#Bitches Crystal

[rastronomicals]

2:20 PM EST November 18, 2023:

Emerson, Lake & Palmer - "Bitches Crystal" From the album Live In Poland (1997)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

File under: Symphonic Prog

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

the fact that Edwin lived in the early 1900s is a fantastic source of comedic potential. he's just constantly saying things that he doesn't realise are completely batshit insane, and the others are just left utterly floored.

like they're all talking and Crystal mentions she's tried cocaine once on a wild night out, and Edwin, who used to get that shit medically prescribed at the drop of a hat is like ??? okay?? hope you felt better, it always used to help me when I had a cold too :) Charles why are you laughing?

[qbtsnack]

I am feeling somewhat overwhelmed. Let’s get spun and have fun… DM for deal

[lutheban]

None of them are equivalent to eachother but you get the point

[pleading-the5th]

ok i need to find the people obsessed with puppets WHERE ARE YOU BITCHES

im talking The Muppets, Fraggle Rock, Welcome Home, My Friendly Neighborhood, etc WHERE IS THE FANDOM REVEAL YOURSELVES

[dizzybizz]

how long since the last magma dump

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

this ship dynamic makes me go absolutely feral btw

[mademoiselle-cookie]

Crystal: You’re such a dick

Edwin: I am what I eat.

Charles: *phases through the floor*

[wingheadshellhead]

TONY STARK IN HIS WEDDING SUIT — Invincible Iron Man (2022) #10

[rastronomicals]

1:36 AM EDT June 2, 2023:

Emerson, Lake & Palmer - "Bitches Crystal" From the album Tarkus (June 14, 1971)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

[classycreeps]

Classy Creeps

[nataliesscatorccio]

Shauna and the baby were probably both going to die. depending on your interpretation of the dream realm, maybe for a time Shauna did die. something brought her back, or kept her from staying there. but it wasn't Mari's "wilderness, I hope Shauna doesn't die" or Travis' well intended but useless blood magic (recall Lottie "can't this just be enough? please?" it was never enough) or even the baby's death covering the symbol on the blanket in blood. those are futile hopes and bargains. the baby was already doomed. and the wilderness doesn't trade, we know this. it chooses. someone has to die. it took Crystal and spared Shauna. Shauna thinks she's been snubbed by the group and by extension the wilderness when it takes Javi and Nat is crowned, but what she fails to see is that she was chosen first. she keeps being chosen! not to die, to live. Coach Martinez dying to put her oxygen mask on. Jackie dying to later feed her. the wilderness taking Crystal (where is her body? it belongs to the wilderness now) to get Shauna through a dangerous labor. Nat dying in her place as the queen of hearts twenty-five years later. maybe it always did like Nat best, but it killed for Shauna first. and it kept killing for her. for girls like Shauna (and for girls like the Wilderness) isn't that just the shape love makes? a knife wound.

[ther0sesared3ad]

petition for someone to create a super long dbda fanfic that we all treat as canon and base all of our fan content off of

[alltimefail]

Has anyone made one for Crystal yet? I'm looking to complete my collection

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

absolutely crazy to me that there's people who genuinely think that Crystal is the meaner one when it comes to her arguments with Edwin

at one point, my girl opened up about how she felt trapped by the demon who had violated her, and Mr Edwin Payne over here was like, "well, now you know how we feel!1!1!" in regards to the poor lass just having to tag along with them because she's got no memories, no clue who she is, and nowhere to go. be fucking for real

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

I love the anachronisms in our flag means death. Lucius could've shown up with a vape in his hand and I wouldn't have batted an eye.