#Bisexual Jaskier

[bluewritinghood]

Witcher! Watch out for that tree!

“You didn’t have to throw that guy through a table you know.” Jaskier says absentmindedly plucking at his lute as he walks beside Geralt down the dusty path.

“He was being an ass.” Geralt reminds him.

“Yes, well it did get us kicked out of the inn though so maybe not worth it?” Jaskier says still plucking at his lute more than likely trying to subconsciously perfect a tune that would soon make an appearance in one of his latest songs.

“He called you a cocksucking bastard.” Geralt reminds him gruffly. “I wasn’t going to let it go.”

“I mean it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever been called I could give you a whole list of insults a mile long that’s been hurled at me this year alone and never repeat the same one twice.” Jaskier laughs at his own expense.

Geralt offers an irritated grunt by way of reply.

“I mean it wasn’t even really an insult since it’s true, I mean half of it at least.” Jaskier says tuning his lute slightly.

“You were an illegitimate child?” Geralt asks surprised.

“Oh gods no. No matter how much my father would like to claim otherwise, I meant the first part. You didn’t know I was Bisexual?” Jaskier asks sounding genuinely surprised.

Geralt doesn’t answer, doesn’t say anything at all, doesn’t look away from Jaskier even as they approach an enormous tree in the road. But surely Geralt couldn’t miss it, its trunk was wider than his shoulders for heaven’s sake.

Geralt runs smack into the tree with a dull ‘Thunk’ stumbling backward.

“Good gods Geralt are you alright?!” Jaskier says jogging the few steps he had fallen behind Geralt to catch up with him and check on him. “How in the world did you miss that tree?”

“You’re into men?” Geralt asks instead of answering the question.

“Yes, I thought that was painfully obvious. Don’t tell me that’s why you ran into the tree it’s honestly not that surprising. I mean I’m kinda fruity.” Jaskier says with a laugh.

Geralt just stares at Jaskier until his smile fades.

“You’re not opposed to that sort of thing are you?” Jaskier asks suddenly a little worried that this of all the things might be what ends their friendship.

Geralt is a silent as a stone for a few minutes leaving Jaskier to wonder what exactly he would say if he ever said anything at all.

“No.” Geralt finally grunts out relieving Jaskier of his fears.

“Well that’s a relief.” Jaskier says with a nervous chuckle.

Geralt continues to stare at him until Jaskier finally asks. “What exactly is the problem then?”

Geralt finally stops looking at him only to start looking anywhere but at him. “I’m in love with you.” He mumbles.

“I’m sorry come again?” Jaskier guffaws. “Because I thought a certain sorceress occupied that stony heart of yours.”

Geralt shakes his head reverting back to his normal taciturn state.

“You’re telling me I’ve had a chance with you all this time and you’re just telling me now?” Jaskier asks voice raising an octave.

Geralt finally seems to get the message that his feelings are reciprocated because the next thing Jaskier knows he’s being pushed up against the tree and Geralt is kissing him.

Ao3 link to this story.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45596839

[panthea-m-513]

cannonically bisexual Jaskier for the win

[tossacoinifyoucan]

That happened on it's own

[thedemonofcat]

So now that we have had the kiss and there is no denying that Jaskier is bisexual.(although he might be pansexual based on context clues)

I’m curious to know what the other characters reaction are going to be to this information.

Like does Geralt know that Jaskier like both men and women.

I need to know.

[toapoet]

Who gives a fuck about the show anymore JASKIER IS OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED BISEXUAL BITCHESSSSS YESSS

[followtheravens]

Them (reddit bros): JASKIER IS SUPPOSED TO BE A WOMANIZER AND NOW THEY RUINED IT BECAUSE THEY MADE HIM GAY!!!!

Me: has no one ever heard of the word bisexual?? Jaskier can still be a womanizer. He doesn’t play for the other team, he plays for all of the teams and it fits his character very well.

Them: NO HE IS NOT GAY!!! AND IT IS HOMOPHOBIC TO HAVE A FLAMBOYANT CHARACTER BE GAY!!!!!!!! IT IS ALSO QUEER BAITING!!

Me:😶

[exitpursuedbyasloth]

Radovid?? Fucking RADOVID? WHY?

With S3 of The Witcher rapidly approaching, I find myself consumed with questions of....fucking RADOVID? WHY? Why him, of all people? I do not trust the Netflix Witcher writers one iota, but especially not when they go looking for a male love interest for Jaskier, they end up choosing Radovid. And have to radically age him up just to be a love interest Of all the characters, why choose Radovid? It’s like sand in my earball. It makes no fucking sense. They must have a reason, a motivation, for him over any other male character (unless they literally just yoinked his name out of a hat). So what made them, what is unique about Radovid that they want to add to the series and yeet into Jaskier’s bed? He’s the prince, then the King, of Redania, and Jaskier has connections to Redanian government with Dijkstra. He was briefly betrothed to Ciri as a child, but that was broken by his father (I believe this will be cut from the show, given he’s much older and a second son). He and his father (now brother) were manipulated by Phillipa, with it starting when he was child (still possible even with his aging up). And Radovid becomes a genocidal fascist who persecutes and slaughters elves, sorceresses, and other non-humans and magical folk, inspired by his hatred of Phillipa’s manipulation and influence (this is from the games, but is hinted at at the end of the books, though he’s still a child then). They could radically alter Radovid, sure, but A.) why call him Radovid at all, and B.) they still had to choose him from all their canon male characters to chose from, so what made them choose HIM above all others? There are plenty of nobles Jaskier could get with, if the goal was to have a noble with some power on their side. So Radovid isn’t singular in that regard. So, was their reasoning behind Radovid being Jaskier’s lover because he’s Redanian nobility and Jaskier works for the Redanian Intelligence Network? Is Jaskier being sent to honeypot Radovid, keep an eye on him and/or spy on him? Although Phillipa does seem to confront Jaskier at one point, it doesn’t immediately appear that way, they seem to be framing the romance as genuine, but they could be misleading us and it is a possibility. Which would be...christ like maybe a very competent team of writers could pull of this storyline, but not from the people who brought us Tree-Eskel and Yenn trying to sacrifice Ciri for her own gain and drunk hooker party at Kaer Morhen the super secret Witcher fortress lol let’s laught about how they’re too drunk to remember where they are...which is too drunk to consent...lol tits! Or is it that they want to connect Radovid to Jaskier because of what Radovid will become in the near future, to his brutal suppression of non-humans and magical humans, his bloody campaign against them? That is Radovid’s most prominent feature, what he is most known for, what makes him stand out from other potential candidates. Is this why? Is it supposed to be irony, since Jaskier is the Sandpiper, and rescues persecuted non-humans? Do they want Jaskier’s relationship to put Ciri and Geralt at risk, will his choice of bedmate endanger them, for added cheap drama? Will Radovid be seducing Jaskier under false pretenses, attempting to get close to Ciri or Geralt to hurt them, as hinted at in the leaked audition scene where Radovid mentions Ciri to Jaskier, tells him to bring her to Redania she’ll be safe here, while Jaskier lies and says he hasn’t seen her for years. Will Jaskier end up trusting him, bringing Ciri to him only for it to all go pear-shaped? Will the narrative blame Jaskier for what Radovid does to his friends, was it even necessary to drag him into it, as Radovid probably would have targeted them anyway? Or will Jaskier leave Radovid for his Gang of Non-Human and Magical Friends, thus spurning on Radovid’s genocide in the first place, cause Jaskier ‘betrayed’ him in his eyes? Which has got to be the most garbage option and I sure hope this isn’t it, this is below even what I think the Netflix Witcher writers are capable of. And there is always the possibility that there is no reason, they literally just picked a name and ran with it, who gives a shit what it means, they don’t have time to think things through and write and rewrite, not when there are slow-mo action shots to shoot and tits to shoehorn in and rapey fathers to give Father of the Year awards to. Things just happen in this show, with little rhyme or reason. The S3 trailers look even worse, a sad desperately flashy spectacle that fails to be spectacular. I don’t trust these writers to do anything good with this romance, I honestly don’t expect anything from this plotline other than to marvel at their ability to make bisexual rep feel a bit like a hate crime.

[myfriendsneedtostop]

Question.

Now they it is canon Jaskier would by 100% down to fuck his double/clone/self.

Does that make our bard canonically bisexual?

[kit-middleton]

I haven’t started season 3 yet because I was afraid we’d get as little Jaskier as we did in previous seasons. And you’re telling me we get this?!?!

I’m sorry, I’m just so used to queerbaiting and in 1 week I get the kissing cousins in the Stratford Festival’s Richard II and this?!?! I need to breathe.

(I say kissing cousins, but this isn’t the chaste kiss that David Tennant’s Richard and Olly Rix’s Aumerle gave us in the RSC Richard II… it’s sex in a bathtub kind of kissing. Yeah. I will tell you more about it later!)

Why waste our words When lips were made for extraordinary things

[savagegood]

"I'm scared, Jaskier." "Just saying that makes you braver than you know." "That's it. That's what makes you so special. You don't just see people. You see the best in them." | THE WITCHER SEASON THREE

[thedemonofcat]

Jaskier spents all of June for Pride month. (Since it’s confirmed he's bisexual). He consistently labels anything that even mildly inconveniences him as homophobic, voicing his complaints.

Jaskier: "The sky must have a homophobic agenda, pouring rain on me without considering my choice of footwear!"

Jaskier (After nearly being killed on hunt. Even though Geralt told him to stay back): "That ghoul clearly had a homophobic vendetta against me, attempting to end my life!"

Jaskier( after not getting a good night sleep): "Last night, my pillow was strangely uncomfortable. I can only assume they used homophobic chickens to gather the feathers."

Jaskier (One night after him and Geralt engage in making love.): "Geralt, my dear, I believe your armor is harboring a secret agenda. Its difficulty to remove during our amorous encounters seems rather homophonic, as if it's determined to disrupt our love!"

Geralt simply nods in response, recognizing Jaskier's tendency to delve into dramatic interpretations. Sensing the need to steer the conversation away from potential melodrama, Geralt smoothly changes the subject, redirecting their focus to a different topic.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

"jaskier isn't gay they ruined his character!!!" actually jaskier was bisexual from the moment he saw geralt across a crowded tavern and slut walked his way across that room like That to talk to him so just jot that down

[followtheravens]

Reddit is so mad because of bisexual Jaskier!! I tried to defend his honor and got downvoted to hell. It's really interesting to see how differently people read a character in different parts of the internet! In reddit people did not see it coming at all and here people saw it since season one. I like this place better.

[anya-chalotra]

#a win for wlw and mlm

[angelellipsis-devilofdots]

god fucking dammit he’s about to give me a thing for hands have mercy on me

[geraltshumblebard]

WITCHER SEASON 3 SPOILERS

good news guys

on the 12th day of christmas my true love sent to me.. *checks notes* canon queer netflix!jaskier confirmed by a selfcest scene