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food review!!!!!
#asked a friend for their reccs on uk snacks since they were selling some at the CNE so I bought em to do a food review#but I ate them in the living room and my family joined in so I asked them for their thoughts too lol#everyone placed the knobs as their middle pick but only my mom liked the jammie dodgers as her first pick#my brother looked so appalled that she rated the creams as 5/10 because he put them as 9/10 LOL#my dad and I liked the cruncher textures but my mom liked the jammies because the filling is sticky compared to the crumbly biscuit#doodles#diary#crow if you’re reading this THEYRE REALLY YUMMYYYY I’m definitely buying some again next time
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No, no, I'm still upset about those book reviews on what I have since decided is one of my favourite books.
"The main character wasn't relatable" OH. GODS. What are you doing? Are you the main character of every single story ever? NO. Also maybe the story isn't for you! That's okay! That doesn't mean the book is bad! As a kid around the same age as the protagonist who also moved into an old, run-down house of all things that I could have never imagined as home, who got a small baby sibling at around that time as well, as a kid who was relatively quiet and thought too much and wanted to fly that book made me feel things I'd literally never felt before!!
"The girl is so weird that's annoying" CHILDREN ARE WEIRD!! CHILDREN! AND! CHARACTERS! CAN! BE! WEIRD! Bloody hell in what kind of world are you living?? A strong and weird and confident girl character was the best thing to happen to me! Sometimes I thought she was really annoying as well, yeah, but that's kind of the point and I did kinda want to be like her. She was so important to my array of fantasy book girl characters I could relate to and hold in mind!!
"It's not a children's book" to YOU. It's not a typical one and certainly not a mainstream one but man child me had her brain rewritten for the first time and it was glorious. She devoured that book and I'm sure so did other weird kids.
Gods. It was the first book ending with me unsure if I liked it but glad I read it. It made me feel things I'd never felt before, especially not from a book. I don't think I consciously saw myself in the protagonist back then but I'm pretty sure that was so so important. Ten years of me having grown totally oblivious of the book and suddenly it comes back unprompted and clear as day (and I got my own copy and I'm sure I adore it).
And like. Those reviews arw so sad especially because they were the majority on that site! And it's no book for everyone, but the framing that this is the book's fault makes me livid. Your protagonist-to-identify-with issues aside, maybe the book just wasn't for you! BUT THEN DON'T LEAVE A MULTIPLE PARAGRAPH COMPLAINT ABOUT ALL THE THINGS POSSIBLY INTENDED FOR A DIFFERENT AUDIENCE. That made me so sad.
Anyway. We need more ambiguously not-happy-but-not-NOT-happy children's media starring objectively weird and annoying kids and thoughtful kids who feel lost in the world and unsolved mysteries that aren't meant to be known.
(The book is Skellig by David Almond, by the way.)
#a biscuit's rambles#just got reminded of those reviews and im somewhere between incredibly sad and raging#that book Changed Me in Ways incomprehensible and that was Good even if im only now old enough to categorise that feeling!
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#korner kitchen#biscuits and gravy#biscuits#gravy#food#food review#blog#blogger#blog link#blogger link#my personal blog#personal blog#relatable
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Me: hmm I want to try other granolas. Branch out. Get more protein
Me, mid meal: what the fuck this just tastes like fuckin. Oat Puff Cereal. It's squishy. And gross.
Ingredients: whole rolled oats, textured soy prot-
Me, scornfully: what the hell man that's totally what it is. this should feel like eating rocks. In a bad way. This doesn't even hurt my mouth a little bit. smh. And you call yourself a company. So fucking disappointed in you Open Nature™
#personal#the quaker brand is okay but i think love crunch wins out#they sure fuckin do love crunch#consider this a glowing review for people who aren't treating breakfast foods like it should be the emotional equivalent of a#chew toy or perhaps a dog biscuit#my crown is finally in so i can go back to treating my mouth like an enrichment tool like no one intended#food#sometimes i wonder before i publish a personal post if someone is going to read it and be like#'i thought this guy just posted fandom content and animals'#'i thought he liked plushies and hugging trees'#'why am i getting weirdly aggressive food reviews'
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Anime of the day: Hoshi no Samidare
Alt title: Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer
Released: 2022
You know if you wake up one day and find a talking lizard on your bed, be like Yuuhi and throw him out the window. After all, you don’t want to fight the mage Animus for the fate of the earth. You don’t care that a giant biscuit hammer is hanging over the earth ready to drop. You have zero interest in becoming the lizard knight and fighting to protect a princess. That is until you are attacked by a golem lackey of Animus and are saved by said princess and find that this princess has a very interesting goal: she wants to defeat Animus so she can destroy the earth with her own hands. So now you’re interested.
#Hoshi no Samidare#Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer#2022#anime of the day#anime recommendation#anime review#anime#anime rec#anime rec list
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#Kroger #Walmart #Ollies#KrogerButterBiscuits #KrogerPeachPreserves #NutellaHazelnutSpreadWithCocoa#HotandSpicySpam #TocinoSpam #ButterBiscuitPeachPreservesHotAndSpicyTocinoSpamReview
I made a Kroger Butter Biscuit, Kroger Peach Preserves, Nutella, and Hot & Spicy with Tocino Spam Biscuit sandwiches and they were pretty good.
The biscuits were buttery soft, the peach preserves was lightly sweet with a light peach flavor, the nutella was oily but smooth and creamy while having a light hazelnut chocolate taste to it.
The Hot & Spicy spam was firm and soft while lightly spicy.
The Tocino spam was lightly sweet tasting and when well with the Hot and spicy spam, peach preserves, Nutella and the butter biscuits. .
The butter biscuit sandwiches sweet and salty but not overly to me.
I would make this again.
Got the butter biscuits and peach preserves at Kroger, Got the Nutella at Ollies, Got the Hot & Spicy Spam at Walmart, and got the Tocino Spam at Walmart.
#Kroger#Walmart#Ollies#Kroger Butter Biscuits#Kroger Peach Preserves#Nutella Hazelnut Spread With Cocoa#Hot and Spicy Spam#Tocino Spam#Butter Biscuit Peach Preserves Hot And Spicy Tocino Spam Review
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Baby Cool review for NME Australia
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NEW Tartlets 🍫🍓🍋
Mcvitie's introduced their new product, tartlets filled with vanilla cream centre and luscious flavours including raspberry, lemon and chocolate! As always, i'm excited to try them!
These tartlets are delicious, but I must say, these are basically cream filled biscuits that taste quite normal like any other cream filled biscuit. And it does not have "cheesecake" flavour to it, just ordinary vanilla cream in the centre. There is nothing more to describe about these tartlets but I most definitely liked the chocolate ones!
The raspberry tartlet tasted more like strawberry flavour 🤔
⭐️ Ratings ⭐️
🍫milk chocolate (6/10)
🍓raspberry cheesecake (5.5/10)
🍋lemon cheesecake (5/10)
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Product Review: Flavorex Gourmet Biscuits
What better way to spoil your fur baby – a pack of flavored gourmet biscuits from Flavorex. It’s also a way to bond with your feline companion.
Flavorex is a gourmet cat biscuit and a super premium cat treat – however, it’s not to be given as a meal replacement. Flavorex comes in different flavor or variants – chicken, shrimp, salmon, tuna and beef.
Ingredients:
Flavorex contains fish meal, corn starch, rice flour, tuna meal, egg yolk powder, glycerin, butter, fish paste, etc.
Feeding Recommendations
The appropriate number of pieces for this treat depends on the cat’s weight
1 to 2 kg – 8 to 10 pieces
2 to 5 kg – 10 to 20 pieces
more than 5 kg – 20 to 30 pieces
My Experience With Flavorex
So far, my fur baby loves this gourmet biscuit I bought for him. I tried the beef flavor first and surprisingly, he loves it – it’s his new favorite.
Flavorex Gourmet Cat Biscuit is available in Lazada, Shopee and Tiktok or you can also visit their FB page: https://www.facebook.com/FlavorexPhilippines
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Blog Tour, Exclusive Snippet & Giveaway: Grabbing My Slyce! by Dann Hazel
Blog Tour, Exclusive Snippet & Giveaway: Grabbing My Slyce! By Dann Hazel Some Like It Haute! Book 4 How can you find your own slice of love when all the other business of life gets in your way? Frank Slyce is an independent, well-educated and self-reliant gay man with a huge creative streak. Now, at thirty-two, he feels thrown off-kilter by a career crisis and a proverbial “urge to merge.” The…
#Chefs#Contemporary#Dann Hazel#Food#Gay Book Review#Gay Romance Authors#Grabbing My Slyce#LGBTQ#LGBTQ Books#Love triangles#MM Romance#My Own Private Biscuit#Room For Dessert#Some Like It Haute#Some Like It Haute Series
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You ever bond so hard with a cluster of ants that you don’t want to leave your great aunts house
#we are sharing a biscuit from my grandfathers service 👍#I’m getting good reviews on ant doordash#that was a stupid joke#oh well.#📸
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Is Red Lobster Still An Iconic Seafood Restaurant? Are The Cheddar Bay Biscuits Overhyped?
#red lobster#seafood restaurant#seafood restaurant chain#cheddar bay biscuits#fried shrimp#americas iconic seafood chain#food review#food
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The funny thing was that I expressed a mild concern about the review of a book that was just "smart, funny and sexy" because fellas several people are trying to hunt you i hope nothing sexy happens You Do Not Have The Time and also hardly know each other! and my mum said "you know, I think they're just using sexy as a new substitue word for cool or something. I recently heard someone call an interior design sexy which makes no sense at all." and she was right. the novel was indeed smart and also funny (but that is not the word i'd use, it had humour and funny moments but it's still a rather dark book with more serious dark fantasy vibes tbh) but the sexiest thing that happened was a very short kiss on the lips with no single emotion greatly explored behind it and zero romantic advances between those two people or as much as a hint of attraction (and i don't think it's just me being aroace either).
so anyway people have started to describe things as sexy ranodmly? what? why? also i'm realising i really have issues with that review. "smart funny and sexy" only 2/3s of this are true and the first part implies the entirely wrong vibes.
it has humour it's smart it's a super good novel but most of all it will have you gripped by the throat and is infusing your veins with its very essence refusing to leave just like the living magic that burnt through an entire world and it's going to choke you until you have the novel finished and then some. you might also become weird about blood
#this is still about a darker shade of magic#im so upset about that review now#youre giving the wrong picture! this novel is a weird and bloody monstrosity of dark fantasy brilliance#not 'funny and sexy' that sounds like romcom#these fellas kiss twice for good luck! and its not even abt the kiss more the gesture#its just a quick peck too#the most they do is realise actually they would die for this other person they met two hours ago and its beautiful#a biscuit's rambles
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REVIEW FROM HELL!
#chickqueen#chicken and fries#chicken#fried chicken#biscuit#gravy#fries#food#food review#food blog#blogger#blog#blog review#my personal blog#personal blog#relatable
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Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer (anime)---Episode 1
I'm going to spoil everything. You have been warned.
I'm watching the sub, btw. In case anyone cares.
So I'm not going into this blind. I read the manga awhile back and more and less remember all the plot beats.
Basic synopsis: Yuuhi Amamiya meets a talking lizard and learns he'd been chosen as one of the twelve “Beast Knights” destined to help a princess save the Earth from an evil mage who wants to smash the planet with a giant hammer.
PLOT TWIST: The girl hosting the princess's spirit, Samidare Asahina, only wants to save the Earth so she can destroy it herself!
Yuuhi is totally on board with this.
Yuuhi is kind of an asshole.
Antisocial looser, get your shit together.
(I love him, he's just fun to pick on)
NGL, the first 2/3 of this episode is kinda meh. We mostly just follow Yuuhi throughout his day while he tries to get Noi (the talking lizard) to leave him alone.
(as an aside: I like Noi. Poor guys trying so hard to be noble and serious, and Yuuhi is having none of it.)
Yuuhi and Noi are attacked by a golem, creations of the mage. It's a weird, one-eyed, fish-like monster. Apparently it's called Gamelion, which I didn't know until looking it up.
Anyway, Yuuhi is pathetic and can't fight to save his life (literally) so Samidare jumps in and kills it.
Being the princess's vessel gives her super strength, so that's cool.
Our two leads talk, Samidare throws herself off the roof so Yuuhi will save her/prove his loyalty (like you do), she tells him her plan, and he's immediately “At your service, your Majesty!”
So there we go, the adventure is underway.
Eh, not much else to say. The art/animation is nice. Nothing mind-blowing, but good. Same for the OP. I do actually like the song. It's catchy.
Anyway, on to episode 2!
#Hedge watches Lucifer and the biscuit hammer#Hedge watches Hoshi no Samidare#Hoshi no Samidare#Hoshi no Samidare spoilers#Lucifer and the biscuit hammer spoilers#Lucifer and the biscuit hammer episode 1#Lucifer and the biscuit hammer episode 1 spoilers#Hoshi no Samidare episode 1#Hoshi no Samidare episode 1 spoilers#anime#anime recap#anime reviews#tw swearing#swear words#Yuuhi Amamiya#Samidare Asahina#Noi Crezant
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