#Bishova interview

[noturlondonboy]

I was given the assignment to write a short podcast script for my English class, so of course I took it as a fan fiction opportunity. Here’s some silly Bishova :DDD

Thank you so much to @random-marvel-oc and @thebleedingpearl for the question ideas.

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Intro: Welcome back to another episode everyone! This is Avengers All Around, our favorite place to sit and talk with some of Earth’s mightiest heroes! Per very popular request, we’ve brought in two special guests to talk to us today- some of the most recent additions to the team of incredible individuals that work tirelessly to keep us all safe. Please welcome Kate Bishop and Yelena Belova, aka the New Hawkeye and White Widow!

K: Hey Chuck! Thank you so much for having us, this is such a fun opportunity!

IJ: Oh, my name isn’t-

Y: Yes, Chuck, very good to be here. My Kate Bishop would not shut up about this for anything.

K: *laughs* It’s true! It’s just been so exciting to think about. What kind of questions do you have for us? Can we dive right into it?

IJ: …I- y’know what, uh, yeah! Yeah, let’s get right into it. Just real quick, I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you guys how much of an honor it is to have you on the podcast today. We’re all such big fans of you two here on Avengers All Around, and honestly, I would call myself number 1.

K: I’m so flattered, thank y-

Y: We aren’t actually Avengers, you know.

K: Well I wouldn’t say that we-

Y: Kate Bishop is the leader of the Young Avengers, yes, but they are a separate and more modernized team. I lead the Thunderbolts. Very, very different.

IJ: Right, of course! *laughs nervously* Sorry about that confusion, ladies. Let’s get to-

Y: Do not call me “lady” again, Chuck. *scoffs* Kate Bishop, honestly. Did you not vet this person before accepting the interview proposal?

K: …I actually didn’t have time to do that, no.

Y: Kate Bishop. You… cannot be serious. We’ve been over this. Many times.

K:

IJ:

IJ: Okayyyyy then… *coughs* We alright to hop into some questions with you two?

K: Oh, um- yes, absolutely! Please, let’s continue, sorry about that.

Y: Don’t start thinking I’ll forget about that lapse in judgment, Kate Bishop.

K: *clears her throat nervously* I’m sure you won't, darling. Anyway, Chuck, please, give us the first one. I’m so excited to hear what the fans want to know.

Y: I’m not.

IJ: *forces a laugh* Alright, no worries! First up, one of the most voted for questions from a popular blogging site known as Tumblr… do you two prefer to drink coffee, or tea?

Y: Tumblr? That is familiar to me. Is that familiar, Kate? You’ve mentioned such a thing, haven’t-

K: *laughs loudly* Nope, I have no idea what a Tumblr is. I’ve never-

Y: Also, I’m sorry- did you say that was one of the most voted questions for us? Coffee or Tea? Really?

IJ: Well sometimes it’s the more mundane, slice of life things-

K: Tumblr users are a different breed, babe. This makes total sense.

Y: Right, right… thank you so much, Katherine Elizabeth “I have no idea what a Tumblr is” Bishop.

K: Well-

Y: Either way, I’ve been told I look like I would enjoy a tea called Yorkshire Gold, but I prefer my coffee so black it tastes like you ground soil from the motherland straight into your cup.

IJ: Oh wow, that’s-

K: Absolutely disgusting, is what it is, Chuck. I’ve seen her shove straight beans and boiled water down her throat.

Y: Eh, it was a rushed morning. You are lucky I did not use one of my adrenaline shots that day, Kate Bishop.

K: Wait, I’m sorry- you have adrenaline shots? In the apartment?

Y:

Y: Yes.

K:

IJ: Should we move on to a different question?

K: Oh, I’m so sorry! No no no, that’s alright, uh- I love a good cinnamon and vanilla tea at bedtime, but hands down, I’ll always pick coffee if they’re both options. Yelena makes a mean latte, if you know what I mean.

IJ: What a fun fact for us to know, thank you for sharing!

Y: It’s really not that-

K: *coughs loudly* Anyway, what do you have for us next?

IJ: Right! *shuffles papers* Here’s one I think will be more up your alley, Yelena- if you two were to swap weapons, who would master the new equipment first?

K: Oh! So, if-

Y: I would.

K: Hey!

IJ: Care to explain?

Y: Simple enough- Kate Bishop uses a bow and arrow as her weapon of choice. Staple Hawkeye image, and all that. But it’s archaic and can only do so much in battle. Useless in close combat, too.

K: We literally had an entire conversation about how cool my new arrowheads were-

Y: That doesn’t change the fact that I would master a bow before you could ever learn to navigate wearing Widow Bites, or wielding my batons. It really is as simple as that, Kate Bishop.

K: *scoffs* Uncalled for.

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[writershapeholeonthedoor]

My AO3 acount

writershapeholeonthedoor

My Masterlist on Tumblr

Requests

SUPERCORP

One-Shots

Yellow Sun: Lena had never been more comfortable in her entire life

It's Cold Outside: 6 times Lena feels cold and 1 time Kara promises to keep her warm

Good Luck Kisses: There's a new trend around

You marked more than just my skin: Kara gets a tattoo and Lena is an tattoo artist

Dino gear: Kara’s main goal is to make Lena happy

You look perfect: Lena can't stop staring

I'm slowly dying (with or without you): Lena has a panic attack, Kara’s there

Old friends: Sam attends Alex's wedding.

Baby Driver: Lena doesn't know how to drive and Kara offers to teach her so she can take her license, however, driving proves to be harder than Lena thought it would be.

Drabbles

Kara declaims short poems at Lena part 1

Kara declaims short poems at Lena part 2

Supercorp at Quarantine part 1

Fanart/Gif sets drabbles (inspired by fanarts or gif sets from other people)

Wives spending a cozy night at home

Only bought this dress so you could take it off

Kara explaining her tattoos

Lena’s Birthday

BISHOVA

Slumber Party: Yelena wants to have a slumber party tonight.

That is not cutlery: Yelena keeps coming back and Kate just might end up wanting her to stay.

CAROLNAT

I Wanna Believe (that we're a masterpiece): Natasha seems to be unable to take care of herself, so Carol decides she will be the one to do that.

WANDANAT

Pillow talk: Natasha is back from a mission and all she wants is to see Wanda. Wanda, however, is already enterteined with another activity.

Take Care: Everyone tries to warn Wanda what a bad idea it is to fall in love with the big, bad, scary spy.

TWILIGHT

Drabble: Cute Rosalie and Charlie bonding moment.

Bella is high: Bella smokes weed.

FLORENCE PUGH X READER

Sunday Plans: It's a lazy Sunday morning and Florence has an important question for you

Happy Together: A cute unplanned date night with your girlfriend, Florence.

Black widow: Cooking With Flo is back and you make an accidental cameo that get the entire world to know about you relationship with Florence.

Kiss me more: This is the first time your friends are meeting your girlfriend and you're excited about it.

Sunrise in the East: Reader is very happy having one-night stands or having friends with benefits, avoiding any serious relationship for a while now. However, things change and she suddenly starts to think that dating wouldn't be all that bad.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON X READER

Mrs Hollywood: It's not always easy to date a Hollywood star.

Make up your mind: You ask Scarlett out on a date.

Mayores: Someone sends you flowers and your girlfriend isn't happy about it.

ELIZABETH OLSEN X READER

Marry you: During an interview, someone asks you to marry them and your girlfriend isn't happy about it.

Marry you (part 2): Your girlfriend proposed, your friends are happy for you, and you still have work to do.

Marry you (part 3): It's time for the world to know about your relationship.

Cool kids: Elizabeth meets your son.

Love me harder: You are having a nice day out with Elizabeth when a paparazzi stumble over you.

Happier than ever: Your last relationship was toxic and you're still coping with that.

Only girl: You and Elizabeth enjoy a quiet night at home.

She's so lovely: Elizabeth introduces you to the world.

Lay all your love (on me): You get hired to be Elizabeth’s love interest in her new movie and nothing could prepare you to how your life would change upon meeting her.

Skin: *SMUT* There are times when you need Elizabeth to consume you.

Runnin' home to you: After months of trying, it’s time to tell your wife that you're pregnant.

Dog days are over: Elizabeth isn’t a dog person… but you are. After the puppy interview, you try to convince your girlfriend to take one of them home.

Tattooed heart: You have tattoos everywhere and your girlfriend suffers from severe anxiety. You learned to walk around with Sharpies to help her out.

Into you: A quiet day at home with the person that consumes your every breath.

| Last updated: Jan. 20th, 2024.

[mosquito-queen]

bishova hunger games au thoughts…

the games have changed their ages of competition after capitol outcry, raising the minimum to 15 and the oldest to 22

rumored that district 1 and 2 snatch children from other districts to compete instead of their own kids - raise them in the red academy

natasha was the favored winner for her games - but died saving a boy (clint) from an outlying district who became winner

kate’s family is capitol (her father is bureaucratic and her mother has a successful business empire) but they are moved to the districts as a punishment after her father makes too many enemies (kate is about 7/8). kate and her mother are sent separately from her father and he never arrives at their new home.

the capitol assigns eleanor as the district’s mayor and she quickly applies her business tactics to increase the economic output of the district to try and win the capitols favor.

the district she’s sent to is clint’s. they have a chance meeting - kate is ten and she’s always in the wrong place at the wrong time. a fight breaks out and she’s got nowhere to go as the peacekeepers bear down on the crowd, it’s clint that plucks her out of it and shoves her down an alley to make an break for it. she’s obsessed ever since.

after her father’s disappearance she had started watching the hunger games with an intensity her mother worried about. kate had never known loss before her father, and the games fed into that void. after running into clint she was enthralled with his and natasha’s games. the way two strangers formed an unlikely bond against all odds. the way natasha was ripped from him.

after a heated argument with her mother before the reaping ceremony, kate volunteers as tribute when a girl barely 15 is chosen. it will be the first time a capitol-born child will compete. clint is the only mentor for her district.

yelena is a district 2 red academy tribute. they had begun experimentation after natasha’s games for mind control. she’s trained under the control until the reaping (would be considered “cheating” otherwise)

there’s lead up to the games - stolen glances in the training room, constant sparring with each other (kate isn’t convinced that yelena doesn’t purposefully line herself up so that they’re always partners), kate desperately trying to say hi, yelena never giving her the time of day but making offhanded comments during her interview that sounds very pointed at kate, “clint! that’s the girl! that’s the one i’ve been asking you about, who is she beyond district 2?”and then yelena does a whistle on stage and clint stiffens, his face pale and says, “kid, that’s your number one enemy in that arena.”

except in that arena, when kate has a clear shot after yelena’s finished district 10, yelena looks at her and does the slightest shake of her head. kate fumbles. in her hesitation, yelena scrambles on the terrain and knocks kate down the side of the rocky cliff. and she thinks this is it. except a wire goes taut and suddenly her body stops falling. by the time she makes it back over the cliffside, there’s another body.

[melziss]

thought I'd make a little ✨️about me✨️ post for ya'll.

so this is me (if you care)

name: mel

age: 19 (scorpio bby)

pronouns: she/her

sexuality: bi (but less and less everyday honestly into girls and girls only

country: brazil 🇧🇷

I'll mostly talk about how gay i am for women, how beautiful women are, and how women are the best thing to exist

I'm also a fucker for incorrect quotes, so you'll find a lot of them in here cause they're easy to do.

ships (aka my ao3 favorited tags): clexa, calzona, marina, supercorp, ronance, skimmons, avatrice, vauseman, lottienat, jackieshauna, taivan, limoreau, avalance, wenclair, bishova, kacy.

now to the good stuff: the fandoms (under the read more, cause i got too excited)

[i won't necessarily post about them, but they might pop up here and there]

music: maya hawke, gracie abrams, conan gray, boygenius, muna, reneé rapp, taylor swift, harry styles and lorde.+ chappell roan, noah kahan and sabrina carpenter

tv shows and movies:

• current (might pop up more): ncis hawai'i, ncis sydney, legends of tomorrow, wynonna earp, supergirl, madame web.

• favorites (will pop up a lot and then never be talked about for months): yellowjackets, warrior nun, motherland fort salem, scream, agents of shield, station 19, grey's anatomy, hawkeye, orange is the new black, criminal minds, percy jackson, bottoms, stranger things.

• supernatural/post apocaliptical stuff i watched when i was 12 and are now camp to me (I'll talk abt it if you want me too): teen wolf, the vampire diaries, the 100, twilight, wolfblood, the originals, pretty little liars, buffy the vampire slayer.

other random stuff im into: all things mcu, movie commentaries, and long ass deep dives [mike's mic, ur internet mom ash, dylan is in trouble, trin lovell, uncarley], the sims 4, reading fanfiction, art, interviews and press, arrowverse, podcasts, movies directed and produced by women, sapphic media, reading, architectural digest, collecting popcorn buckets, jenna ortega, milo manhein, matthew gray gubler, motherhood, found family trope, fashion and cats.

that's all folks, some other random shit might pop up eventually but im a pretty chill person...feel free to recommend me stuff you think I'll like based on all of the shit i wrote above.

[akahellcat-moved]

So I’ve more or less been pseudo interviewing some of my favorite authors and whatnot and I don’t suppose you’d answer a few questions for me for fun? Feel free to say no, seriously. But if you want to…

1: So what made you start writing? Have you always had a talent for it or is it a more recent thing?

2: if you were to be remembered for a work of art, what medium and then what genre/subject would you want it to be for?

3: what made you want to write off Kate/Yelena in particular? Did you see the macaroni scene and was like “yes, the chemistry is off the charts” or did you just like one of them and said the other character was a good a match as any?

Hi! Thank you for the questions, it was a nice surprise to see this morning :)

I've always written stories, ever since I was a little kid. Blame it on my bookworm tendencies ever since I learned how to read (which was very early in life). I always loved to immerse myself into adventure books and mostly in my native language up until high school years, when I finally started consuming larger books in English too. I then realized that my already developing talent for writing was even better expressed in English so I honed it for years, particularly during my MA studies in English literature, and here we are now. Fanfic, in particular, I started writing during my MA years in 2013 with the Orphan Black fandom.

It would definitely have to be a book, prose, and genre-wise I am not too picky, but it would be cool to be a period piece or fantasy. Absolutely sapphic as well.

It was 100% the on-screen chemistry between Florence and Hailee. It was insane and I believe that all Bishova fans would unanimously agree on that. The way they go against each other as polar opposites in so many things makes it even more interesting to explore in a romantic setting, and their character tropes would go well together in many many many AUs, situations and worlds when put together. I just love those two so much.

This was so much fun! Thank you once again <3

[aiden1985]

So I’ve more or less been pseudo interviewing some of my favorite authors and whatnot and I don’t suppose you’d answer a few questions for me for fun? Feel free to say no, seriously. But if you want to…

1: So what made you start writing? Have you always had a talent for it or is it a more recent thing?

2: if you were to be remembered for a work of art, what medium and then what genre/subject would you want it to be for?

3: what made you want to write off Kate/Yelena in particular? Did you see the macaroni scene and was like “yes, the chemistry is off the charts” or did you just like one of them and said the other character was a good a match as any?

Hi, sorry, I just saw this ask. I haven't been in Tumblr in a while.

Um, I started writing because my third grade teacher gave me a good star and wrote that I was a good writer on a creative writing assignment. So I guess I've been writing since I was 8 years old, stories and poems and whatnot. I don't think my writing skill has been the same since 8 years old, it's definitely gotten better over time, but I feel it's gotten substantially better over the last couple of years.

That's a good question. I think I would want to be remembered for multiple things, honestly. I've wanted to make movies for a long time but if I could only choose one then I would want to be remembered for a very big, very well written epic of a novel. Probably some kind of saga of a family (mine).

Yeah, honestly, what made me think of Kate and Yelena in a romantic way was the macaroni scene. The chemistry was, indeed, off the charts and I was curious to see if any fanfiction had been written for them the day that episode dropped. There was a handful of fics, and after reading several over the course of the run of the show, I was frustrated that there weren't any bishova fics featuring daredevil so I decided to write my own. And that's why I wrote my first bishova fic.

Thanks for the questions, these were good ones!

[fierceheda]

Don’t mind me just dropping this right here......

[noturlondonboy]

Bishova fans I need your help!!! I’m writing a podcast script for an assignment, and in true loser fashion, I’ll be writing out an interview for Bishova. Send in your questions!!

[noturlondonboy]

Bishova drabbles/shorts/prompts/headcannons/I dunno

Prompts

Exhaustion/tired romance prompt

Headcannons

Genderqueer Kate Bishop and autistic Yelena Belova head cannons

Yelena TV shows head cannons

Autistic Yelena Belova headcannons

Touches Ask Game

Touches Ask Game- hand holding #33

Touches Ask Game- hand holding #37

Touches Ask Game- touching #3

Touches Ask Game- touching #35

Touches Ask Game- touching #50

Touches Ask Game- kisses #40

Touches Ask Game- hugs #3

Miscellaneous

Podcast Interview Script