw ✧ Mixmaster vs. Ironhide

Pharma vs. Scourge ✧ Rodimus Prime (IDW) vs. Shadow Striker

Kaon vs. Wheeljack ✧ Galvatron vs. Dreadwing

[battlexworned]

A groan escaped his intake as his systems began to initiate; optics blinked once or twice. Such a heavy, jarring sensation he’s feeling around his processor and frame- the common effects of a hangover. Ironhide looked around and examined in what type of predicament he was. Turns out, he was a bit poorly tucked under his berth’s sheets. That could mean one thing: Poor Ignite must’ve seen him passed out, now the mech feels bad for letting them see him in such a state; Primus, what was he thinking? How long was he out for anyway?

12 hours.

Pits below… he sure took his sweet time to recover. If only the aftermath didn’t feel this horrid. At his side, there was the data pad, that seemed to be on after all these hours- now on a low battery. He didn’t use that data pad th— Oh no.

“ no no no no no “

Ironhide muttered pleas under his breath, digits tapped and swiped desperately to see what kind of damage he caused while he was intoxicated. He messaged a good portion of his contact list??

“ oh dear Primus please no who did I— “

He scrolled for a solid minute, checking every contact.

Blackarachnia- ok that wasn’t bad, the two were together after all. Kup- not that bad either but man what was he thinking with that line? The more he scrolled, the worse the contacts were.

“ Oh no, Cherr— what is she thinkin’ now?? An unknown number oh frag— Trailbreaker? Since when did I got this kid’s number? Oh I probably stroked Rodimus’ ego huh? Pharma too??? I EVEN MESSAGED OPTIMUS?! “

After such shock, the mech dropped his data, covered his face plates with both servos and just- buried himself under the sheets. A long, embarrassed whine escaped him.

“ I’m such a whore… “

Ironhide prefers to stay in his dorm for an entire week, Merak will take care of things back in the agency.

[idlepollingofcybertron]

Could you possibly make a list of who's all currently been nominated for the poll?

I'm still working on getting them collected on a GoogleDoc to make it easier for me to sort through. Here's the current list though!

Sunstreaker (General)

Orion Pax (General)

Thundercracker (G1, G1 IDW1/IDW2)

Hook (G1)

Optimus Prime (TFA)

Transmetal Tarantulas (BW)

Optimus Prime (TFP)

Rodimus Prime (IDW1)

Arcee (General)

Elita-1 (General)

Soundwave (Earthspark)

Knock Out (TFP)

Blurr (IDW1/05)

Tarn (IDW1)

Soundwave (IDW1)

Prowl (IDW2)

Soundwave (TFP)

Shockwave (TFP)

Perceptor (IDW1)

Drift (IDW1)

Windblade (IDW1)

Nautica (IDW1)

Megatron (Specifically MTMTE/LL Run)

Bumblebee (Earthspark)

Cyclonus (IDW1)

Springer (IDW1)

Overlord (IDW1)

Fortress Maximus (IDW1)

Airachnid (TFP)

Ratchet (TFP)

Ratchet (IDW1)

Dreadwing (TFP)

Predaking (TFP)

Shockwave (Bumblebee Movie)

Bumblebee (General)

Depthcharge (BW)

Dinobot (BW)

Megatron (Earthspark)

Chromia (IDW1)

Sunstorm

Soundwave (G1)

Megatron (IDW2)

Necrobot/Censere (IDW1)

Cheetor (General)

Tarantulas (Comics)

Pharma (IDW1)

Rattrap (BW)

Starscream (G1)

Thunderblast (Cybertron)

Blackarachnia (General)

Scylla (General)

Scourge (RiD)

Metalhawk (Masterforce)

Big Convoy

Shockblast (Energon)

BB (This man canonically gets to fuck Starscream and you don't.)

Optimus Prime (Cybertron)

Ratchet (TFA)

Starscream (TFP)

Hot Shot (Armada)

Tarantulas (Earthspark)

Optimus Prime (Bayverse)

Lockdown (Bayverse)

[shotimus]

Chapters: 5/7 Fandom: Transformers Animated (2007) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Starscream & Original Seeker Character(s) (Transformers), Starscream & Original Character Characters: Starscream (Transformers), Megatron (Transformers), Lugnut (Transformers), Blitzwing (Transformers), Blackarachnia (Transformers), Nightshroud (OC), Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Original Cybertronian Character(s), Original Seeker Character(s) (Transformers), Shockwave (Transformers), Pharma (Transformers), Sentinel Prime (Transformers) Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Found Family, Prisoner of War, stasis cuffs, Mouth Clamp, Restraints, Body Dysphoria, mild body horror, No Romance, Father-Daughter Relationship, Mind probing, Interrogation, robot gore Series: Part 1 of The Best Family Is The One You Find Summary:

Set before the flashback events of Autoboot Camp, a young Autobot by the name of Nightshroud flees Cybertron after attempting to have her alt-mode changed and a bad run in with the Elite Guard. While on the run she is picked up by the Decepticons aboard the Nemesis who waste no time in capturing her in an effort to gain Autobot secrets. However, one chance meeting with a certain treacherous second in command allows Nightshroud to have a chance to join the Decepticon ranks. Will she find a place where she belongs and prove she is not an Autobot spy, or will she find herself at the end of Megatron's ire?

[blackwldcw]

@xxdoctor-djdxx cont. from here

Even at her young age, she shared her mother's sensitivity-- their ability to read energy. And feeling the warmth fill Pharma's EM field caused her smile to widen, revealing dimples on both cheeks. He might not be an official father figure to her (yet), but she could feel that he cared about her, and she loved that he was willing to listen to all of the new and exciting things she learned while he was away.

"Well, I asked Mama why people get sick 'n they gotted out one of their books on micrib-- microl-- microBIOLogy. They talked 'bout viruses n' bacteria 'n even lemme use their fancy mico-scope!"

She grasped her hands in front of her, scarlet eyes sparkling. "We did a lab together. She let me use some antigen 'n I got to fix the bactim-bacteremia in the clear square! All by myself!"

Blackarachnia's educational supplements were obviously advanced, but Mira was bright and curious, just like her mother. She was fascinated with how things worked and always burned with questions; at the rate she was going, she'd far surpass her Cybertronian schoolmates if she entered an academy for the newly-forged.

[xxdoctor-djdxx]

𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄'𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐓

Tagged by @staticsqueaks

Name:Pharma of Vos

Gender: None; Male presenting

Age: unknown (will have to get back to you on this but bitch is old)

Species: Cybertronian

Zodiac: aquarius / aries / cancer / capricorn / gemini / leo / libra / pisces / sagittarius / scorpio / taurus / virgo / unknown

Abilities / Talents: Pharma's talents lie within the medical field, quipped with encyclopedic knowledge ( meaning this can be extremely good or bad depending on what side of the coin you're on.) He has also been dabbling in treating other lifeforms...

Alignment: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true (I think?)

Religion: Agnostic Atechnogenesis

Sins: envy / greed / gluttony / lust / pride / sloth / wrath

Virtues: charity / chastity / diligence / humility / justice / kindness / patience

Family: unknown

Friends: Pharma doesn't exactly consider much of anyone a friend these days, but he does have his pickings depending on circumstances and yada yada . Some of those pickings have been: Blackarachnia, Nickel, Vos and possibly even Trepan.

Sexual Orientation: heterosexual / bisexual / pansexual / homosexual / demisexual / asexual / unsure / questioning / other

Relationship Status: single / dating / married / widowed / open relationship / other ( he most certainly had something going on with Ratchet once upon a time and that is something that never changes.)

Libido: sex god / very high / high / average / low / very low / non-existent

Build: twig / bony / slender/ average / athletic / curvy / chubby / obese

Eyes: brown / blue / green / black / other

Skin: pale / fair / olive / light brown/ brown / very brown / black / other

Height: under 3 foot / 3-4 foot / 4-5 foot / 5-6 foot / 6-7 foot / above 7 foot

Weight: under 100 pounds / 100-150 pounds / 150-200 pounds / 200-250 pounds / above 250 pounds

Scars: None

Facial Features: Pharma has Sharp, Keen facial features. He has: a rectangular face with a strong jawline,a narrow sharp nose and piercing icy optics.

Tattoos: Does his autobot insignia on his Chassis and red cross symbols on his wings count?

Dogs or Cats?

Birds or Hamsters?

Red or Blue?

Yellow or Green?

Black or White?

Coffee or Tea?

Ice Cream or Cake? (Neither)

Fruits or Vegetables?

Sandwich or Soup?

Magic or Melee?

Sword or Bow? ( Scalpel)

Summer or Winter?

Spring or Autumn?

The Past or The Future?

TAGGING YOU IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT ALREADY AND WANTS TO!

[neveralarchbot]

Sometimes I think about SG Pharma collecting signatures for his petition to take over cybertron :) Blackarachnia is helping by forging fake signatures and giggling. 'spike witwicky' has signed one thousand times